Lin Xiaohu said with a smile: "Xiao Wu, the seniors have all said that beauty is the double enjoyment of hearing and vision. You only hear its voice and don't see it, two are missing one, just like a person who only shows half of his face, and the other side may be pockmarked, haven't you heard of the back killer? ”

Everyone laughed and walked towards the auditorium with their shoulders folded.

After playing, Lin Xiaohu received a call from Chu Youfang, in which Chu Youfang told him that there were leaders from the County Construction Bureau who came up and asked him to accompany him to dinner.

Of course, Lin Xiaohu promised to come down, it is necessary to contact the feelings, and it can be used in the future.

After picking up the people, the group was ready to go to the event, Lin Xiaohu walked behind, but the mobile phone in his pocket rang at the right time, and he took out and looked at the screen.

The phone screen showed Cheng Mengmeng's phone......

Lin Xiaohu smiled and pressed the answer button

"Why don't you come home so late!"

As soon as he connected, before he could speak, he spoke first, and his tone was full of inexplicable anger.

Moreover, it was not the owner of the calling card who spoke, but Cheng Mengmeng's good sister Maomao.

Lin Xiaohu was stunned for a moment, didn't answer her question first, and asked, "Why did you get Mengmeng's mobile phone?" What about cute people? ”

"Can't I lose my phone?"

Originally, a sentence that could be said correctly, Mao Mao just said it with a lot of anger, and Lin Xiaohu, who listened, frowned.

But this is not over, and he said: "Mengmeng? It's very affectionate......"

Lin Xiaohu didn't wait for her to finish, so he interrupted her with a frown and said, "What's wrong with you today?" After eating chili peppers, the anger is so rushing! ”

"You take care of me!"

Maomao over there is not so easy to mess with, and said loudly

"I don't bother to care about you!" Lin Xiaohu replied angrily and said, "If you are so unreasonable, I won't continue to talk to you, I still have some things to do, I'll call you back later......"

As he spoke, he was about to hang up the phone, facing Mao Mao, who had turned into a hot girl, Lin Xiaohu's patience was not as great as he imagined, not to mention that there were still people waiting for him.

"Don't, wait!"

"What, is there anything else?" Lin Xiaohu had no choice but to ask again.

"You just said that you can't go home right away because of something right now, right?" Maomao's anger seems to have dropped a lot.

"Hmm."

"But I'm home alone!" Mao Mao said pitifully.

Lin Xiaohu was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "Are you home alone?" What about Meng Meng, you are not with her, how do you have her mobile phone? ”

"Mengmeng's cousin and aunt went out in the county, and she forgot to bring her phone, so I just used the ......," Maomao said in some vague words.

Lin Xiaohu frowned, thinking to himself why he hadn't heard Cheng Mengmeng talk about this cousin, but there was no need for other relatives to tell him. I didn't have time to express my doubts, so I said, "Oh, then, I'll try to go home as soon as possible." ”

"How long is it trying to take? I'm scared to be here alone! Mao Mao didn't give him a chance to be vague, and asked.

How long will it take? Lin Xiaohu himself didn't know, he had talked to Chu Youfang before, how long would he stay with him, it depended on the meaning of the guests, and he couldn't be the host himself, so he couldn't slip away first! Now there is a promise to go to play, but it is really a little uneasy to put the girl's family alone in a home that is not very familiar!

Just when Lin Xiaohu was thinking left and right, Mao Mao over there asked, "Is it going to be a long time?" ”

"Hmm...... Perhaps. Lin Xiaohu said vaguely.

"How can you say it so reluctantly!"

Mao Mao seemed to be dissatisfied, and said loudly: "Is it going to take a long time to go home?" ”

"Uh...... Possibly. ”

"What are you going to do?"

"Eating ......"

"Did it take that long to eat? An hour at most, and in an hour, I'll be waiting to open the door for you! You know what? ”

Mao Mao spoke very quickly, and he seemed very strong to listen to Lin Xiaohu's ears, but it was a little tasteless, dizzy! What's the matter, it's like a housekeeper, and you're not anyone, so you're in charge of yourself? And what can you do in an hour? Nothing is enough!

"Oh." Lin Xiaohu was noncommittal.

"Oh...... Do you want to do something bad after eating? Don't go! I can tell you, oh, you are not allowed to go, you know? Mao Mao didn't come back to some tastes after a while, and she was a little anxious when she thought about it, so she said with anger, but the anger in her words was indispensable, and she thought to herself, why did so many troublesome things come together today!

Dizzy! How can I think about these things, am I that bad? Lin Xiaohu thought about it angrily, and also replaced protest with silence.

Mao Mao saw that Lin Xiaohu didn't speak for a long time, and she knew what Lin Xiaohu was thinking very smartly, but she thought that she shouldn't have thought like that in the first place, and said with a warning: "Go home after eating, for an hour, you know?" Otherwise......"

"Or else? Otherwise, what's the matter? Lin Xiaohu spoke up this time, but the disbelief in his tone was obvious. He is a little unaccustomed to the woman on the other end of the phone now, always talking to him in a very strong tone, saying well, he may still have a discussion, to come hard, there will be no compromise, he has already made up his mind in his heart: Didn't you always order me? Then I really didn't go back so early.

