Chapter 650: Telling a joke

On the other end, Yu's mother's background voice came: "How can you talk to your sister?" Yu Renhao shouted hysterically: "I'm just talking, what's the matter, I'm all useless, what the are you afraid of?" You suck me to death, leave me alone, I don't want to live anyway. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Yu Zixiao said coldly: "Yu Renhao, if you don't want to live, then die quickly, don't make trouble for your family." Mom is old, if you make her angry, believe it or not, I skinned you? Also, I don't care about you, I don't owe you whoever you like. Yu Renhao shouted: "Yu Zixiao, who the are you helping?" Are you my own sister? I'm your grandmother......"

When Yu Zixiao heard this, she took the phone away from her ear, hung it up directly, her beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, started the car, slowly merged into the main road, and said to herself: "Now I have time, Jin Mao Dao, you wait for me, see how I clean you up!" ”

Lin Xiaohu once again received a call from Hua Duan Xiaoqian of the Public Security Bureau. Duan Xiaoqian told him that she had arrived at the door of his company and asked him to go out to get his ID card.

Lin Xiaohu was surprised and said, "Why are you suddenly so kind?" Aren't you going to hold me with your ID? Duan Xiaoqian said coldly: "Don't put gold on your face, do I treat you like that?" Hurry up, if you don't come, I'll just throw it at the door. ”

Lin Xiaohu really didn't dare to delay time, so he ran downstairs directly.

Outside the gate, Lin Xiaohu found a police off-road vehicle parked on the side of the road, the window glass was covered with black film, and he couldn't see who was sitting inside, so he walked over tentatively, and saw that the right rear door suddenly opened, and Duan Xiaoqian stood out from inside with a cold face.

He laughed and said, "Duan...... Hello officer, I'm sorry to bother you to make a trip. As he spoke, he walked up to her. Duan Xiaoqian pinched his ID card in her hand, looked at him with disdain, and said, "I want to solemnly remind you that I am passing by on patrol, but I didn't send you my ID card on purpose, hum." As he spoke, he threw his ID card at his chest. Lin Xiaohu hurriedly caught it and said with a smile: "Patrolling by? You're so majestic. ”

Duan Xiaoqian rolled her eyes at him, looked at the building inside, and scolded: "Well-dressed beasts." After saying that, he turned around and left. Lin Xiaohu hurriedly shouted: "Don't leave yet...... Duan Xiaoqian stopped, turned around and asked angrily: "If there is a fart, let it go." ”

Lin Xiaohu picked up his ID card, and said with a smile on his face: "Officer Duan is merciful to my subordinates, he should always give me a chance to repay, I plan to ......" Duan Xiaoqian said mercilessly: "I don't eat with beasts, hum." After saying that, he twisted his waist and twisted back into the car.

Lin Xiaohu looked at the feminine charm of her small body wrapped in * clothes when she walked around, swallowed her saliva secretly, and thought, when will I be able to hug this little pepper again?

He was losing his mind, and suddenly poked out half of his head from the co-pilot of the police car, which was the face of a young male police officer, who was born white and clean, and was also handsome. He looked at Lin Xiaohu unkindly, pursed his lips, and shrank back.

Lin Xiaohu was stunned, who is this kid, why do you look at yourself so much, when did you offend him? was thinking about it, the police car had already started to leave, thinking of Duan Xiaoqian sitting inside, he suddenly realized, is it possible, that kid is secretly in love with or pursuing her, and seeing her meet with him in private, is this jealous? Thinking about this, I smiled bitterly, jealous people are really everywhere, sometimes I don't feel it, I have been eaten by others, and in the long run, I will only make countless enemies. But can you blame yourself for this? This is called, there is nothing in the world, and mediocre people disturb themselves.

When I went back to the building, I thought again, in fact, if you want to talk about it, you can blame yourself, who called himself so good that his peach blossom luck has been so good recently, attracting countless beauties to compete for his willow waist? Alas, it seems that it is not good for a man's charm to be too strong, and it will invisibly attract jealousy, so in the future, it is better to be more restrained and try to deal less with beautiful women. Of course, Duan Xiaoqian just now, if she has the opportunity to get close, she must not let go, there is no woman like her in the woman she knows, and contact with her is another happiness.

On Saturday, it was the day when the company's planned company members played together, Jiang Shuhua couldn't go if she had something, and several other female comrades also seemed to have something to do and couldn't go, so in the end, there was only Liu Lu and a girl's house. At two o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Xiaohu took a Toyota Coaster official car found from the small convoy and drove towards the Baiwangshan National Forest Park, 70 miles away in the eastern suburbs of the city.

In this autumn outing, most of them were old members of the company when it was first established, and some were recruited later. Someone once proposed to bring his family along, but Liu Lu rejected it. Liu Lu also has a good reason, "You brought your wife and children to play together, it's lively, but who still plays with me?" Are you embarrassed to see me alone? Of course, she also has other messy reasons, such as "if you all bring your family, you will alienate your colleagues, and you won't be able to play together." Her reasons are very reasonable, so those who want to bring their families are persuaded by her. Several big men and a beautiful woman embarked on the journey of the autumn outing.

