Chapter 584: Telling Jokes

When she first knew about this situation, she didn't dare to tell her on the phone, because she was afraid that she would be upset for herself, and she would go to Yu Renhao to theorize, which would not only make her worry about it, but also might cause Yu Renhao to retaliate against him more violently. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info But I have had a lot of opportunities to be with her in the past two days, and I should have told her, not to let her stand up for herself, but just to remind her: someone is dealing with your husband, don't believe anything you see that is unfavorable to your husband in the future.

But who knows, when the two are together, they are affectionate, so good that they are like honey and oil, and they don't consciously mention this unhappy thing. Alas, forget it, just leave, and I'll tell her later. There is another trace of worry in his heart, and I don't know if Yu Renhao has given up after the failure of Kang Tusheng and others' actions, if he sends someone to deal with him again, where will he always have such good luck to escape?

Suddenly, Lin Xiaohu learned that he was rated as one of the top ten outstanding young entrepreneurs in the province. At this moment, he realized the benefits of power and shared the glory of the Guo family.

Soon, the provincial newspaper and TV station came to interview, and among the people who came were Li Man's colleagues, a woman named Wei Qing, and a middle-aged colleague of hers, named Li Xiaoyang.

In the evening, Lin Xiaohu and Liu Lu entertained them in a three-star hotel. However, there are two more new faces, one is Hong Qiang, the deputy director of the city TV station, and the other is Wu Annie, the director of the advertising department of the TV station.

They had something to do next door, and they came over when they ran into each other, and everyone was not very familiar with them, but this did not prevent them from getting to know each other. He and Hong Qiang just shook hands and just shook hands, and most of his thoughts were focused on Wu Annie.

Before, he had heard Shi Lei boast that this Wu Annie was his father's lover, and he knew her, so this time he had the opportunity to meet, so he naturally had to take a good look at her.

This woman, in her early thirties, is not outstanding, belongs to the type of plump and fleshy, but she is definitely not obese, which makes people not only not get tired of looking at it, but want to hug and hug her delicate body. She has big boobs and a big ass, which is a typical MILF, and this kind of woman is the most able to seduce young and ignorant little men.

Similarly, her face is also very large, and the corresponding facial features are also big, but she is very beautiful, especially those big eyes, black and white, watery, as if she can speak, plus she wears heavy makeup and light makeup, which is very charming. She had wavy curly hair, wore a long skirt with a yellow sweetheart neckline, and a thin gold wire chain hung from her white and tender heart, and at the end of the chain hung a Guanyin pendant, which was stuck at the top of the deep ravine formed by the double peaks on her chest, and on the left and right were two exposed semicircular protrusions, the flesh was white and smooth*, flashing in the lights of the room. It is conceivable that any man who follows her necklace and sees it here, does not know whether to stare at her pendant or look into the ditch.

After Lin Xiaohu looked at her carefully, he felt that her appearance and charm were very level, and secretly said, Shi Lei's father is fat and does not flow into the fields of outsiders, and the old guy is blessed.

Wu Annie took the initiative to shake hands with Lin Xiaohu, smiling, her face almost showed her good impression of him, and after shaking hands and greeting her, she handed over a business card and said, "Please take care of Mr. Lin in the future." ”

Liu Lu was sitting beside her, seeing that Wu Annie had an affectionate and ambiguous attitude towards Lin Xiaohu, and she felt disgusting for no reason, and said secretly, you let Mr. Lin take care of you, don't pee and look in the mirror, are you worthy? Hmph, *Cargo one!

And when the food and wine were served, the people began to eat and drink. The atmosphere in the private room was very harmonious.

After waiting for Lin Xiaohu and a few, Wu Annie stood up, took the wine bottle, filled Lin Xiaohu and the three of them with wine, and after it was full, she took the initiative to clink glasses with him, and after clinking glasses, she said something about the scene, and the words were all compliments and admiration for him, and she raised her head and killed him after speaking. When Lin Xiaohu saw that she had a toast, he could only drain the wine in the cup. Wu Annie came over to fill him up again, put her hand on his shoulder very affectionately, and said with a smile: "Mr. Lin, it's the first time we've met today, so I have to toast you two more glasses." In the future, I would like to ask for your care. Lin Xiaohu caught a glimpse of Liu Lu staring at him coldly on the opposite side, and he didn't know where he had provoked her again, so he smiled at Wu Annie and said, "Director Wu, don't be polite, go back and sit down." ”

Everyone ate for a while, and Hong Qiang suddenly asked Li Xiaoyang: "Li Xiaoyang, I heard that there is something new in the city." ”

Li Xiaoyang said: "What's the matter? ”

Hong Qiang glanced at Lin Xiaohu and the others, and after attracting everyone's attention, he said leisurely: "This is the day before yesterday or the day before yesterday, yes, there is a family in Shinan District, there are five young and old families, two strong laborers working outside, and grandparents are at home with grandchildren." That little grandson is not very old, a little more than four years old, less than five years old. That day, he suddenly asked his grandmother, saying, grandma, people live, do you eat and sleep every day? His grandmother said yes. The little grandson didn't say anything at the time, turned his head, and jumped off the balcony with a sewing machine. His house was on the fourth floor, and he fell to his death. ”

Everyone was amazed.

Li Xiaoyang asked in disbelief, "Is this true?" Hong Qiang nodded.

Wu Annie said: "This is true, we have a colleague in Taiwan, who is the neighbor of the family, and she has seen the child who is mourned at home." ”

Li Xiaoyang looked at Lin Xiaohu and said, "This kid is too ...... Incredible? How could he dare to commit suicide? How did he know that he could die by jumping off a building? ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled bitterly: "The questions he asks are not like the questions he can ask at his age, I feel like he is a philosopher reincarnated." ”

Li Xiaoyang smiled and said, "What's so big about this, hehe, the topic is a bit heavy, in this way, let me tell a joke, everyone is happy." ”

When everyone heard that they were going to tell a joke, they were all excited.

