Chapter 647: You're Crazy

Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "If you dare to let you step on it, you have to be grateful to Dade." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Yu Zixiao said: "Yes, you should make a toast to celebrate." ”

Lin Xiaohu looked at her and smiled, raised his glass, and really dried it in one go, beckoned to the waiter, and asked for two more glasses, one for himself, and one for herself, and one was pushed over and placed next to her wine glass.

Yu Zixiao looked at the two glasses of wine, just smiled faintly, without any other expression, and asked, "Seriously, help me, I want to be good friends with Director Wu." Lin Xiaohu said: "Then you will pay it." You're both women, and it's not easy for a woman to make friends with a woman? We met in the morning and held hands in the afternoon. Unlike me, a man and a woman with you, who met yesterday, not only did they not hold hands today, but they were stepped on by you. ”

Yu Zixiao was amused by his words, laughed twice, and said, "Tell me, what likes she has." Lin Xiaohu said: "You want to give her a gift?" Yu Zixiao shook her head and said: "Not necessarily, I know her interests, and when we meet in the future, I can pick what she is interested in, isn't it easier to get close to her?" Lin Xiaohu smiled: "You are very smart, but before I answer your question, can you tell me your preferences first?" ”

Yu Zixiao's eyes flashed, crossed his face, and sneered: "Your fox tail is slowly revealed, and it really didn't have a good heart from the beginning." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "My fair lady, what a gentleman." I'm a small ordinary person, it's hard to see such a beautiful beauty as you, and if I'm lucky enough to see you, I naturally want to be close. ”

Yu Zixiao said: "Isn't this considered close? We're all sitting together drinking, do you still want to ...... Hehe. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "You think about it too much, I don't have that kind of idea, I just want to make a beautiful girlfriend, and I will have the capital to brag in front of my friends and colleagues in the future." Yu Zixiao giggled and said, "My preference is to step on men and trample all kinds of men under my feet." Lin Xiaohu nodded and said, "It's similar to my hobby." ”

Yu Zixiao asked, "What hobbies do you have?" ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "My hobby is spanking women's butts, spanking the butts of all kinds of women. ”

Yu Zixiao couldn't help laughing, and said, "Then I stepped on you just now......" Lin Xiaohu said: "I already fantasized about spanking your ass in my heart." Yu Zixiao glanced at him and said, "I thought you would say that you would spank my ass." Lin Xiaohu said: "I want to, but unfortunately I don't have the guts." ”

The two chatted while drinking, talking about Wu Annie for a while, and laughing at each other for a while, but they didn't feel bored. Time flew by, and it was eleven o'clock.

Yu Zixiao asked, "How many cups is this?" Lin Xiaohu was already dizzy and dizzy, and said, "I can't remember clearly, the fifth cup or the sixth cup?" Yu Zixiao smiled: "Do you still want to drink?" If you drink it any longer, I'm afraid you won't be able to get me drunk, but you will get drunk first. Lin Xiaohu said: "I'm already drunk, I'm afraid I won't be able to go back home." Yu Zixiao sneered: "You still want to get others drunk with this amount of alcohol? Lin Xiaohu shook his head and said, "I didn't think about it, it's because your psychology is too dark and you think so badly about me." ”

Yu Zixiao beckoned the waiter to pay, and after asking the amount of consumption, he took out his wallet, took out five or six large bills from it and handed them over.

Lin Xiaohu snatched the money in her hand and slapped it on the table, took out her wallet, took the money from it to settle the bill, and after the waiter went to find the money, she hummed and said, "I don't want to be looked down upon by women." Get your money back and go. As he spoke, he shoved the money in front of her. Yu Zixiao pushed the money back and said, "Didn't I say that I stepped on your leather shoes, go buy a new pair." Lin Xiaohu deliberately grabbed her slender white hand evilly, and said, "A gentleman is not subject to food." Yu Zixiao glanced at his hand and said, "Take away your claws." Lin Xiaohu raised his hand and said with a smile: "I just want you to experience what it's like to be stepped on." ”

The two walked out of the wine and came outside, only to find that they didn't know when, and there was already a fine rain outside. Although the rain was not heavy, it was very urgent, the ground was already wet, and there were no people on the road. The two of them hurriedly retreated to the door of the wine.