Mao Mao could easily hear the unhappiness in Lin Xiaohu's words, but she still said: "Otherwise, otherwise I will report the loss and let the police send you back!" ”

Lin Xiaohu couldn't hear that she was joking, and she also understood that maybe she could really do it, such as as telling the police to take her back as she said in her words.

Maomao's family is not ordinary, for example, Uncle Yang, who sent her something last time, can be regarded as the number one person in the county, if you call him, those policemen will really find themselves out in minutes......

This girl may have lived in a rich family for a long time, so she is like this......

Lin Xiaohu thought like this, and shook his head with a wry smile, now he can't stand it, and he doesn't know what will happen in the future, he will come here so many times, Lin Xiaohu really can't guarantee that he can have such a good attitude every time.

"Then you might as well call the police in an hour and ask them to take me home, how nice it would be to have a free taxi." Lin Xiaohu smiled slightly, not salty or indifferent.

Lin Xiaohu's indifferent attitude angered Mao Mao, now she can't help but drop the mobile phone in her hand, just like her own mobile phone not long ago, it is torn apart, but this is still bad, this mobile phone is cute, throw it away, she can't explain.

She tried her best to calm herself down, and now thinking back to what she just said, it was indeed a little inappropriate, and people didn't owe her anything, so why should she listen to what she asked? It's just that he thinks of himself as a princess too much, and that person doesn't think of himself as a princess; Maybe it's also because he is in his heart, and it's not as important as he thinks, right?

Mao Mao smiled and asked softly, "Then where are you now?" ”

She already had an idea in her mind

The tone of the girl opposite really made Lin Xiaohu a little 'flattered', and he was a little uncomfortable for a while, he was stunned, and immediately looked around, and said, "The center street is ......"

As soon as the words came out, she felt that something was wrong, and she asked what these were for? Thinking so, I didn't say it more carefully.

"Oh, then I'll be right here!" Mao Mao said.

"Ah......" Lin Xiaohu could imagine how the girl on the other end of the phone looked like Yan Yan, but he was not happy at all now, because ...... What's the matter with a girl?

"What, you're not welcome?"

"Not really! It's just ......" Lin Xiaohu wanted to find an excuse, but he thought about it for a while, so even if he was smart, he was as anxious as an ant on a frying pan.

"That's good, I haven't eaten yet, just together!" Mao Mao selectively ignored Lin Xiaohu's emotions and seemed full of interest.

Lin Xiaohu was really defeated by her, of course he couldn't let Mao Mao come over to join in the fun, so he had to soften: "Okay, Mao Mao, I'll go home in an hour and a half, you wait at home obediently, call me if there's anything, okay?" ”

"Hehe, I promised it earlier, and I didn't have this out of it."

"Uh-huh."

"Hey, it doesn't seem right, it can't be a half or an hour, not more than a minute!"

"Please, Mao Mao......"

After begging for a long time, Mao Mao agreed to give him an hour and a half......

The one who came over from the Construction Bureau was Director Xue Ren, an old classmate of Chu Youfang, who also knew Lin Xiaohu.

The dishes came up one after another, the wine was drunk slowly, the conversation was naturally more and more lively, and the feelings were naturally good, and it didn't take long for them to be called brothers.

Of course, Lin Xiaohu is the little brother.

Lin Xiaohu's strategy is naturally extremely successful. In fact, his method is very simple: first, let the other person feel that he respects or values him.

Second, instead of directly touting the other person, we learn about the other person's hobbies from the conversation, and then have an in-depth discussion about that hobby. Third, master the scale of persuasion, so that the other party does not feel left out, nor forces the other party to drink, but every time it is time to drink, take a sip or a glass.

Although the method is simple to say, it is not easy to do, to do the first step, you have to give up your blood, people who are naturally stingy and careful will be in trouble, please one person as please ten people. The second step is even more difficult, astronomy, geography, history, people, novels, all kinds of sports, stocks, and even eating, wearing, living, traveling, drinking, prostitution, gambling......

It's all about paying attention to the accumulation on your own. Otherwise, after knowing other people's hobbies, you won't be able to interject or say the wrong thing when you interject. It's best to make the other person feel that you and he have a common hobby, so that the distance will be closer. The third step is also very difficult, and it can only be mastered through continuous tempering, and the Chinese wine table culture is too profound. However, if in the second step, you can successfully make him feel that you and him have a common hobby, then it will be much more convenient.

The more the three of them talked, the more they drank, the more they drank,

After settling the bill, Chu Youfang and Lin Xiaohu led Xue Ren to wash his feet, and then planned to open a room for him.

Xue Ren said that he would not stay in the hotel, but had to go home, saying that his wife was waiting at home.

Lin Xiaohu couldn't help it, but he really didn't want to drive, it was only more than an hour after drinking, although a few bottles of beer were nothing to him, and he didn't feel anything, but Lin Xiaohu understood that drinking alcohol and not drinking alcohol are always different, and the effect of alcohol always exists.