The waiter smiled, "I'll go and ask you for instructions." ”

"There's nothing to ask for, just this one, we don't think it's old."

"Oh, that's right. I'll ask you. ”

"Well, call a regular masseur first. Just go to my friend's. I went downstairs to find someone to call me girlfriend."

The waiter nodded, "Okay." ”

I went downstairs and asked the waiter to go to the women's department to call Nuan Nuan, and there was not much time, Nuan Nuan also came over, "How is it?" ”

I nodded, "Almost, he's Zhou Orangutan, I told you before." ”

Nuan Nuan's hair was wet, and she took a deep breath, "Really, I didn't expect it to be such a person." Is he really the only child of the county magistrate and the director of education? ”

"When did I lie to you."

"You always lie to me."

"That's why not this time"

"Get out, you're still poor. Where is he? ”

"Second floor." I stretched, "Let's go up and rest, wait for her." ”

Nuan Nuan nodded, "Okay." ”

Nuan Nuan and I went upstairs in the clothes of the bathing center, and when we went upstairs, Zhou Orangutan was sitting there for a massage, "Little sixth brother, sixth sister-in-law." ”

"Sixth sister-in-law?" Nuan Nuan stretched out her finger and pointed at herself, "Me?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded vigorously, "Yes, Sixth Sister-in-law, I am a fan of Little Sixth Brother." ”

Nuan Nuan smiled awkwardly, "You continue, you continue." After saying that, he stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "You didn't find one." ”

"Am I that kind of person?" As soon as I was done, I hugged the two of us on the couch. Waiting for the orangutan to do a massage. Zhou Orangutan closed his eyes and recuperated, his hair had covered his eyes and face, and the whole person who came out of the primeval forest had hair on his body except for hair, and on his body, there was more hair than skin.

After more than an hour, the massage was done, and Zhou Orangutan looked at Nuan Nuan, then at me, then at me, and then at Nuan Nuan. In an instant, I understood everything.

"Don't worry."

The orangutan nodded.

I stretched out my hand and said, "Gone." ”

"Huh? Walk? ”

"Less nonsense, let's go."

The orangutan said "oh", put on his clothes, and followed me and Nuan Nuan downstairs.

Zhou Orangutan and I went back to the men's department, "Don't change your clothes." Just wear this? ”

"Ah, this? How do you see people in this body? ”

"What are you afraid of in the summer?" followed me and glanced at the orangutan, "You touch your conscience and think about it, this body, and you take off that body, which body is not visible." ”

Zhou Orangutan touched his head, "Then my guitar." ”

"It's on the counter at the door. Follow along. ”

"That's my thing."

"Okay, don't want it, what does it taste like, I want it. Give me your hand. ”

The orangutan sighed, "There are more than a hundred dollars in it." ”

"No, no."

"Oh."

After I changed my clothes, I went upstairs with the orangutan with my hand, checked out, gave the money, and waited for a while, and Nuan Nuan also came out. Zhou Orangutan took his guitar out of the counter very strongly, wearing a bathing center clothes, carrying his big guitar on his back, and wearing a pair of slippers, which were also bought by the bathing center. The three of us went out, and in an instant we attracted countless eyes.

The orangutan complained a little, "Little Sixth Brother, look at it, it's you, look at what kind of eyes people look at me." ”

"Okay, don't talk nonsense" I dragged the orangutan to Jack Jones to buy him a suit and NIKE to buy him a pair of shoes. After putting everything in place, he took the orangutan and took another taxi to the barbershop.

In the car, the orangutan grabbed my arm, "Little Sixth Brother, have you made a fortune?" ”

"Nope."

"And the money just now?"

"My hard-earned money." I thought for a moment "is the real blood, sweat, money." ”

"Oh, that little sixth brother has been messing with Fei Ge well recently."

"Shut up"

"Oh." Zhou Orangutan turned his head, "Sixth sister-in-law, my name is Zhou Lang." I haven't asked, what's your name? ”

Nuan Nuan looked at the orangutan, "My name is Qin Siran, they all call me Nuan Nuan, you can also call me that." ”

"You're so powerful, little sixth brother, you've surrendered. You will be happy. ”

"Thank you." Nuan Nuan still feels a little uncomfortable. The first time I met a monster like an orangutan, it was still this special and alternative meeting process, and I was able to feel at ease. ”

Pulling the orangutan to the barber shop, a waiter came over, "Hello, sir, may I ask, how many of you have haircuts?" ”

I shook my head, "This one is covered in hair, it's him, give him all the hairy places above his neck, cut them off for me." ”

"Ah, Little Sixth Brother."

"Shut up for me."

Zhou Orangutan glanced at me. Really shut up.

The waiter was a little stunned, "What?" ”

"All the hair above the neck should be shaved off." Then I patted Zhou on the shoulder, "No problem." ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Okay." ”

"Alright, let's go." I pulled Nuan Nuan to the side, and Zhou Orangutan was led in.

Nuan Nuan sat on the sofa and hugged my arm, "Husband, how does this orangutan feel like something is missing?"

"It's not a shortcoming, it's a lot of shortcomings."

"Ahh Husband. ”

"What's wrong?"

"It's okay, I can't put it into words."

"You're not afraid of him, are you?"

Nuan Nuan nodded, "I'm really a little scared, husband." ”

"Let's get in touch slowly, in fact, he is a very simple and kind person, really."

"I know that. He seems to be a bit of a two. Also, don't bully people all the time, look at people being honest, you still bully you to death."

"When did I bully him."

"You don't let people talk. And what you say, what do you mean to shave all the hair above the neck? ”

"What's the matter?"

