Chapter 674: Turning into a Sheep
"Xiao Yu'er, this man is in a hurry to sell, I brought someone over. "I said to the rest of my life, who was leading the way in front.
Yu Sheng pointed to the sheep that was still bleating on the man's body, "Are you sure it's a sheep?" and then pointed to the man, "Are you sure it's a person?"
The reason why the sheep is described as a head is only because it is as long as a calf, and the big leg of lamb is as long and thick as two ordinary legs of sheep.
For the rest of his life, he felt that if this was really a sheep, it would be good to keep it as a breeding sheep, and in the future, a leg of lamb could be sold as two roast legs of lamb.
And that man, who actually carried such a big sheep that was still struggling, had to admire his strength for the rest of his life.
Li Zheng was stopped by Yu Sheng's question, he looked at the man, "Just now I also wondered if this is a sheep, and I thought to myself that it was not a monster." ”
"Later, when I heard that this mutton was so cheap for a pound, I had already been left behind by this problem. Li Zheng said.
was said by Yu Sheng, the man who carried the sheep was unhappy, "Why is it not a sheep?"
He threw the sheep in front of the rest of his life, "This is not a sheep, you say, what is this?"
The ground was muffled by the fallen sheep, but the sheep did nothing.
It stood up immediately when it landed, bared its teeth at the man unhappily, and even let out a "Ni", but stopped its mouth and swallowed half a sound.
"What are you?" Yu Sheng was startled and looked up at the man, "Are you sure this is really a goat?"
"It's really a sheep, it was supposed to bark just now, and it was scared back by me. The man said, and as soon as his voice fell, the sheep "bleated."
"No, no. "The rest of my life is incarnated as a schoolboy, and at this moment I am aware of everything," it just began with Ni. ”
"It's a sheep, and it eats grass. The man was in a hurry, looked left and right, stepped forward and snatched the handful of grass from the old beggar's hand and threw it to the sheep, "Quick, eat." ”
The sheep's whole body trembled, and he looked at the handful of grass in the man's hand blankly, and then looked at the man.
The old beggar was in a hurry, "Your grandmother, you actually snatched food from the beggar, and your conscience was eaten by the dog." ”
"Whew~" The dog who stayed by the side for the rest of his life was unceremonious to the old beggar.
"I'll pay you back later. The man said impatiently to the old beggar, raised his foot and kicked the sheep's buttocks, "Eat quickly, you fucking eat." ”
Under the man's persecution, the sheep looked around at the crowd, and bit the grass in the man's hand with a fearless spirit, and bit the man's finger by the way.
"Oh, you brute. The man shook his hand and exclaimed in pain.
The goat was a little proud, but after seeing Yu Sheng and others watching it, he swallowed the grass like constipation.
"Look, it eats grass, it's a sheep, right?" said the man to Yu Sheng after the pain, and by the way, he threw the grass to the old beggar, "Give it back to you." ”
"Give back your grandmother, you've eaten all the sheep, how can I eat them?" said the old beggar, throwing away the grass and stretching out his hand to the man.
"Go, you want money for a handful of grass, are you crazy?" the man ignored the old beggar and asked everyone, "Do you want to buy this sheep?"
The people set their eyes on the rest of their lives, and as soon as he said that it was a sheep, everyone immediately paid for it.
"Buy. Yu Sheng squatted down, picked up the handful of grass thrown by the old beggar and fed it to the sheep's mouth.
For such a big sheep, four legs of mutton can be sold for eight legs of mutton, and a little less can be sold for twelve legs of mutton, and it would be a fool not to buy it.
Hearing that Yu Sheng promised to buy it, the man breathed a sigh of relief, and when he saw that the sheep did not eat the grass in Yu Sheng's hands, he quietly kicked the sheep's ass again.
The goat bowed his head appointingly, and chewed the grass in his hand for the rest of his life.
"According to the previous price, it is calculated as a total of three times and two hundred and fifty-three texts. The man said happily, "I'll erase the odds for you." ”
"Done. Yu Sheng stretched out his hand to prepare to pay for it, and at the same time said to the villagers: "I will buy it first, and then divide it later, and finally I will keep it." ”
Everyone naturally agreed, so that each family could save money for the man.
