Lin Zixuan was really angry, Gu Feng was distracted, even if she was promiscuous, she couldn't get in the way of anything, but it was really hateful and shameless to find such an excuse.

While running forward angrily, he thought with great disdain, you said that it is normal for you to have three wives and four concubines there, where are you? Ancient times? Mars? Or Arab? If you can really be so indulgent there, what are you still running here to hook up with me, hurry back!

The more Lin Zixuan thought about it, the more angry he became, and he ran faster and faster, and bumped into someone without paying attention.

It was a girl, very young and fashionably dressed, and she was talking on the phone when she was bumped into by Lin Zixuan.

"Hey, what's the matter with you? You don't have long eyes when you walk......"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" Lin Zixuan hurriedly apologized, don't look at her cheating with Gu Feng on weekdays, dare to say anything, in fact, she is a very educated girl, just for Gu Feng alone. Besides, she was in a hurry just now, and she really didn't notice that she had hit someone.

Seeing that Lin Zixuan's attitude was quite sincere, the angry expression on her face eased down, and she bent down to pick up the mobile phone that was accidentally knocked to the ground.

Just after picking it up, she lost her voice and cried out, "Oh my God, my phone." ”

Lin Zixuan followed her gaze, only to see two cracks on the brand-new mobile phone, and the screen was also black, so it couldn't light up no matter how you pressed it.

The girl shouted, "My phone was broken by you, what do you say now?" ”

At this time, Gu Feng caught up from behind.

Seeing the two women entangled together, I couldn't help but ask what was going on?

"Don't worry about it!" Lin Zixuan squirted at him, and then said to the woman, "I'm sorry, I really didn't see you just now." ”

The girl said: "I don't care, this is just out of love crazy 4S, I just bought it yesterday, and I just spent the night in it!" ”

Gu Feng kindly came up to ask, Lin Zixuan actually said that he didn't care, he really didn't care, but when he heard the girl's words, he didn't have the heart to think, since it had already been the night, it was equivalent to a broken place, and if it was broken, it would not be worth anything.

Lin Zixuan looked at the mobile phone in the girl's hand, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, of course she knew that this was the latest love crazy 4S, "Then what do you say now?" ”

The girl said: "Since you have been damaged, you have to be responsible, you have to compensate me!" ”

Lin Zixuan secretly sighed unlucky, but who let this mobile phone really hit her on the ground, "How do you say to compensate?" ”

The girl cocked her mouth and said, "Of course it's for me." ”

Lin Zixuan secretly complained bitterly, a new one? That's more than 5,000 people, so I asked in a discussion: "Isn't it okay to cultivate?" ”

The girl said: "This kind of mobile phone has just come out, who will fix it." ”

Gu Feng interjected: "Send it back to the original factory to repair it, and it will be over!" ”

The girl said reluctantly: "Even if it is repaired, it is not new, it is not original." I just bought it yesterday, brand new, why should I be hit by her, I have to use a second-hand one. It's like you're looking for a girlfriend with a big yellow flower, you just spent the night with her, and you haven't had time to touch it, and the next day you are touched by someone else. ”

Lin Zixuan and Gu Feng were dumbfounded when they heard this, little girl, how dare you, can this thing be compared like this?

"I don't care, anyway, she gave me a broken phone, she has to pay me a new one, otherwise this matter is not over"

As a result, I don't care, anyway, she has to compensate me for a new one, otherwise this matter will not be over. ”

Gu Feng said: "Then let's call the police to solve it......"

"Okay, okay, don't make a mess!" Lin Zixuan said to Gu Feng impatiently, "Just like this, you have to call the police to solve it, are you bothered, do you like to deal with the police?" ”

Gu Feng sighed helplessly, "The police are not terrible, what is terrible is that they are uneducated!" ”

"Don't talk about it, shut up for me, and get out of the way!" Lin Zixuan scolded that since the mobile phone was broken by her, she had to make compensation, even if the police came. So she opened her wallet and saw that there were only more than two thousand cash in it, which was obviously not enough, so she looked at Gu Feng.

