Chapter 235: The Soldiers Are Coming to Block the Water
Gu Feng ignored them, took his mobile phone and walked to the side to answer the sound, because the call was from the master.
"Master, are you looking for me?" Gu Feng asked.
"Gu Feng, where are you? Why is it so noisy? When the master answered the phone, he couldn't help frowning, because there was a noisy sound like a ghost crying wolf.
At this time, Gu Feng's senior brothers had already opened their throats and howled, "Love to fight to win!" ”
Gu Feng had no choice but to walk into the bathroom, and after closing the door, he said: "Li Xiaolan and I are drinking, by the way, it is in the room opened by Liu Lei's hall master and wife!" ”
"Oh, Paramount KTV!"
"Yes, do you want to come over, hey, let me tell you, Hall Master Liu's woman looks so punctual that I drool when I see it!"
"Damn, do you still have a positive shape, Gou second sister-in-law is a big taboo in the rivers and lakes, you said that his wife Ye Lifen looks very right?" The master felt a chill in his heart, and said angrily: "Hey, Gu Feng, your eyes are okay, right?" Master has never been very fond of despising people, but if you really force me, I will also despise you with my toes, that fat-headed, big-eared and meat-splashed girl looks very punctual? Don't joke with me, okay? ”
"Forget it, I can't get along with you old thing, there is that pair between us, there is a generation gap, such a handsome woman, you said that the fat head and big ears are splashed with meat? It's disgusting! ”
"Gu Feng, I solemnly affirm that you can insult me, but you must not insult my aesthetics"
"Okay, master, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong? Ye Lifen has a fat head and big ears, and the flesh is splashed, right? ”
"That's pretty much it!"
"What's the difference, I said it with my conscience!"
"You-"
"Master, hurry up, what's the matter? I'm still drinking! ”
"Next Saturday, Ruifeng Building will open, and there will be a lot of dignitaries and dignitaries to participate, and you have to attend together!"
"Ruifeng Building? What a mess, master, you spare me, it's not like you don't know that I don't like to socialize! ”
"You don't want to go to other entertainments, but don't you go to the opening of the Yihe headquarters?"
"Huh?"
"It's the building we had the last time we had a meeting, nine o'clock on Saturday morning!"
"Can't you not go? I really don't like to join in the fun. ”
"You are Yihe's uncle, do you say you can't do it if you don't go? Anyway, I handed over the words, love to go or not, don't go up to you! ”
"Hey, master!"
"Doodoo~~~"
Gu Feng shook his head with a wry smile, closed his mobile phone and was about to go out, but he heard the mobile phone message "beep" twice, opened it and took a look, and received an MMS message, a photo of a woman, as the master said, fat head and big ears, splashed flesh, if it weren't for the curly hair, earrings, and face covered with rouge gouache, Gu Feng almost thought that this was a man.
Look at the mobile phone number that sent the message, who else could there be besides the master.
Gu Feng thought that the master was deliberately disgusting himself, and he didn't think much about it, and was about to put the phone in his pocket after deleting the information, but at this time, the phone rang again.
Gu Feng looked at the caller ID, and it turned out to be still a master.
"Master, are you finished?" Gu Feng said a little impatiently.
"Did you get the message?" The master asked.
"Got it!"
"Sow or sable?"
"The former, of course!"
"Then you still say that there is something wrong with my aesthetic concept? I admit I'm old? But my eyes are fine, when you insult me again in the future, please think about it first! ”
"This" Gu Feng was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly woke up and said: "Master, you won't say that the photo you sent is Ye Lifen!" ”
"What do you say?" The master snorted coldly and asked rhetorically, and hung up the phone.
Gu Feng was stunned in the bathroom with the phone, until Cen Jingpeng knocked on the door outside and shouted, "Little junior brother, are you constipated while talking on the phone?" Or take a plane while making a phone call? But no matter what you're fighting, now you have to get me out right away! ”
Gu Feng had no choice but to put away his mobile phone and open the door, but before anyone went out, Cen Jingpeng had already pounced in, and spit out a full wash tray with a "wow".
Gu Feng was chilled and quickly escaped.
In the private room, Li Xiaolan was shouting "Sheep in Wolf's Clothing" with a voice that was incomplete and not in tune at all, while Yang Xiaochen and Chu Tiannan were shaking the dice and fighting for wine.
Gu Feng couldn't sing, and he didn't want to learn, and when he drank the wine, he felt even more bitter, because he had realized a very serious problem.
