Chapter 308: Misunderstanding
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Have you been too busy with work recently, everyone has lost a lot of weight, especially that." ”
After saying that, he walked out of the bathroom quickly.
Xie Feifei was stunned for a moment, and at first she didn't understand what he meant, but she looked at her two underwear, and then saw the two rabbits in the bra that were a little too small, and then she suddenly realized.
For a moment, he gritted his teeth in anger, scolded twice, and suddenly strode to the door, opened the door, and wanted to rush out to teach the dog a lesson, but suddenly thought of something, returned to the bathroom with a calm face, took a tooth jar casually, took a full glass of water, picked up the jar of water, and then walked out of the bathroom, came to Lin Xiaohu's bedroom, pushed the door and entered, and shouted at the bed: "Splash you big villain!" ”
After saying that, he spilled all the water in the jar.
Unexpectedly, Lin Xiaohu didn't jump up from the bed screaming. The bed was quiet and nothing happened.
Xie Feifei was puzzled, and after careful identification, she found that the bed was empty, and shouted, "He didn't come back?" ”
Thinking of this, he turned around angrily and left, going to the living room to arrest him.
After she turned around and left, Lin Xiaohu couldn't help but laugh and came out from behind the door, and said in her heart, silly sister, you will take revenge for your temperament, how can I wait for you to come back to retaliate, Lao Tzu knows that you will definitely not be able to bear this breath, and will definitely come to retaliate, haha, and splash me with cold water, what a troublemaker! It's a pity that you miscalculated.
Lin Xiaohu lightly touched the door and looked out through the crack in the door, and saw Xie Feifei walking towards the living room with his feet, so he smiled, quietly touched out, and slipped into the bathroom in reverse.
Xie Feifei searched around in the living room, kitchen, and dining room, but found no trace of Lin Xiaohu, and she became more and more curious in her heart, could this kid have escaped from heaven and earth? After thinking about it again, I wondered if he might be hiding in the bedroom, maybe he was hiding next to the closet, and I didn't find him, so I snorted angrily and went back to his bedroom to search for him. But looking around, there was still no trace of him, and he hesitated in his heart, could it be that he sneaked into his room to make love to Liu Fang while he was not paying attention? He wouldn't have that much guts, would he?
She frowned and thought, walked to the door, looked left and right and listened, and suddenly heard the sound of a flush toilet in the bathroom, and suddenly realized that he was about to go to the toilet just now, and he might hide in the bathroom door after leaving the bathroom, and when he went to his room to look for him, he slipped in. conAd1();
Alas, I was so stupid that I didn't even think of this. I was just about to go over and arrest him angrily, and I said that if I didn't kick him to death today, I wouldn't be Xie, but after thinking about it, I thought of a better idea to take revenge on him, hehe laughed twice, returned to his room, walked to the big closet, opened the two doors, crept in, and then closed the two doors to death, and hid inside and never made a sound again.
Lin Xiaohu knew Xie Feifei's temper very well, and was humiliated by herself, but she couldn't find herself, and she would definitely not give up, so she listened carefully to the outside before going out of the bathroom, and didn't hear any strange sounds, so she carefully felt out, and returned to the bedroom while looking around, turned on the light, and saw that the bed was already wet, and secretly said that she was lucky, moved the pillow to the other side, turned off the light, and then lay down and fell asleep.
Xie Feifei hid in the closet, originally wanted to pretend to be a ghost to scare him, but for a while he couldn't think of what the ghost should call, and he was secretly worried, and then he had an idea, and scratched on the big closet with his pointed nails.
Lin Xiaohu slept in a daze, and before he entered a deep sleep, he suddenly heard movement in the big closet, so he looked sideways and said in his heart, is there a mouse at home?
Xie Feifei scratched it dozens of times, and when she saw that there was no reaction outside, she also felt bored, and felt that this would not scare him at all, so she changed her way and gently tapped the wooden board of the wardrobe with her hand, making a knocking sound.
Lin Xiaohu sat up from the bed in fright, and said in his heart: "This is not a small mouse, but a big mouse!" Otherwise, how could there be such a big commotion? ”
Quietly got off the ground and approached the big closet step by step.
Xie Feifei didn't know that Lin Xiaohu had already touched it, knocked on it more than ten times, and saw that Lin Xiaohu still didn't wake up, she was very depressed, thinking, it really can't work, so she suddenly pushed open the cabinet door, screamed and pounced, and punched and kicked him, which should scare him to death.
Coincidentally, when she set this latest "trick trick", Lin Xiaohu had already touched the door of the big closet where she was hiding. conAd2();
Suddenly, without warning, the two doors of the wardrobe were wide open, and a black shadow rushed out of it screaming and screaming. Lin Xiaohu was suddenly changed, and his soul flew away, thinking that it was just a big mouse inside, but he knew that it was a female ghost inside! God didn't make such a joke on himself. didn't react at all, and was immediately rushed into Xie Feifei's arms, and was soon knocked over on the bed by her.
Speaking of Xie Feifei, she didn't know that Lin Xiaohu was already standing outside the wardrobe, and when he was lying on the bed and sleeping, after rushing out of the closet, she suddenly saw a figure standing motionless and without saying a word outside the wardrobe, and she was also so frightened that she was soulless. I wanted to avoid this figure, but my body rushed too quickly, where could I stop, almost involuntarily bumped into this person's arms, knocked him down on the bed, and pressed him up.
