[222] Zhou Lang
I looked up sharply, and then I realized that there was one more person in our team.
The person who came was a little chubby, with a fluffy sexy stubble on his face, and hair all over his body. There is a big guitar case on his back, and he has many names, Zhou Qinglong, Zhou Xiaoxiao, Zhou Orangutan, and he was our classmate in high school. His real name is Zhou Zhou. is the second generation of standard officials, his mother's name is Shen Ping, who is our county magistrate here, and his father's name is Zhou Guofa, who is the director of our education bureau. Zhou Orangutan has been unruly since he was a child, but he didn't expect to see him at such a time, he is a legendary figure. It's all our pistachios, some little misunderstandings.
Unexpectedly, I actually saw it here.
The surroundings are a little quiet, Zhou Orangutan is more vicissitudes than that, it looks like more than 20 at most, and now he is 40, and it is estimated that some people believe it. And it's very dirty, the body is also dirty, the hair is very long, and it hasn't been washed for several days, it's all oily, to put it mildly, our Zhou orangutan's dress is more limited than that of beggars. And it's very dark, plus the big guitar on his back, you can tell at a glance that it's a standard artist.
Nuan Nuan was a little surprised, and reached out to pull my arm, "Husband, do you know this uncle too?" ”
"Husband?" Zhou's fluffy hand stretched out, "Husband? ”
Nuan Nuan took a step back with some fear. stared at Zhou Gorilla with a wary face.
Zhou Orangutan felt that he was a little out of shape, rubbed his head, and looked confused, "Little sixth sister-in-law, or little sixth sister-in-law, or big sixth sister-in-law?" Then he began to talk to himself, "No, how can it be, that's the sixth sister-in-law, or the little sixth sister-in-law, hehe" Zhou Orangutan suddenly laughed, "No need to understand, sister-in-law, hello, my name is Zhou Lang." With that, he stretched out his fluffy hand.
"Zhou Lang?" Nuan Nuan looked at me, "Husband, husband." ”
Only then did I reflect, "I, my former classmate, Zhou Zhou." ”
"Wrong, it's Zhou Lang." Zhou Orangutan stepped forward again, Nuan Nuan reluctantly stretched out her hand and shook hands with Zhou Orangutan.
Zhou Orangutan smiled happily, "Little Sixth Brother, it's been so long, I know that you are not a person who holds grudges, let's laugh at the grudge, I actually saw you today, it's really fate, fate." ”
"Do you really know this uncle?" Yang Qiong also slowly spoke: "Are you sure?" ”
"My classmate, I said it."
"Oh my God, how many levels does he have to stay?"
"Alright, alright, how are you two talking?"
Bo Long took a step forward and said to my ear, "Liu'er, who is this neuropath." I haven't finished evolving. ”
I glanced at Bo Long, "One of my former brothers, don't talk nonsense. ”
Bo Long nodded and smiled, "Hello, my name is Bo Long." ”
"My name is Qin Xuan."
"Xiao Yutao, they call me Fat Zitao. The crying person on the ground is called Liu Zhendong, just call Brother Dong. ”
Zhou Orangutan touched his head, "You are all with Little Sixth Brother?" ”
"Well, we're all in this together."
Zhou Orangutan smiled: "I am the first batch of fans of Little Sixth Brother. Zhou Orangutan followed and stretched his waist, "It's still a beautiful sky in my own home, I've been wandering outside for so long, and I'm finally going home." Little Sixth Brother, why don't you ignore me, aren't you still angry with me?"
I shook my head, "Orangutan, what does Zhou Lang mean." ”
"A person Lang traces the end of the world, referred to as Zhou Lang, and the people I know outside call me that."
"You never came back?"
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "It's true that I haven't come back, Little Sixth Brother, I'm hungry, and I don't have any money." I want to eat meat, meat, meat. ”
"Okay, I'll take you to eat. Let's talk about it when we eat. ”
"yes, okay."
"This big brother is really welcome, what's the way to come." Qin Xuan asked with a smile in my ear.
I thought for a while, "I said that he is the only child of our county magistrate and education chief's family, do you believe it?" ”
Qin Xuan smiled: "Do you think I'm stupid?" ”
"Okay, then when I didn't say it, he's a stinky begger. You should send the hukou back first, this time it is much better. My daughter-in-law and I took him to clean up. ”
Fat Zitao also walked over, "Sixth brother, are you sure, he is your friend." ”
"I said that he is the only child of our county magistrate and education bureau here, do you believe it?"
Fat Zitao stretched out his hand and pointed at himself, "Do you think I'm stupid?" ”
"Okay, you go with Qin Xuan."
"Liu'er, do you know such a person?" Bolong followed, "What a way to come?" I'm dizzy. ”
"I said that he is the only child of our county magistrate and education bureau here, do you believe it?"
Bo Long stretched out his hand and pointed at himself and Yang Qiong, "Are you stupid when we are?" ”
"That's it." I sighed and didn't explain anything, "If it's me, I don't believe it either, you go and send Hudong back first, it looks much better, see you in the evening." Then I held Nuan Nuan with one hand, and the other hand with the confused Zhou orangutan, "Go, go." "I dragged them both away, and it was a spectacle on the road.
"Husband, you really know him."
"Sister-in-law, he must know me, when he knew me, he didn't know you."
"Shut up and don't talk."
"Oh, but I'm hungry."
"You're still talking."
"I won't say it, I want to eat meat."
"I'll beat you up if you talk nonsense."