The urban area is located in the plain, but due to the relationship between the mountains in the north, there are still more or less hills on the outskirts of the city, and there is only a lonely mountain, which stands abruptly on the endless plain; There are many mountains, even a series of mountains. Baiwangshan National Forest Park is a series of mountains full of vegetation, located 70 miles east of the city. What started as a large area of barren mountains and wilderness was later contracted by developers from the provincial capital and commercially developed, eventually forming a national forest park that now integrates vacation, tourism, leisure and sports. However, no one knows whether it is really a national forest park, but everyone called it that, and the name spread.

The seventy-mile journey is not long, but it is not short, and with the influence of red lights, traffic jams, mountain roads, etc., it takes an hour to drive over. The road was really boring, so these people started entertainment programs under the advocacy of Liu Lu, a member of the activity committee and art committee. The format of the program is also simple, everyone gives full play to their artistic expertise, those who can sing can sing, those who can tell jokes will tell jokes to everyone, and they can tell ghost stories, in short, everyone has to present a show, and they must stand at the front of the carriage, that is, in the middle of the aisle of the first row of seats, facing the big guy to perform.

In order to encourage everyone and set an example, Liu Lu was the first to stand at the designated performance position and sang a song to everyone. In fact, her seat was on the left side of the aisle of the first row of seats, sitting with Lin Xiaohu. She sat with Lin Xiaohu, no one had any opinions, and they didn't dare to have opinions, the beauty was originally going to serve the leader, that was a matter of course.

Lin Xiaohu had heard Liu Lu's singing voice a long time ago, but it was in KTV, and now for the first time I have appreciated her cappella, I heard that it was still very flavorful in my ears, I looked at her sideways, and saw that she was wearing a white baseball cap on her head, and her hair was left in a ponytail, which was worn out from the button hem behind the hat, which seemed to be hanging down, which was not only full of youthful atmosphere, but also looked clean and neat, her pretty face was clean and flawless, bright and moving, wearing a burgundy sports suit, wrapping her slender body exquisitely, On her delicate feet, she wore a pair of snow-white sneakers, standing beside her and singing, her delicate appearance was really exciting.

After Liu Lu finished singing, Lin Xiaohu took the lead in applauding, and everyone else also applauded.

Liu Lu smiled and pointed at Lin Xiaohu and said, "Mr. Lin, it's your turn." Lin Xiaohu was stunned and said with a wry smile: "I don't know how to sing." ”

Liu Lu shouted: "You lie to people, you ...... with me" When he said this, he realized that he had leaked his mouth, how could he say that he had sung with him in front of many colleagues? Doesn't that expose your ambiguous relationship with him? Hurriedly changed his words: "If you lie to me, you will definitely sing." ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "I'll tell you a joke." Liu Lu said: "It's okay, but if someone doesn't laugh, you have to talk about it again." Lin Xiaohu said: "If you deliberately endure not laughing, what should I do?" Liu Lu smiled and said, "No, I'm not that bad." ”

Lin Xiaohu got up and told everyone a joke, and after he finished speaking, basically everyone laughed, but Liu Lu didn't smile with a tense face, and he looked like he was deliberately not smiling.

Lin Xiaohu pointed at her and said, "Liu Lu, you are telling yourself." Liu Lu said: "It's not funny for you to talk about it, let's talk about another one." Lin Xiaohu said: "Okay, I'll talk about one more thing, saying that there was a flood in the forest, and a group of animals escaped in a small boat, but there were too many animals, and the boat was about to sink." After some discussion, it was decided that each animal would tell a joke, and if anyone's joke could not make all the animals laugh, then throw the animal that told the joke into the water to reduce the weight of the boat. The first joke was told by the little rabbit, and everyone laughed at his joke, but the pig did not, so the animals threw the little rabbit into the water together. The second joker was the fawn, whose joke was laughed at by no one but the pig. Everyone asked the pig why he was laughing, and he said that he had just thought the joke the rabbit told was funny. After speaking, he looked at Liu Lu with a smile.

Liu Lu naturally knew that his joke was an insinuation to himself, and it was not good to laugh at this time, and he would become a pig when he laughed; It's not good not to laugh, because everyone laughed, and if you don't laugh, you're still a pig, so you can only laugh twice, and say: "Mr. Lin, you are worse than me, and you don't swear words when you scold people." Lin Xiaohu sat back with a smile and said, "Each other." ”

Next, everyone performed the show one by one, and when one of them called Sun Dazhong went up, he said: "I can't sing, I can't tell jokes, so I'll tell you a joke." ”

Liu Lu immediately shouted: "If you don't listen or don't listen, it must be a yellow joke again." ”

Sun Dazhong said with a bitter face: "But I won't say anything else, my joke is not yellow at all, just listen to it." Liu Lu had no choice but to agree, and said, "If your joke is yellow, then do ten push-ups on the spot." ”

Suddenly hearing the words "push-ups", it was hard for Lin Xiaohu not to think of the ambiguous scene of carrying Yu Zixiao to do push-ups that night before, and when she thought of her, she naturally thought of the hot shots with her, and couldn't help but feel a little dry.

In the past few days, through Wu Annie's mouth, he knew that Yu Zixiao was still in the provincial capital and did not leave, and he still intended to get close to Wu Annie, but Wu Annie was smart and clever, and did not give her any chance, for example, if she went to the market to find it, Wu Annie pretended to be about to have a meeting and hid out. If she called to find it, Wu Annie would be vain. In short, don't let her get close.