Chapter 865: Sweet and Sweet
Of course, Lao Xu is not thin on him, and Lin Xiaohu is willing to believe that he will give him some good work, but the current situation is that there are so many deputy county magistrates in the county government, and the various tasks of the government have already been carved up, and what can be left to him is probably just some trivial things. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info As for Lao Xu snatching food from their mouths and distributing it to Lin Xiaohu, don't even think about it.
So before Lin Xiaohu knew the work arrangement, he had already made enough mental preparations in advance.
However, objectively speaking, no matter what kind of work he takes over, the position of assistant to the county magistrate is very good, which can cultivate a leading cadre's view of the overall situation, and can also have a specific understanding of the work content of various functional departments of the county government, and can lay a solid foundation for the future ruling party. Therefore, if Lin Xiaohu wants to climb to a higher position, he must cherish this hard-won opportunity and make achievements in this position at the same time.
The next day, the county magistrate's office meeting was held as scheduled. Theoretically speaking, Lin Xiaohu, the assistant to the county magistrate, is completely ineligible to participate in this county magistrate-level meeting. But on the day the city appointed him, Lao Xu gave Lin Xiaohu the tone of "deputy county magistrate" and admitted that he was the deputy county magistrate, so now, he is barely qualified to participate in this meeting. The premise is to make arrangements for the work content of Lin Xiaohu. But it is difficult to say whether he can attend the county magistrate's office meeting after that.
At the office meeting, Lin Xiaohu attended the end and listened to these county magistrates discuss government affairs, such as sorting out and repairing West Avenue and speeding up the transformation and construction of urban villages...... After all these things were discussed, it was finally his turn to arrange his work.
Xu Jinhai didn't say nonsense when he came, and said directly: "...... Let's talk about Comrade Lin Xiaohu's work arrangements...... In view of the great contribution made by Deputy County Magistrate Lin in the reform of Xiangyang Town's luggage industry and the construction of the Luggage Industrial Park, considering that he has certain experience in the development of the local economy, I am ready to ask him to assist Li Deshui, the deputy county magistrate who is mainly engaged in industry and economy, to focus on economic development and investment promotion. The above is my suggestion, and I would like to invite you to discuss it and see if there are any different opinions. ”
Li Deshui was the first to speak with a smile, and the deputy county magistrate, who was less than fifty years old and dressed very old-fashioned, glanced at Lin Xiaohu first, and then said with a smile: "Deputy county magistrate Lin's reform feat in Xiangyang Town, everyone in the county knows about it." With such an economic expert to assist me in my work, I dare to assure the county magistrate and everyone here that this year's investment promotion task will be completed ahead of schedule. I agree with the county magistrate's wise decision. ”
Li Deshui himself made a statement, and of course others would not be stupid enough to oppose the county magistrate's proposal in public, so they made a few words of support one by one.
Lin Xiaohu was deeply impressed by the speech of Ma Qianhui, the female deputy county magistrate in charge of the family planning of the Women's Federation, and the petite and delicate female county magistrate looked at me and said: "County magistrate, I personally support your decision, but can you be a little flexible and let the deputy county magistrate Lin assist me?" I don't have a clue about this year's investment promotion task. ”
Some people will definitely wonder when they see this, to say that Li Deshui, who is in charge of industry and economy, has the task of attracting investment, it can be said that it is a matter of course, why is Ma Qianhui, who is in charge of the family planning work of the Women's Federation, also has this task?
Speaking of which, the task of attracting investment comes from all the strange circles of pursuing GDP. Under the current guiding program of centering on economic construction, governments at all levels in various localities have only one goal in their eyes, that is, to make GDP high. In order to increase GDP, governments at all levels around the country can be described as painstaking, and really think of any way, like
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False reporting and lying are commonplace. Attracting investment is an important means to increase GDP that leaders at all levels feel really good after extensive trials in various parts of China, because it can increase this year's GDP in a short period of time. So the province gave the city the task of attracting investment, saying how many billions of clouds must be completed within a year; The leaders of the city saw that they obviously couldn't do it on their own, so what should they do, they pushed it down from level to level, so they pushed it to all counties and districts, and each county was divided into tens of millions; The county and district leaders saw that they could not accomplish it on their own, and it was not reliable at all to push it to the townships and towns, so there was no choice but to push it to the leaders of the county organs, ranging from several million to hundreds of thousands of dollars per person. As a result, not only the deputy county magistrate in charge of the family planning of the Women's Federation has the task of attracting investment, but even the head of the water company and even the principal of the middle school has shared the task. It may seem ridiculous to say, but it does exist in everyone's lives.
In order to attract investment, local government leaders at all levels really dare to pay for everything, such as free land, such as all taxes and fees, and some local governments have also come up with an incredible policy: as long as you invest, not only all taxes and fees are exempt, but the county also allocates tens of millions of sponsorship funds to you every year......
This is to attract investment, obviously it is to spend the people's fat and ointment scavenged from the hands of the people, and feed the blood-sucking monsters that can never be eaten, but they use it as a springboard for their promotion and fortune. Lin Xiaohu even saw such a news, it is said that in order to attract investment, a certain county invited beautiful female students from the county middle school to accompany the wine, but these female students were drunk by these Taiwanese businessmen, and afterwards, they only gave some ** fees as compensation. The county even sent people to the victim's home to do work, and threatened to put up with it, and if they dared to denounce it, the whole family would be locked up in a psychiatric hospital. What's even more infuriating is that after this incident was reported on the Internet, none of the county leaders involved were harshly criticized.
