Chapter 1144: Punish Sun Son-in-law
The two of them chose the road that Yitian and Nuwa walked to leave Buzhou Mountain, out of the mountain area, and came to the beach oasis with a pleasant environment......
"Fuck! That's not a cow! Why did you suddenly become so good-tempered?? I was riding on an old immortal with no temper at all, and I enjoyed it!! ”
Sawyer didn't say anything, just pretended to be cool and watched coldly, but the playful smile on the corner of his mouth seemed to reveal something......
Wang Jinhan didn't say a word, and swaggered towards Kui Niu with a cold face, as if he wanted to ask for an explanation.
"Hey! You fucking old cow, when you entered the mountain, you were embarrassed by Lao Tzu, but now you are here to be a grandson, are you looking for a smoke! ”
Kui Niu and the old man were both facing away from Wang Jinhan's direction at the moment, and they couldn't help frowning when they heard the words and stopped.
"Why are there more flies......"
The white-bearded old man pursed his lips impatiently and shook his head, just sitting on the cow as if nothing had happened, as if he was waiting for Wang Jinhan to rush over.
Seeing Wang Jinhan's vigorous figure approaching Kui Niu's back, the old man slammed a piece of flesh on the back of Kui Niu's neck, and the old cow under him had an inexplicable twitch all over his body, and he raised his butt and kicked it out.
"Nima ......"
Wang Jinhan was furious and turned into a meteor again, where did he come from......
After crawling heavily and eating, Wang Jinhan raised his head with difficulty, and did not forget to greet the eight generations of ancestors with the old man.
"Where did the hairy boy come from so unsightly?? Didn't you look at the old man and I was walking?? The old man didn't know when he had turned around and rode Kui Niu to Wang Jinhan's side, Kui Niu looked very comfortable, as if he had lost the cowardice at the entrance of the mountain, and began to be arrogant.
"You old immortal, Lao Tzu recruited you to provoke you? This cow is not your family, what are you crazy about?? ”
When the old man heard this, his eyes widened: "How do you know that it is not mine?" If it weren't for Lao Tzu pulling it up with a handful of and urine, you have seen such a big cow?? ”
Wang Jinhan was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look at the old man in front of him again. What the hell is this weird old man who doesn't die? is so ashamed to pretend to be a master!
"I'm going to do it...... Do you know that the cow under your crotch is an ancient beast? Not to mention tens of thousands of years of life! You say he was raised by you? I say I'm a real fairy! But even true immortals are afraid that they will have to die now, and this world can no longer accommodate true immortals......"
Wang Jinhan shook his head sadly when he thought of this, but saw that the old man also laughed at himself and shrunk in a row, and it was very obvious that the big plate tooth was missing.
"I'm hehe, the little fart has never seen anything, and he dares to blow the air with the old man...... Ask who raised the cow! ”
The old man said very rarely, gently stroking Kui Niu's back.
"I said brother, I really didn't expect you to come out alive, this old man is indeed my ancestor, not long after I was born, a big thunder from the sky almost didn't kill me, the divine source was split in half, if it weren't for this old fairy, I would have hung up a long time ago......"
Wang Jinhan: "......"
Could it be that I really met a master outside the world?? But looking at the old man's obscene look doesn't look like a good thing!!
"Okay, let's say you're an old immortal, but living old doesn't necessarily mean knowledge, I can't accept that you say I haven't seen anything...... At least I have a lot of treasures on me that you haven't seen before! ”
Wang Jinhan's rudeness in one round is a loss of face, no matter what, Kui Niu is a defeated general of his own subordinates, and almost became the master of his own mount, the most important thing is that he and Sawa fought side by side for the first time, and just walked out of Buzhou Mountain and ate this old immortal turtle, after all, he has to save some face to prove his strength!!
"Oh roar, you said you had a treasure on you?? Well, being idle is idle anyway, old man, I'll educate you today! Let's each take out three magic weapons to compare, if you win, I will fulfill your three wishes! If you lose, hehe...... Give Lao Tzu a soak of cow dung!! ”
"Forehead ......"
As soon as these words came out, even Sawyer, who was watching the excitement behind him, couldn't help but be stunned, this old man is really heavy!!
Wang Jinhan's eyes were cold and he touched his nose: "Who is afraid of your old bones!" As he spoke, the Heavenly Hades Sword appeared in the palm of his hand.
"This is the condensation of the origin dragon soul of the eight heavenly dragons of the Western Heavens, and the heavenly dragons roar and shake in all directions, just this dragon qi is enough to dismantle your old bones!! Hehe......" Wang Jinhan laughed obscenely, waiting to see the old man's deflated appearance.
