I didn't know for the rest of my life, and the news about his life story grew wings and spread rapidly in Yangzhou.

The next day, Yu Sheng sat in front of the inn, measuring the dark word "sword" on a page of the book in his hand, and arguing with the old beggar.

"You have arms and legs, and you're embarrassed to open your mouth to give alms?" said Yu Sheng disdainfully.

The old beggar lay down in the sun, and the rising sun was just in time to remove the tide brought by the evening, "What's so embarrassing? ”

"What kind of technology, can't you just be cheeky and ask for it?" said Yu Sheng, and there was a "chirping" sound under his feet.

He looked down and saw a small water monkey holding a river mussel in his hand, pulling the rest of his trouser leg to give it to him.

"Yo, you're a pretty fast learner. Yu Sheng said.

Yesterday he had nothing to do, so he used the newly made surplus sugar, that is, the sugar that was taken away yesterday, to tease the water monkeys by the river.

He saw a few water monkeys with mussels in their hands, robbed them of seven or eight, and gave them a piece of fish candy.

Unexpectedly, these water monkeys fell in love with the remaining sugar, and they were so smart that they came to the door to exchange river mussels for sugar.

Yu Sheng took the river mussel in the water monkey's hand, put it next to him and continued to fight with the old beggar, but he didn't see the little water monkey still raising his hand.

"The most unskilled thing in the world is to be a beggar, a bunch of parasites that don't work hard. Yu Sheng said, "The water monkeys know that they put in the work." ”

Before he finished speaking, his trouser leg was pulled again, and he looked down for the rest of his life to see the little water monkey pointing at the river mussel, and then pointing to his mouth, "chirping".

"Ten river mussels for a piece of surplus sugar, you only have one, and I will give it to you when you have nine. Yu Sheng said that he understood the water monkey's words.

The water monkey did not relent, continued to point to the river mussel, and crossed his hands on his waist, quite a posture that you don't give me, be careful of my unkind posture.

When the monkey was arguing with one person and one water monkey, the old beggar said: "Nonsense, when the beggar is very technical, in our industry, there are literary beggars and martial beggars." ”

"Isn't it the Clean-Clothes Sect and the Dirty Clothes Pie?" asked Yu Sheng after scolding the little water monkey.

"What kind of school is that, when a beggar has clean clothes?" the old beggar did not understand, and continued to talk about the beggars and the beggars.

"The beggar relies on his eyes and mouth, which family has a dog, which family has a good heart, which family has an evil heart, which family is rich, which family has a chicken to steal, you have to see it clearly with your eyes when you step on the point. ”

"Otherwise, if you accidentally get someone who can't open the pot, the beggar will have to help the family, and if you steal a chicken and steal it to a strong man's house, you will be beaten and have no place to reason. The old beggar said.

"Wait, if you ask for someone who can't open the pot, do you still help others?"

"Of course we have to help, these people will also be beggars in the future, as seniors and future colleagues, can't they help?" said the old beggar.

The rest of his life didn't believe it, the old beggar's eyes wandered, "There is no other benefit?"

"Yes," said the old beggar, "if you draw the family into the beggar's gang in advance, there will be enough to raise the bag." ”

"Lift the bag?"

"That's right, pull two people to join the beggar gang into one bag, pull four people to two bags, pull eight people to three bags, pull sixteen people to promote four bags, pull..."

The old beggar snapped his fingers and tried to calculate, but there was no multiplication formula or anything like that in those days, so he couldn't figure it out for a while.

"Thirty-two people", Yu Sheng answered for him, how did this beggar gang sound like a pyramid scheme or something, and I don't know who the leader of this beggar gang is.

"Yes, yes," the old beggar patted his chest and stretched out his thumb and forefinger, "Now I know how difficult it is for the elders of the beggar gang to come." ”

Letting the little water monkey not give up, Yu Sheng looked at the old beggar suspiciously, felt strange, and took a mouthful, "How many bags of elders are you?"

"Don't you know how to count?" said the old beggar, shaking his thumb and forefinger.

"Two?" said Yu Sheng.

The old beggar opened his mouth to speak, but stopped again, and changed the topic, "I just talked about the beggar, now let's continue to talk about the beggar." ”

"You answer my question first. Yu Sheng said, "Is it two bags?"

The old beggar saw that he couldn't hide, so he closed his mouth and burst out with a muffled "yes".

"Hey, you old thing, I said. The rest of his life laughed and scolded the old beggar.

He used to stick out his thumb and forefinger all the time, making people mistake it for eight bags.

If it weren't for the rest of his life to see that he didn't have a bag on his waist, he asked more, and he would probably have been misled by him.

"Say Wu beggar, say Wu beggar", the old beggar was a little embarrassed and hurriedly changed the topic.

"A martial beggar is a beggar with martial arts?" The rest of his life also followed him, not to embarrass the old beggar too much, "Beat the dog stick, descend the dragon eighteen palms, I..."

Speaking of the latter one, the rest of his life spit on him, wouldn't the dragon descend on him.

The old beggar was also stunned, and asked the rest of his life curiously, "What kind of kung fu is the eighteen palms of the dragon, and where can I learn it?"

"Learn from your grandmother. "Yu Sheng said," I said nonsense. ”

"That's it", the old beggar was a little disappointed, "The beggar didn't descend the dragon eighteen palms, but ten slaps." ”

"Ten slaps?" Yu Sheng motioned to the old beggar to speak carefully, and let the little water monkey pull his trouser leg and entangle.

"The beggars beg for food by body and force. The old beggar was full of interest, "When the beggar has to be in good shape, he finds a shop to go underground when he begs for food, and the shopkeeper does not give alms, and he does not leave if he gives less." ”

"The shopkeeper won't let the guy beat him?"

"Therefore, if you have good bones, you must know how to protect the vital points, and you must be good at bleeding. Those shops also have to do business, and they are so troubled by the beggars, and they will pay obediently after a while. ”

"What about ten slaps?" Yu Sheng was anxious to hear about it.

"Ten slaps is force, that is, two beggars stand in front of the store and slap each other, and the nosebleeds from the fan, and the store can't last long before paying. ”

The old beggar was afraid that the rest of his life would underestimate the technical content in it, so he hurriedly said: "Don't underestimate the slap, there are many skills in this." ”

"The more bruised and swollen your face is and the more nosebleeds you have, the more skilled you are, and it would be better if you could punch one or two teeth. ”

"In the rules of the beggar gang, if a beggar loses a tooth, the shop will at least pay consistently. ”

"Oh my God, what should I do if I lose my teeth?" asked Yu Sheng, there are no dentists with prostheses in this wilderness, and they still use wicker to brush their teeth.

That is, in the inn, there are toothbrushing utensils that have been redeemed from the system for the rest of their lives, and it is more convenient for everyone to wash.

"If you lose it, you won't be able to do this business, and the beggars eat youth rice. ”

The old beggar looked up at the rest of his life, "Now you know that there are many doorways in the beggar, and it is also a skill job, right?"

"The beggars you are talking about are not beggars at all, they are a whole bunch of gangsters. Yu Sheng said.

Then he shook his head regretfully, "If there is a warrior beggar at the door of the inn, it would be good if he was killed, he would be resurrected, and he would be resurrected again." ”

He waved his hand, and then his hand was smacked, and when he looked down, he saw that it was the little water monkey begging for a salary, expressing his displeasure at ignoring it for the rest of his life.