Section 575 - Pills
Li Bai's hypnotism is sometimes not perfect, people like those who are exceptionally determined cannot be easily hypnotized, and this is most likely the case with Dad, who will not be shaken by external factors at all.
Those who have natural genetic defects, like the Samos family, may not be supposed.
Although hypnotism is ineffective against Dad, Li Bai is not too frustrated, and his unsuccessful performance means that it is difficult for others to use hypnosis to deal with Dad.
Natural hypnotic immunity, in a way, is not a bad thing.
"Uh-huh, remember Daddy's teachings!"
Li Bai nodded honestly, satisfying the old man's preaching psychology.
Daddy is a serious materialist, and he has always looked down on those things that pretend to be ghosts, so he no longer bothers Daddy.
"By the way, I almost forgot!"
Li Bai took out a jade bottle and put it on the table.
"What? it won't be an elixir, tell you, I don't eat this nonsense. ”
Lao Li frowned for the first time, since ancient times, the emperor has eaten more than one immortal Taoist Jin Dan, he will never believe in this kind of thing.
"What! It's the latest in biotechnology!"
Knowing for a long time that his father would not be easy to comply, Li Bai played a professional pretense.
There are a total of ten different pills in the jade bottle, which are specially prepared for the father.
If you are someone else, it is impossible to have such benefits.
"Biotechnology?
Lao Li looked suspicious, this bottle is really very suspicious.
"The company I invested in has cooperated with several biotechnology companies, and the special products developed in-house are very small, the cost is very high, there are absolutely no good things on the market, there are animal experiments, it is very safe, there are no side effects, you just eat it in order, there will be no problems. ”
Li Bai took out a B5 size white paper, on which was written the order of taking, the pill in the jade bottle was sealed with wax pills, and the numbers were printed on it, from 1 to 10, one per week, basically there would be no mistake.
Even if you take it wrong, it doesn't matter much, it's just a big reaction.
Seeing that his father still didn't believe it, Li Bai asked the little demon girl to take out a sample of the promotional materials that had just been finalized recently, including single pages, folded pages, and brochures, and the force was naturally full.
"And this thing, can you live forever if you eat it?"
After taking those promotional materials, Li Juzuo glanced at them, still skeptical.
"It's impossible to live forever, but it's possible to be free from all diseases. ”
Li Bai continued to flicker, if he couldn't say it clearly, it was estimated that the old man would throw these elixirs into the trash when he turned around, and who would be cheaper in the end, only God would know.
"Really?"
Lao Li glanced at the jade bottle, then at his son, and finally shook a little.
He uncorked the bottle, sniffed it, and said to himself, "It's quite fragrant." ”
The wax balls used for sealing are made of natural beeswax, with a hint of floral fragrance, which is naturally fragrant.
Pour out one, the pale yellow wax shell is printed with a red "8" on the surface, which is quite an auspicious number, but it is not the first pill to eat.
I stuffed it back, poured a few more, and finally found the wax pill marked with the number "1".
"Can you eat it now?"
Lao Li looked at his son, and after seeing the propaganda materials full of pretense and inflammatory content, he was a little moved.
After all, he is his own son, so it is impossible to use fake drugs or poisons to trick his father, right?
"Yes, take one tablet the next week, in order, don't make a mistake. ”
Li Bai nodded.
"Well, then I'll try it first, there are no bad side effects, right?"
Li Wei pinched open the wax pill and lifted the wax paper inside, revealing a white pill that exuded an elegant aroma, about the size of a soybean.
As soon as he threw it into his mouth, before he could swallow it, he felt a warm trickle of water go down his throat and into his esophagus, disappearing into the stomach below, as if Zhu Bajie ate ginseng fruit and didn't taste anything.
"There are no obvious adverse reactions, but when taking the third pill, you need to stay in the toilet to eat, and you may have diarrhea. ”
Li Bai arranged the order of taking it for his father, and there would be no embarrassment like the reckless female man Xiao Wei, who had a lower stomach and almost couldn't get off the toilet.
The first two pills play the role of warmth and conditioning, laying the foundation for the third pill of washing the marrow, and also have a certain effect of eliminating impurities in the body, which is relatively mild, and the specific reaction is that the skin is easy to rub mud and mud, and the urine is yellow, just drink more water, and take a bath frequently It has no effect.
"How can you have diarrhea?"
Lao Li regretted a little, did he swallow it too early.
It's just that I'm already in my stomach at this time, and I can't even vomit.
"Just like dietary fiber inulin or fructooligosaccharides, it can promote intestinal peristalsis, assist in the reproduction of probiotics, and inevitably have to have more bowel movements, which is a good thing and not poisoning. ”
Li Bai racked his brains to make excuses, for fear that his father would not believe it.
"Okay, okay! For the sake of this bottle, I'll eat it first!"
Lao Li touched the bottle, the texture was moist, not plastic, not ceramic, more like jade.
Taking such a valuable jade as a bottle, the pill placed in it should not be a bargain like a multivitamin pill.
For the sake of his son's filial piety, Li Juzuo plans to try the medicine himself, and if the effect is good, he will be a live advertisement.
If the effect is not good, he also admits it, everything is for his son, what if he gives up this old life.
As if in order to dispel his father's suspicions, Li Bai pointed to himself and the two demon girls and said, "Don't worry, Dad, you are by no means the first to step on thunder, I have tried it with both of them." ”
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ”
Qing Yao Demon Maiden nodded violently, stained Li Bai's light, and she rubbed the elixir that the demon clan could take in vain.
Li Da Devil's long-term meal ticket is golden and full of real gold.
"Snacks, nothing wrong with eating, right?"
Although Comrade Li Wei is not a professional, he also knows that talking about toxicity regardless of dosage is a hooligan.
Anything, if it is in large quantities, can eat the dead.
"They are alive and well, they are not sick or sick, they don't have any medical records, they don't even have a small cold. ”
Li Bai had no lies.
It seems that there is no virus or bacteria in this world that can make these two demon girls at a higher life level trick, and they are completely blank in the evolutionary chain, and there has never been one at all.
"Nope!"
The Qingyao Demon Girl is habitually, and she has never seen a doctor since she was in the Kunlun Demon Domain of the Other World.
"Nope!"
Hong Li is not deceiving, saying that there is no is nothing.
Double Standard Dog Roll Rough ......
"Really? I'll have to give it a try. ”
Daddy seems to have really stepped into his little cub's pit.
He put the jade bottle well, one a week, as for the effect, he was still looking forward to it.
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