Gu Feng was suffering from selective eyelash at this moment, and he couldn't see anything.

Lin Zixuan shouted: "The surname is Gu, do you want to pretend to be deaf and dumb." ”

Gu Feng said: "Didn't you tell me to get out of the way and shut up?" ”

Lin Zixuan was bitter, "If you don't stimulate me a little, will you really die?" ”

Gu Feng was silent.

Lin Zixuan said: "Lend me some money first, and I'll pay you back after I go back in a while!" ”

Gu Feng shook his head, "I didn't bring a wallet!" ”

Lin Zixuan said angrily: "The surname is Gu, don't pretend to be garlic with me, when I just came out, I obviously saw that you had a rising wallet." ”

Gu Feng had no choice but to reluctantly take out his wallet, but before taking out the money, he still pulled her aside and said: "Assistant Lin, I think this matter is a bit mysterious, I feel that this person seems to have touched porcelain, we had better call the police to solve it!" ”

Lin Zixuan glanced back at the girl and snorted coldly: "People are just fifteen or sixteen-year-old children, how can you think so sinister." You think everyone is as sinister as you. ”

Gu Feng sighed, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you!" ”

Lin Zixuan glanced at him lovelessly, and shouted: "The surname is Gu, don't talk so much nonsense with me, you just say borrow or not?" ”

Gu Feng had no choice but to open his wallet, and muttered while taking out the money to pay it back, "How can the borrower be more fierce than the one who forces the debt now!" ”

Lin Zixuan snatched his wallet, and the two of them pooled five thousand yuan and handed it to the girl.

The girl took the money, counted it carefully, confirmed the amount and there were no counterfeit bills, and then said: "Be careful when you walk in the future, fortunately I have a mobile phone, if there are other more valuable things, you will be in big trouble!" ”

When the girl was about to leave, Gu Feng stopped him, "Since the money for the new mobile phone has been paid to you, this broken one should be given to us!" ”

The girl hesitated, handed the phone to Gu Feng, turned around and walked away.

Looking at the back of the girl walking away, Lin Zixuan sighed silently, a month was done in vain.

After such a disappointing incident, Lin Zixuan's already not very good mood became even more depressed.

Who knew that she was unhappy, and Gu Feng didn't open her mouth like a stuffy gourd.

The two walked for a while, and Lin Zixuan couldn't help it, "You know I'm not happy, can't you say something funny and make me happy?" ”

Gu Feng smiled bitterly, I'm not your boyfriend, do I have the obligation to make you happy? I made you happy, who made me happy?

However, after thinking for a while, Gu Feng still said tolerantly and kindly: "That...... I'll tell you a joke! ”

When Lin Zixuan heard that he was going to tell a joke, he was a little energetic.

"It is said that Tang Seng learned scriptures from the west, and met a banshee halfway, looking at her breasts and buttocks, so she wanted to have sex, and the banshee exclaimed: Elder! The little girl's menstrual period is afraid of inconvenience! Tang Seng listened to it and said with his hands together: Amitabha, the poor monk is coming to learn the scriptures! Haha, funny, isn't it? ”

Lin Zixuan was cold, not only did he not laugh, but he also slashed at Gu Feng and said, "Are you embarrassed to say such a joke?" Vulgar. Change one. ”

Gu Feng had no choice but to say another, "It is said that Tang Seng learned scriptures from the West, and one morning, Tang Seng woke up from his dream and found Sun Wukong kneeling in front of his bed, so he asked: "Wukong, what's wrong with you?" Sun Wukong said with tears on his face: "Master, I beg you, next time you talk in your dreams, let's not recite the mantra of tightening, okay?" ”

Lin Zixuan still didn't smile, and said expressionlessly: "It's boring to build your dreams on top of other people's pain!" Another one. ”