The topic is far away, and I will go back to the county magistrate's office meeting. Lin Xiaohu couldn't help but smile when he heard Ma Qianhui's evaluation of me so highly: "Sister Ma, look at what you said, I'm not a lucky boy." But in his heart, he suddenly realized why Li Deshui supported Xu Jinhai's proposal just now, that is, let himself share his power. This guy dares to see him as an expert in the economy and investment.
As soon as this joke started, the atmosphere of the office meeting was much more harmonious, and everyone laughed and ridiculed Lin Xiaohu and Ma Qianhuilai.
After Ma Qianhui waited for everyone to laugh, he looked at me and said, "Xiaolin, the task on my head is quite light, only three million this year." What's the matter, this big sister has called, just help me. ”
In fact, people are very open to interpersonal communication in officialdom, and often make some meat and vegetarian jokes, which is even more excessive than people in enterprises and factories. It's also easy to breed some office romances, or scandals like extramarital affairs. Ma Qianhui, a half-aged, is now so affectionate with Lin Xiaohu, of course she doesn't want to do something with him, she probably just wants to ask Lin Xiaohu to help solve the three million.
But who would have thought that as soon as Ma Qianhui said this, several other deputy county magistrates also began to complain: "Brother Lin, let's also pull Brother I, I have five million on my head, which is not much." Your luggage industrial park in Xiangyang Town has brought tens of millions all of a sudden, and these five million are really nothing. ”
"Yes, brother, you are so capable, why don't you give me a hand. I'm also five million here, and I'm getting together with Lao Zheng, it's exactly 10 million, hehe, you do me a big favor, I'll invite you to dinner afterwards. ”
Hearing that Lin Xiaohu couldn't cry or laugh, he secretly sneered in his heart,
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Dare to love these stupid boys who see themselves as bullshit. Oh, the task of attracting investment with millions of dollars, which is so easy to complete. Even if it's done, just have a meal, how can it be so cheap?
Lin Xiaohu looked at Xu Jinhai with a smile on his face, Lao Xu understood his intentions, waved his hand, and said lightly: "Deputy County Magistrate Lin just said well, he is not a fortune boy, if you want to complete the task of attracting investment on your head, you still have to launch your own initiative." Since everyone supports my proposal, then this matter will be decided first, and Comrade Lin Xiaohu will assist Comrade Li Deshui to focus on economic development and attracting investment. Okay, there is nothing else to do for today's office meeting, and you can dismiss the meeting. Belch...... Lin Xiaohu, you stay for a while. ”
Originally, after hearing the dismissal of the meeting, these deputy county magistrates all stared at Lin Xiaohu's face, like a hungry wolf who hadn't eaten meat for ten days and suddenly saw a little white sheep. Lin Xiaohu could imagine that these people would immediately pounce on them, drag themselves to their office, and then call them brothers, and finally beg him to help solve the tasks on everyone's head. But at this time, Xu Jinhai added another sentence and asked Lin Xiaohu to stay, so he completely dispelled the thoughts of these people. Even if they want to find Lin Xiaohu, they will have to wait for later. And in the future, Lin Xiaohu will definitely not be able to give these people a chance to find the door. You must know that these old fritters in officialdom may not have other skills, but they are extremely agitated, and they can say that they will not be the same for three days and three nights with one mouth, and he can't guarantee that he will not be moved by someone's tearful words. And once he refuses to help, these people will definitely regard him as an enemy, and he will not be so easy to mix in the county government in the future. Therefore, the implicit meaning of this seemingly joking topic is extremely terrifying. It's okay if you don't think about it, think about it carefully, it can definitely make him worry to death.
After everyone left, Lao Xu threw him a cigarette and said with a smile: "How is it, do you know how powerful these people are?" ”
Lin Xiaohu sighed: "It's like a pack of wolves dancing together." Xu Jinhai smiled and sighed: "Actually, they are also very helpless." ”
Lin Xiaohu nodded and said, "I can understand, who calls it long live GDP now." Xu Jinhai snorted and told me: "I can help you out of the siege this time, but after you get out of this small conference room, you will have to rely on yourself to do Tai Chi with them." Promise them that there is no benefit at all, and you may be thought that you are weak and bullied, and they will dare to ride on your neck and in the future; If you don't, hey, you'll have a few more enemies at once. It's not easy to do. ”
Lin Xiaohu narrowed his eyes and sighed, "It's really uncomfortable to be remembered." ”
As he spoke, Lu Bo walked in from outside the door and said with a smile: "Boss, Brother Lin, the deputy county magistrates outside haven't left yet, it seems that they have settled on you." ”
Lu Bo called Lin Xiaohu Brother Lin, which was after he was promoted to assistant to the county magistrate. When I was a section-level cadre before, I had a lot of respect for Lao Xu, the personal secretary, and after getting acquainted, I always called him "Brother Lu", and he generally called Lin Xiaohu position, such as "Secretary Lin". But after I was promoted, he actually called Lin Xiaohu Brother Lin, and in fact, this person is much older than Lin Xiaohu. So every time Lin Xiaohu was called Brother Lin by him, Lin Xiaohu felt a little awkward, but it was not easy to talk about him. Yes, it's not called Brother Lin, it's called Deputy County Magistrate Lin, so how foreign?
Lin Xiaohu shouted, "Isn't it? You still blocked me. ”
Lu Bo said with a smile: "It can be seen that Brother Lin, you are indeed too good at doing economics, and you are famous far and wide." It's understandable that these people want to hug your thighs. ”
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