The master's phone calls and text messages have obviously told him that Liu Lei's wife Ye Lifen is a fat-headed, sweaty, and meaty woman, not the woman with the devil's body and angel face he just saw.
So who is this woman? Why did she pretend to be Ye Lifen?
However, whatever the woman's purpose? This kind of behavior of hiding his head and changing his name and surname is something that Gu Feng does not like.
Gu Feng is a person with a lot of character, and for modern society, his character is even a little strong.
After thinking about it for a while, he had already made up his mind that if this fake Ye Lifen was purely out of good intentions, and if she gave herself a favor on behalf of the real Ye Lifen or at her behest of her, Gu Feng could still be forgiven, but if she wanted to make a mess and didn't help to play tricks, then Gu Feng couldn't be blamed for treating others in her own way.
Although that Ye Lifen was just a flash in the pan and there was no movement after leaving with a group of little sisters just now, Gu Feng believed that she would definitely appear again.
Sure enough, not long after, the doorbell of the private room rang again, and Ye Lifen led two waiters to push two dining carts in.
"Feng Shao, gentlemen, hello!" After Ye Lifen came in, she smiled sweetly and said hello to a few people, then turned around and pointed to a dining car, "This is the cake that our KTV sent to several distinguished guests, I made it myself, I hope you can enjoy it!" ”
As the waiter lifted the silver lid Gu, a colorful fruit cake was presented in front of everyone. In particular, the heart shape made of strawberries and cherries in the middle of the cake is red and gorgeous, beautiful and heartfelt, and it also attracts people's appetite.
"Sister-in-law, you're so polite, how embarrassing is this!" Gu Feng hurriedly stood up and said.
"Hehe, what's so unkind, a guest like Feng Shao, I can't even invite it!" Ye Lifen smiled and took the table knife handed by the waiter, looking as if she was going to cut the cake, but when she brushed the ground, she stabbed straight into Gu Feng's chest.
Gu Feng saw that the silver-light dining knife was stabbing straight forward, and the speed was not very fast, but he stood there fixedly, and he did not dodge.
This change happened very suddenly, Gu Feng's senior brother was unexpected, and when he was about to exclaim, he saw that the knife had stopped in front of Gu Feng, Ye Lifen said with a smile: "Feng Shao, you can cut it!" ”
"Hehe, good!" Gu Feng responded lightly and took the knife, as if nothing had happened.
Several senior brothers exhaled, but they didn't know whether to say that Gu Fengyi was bold and good, or that he was so faint, if this knife was really stabbed, one of his small lives would be reimbursed!
Gu Feng lightly cut a knife on the cake, and then handed the knife back to Ye Lifen, like a big-name surgeon in the operating room, I have already done the chief surgery, and the trivial work below will be handed over to you!
Ye Lifen took it with a smile, and then cut the cake into small pieces for the waiter to hand to a few people, but the cut was all around, leaving everything in between, and finally when she cut this piece, she didn't hand it over to the waiter, but brought it to Gu Feng with her own hands, "Feng Shao, you pay for it!" ”
"Good!" After Gu Feng took it, he put the cake on the table.
"What's wrong? Is the cake not to your taste? Ye Lifen asked.
"Uh, no, I've never had a sweet tooth!" Gu Feng said lightly.
Ye Lifen's face froze, and then she smiled again: "Could it be that Feng Shao is also like us women, who talk about losing weight at every turn, and are you afraid of getting fat?" ”
"Huh!" Gu Feng laughed at it, but he didn't explain much, he wasn't afraid of fat, nor did he dislike sweets, but he was just a little afraid that she would drugged the cake!
"Senior brother, if you don't eat, then I'm welcome!" Yang Xiaochen said that he was going to serve Gu Feng's cake inlaid with a lot of cherries!
Ye Lifen saw him stretch out his hand, a trace of anxiety flashed in her eyes, and her hand inadvertently touched the beer bottle on the table, and the beer bottle suddenly fell down, and the wine spilled inside was stained on the cake.
"Oops, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was careless, I'll cut another piece for you!" Ye Lifen threw the cake into the trash can as she spoke, cleaned up the tabletop, and then cut another piece for Yang Xiaochen.
All this happened so casually, and Ye Lifen's words and deeds were so natural, Gu Feng saw it in his eyes, but he sneered in his heart, little girl, do you want to play with Lao Tzu? Aren't you afraid that I will eat all the flesh with the belt? ——
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