Both of them were half frightened to death, but after falling on the bed and hearing each other's voices, both of them understood that the other party was their enemy, not a ghost, and they both breathed a sigh of relief. Xie Feifei was even more frightened, and the idea of revenge was gone, and she just gasped when she pressed on Lin Xiaohu.
Just when the two of them collapsed on the bed, Liu Fang's exclamation came from the door: "Ah......"
Lin Xiaohu and Xie Feifei looked sideways together, only to see that the door of the house was ajar, the corridor light was on outside, and Liu Fang, who was wearing pajamas, was standing at the door, holding the door frame with one hand and the doorknob with the other, looking at the two of them blankly.
Lin Xiaohu could see clearly, Liu Fang's face was stunned at first, and soon sank, and her eyes dimmed, and when she saw her again, she didn't say anything, turned around and left, and understood in her heart that she must have misunderstood herself.
Think about it too, how can you not be misunderstood? Xie Feifei, a big beauty, was lying on top of herself only in her underwear, and she was only wearing small pants, stacked up and down, if you want to say that it is not midnight, no one will believe it?
He was speechless for a moment, hugged Xie Feifei's delicate body and threw her to his side, stood up and complained: "Sister Feifei, it's all your fault!" ”
Xie Feifei said stupidly: "Why are you relying on me? How do I know you're outside the closet? ”
Lin Xiaohu glared at her angrily, and he didn't care about losing his temper with her, so he found pants to wear, and didn't care about wearing a shirt, and quickly ran out of the house to explain to Liu Fang. conAd3();
Xie Feifei watched his back disappear, looked back at his clothes, was shy and amused, suddenly grinned, and whispered to himself, "You're done this time." See how you explain it to Fangfang? Hmph, fight with Aunt Ben, Aunt Ben doesn't have to teach you a serious lesson, it's enough for you to drink a pot, hehe. ”
Lin Xiaohu came to the door of Liu Fang's bedroom, saw that the door was hidden, pushed the door in, but saw Liu Fang sitting on the edge of the bed, her face was sad and angry, her eyes were red, and she was very pitiful in her heart, so she hurriedly walked over and said, "Sister Fangfang, you misunderstood, I didn't have a ...... with Sister Feifei No, everything is a misunderstanding, you listen to my explanation. ”
Liu Fang raised his head and glanced at him, his eyes were haggard and unfocused, his mouth moved, he didn't say anything, he lowered his head again, and said in a sad tone: "What else do you explain?" You...... If you are nice to her, then you can go with her. ”
Lin Xiaohu's heart was broken when he heard this, he knelt down on one knee in front of her lap, took her hand and begged: "Fangfang, you listen to my explanation, things are not as you imagined...... I got up to go to the toilet just now, but I didn't expect there to be someone inside, so I pushed the door and went in, who knew that Sister Fei Fei was inside. She blamed me for coming in without making a sound, and I blamed her for not locking the door when she went to the bathroom, and the two of them got into a fight. Later, when I saw that I couldn't afford to provoke her, I hid out, and when I thought that she was unhappy, I followed her to the house and splashed me with water. Thanks to the fact that I was standing behind the door and was not noticed by her. She couldn't find me, so she went outside to look for me, and I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom, and when I got back to the house, I went to bed, and I didn't notice how she got into the big closet. Just now, she was pretending to be a ghost in the big closet, and I thought it was a mouse, so I quietly walked to the big closet to look. Who knew that she was coming out of it and knocking me over on the bed in one fell swoop, and she threw herself on top of me...... That's when you go to the door and see her pressing on me. Actually, you misunderstood, I have nothing to do with her. You think, she has such a big personality and can't hide what she says, how can I do something sorry to you with her? ”
"Cut, you want to do something sorry for Fangfang with me, and I have to agree."
Xie Feifei's cold words sounded outside the door, but she always stood at the door and did not enter the house, probably because she was afraid that Liu Fang would see her showing Lin Xiaohu only wearing underwear.
Liu Fang actually didn't believe that Lin Xiaohu had anything to do with Xie Feifei, but with his eyes, the two of them were indeed stacked together, and they were frustrated for a while, and they couldn't stand it, at this time, after listening to Lin Xiaohu's explanation, and thinking about it carefully, there was no doubt or resentment in his stomach, and he asked Xie Feifei at the door: "Feifei, is what he said true?" ”
Xie Feifei snorted coldly: "Your boyfriend is too untutored, and he doesn't knock on the door when he goes to the toilet, my body has been seen by him, and I don't know how many times this time, I really want to strangle him." Hmph, then I splashed him with water, but unfortunately I didn't find him, and then, thinking of pretending to be a ghost to get revenge on him, I hid in the big closet in his room. Later, I scratched the wooden board with my fingernails and knocked on the closet door to scare him awake, but he didn't respond, so I pretended to be a ghost and rushed out of the closet, trying to scare him half to death. Fangfang, you don't use your brain, do you think I might fall in love with this obscene guy? I won't be with anyone I love him. ”
Lin Xiaohu laughed and said: "Sister Feifei, don't talk nonsense, you wronged me, I didn't see your body this time, you are wearing underwear." ”
Xie Feifei shouted: "Damn, is that also a dress?" You just see my body, and you don't deny me. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Cut, it's not like I haven't seen you before, if you go to the swimming pool, I don't see a large picture, and I don't rarely see it." ”
Xie Feifei said angrily: "You go to die, why don't you die?" Fangfang, you just look at him bullying me like this, and he doesn't help me, you strangled him to death for me, it's so hateful! ”
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