Chapter 14 [Functions of Condoms] (5)
Zhang Yang was a little depressed, and even doubted the level of his speech, he coughed dryly: "Family planning is my country's basic national policy, how to say it?" If you want to get rich, you have fewer children and more trees, and the more children you have, the heavier the burden on your family, and the standard of living will not be able to improve......"
A voice suddenly sounded below: "Why is it that no one cares about Liu Zhishu's son after giving birth to four?" ”
Zhang Yang was stunned, looking for the one who spoke, but so many people were gossiping, how could it be so easy to find the specific person who spoke.
Liu Xin'e was obviously a little angry, and said loudly: "Liu Dazhu is a special situation, people's first four children are amblyopia, and the state stipulates that you can give birth to a fourth." ”
"My family is still mentally retarded, why don't you let me give birth to a fourth?"
For a while, there was a mess below, the scene was obviously a little out of control, Zhang Yang was too lazy to talk nonsense with this group of old ladies, his task was to inspect the work, and with the popularization of family planning knowledge, he signaled everyone to stop shouting, and raised the box of condoms in his hand: "Next, I will tell you about basic contraceptive knowledge, about the use of condoms." ”
There was a sudden silence below, but immediately there was a buzzing discussion, how can the young man be shameless now, this kind of thing can also be used openly to talk about things.
Zhang Yang opened the small package, took out the condom, and followed the steps to put it on the thumb of his left hand and made a demonstration.
Someone laughed: "Director Zhang, is it just on your hand?" ”
Zhang Yang was a little crying and laughing, these old ladies were clearly entertaining him, who wore a condom on his hand? He shook his head and said to the woman who asked him, "Just put it on your man's peeing stick." ”
The old lady obviously deliberately made trouble: "How can he pee on it?" ”
There was a nest of explosions below, and they laughed.
It was the first time for Zhang Yang to see the power of these old ladies in mountain villages, although he was very thick-skinned, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat at this time: "You don't have to wear this condom all day long." ”
Liu Xin'e couldn't listen to it anymore, and said loudly: "Old Li's family, you two can't do that kind of thing day and night." ”
The laughter was louder.
Zhang Yang has long been in the mood to publicize family planning knowledge, it seems that people's knowledge in this area is not less than his own, so let's hurry up and send a condom. As soon as it was announced that each person would receive a box of condoms for free, the old ladies suddenly came to their senses, although condoms are not a good thing, but after all, they don't cost money, and who doesn't want things for nothing.
A box of condoms has soon bottomed out, and several children have already blown up on the spot with condoms, Zhang Yang looked at it helplessly, it seems that the biggest effect of this thing is still used as a balloon.
Liu Xin'e saw Zhang Yang's helpless look, and also felt some sympathy, it was really difficult for him to let such a young man give a family planning education class to a group of old ladies, she persuaded in a low voice: "This is what the family planning work in the countryside looks like, Shangqinghe Village is not bad, after all, it is poor here, and most people can't afford to give birth if they want to, so Director Zhang will be good after getting used to it." ”
Zhang Yang nodded: "You gather the men in the village who have already given birth to a child, and I will give them a physical examination tomorrow morning." "Zhang Daguan has never been afraid of difficulties, you old ladies who are paralyzed don't support my family planning work, I'll start with you men, Lao Tzu only needs to do something, so that your men will lose their fertility from now on, and you have to plan for me if you don't plan it!
Liu Xin'e didn't know that Director Xiao Zhang had this in mind, nodded honestly, and went back to the radio room to inform.
After receiving the souvenirs, all the women of childbearing age went home to work, and the open space in front of the village committee immediately became empty, Zhang Yang sat bored at the table of the Eight Immortals, the box of condoms in his hand was erected and put down on the table from time to time, and a little girl with pigtails came over timidly: "Uncle, can you give me a box of balloons?" ”
Zhang Yang recognized at a glance that this was the granddaughter of Liu Chuankui, the village party secretary, the one who made the bus with him that day, smiled and gave her the box of condoms in his hand, and pulled her pigtail with a red rope: "What is your name?" ”
"Brother Liu Zhao!" The little girl replied loudly.