But seeing that the old man just pursed his lips and shook his head, he suddenly lowered his head after thinking for a long time, took off a shoe on his foot and held it in his hand.
"Now, my shoes were taken off the feet of the first generation master of the Ancient Heavenly Court, the Creator God Pangu! Hehe, it's worth more than your broken sword, right?? ”
Wang Jinhan naturally didn't believe it, and shouted at the old man to brag about it, and saw the old man pat it gently, and a chilling smell of feet came to his face. Wang Jinhan was just about to wave his hand, when he suddenly felt a great coercion in the air, as if the eternal blue sky had smashed into the sea of knowledge, and Wang Jinhan fell to the ground on his back......
Nima...... This...... Ahem, ahem! Is this too fake......" Wang Jinhan got up from the beach again with a nosebleed face, his face full of tears and tears! Although he still can't accept the true origin of this shoe, it is definitely the best pair of shoes he has ever seen...
"There's coercion in my shoes, and I'm drunk..."
Sawyer and Kui Niu: "......"
"I lost this game, you take the second game first!!" Wang Jinhan temporarily changed his mind, this old guy is indeed a bit of a pound, and when necessary, he will come up with his killer weapon in advance.
This time it was the turn of the old man to be embarrassed, and after thinking for a long time, a pearl-sized button appeared in the old man's palm.
"Look, this button fell off from my gold silk armor a few years ago, but it's a pity that after ancient times, the only amber cave needle that can sew gold silk armor is completely extinct, and it can only be used as a toilet..."
Wang Jinhan was shocked again, but this time he didn't let the old man demonstrate for the first time, it would be bad if he got himself covered in dung...
"Hehe, I said you're really old and confused, aren't you, when Lao Tzu is so easy to fool?? Look at my weapon, I guess you'll have to cry at that time! Wang Jinhan proudly showed his thirty snow-white teeth, and with a shake of his palm, he directly sacrificed the Haotian Wheel!!
"Nima!!" The old man was so frightened that he almost rolled off Kui Niu...
"You actually got the Haotian Wheel... False!! ”
Wang Jinhan sneered, and the old god put away the artifact: "You lost this time, right?" And the last game, which will definitely make you cry!! ”
Naturally, the Qingtian War Halberd was sacrificed by him, and the breath belonging to the Qingtian raged out, but the old man in front of him was not as shocked as he imagined, but his face showed a solemn look of approval and nodded slightly.
"Yes, although you kid is indebted, you really have some chances, and you are a person who has achieved great things! But no matter how powerful your stick is, you will only lose ten or twenty monks in seconds at once, and my third treasure, as long as you throw it out, you can make sure how many heroes and heroes there are, and how many heroes and heroes can be in seconds!! ”
"Ahahahaha........."
You're still bragging to Lao Tzu, and my first wish is for you to eat all the cow dung! Look if you're still angry......
However, in the next second, Wang Jinhan completely lost consciousness...
The old guy suddenly shook his hand, and a pink dazzling gaze appeared out of thin air, Wang Jinhan looked at it, and it turned out to be a thong!!
"Hey, hey, the bottoms that Jehovah just changed out of yesterday are still very tender, do you think they're awesome??"
"Poof......
This time, not only Wang Jinhan, but also Soya behind him also fell to the ground with a nosebleed and sprayed wildly, and eighty percent of them were about to pass out......
"Eh, grandpa, this kid is your grandson-in-law, don't be so ruthless, the family treasures are all sacrificed..."
Kui Niu twitched his snot and looked at Mimi with a look of sympathy...
"Roar, it's fucking cool!! The feeling of abusing vegetables, uncle, I'm very happy! Quietly take my baby granddaughter on an adventure, it's good that I didn't let her eat cow dung!! ”
Niu Lian and Wang Jinhan who rose up with the corpse: "......"
"Huh? How do I smell flies again?? ”
Above the distant sky, a very dense fluctuation of divine power faintly spread down, and it was obvious that a large number of strict monks were rushing over to this side...
"It's not good!! Murderous look!! The old man put away his gloating expression, put away the spiritual product of Jehovah very seriously, and woke up Wang Jinhan and his brothers, who were spurting blood...
Finally, with a burst of misty clouds and mist, a group of densely pressed black shadows appeared in the void, and they glanced down with murderous aura...
"Fuck, Jehovah's men are coming so soon! Brothers, copy the guy for Lao Tzu and swear to defend the dignity of men to the death! ”
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