Wu Annie smiled: "Li Xiaoyang, if you want to say it, you have to amuse us, if you don't amuse, then don't say it at all." ”

Li Xiaoyang's gaze crossed the deep white groove on her chest intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile: "Listen, I can't be happy to say another one." Belch...... I'm just kidding myself. My title is at the department level, so I'll tell you a joke about the section-level cadres. Say, there was a section chief dancing with a beautiful woman, and the section chief was a little excited when the dance music * tide, and he stood up below. After the woman noticed it, she asked curiously: What is under you? The section chief replied: "I am the unit chief below. The woman said disdainfully: The official is not big and quite hard. ”

After he finished telling this joke, Lin Xiaohu, Hong Qiang and Li Xiaoyang all laughed, but Wu Annie and Liu Lu didn't seem to hear it. Liu Lu's face was pale, and Wu Annie had a disdainful smile on her face, and said, "Li Xiaoyang, your joke is too old, you can say another one if you are in the same era as dinosaurs." ”

Li Xiaoyang looked at Wu Annie and smiled: "Okay, then let's talk about one more." Say, there is a beautiful writer who asks an editor to review the manuscript. The editor looked at the beauty and smiled: The upper half is plump and two points are prominent, but unfortunately the lower half has some hairy grass and a loophole, and the water is too large. The beauty anxiously asked: What should I do then? The editor replied: I'll talk about it later! ”

Wu Annie laughed and said: "Every day, you men know the day." ”

Li Xiaoyang said with a smile: "This is not what I said, it was said by the editor in the paragraph." ”

Wu Annie said: "Chief Hongtai, you have the most jokes there, and you have a good time." ”

Hong Qiang saw the two reporters of the provincial newspaper, Li Xiaoyang was very interested in jokes, Wei Qing kept smiling, but Liu Lu kept a straight face, it is estimated that the girl was too young to wipe her face, so she talked about something that was not too much.

Although he was not funny, everyone laughed when he sold his face.

Wu Annie smiled and said to Lin Xiaohu: "It's time for Mr. Lin." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Do I still have to talk about it?" ”

Wu Annie said: "If you want it, one person will talk about it, this is the rule." ”

Lin Xiaohu thought for a while and said: "Kindergarten teacher Xiaofang pointed to the blackboard: m, a, y, d, b several pinyin test children, the children used the most standard pronunciation to say: touch-a-aunt-of-wave!" ”

Wu Annie laughed and said: "Why don't you even let go of the children, Mr. Lin, you are too bad." ”

Lin Xiaohu said with a smile: "The child is just reciting pinyin, you think too much." ”

Wu Annie glanced at him charmingly and said with a smile: "It's my turn, I'll say one." A female underground worker was arrested and forced to write a letter to lure the chief to take the bait. The female underground worker had no choice but to write, and after writing, she secretly plucked a few hairs from her lower body and sandwiched them in the letter. After reading the letter, the chief took the hair and sniffed it, looked at it, meditated hard, pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: It turned out to be a yin (hair) scheme! ”

The crowd burst into laughter, saying that the joke was well told.

Wu Annie was very proud when she saw that her joke had become a sensation, and said to Liu Lu next to her: "Little beauty, you can also say one." ”

Liu Lu said coldly: "I won't." ”

Annie Wu smiled: "How could it not? How many have you heard? ”

Liu Lu said to Li Xiaoyang, who was sitting next to him: "I really don't know, just let Reporter Li tell you one." ”

Li Xiaoyang laughed twice and said, "Then everyone, I will be ugly again." There was a male patient who took the prescription prescribed by the female doctor for a long time, and came back and asked: Where is 13 ultrasound? The female doctor smiled and said: It's not 13 ultrasound, it's B ultrasound. The man was angry and said: Damn, your 'b' is too open! ”

This joke is a bit excessive, although it is a yellow joke like the previous ones, but the artistic conception is very poor. Everyone laughed, but they smiled reluctantly.

Wu Annie, who has always talked a lot, couldn't say anything, and said in her heart, what this province reported is open, haha, laughed, and beckoned everyone to drink.

Wei Qing kicked Li Xiaoyang hard under the table. Li Xiaoyang was in pain and said in a low voice: "What are you kicking me for?" ”

Wei Qing snorted: "You are really not human! ”

After the feast was over, it was already past eight o'clock.

Liu Lu pretended to go back to the guest room, and called Lin Xiaohu on the way: "Please let me drink!" ”

Lin Xiaohu still had a tryst with Li Man tonight, and he didn't want to be entangled with this little Xi Shi for too long, especially after an abrupt night that night, he couldn't get too close to her, so he said: "I'll invite you to drink two glasses, and then come back to rest, okay?" ”

Liu Lu said vaguely: "Say it again." ”

The two of them slipped outside to the side of the road, took advantage of the unpreparedness, got into a taxi together, and drove towards Liquor Street.

On the way, Liu Lu complained: "You guys are too disgusting, you tell that kind of joke at the dinner table." ”

Lin Xiaohu sighed: "Sister, you don't know, it's this kind of atmosphere. If you don't talk about it, it's still a trivial matter if you don't fit in, and you will offend people, and people will think that you are fake and serious. Who will pay attention to you after that? ”

Liu Lu said: "Li Xiaoyang is the most disgusting, I want to beat him up, what kind of person, but also a reporter." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Why are you so violent, it's actually nothing, it's just a laugh." ”

Liu Lu snorted: "It's not you men who dare to insult. ”