"How many younger siblings do you have in the family?"
"There are three younger sisters, they are called re-recruiting, re-recruiting, and tricking, and there is no younger brother!" Liu Zhishu's son Liu Dazhu is a single transmission of three generations, the first child gave birth to a daughter, called Zhao Di, who thought that the second child was a daughter, so it was called re-recruitment, and the third child was still called a daughter, and the fourth daughter made Liu Dazhu extremely disappointed, so he named it a trick.
Zhang Daguan listened to these strong names, and the shock in his heart was really difficult to describe in words.
Although Zhang Yang is not popular with the majority of women of childbearing age, he is a very good person in the eyes of the children of Shangqinghe Village, because this uncle gives them balloons to play with, and after Director Zhang finishes the family planning propaganda work, the shadow of this special balloon is shaking everywhere in Shangqinghe Village, which is actually mixed with colorful shadows, which is because of the color condoms.
When the sky was dark, the other members of the working group completed their inspection work and returned one after another, with a relieved smile on their faces, the work of Shangqinghe Village was more ideal than expected, on the other hand, it proved that Liu Chuankui, the village party secretary, was still very capable, and the members of the working group had already seen the balloons waving in the hands of the children on the way back, and it was not difficult to think that Director Xiao Zhang's family planning work had really fallen on the children, and it seemed that everything had to start from the doll.
Before Liu Chuankui, the old party secretary, entered the village committee, he had already heard the details of the family planning mobilization meeting from Liu Xin'e's mouth, and then looked at Zhang Yang's eyes with a little sympathy.
Every year there will be a working group in the township, Liu Zhishu received more than once, to put it bluntly, the inspection work is just a formality, the actual work still has to be done in the village, the most practical work should be each reception, Liu Zhishu for the arrival of the working group specially slaughtered a 45-pound fat sheep, with the characteristics of Shangqinghe Village whole sheep banquet to entertain the leaders of the grassroots.
Dinner is arranged in the canteen of the village primary school, the spoon is Liu Dazhu, the son of Liu Zhishu, Liu Dazhu is twenty-eight years old this year, although he has not given birth to a male baby for many years, but his cooking skills are outstanding, the round table has been placed, braised mutton, stewed lamb chops, crispy lamb legs, vinegar slippery ridge, green onion fried mutton, stewed mutton bone marrow, braised lamb eyes, braised lamb balls, is the most famous sheep eight pieces in Shangqinghe Village, and there are other cold dishes and stir-fried dishes made with mutton.
Looking at a table of fragrant dishes, everyone in the working group is index fingers, just waiting for Guo Deputy Township Chief to say the opening remarks, Guo Daliang, as the top leader of the scene, began to speak in an official tone, he first affirmed the work achievements of the leadership of Shangqinghe Village headed by Liu Zhishu, and then put forward a few shortcomings, a few hopes, although the speech was less than five minutes, but in the face of the table full of food still made the members of the working group feel a little verbose, Guo Daliang finished speaking, and asked Liu Zhishu to say two sentences, although Liu Zhishu is the village party secretary, But the eyelid was not an ordinary activity, and he said: "I don't have anything to say, everyone eat and drink well!" ”
Du Yufeng was the first to applaud: "It's still Liu Zhishu happy!" The hand that picked up the chopsticks was knocked by Deputy Township Chief Guo with a smile: "You think I'm verbose, don't blame me for not reminding you, I'm a grudge!" The people at the table laughed in unison, Du Yufeng and Guo Daliang were used to joking on weekdays, so they naturally didn't take it seriously, and pointed to the dishes on the table and said: "If you want to kill, let me finish this meal!" ”