"Anyway, don't bully honest people."

"Fart, he's fucking smarter than anyone else, he's honest. This is called eating people with a short mouth and short hands, and you don't often take advantage of people when you see it."

"Why do I take advantage of people, do you think everyone is like you."

I looked at Nuan Nuan "I'll just ask you, what's wrong with me." I use people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and my professional ethics are definitely there."

"Okay, you're shameless."

"It's not a day or two."

"It's pretty thick-skinned."

"Are you envious?"

"Bastard, you're challenging me again, aren't you?"

I thought about it for a moment: "Good men don't fight women." ”

"You talk nonsense."

I pursed my lips and didn't speak.

Nuan Nuan began to pinch me again, "Speak, you give it to me." You're dumb. ”

"How can you let you speak, and you are the one who doesn't speak, you inside and out."

"You talk nonsense."

I'm really depressed" Why are you so unreasonable. ”

"You're talking back," Nuan Nuan reached out to pinch me.

I had a quarrel with Nuan Nuan, and the waiters around me laughed, and after another ten or so minutes, I was messing with Nuan Nuan, and Zhou Orangutan's voice appeared, "Little Sixth Brother, isn't it handsome?" ”

I turned my head and saw that the orangutan had a shiny head and a shaved beard or something, and I was about to compliment him, but I looked up, and then I stood up and said, "Waiter." ”

The barber hurriedly ran over and said, "Sir, what's wrong?" ”

I reached out and pointed to the eyebrows above the orangutan's eyes, "What about his eyebrows, fucking shaved eyebrows?" ”

The barber looked aggrieved, and just about to speak, Zhou Orangutan patted me on the shoulder, "Little Sixth Brother, I asked him to shave, I was reborn, all of them, all of them are scraped off, they will grow out, it's okay." ”

Nuan Nuan and I looked at Zhou Orangutan with a bare head and even shaved eyebrows, and we all laughed out loud.

A lot of people in the barbershop laughed.

Zhou Orangutan was a little depressed, hula his head, and put his big guitar on his back again, "What are you laughing at, I am called a new life." ”

"Oh, you were dead before you co-authored." I glanced at the orangutan, "One less set." ”

"Who's got it one set." Zhou Orangutan said very seriously, "People who live in the past have no future, don't you know?" ”

I paused, looked up, and looked at the orangutan.

There was a sudden silence around.

Zhou Orangutan took a step back, "Little Sixth Brother, did I say the wrong thing, why are you looking at me like this." ”

Nuan Nuan also pushed me on the side.

I reflected at this time, and quickly smiled, shaking my head at the orangutan, "No, no, you think too much." Let's go, go and take you to achieve your ideals and life goals "Follow me and turn your head" Nuan Nuan, check out. ”

After I came out with the orangutan on my back and the guitar, the orangutan looked at me, "Little Sixth Brother, are you going to find the flying boss?" ”

I shook my head, "I'll find you a girl." ”

"I want to be emperor?"

"Thirty thousand." I smiled and stretched out my hand.

Zhou Orangutan also laughed and slapped me, "Owe." "Then Nuan Nuan also came out.

I pulled the orangutan into the car, "Master, Bei Tian." ”

"Ah, isn't it a pleasure?"

The orangutan asked me suspiciously.

I glanced at the orangutan, "Shut up." ”

Nuan Nuan punched me on the side, "Why are you so loud, are you such a bully?"

"Yes." Zhou Orangutan muttered quietly, and then smiled at Nuan Nuan, "It's better to be a sixth sister-in-law." ”

"Orangutans." Nuan Nuan smiled, "Right?" ”

"No, you call me Zhou Lang."

"Oh, oh, Lang Zhou." Nuan Nuan adjusted: "Why do you call the sixth sister-in-law." ”

Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand, "Look, the sixth sister-in-law, the little sixth sister-in-law, the little sixth sister-in-law, the big sixth sister-in-law, there are people, you can't call the big sixth sister-in-law, or the little sixth sister-in-law, so let's call the sixth sister-in-law" After Zhou Orangutan finished speaking, he smiled very happily.

I turned my head and slapped Zhou Gorilla on the head, "Uncle Cao, you fart me again." ”

Who knew that Nuan Nuan stretched out her hand and slapped me in the head, "You bully people again." After finishing speaking, Nuan Nuan turned her head and looked at the orangutan, "Orangutan, oh, no, it's Zhou Lang, you tell me, this, the sixth sister-in-law, the little sixth sister-in-law, the little sixth sister-in-law, who are the big six sisters-in-law, okay?" I'm curious. He didn't say that. I know two. ”

"What did he say, my reputation was ruined by them for me. I was depressed. After finishing speaking, I also glanced at Zhou Orangutan fiercely.

Zhou Orangutan touched his head, "I'm talking nonsense." Sixth sister-in-law, don't take it seriously"

"It's okay, Zhou Lang, you tell me, what do you want to do, I'll take you there, the same."

The orangutan looked at Nuan Nuan, then shook his head very resolutely, and told you very seriously with an expression that I knew everything, "I don't know anything." ”

Nuan Nuan smiled and took out her wallet, which contained a stack of money, "Do you see it, you tell me, I'll give it all to you." ”

The orangutan shook his head very calmly, "Sixth sister-in-law, money can't buy our feelings, I really can't do anything, oh, no, I don't know." ”

I was a little crazy, and just as I was about to speak, Nuan Nuan turned her head again and smiled at me, "What's wrong?" Husband? "This sweet smile, this sunshine. The big summer gives me a cold and gloomy feeling.