"Little Sixth Brother, go to the self-service barbecue that we used to go to often."
"It's closed."
"It's really a time has passed, little sixth brother."
"Shut up."
"Oh."
I dragged Nuan Nuan and Zhou Orangutan to stop the car, but I didn't stop several empty cars for us.
I was a little annoyed, "I'm fucking grass." Why don't you stop. ”
Nuan Nuan looked at me, then at Zhou Orangutan, and muttered in a low voice, "If it were me, I wouldn't dare to stop." ”
"Little Sixth Brother, I'm hungry."
"Shut up for me." After finishing speaking, I dragged Nuan Nuan and Zhou Orangutan into an electric car. Taxis are not available, only electric tricycles.
"Little Sixth Brother, why are you taking me there. I'm going to eat meat. ”
"Shut up." I was a little depressed, and I felt that the smell of Zhou Orangutan was a little unpleasant, "I said Orangutan how long has it been since you bathed." ”
"I don't know, I can't remember, it's too expensive to take a bath. I don't have any money. ”
"How do you live?"
"Singing, relying on my guitar, flowing the world." Zhou Orangutan said very calmly, "Little Sixth Brother, I want to smoke some good cigarettes." After finishing speaking, he took out a small box from his broken pocket, and the box was full of paper rolls of cigarettes, "This kind of cigarette is really not easy to smoke." ”
I was a little depressed, and took out the Yellow Crane Tower from my clothes, "Here you go." Smoke it. ”
"Oh, little sixth brother, the grade is also higher." Zhou Orangutan happily took the cigarette and picked it up.
Nuan Nuan took my arm and put her mouth next to my ear, "This uncle, is it really your classmate?" ”
I turned my head and said, "I said that he is the only child of our county magistrate and the director of the education bureau here, do you believe it?" ”
Nuan Nuan paused and stretched out her hand to point at herself.
I just interrupted her, "Okay, no need to say anything." ”
I took Zhou Orangutan to our newly opened self-service barbecue, Zhou Orangutan successfully won the attention of everyone around, definitely the focus, when eating, Zhou Orangutan didn't say a word, eating this happy, sighing, like how many times I haven't eaten meat, I didn't even wash my hands at first, or I pulled him to wash his hands.
Brother Orangutan is really interesting, I ate a few bites, and the rest of the orangutan brother began to play, to be realistic, Brother Orangutan eats more alone than ordinary people eat at a table. That guy, that drives. Eating and eating Nuan Nuan was scared.
Nuan Nuan put her arms around me, "Husband, who the hell is this?" ”
I thought for a moment and pointed to the sky, "Godman." ”
After taking Zhou Orangutan to have a good meal, we went to a bathing center, and the women's department where Nuan Nuan went, and the men's department where Zhou Orangutan and I entered. Moreover, I resolutely stopped Zhou Orangutan from going down to the pool, with a resolute attitude, but he spoke very tactfully, Zhou Orangutan was not happy, I understand people, if he went down to the pool, then the people in the pool should all come up. However, orangutans still can't follow ordinary people's theories.
The bathing center has a heated pool and a hot tub. After I told the orangutans, I reached out from the warm water pool to test the temperature of the water and felt that the temperature was a little hot, a figure rushed over with a smile, and it was very simple to bounce, and planted it into the hot water pool with its head down, splashing a storm around it, causing several adults in the hot water pool to stand up and leave, and then go to the rain. Zhou Orangutan himself tossed a few times in the hot tub, and then disappeared. Startled by me, I quickly walked to the edge of the hot tub, reached out and touched it, it was really hot "orangutan." ”
At this time, a head came out of the pool, "Little Sixth Brother, where is this?"
"Aren't you hot?"
"It's a little hot at first, but it's okay now." The orangutan pulled out his hair, and I saw the orangutan face completely, "I said, big brother, don't you be so tigery?" ”
Zhou Orangutan smiled, "Little Sixth Brother, it's better to have your own family." ”
I sighed, "I'm waiting for you in the warm pool, you can soak here a little longer, it doesn't hurt." ”
Zhou Orangutan nodded, I got off the warm pool, the warm pool and the hot water pool are next to each other, and you can go directly to the hot water pool from the side of the warm pool.
We both leaned to the side and I looked at the orangutan, "Orangutan, what are you busy with all this time?" ”
"Little Sixth Brother, I haven't eaten such a full and comfortable meal like today for at least several months."
I paused, "What the hell are you doing?" ”
The orangutan thought for a while, "Little Sixth Brother, do you see any difference between me and before?" ”
"I used to be human."
"And now."
"Now like God."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Little Sixth Brother, are you still angry with me?" ”
I shook my head, "I'm not angry anymore. ”
"Little Sixth Brother, you broke up with Xiyu."
I nodded, "Well, don't talk about my problem yet, talk about your business, I haven't seen you for so long, what have you done, why are you down like this now." It's so pitiful. ”
Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Little Sixth Brother, I'm sorry, I was wrong." When he had finished speaking, tears flowed from his eyes.
As soon as I heard "what do you mean, what do you say?" ”
Zhou Orangutan stretched out two fingers, "I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't have trusted that woman in the first place, she used me." ”
"Okay, don't cry, cry for what."
"Little Sixth Brother, do you know, I also know what I am like, for so long, you are the only one who doesn't dislike me, doesn't shy away from me, takes my hand, smokes for me, doesn't think I'm dirty, eats with me, takes me a bath, really."
"Nonsense, we've known each other before."