Gu Feng had no choice, thought about it and said another, "It is said that Tang Seng Xitian learned scriptures, and the scripture learning team arrived in poor areas, and he couldn't fast for a few days, Wukong had to let Sha Seng and Bajie go to the distant city to find food because he wanted to protect his master." On the first day I went, I came back empty-handed, because there was no money. The next day, still empty-handed, because there was no money. Wukong was furious: "If you can't find anything to eat, don't come back!" On the evening of the third day, Sha Seng happily carried a large bag of rice with a lot of money left. Wukong was overjoyed and asked, "What about the eight precepts?" Sha Seng suddenly cried sadly: "Senior brother, forgive me, there are so many of us, and the second senior brother can be sold for 16 yuan a catty." ”

Lin Zixuan still didn't smile, but said lightly: "Pork is indeed quite expensive, I really can't afford to eat it next month!" Is there any, another one! ”

Gu Feng said: "It is said that Tang monk Xitian learns scriptures ......"

Lin Zixuan waved his hand to interrupt him and said, "The four masters and apprentices of Tang Seng recruited you to provoke you, can't you say anything else besides them?" ”

Gu Feng thought hard about it, shook his head with a bitter face, and said, "I won't say anything else!" And you don't look like you're trying to listen to jokes, but like you're trying to toss me. ”

This time, Lin Zixuan was happy, and giggled: "You finally see it!" ”

Gu Feng: "......"

After a while, Lin Zixuan frowned again and said, "Hey, surnamed Gu, is there something wrong with that incident just now." ”

Gu Feng nodded, "It's been wrong." ”

Lin Zixuan asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Gu Feng said: "Do you want to know?" ”

Lin Zixuan looked at him with disgust, "Nonsense! ”

Gu Feng pointed to the seafood restaurant opposite, "Invite me to eat seafood, I'll tell you, and when you came out just now, you said you wanted to invite!" ”

Lin Zixuan said distressedly: "But I don't have any money now!" ”

Gu Feng said: "I have it, I'll lend it to you, don't I!" ”

Lin Zixuan: "......"

After the two discussed who would treat and who would pay, they walked to the seafood restaurant opposite.

As he walked, Gu Feng said, "At the beginning, I just vaguely felt that something was wrong, but I didn't know the reason until later. She didn't seem to take out the phone card when she handed you the broken phone. ”

"Seems to be!" Lin Zixuan recalled that the girl did not take out the mobile phone card, and while looking at the card slot, she said, "Did she forget?" ”

Gu Feng asked rhetorically, "The mobile phone card is very important, how can you forget it?" ”

Lin Zixuan found a pin from the bag and picked it up a few times, but the result was that it was picked out, but the card slot was obviously wrong, it was not iron, it was plastic, and there was no place to put the card.

Hurry up and take out the love S in the bag and compare it,This comparison,The result came out,This broken mobile phone,Either it's a model machine,Or it's a copycat machine,Anyway, it's not really crazy 4S,But because I fell at the time,The screen is not visible,Plus the girl added a mobile phone case and accessories,The weight is almost the same as the real one,There is no way to distinguish between the true and the fake in a hurry。

At this discovery, Lin Zixuan almost didn't vomit blood, and said with a sad face: "I was deceived!" ”

Gu Feng said: "I said that the girl touched porcelain, it's best to call the police, you don't believe it, now you know!" ”

Lin Zixuan felt so uncomfortable that he reached out and slapped Gu Feng's arm, "You say it again, you say it again, I will cry if you say it again!" ”

Gu Feng was speechless, so he had to drag her into the seafood restaurant, and as soon as he entered, he heard a vaguely familiar voice from a table in the lobby, "I have a treat for this meal, and everyone let go of eating." ”

"Rong Meng, have you made a fortune? So arrogant! ”

"Hehe, I just used a model machine and two stupid hats to exchange for five thousand oceans!"

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