"A total of three runs and two hundred and fifty texts. The man was sorry to take it out for the rest of his life, and said happily.
"What?" the rest of his life paused, "You dare to wipe three articles with a few heads?"
The man smiled: "Shopkeeper, it is not easy for me to raise this sheep, if I am not in a hurry to buy a house, I will not sell him." ”
"Come on. Yu Sheng said.
He now has two large courtyards in the city, and he doesn't have the trouble of a house, but he has experienced it in his previous life, so he understands the man very well.
Yu Sheng didn't have enough money, so he went back to the city lord to get three times before handing over the money to the man.
The man counted carefully and said happily: "Thank you, thank you shopkeeper." ”
The man said, put the money in his pocket and left, looking like he was afraid that he would ask for the money back for the rest of his life.
They didn't keep him for the rest of their lives, and a crowd of people reasoned around the calf-like goat.
"I'll say okay first, I want four leg of mutton. Yu Sheng said, "When you make a roast leg of lamb for a guest, this leg can be used as a three-legged one." ”
"Little fish, I didn't say you, you're too dark. Pork Nine said, "Give me the lamb kidney, I have to make up for it." ”
"You haven't eaten enough pork kidneys all day?" said Orion Li Laosan laughed at Pork Nine.
"It's different, this sheep is so tall and strong, the sheep kidney must be unusual. Pork Nine "hehe" said with a smile.
"That's right. Orion Li Laosan nodded, "Then I want a sheep whip." ”
"What to do, what to do, can you be a little bit like an elder. The blacksmith shouted from behind, pushing everyone away by the way.
"Baozi, Xiaoyu'er, they are all here, can you not clean up the three ways?" Gao Si rebuked them awe-inspiringly.
He turned back to the rest of his life and said, "I'm different from them, I want sheep treasure." ”
"Get out!" the villagers said in unison, Yang Bao is an accessory part of the whip, which made the sheep almost hurt when he heard it.
The blacksmith Gao Si hurriedly explained: "Give my family Badou what he wants, let him make up for it." ”
"Come on, your Badou hasn't married a daughter-in-law yet, what to make up?" Li Zheng ruthlessly demolished them, "Lao Jiu, divide the sheep's waist with me." ”
"A bunch of old crookedness. Uncle Shi reprimanded them juniors.
"Ahem" Yu Sheng spoke at this time, "That, uncles, didn't you find out that this sheep is a ewe?"
"What?" There was silence for a while, and the villagers looked at the rest of their lives blankly, and after coming back to their senses, they all squatted down to look at the sheep's lower body.
The sheep was a little unnatural, and couldn't help but clamp the back two legs, but no matter how much it clamped, it couldn't stop everyone's sight.
There were no symptoms of any males there, which is why the sheep almost had an egg and then hurt.
In the lobby, Hu Muyuan walked out with a cup of tea, and saw the villagers squatting at the door of the inn to watch seriously, and sprayed a sip of tea.
He hurriedly turned back, touched the water stains on his body, and said to Ye Zigao: "When did the people's tastes become so unique?"
Outside the inn, after a long time.
"My mother, why is it a ewe?" Pork Jiu straightened up, puzzled, "I obviously remember that it is a ram." ”
"yes, I took a look at it. Li Laosan, the hunter who asked for a sheep whip, said.
"Pull it down, you must be dazzled. Li Zheng said that the others really didn't pay attention, and even those who glanced at it by chance thought they remembered it wrong.
"No matter, let's kill, anyway, the ewe has a waist. Pork Jiu pulled out the pig-killing knife on his waist and said impatiently.
"Forget about your pig-killing knife, it's full of lard, don't smell it, let's use the knife of the little fish." Li Zheng said.
Now the whole inn knows that Xiao Yu'er has a few good knives.
Li Zheng instructed Baozi again, "Go and call your uncle and aunt's family, they are also from our town, don't leave them behind when you eat sheep." ”
"Okay. "The buns are in a mess, they have a good relationship with the storyteller, and they come to them to listen to stories when they have nothing to do.
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