Yu Zixiao reprimanded: "What the hell weather! Lin Xiaohu said: "Yes, it is rainy in the season when it should snow." Yu Zixiao asked, "What should I do?" If you walk back to the parking place in the rain, you will definitely get drenched. Lin Xiaohu said: "Don't worry, I'll ask if there is an umbrella to borrow in the wine." He turned around and walked back to the store.

After a while, he stood back beside Yu Zixiao and said, "There is no umbrella to borrow for wine." Yu Zixiao thought for a while and said, "I have an umbrella in my car, but it's ......."

Lin Xiaohu said bluntly: "I'll get it." ”

Yu Zixiao thought about it, and it seemed that there was only so much to do, so she silently took out the car key and gave it to him.

Lin Xiaohu said: "You didn't put any precious items in your car?" I'm not responsible for losing it. ”

Yu Zixiao smiled: "Go and come back quickly, I'll wait for you." Lin Xiaohu walked away, but Yu Zixiao suddenly grabbed him: "I'll give you a handbag." ”

Lin Xiaohu thought about it, his ID card was in Duan Xiaoqian's hand, and there was nothing in the bag that could prove his identity, it was not impossible for her to hold it, I believed that with her identity, she would not open her bag casually to peek at something, so he handed it to her and said deliberately: "Don't touch the things in my bag, especially a pocket glass bottle, if you touch the things inside, hum, I won't be responsible for anything that happens." ”

Yu Zixiao knew that he was agitating the general, but he still didn't think about it and said, "Then I have to take a look." ”

Lin Xiaohu squeezed his eyebrows at her and said, "It's okay to see, but you are not allowed to smell it, let alone drink it." Take a sip and you're done. Yu Zixiao asked curiously, "What is that?" Lin Xiaohu laughed twice and said in a low voice: "*Medicine." After saying that, he rushed into the rain and ran to the place where he parked at the corner of the street.

Yu Zixiao looked at the big handbag in his hand, thinking about what he said just now, he was curious and funny, and wanted to open it to take a look, but he held his identity and disdained to do that.

Lin Xiaohu strode to the door of the Land Rover Aurora, Rao ran very fast, but his hair was still wet with a thin layer, and the clothes on his shoulders and back were also covered with dirty raindrops, so he hurriedly unlocked the central lock and drove the door in.

Yu Zixiao didn't say where the umbrella was just now, Lin Xiaohu searched everywhere where the umbrella might be hidden, what glove box, what rear seat, turned around, and looked for a while before he found a heavenly umbrella hanging from a hook on the roof of the rear car, took it and got out of the car, and ran to the door of the wine while holding the umbrella open.

Yu Zixiao looked at him with a confused look and ran back quickly, and when he stood in front of him with an umbrella, he saw his wet hair and wet shoulder clothes, and suddenly felt upset.

Lin Xiaohu said: "The rain is really not small, go quickly." As he spoke, he snatched his bag back from her hand and said with a smile: "Didn't touch my baby?" Yu Zixiao shook her head and walked under the umbrella. Lin Xiaohu hit the umbrella on top of her head, so that most of his body was exposed outside the umbrella, and the raindrops fell on his neck and shoulders mercilessly, brushing it, and soon made him feel the power of the winter rain.

Lin Xiaohu looked sideways, frowned, and said with a smile: "Beauty, let's discuss, can I ...... Hehe, I'm going to walk with you in my arms, I don't want to become a soup chicken. Yu Zixiao sighed: "God will help you, I can't help it." Lin Xiaohu was overjoyed, his left hand carrying the bag went around her waist, hugged her, and his body was close to her delicate body, and the two of them walked to the parking place with an umbrella.

When he came to the car, Lin Xiaohu opened the door of the driver's seat, held an umbrella for her, and said, "You get in the car first." ”

Yu Zixiao glanced at him, didn't say anything, raised her long legs and stepped in. After Lin Xiaohu waited for her to sit down, he closed the door for her, bypassed the front of the car and sat in the co-pilot, and then put the umbrella away and put it at his feet, and when he sat upright, Yu Guang found that the beautiful woman in the driver's seat was staring at herself, turning her head to look, but no, she was looking at herself, although her expression was flat, her eyes were very hot, and her heart moved, no, is this eldest sister so easy to move?

He raised his hand and shook it twice in front of her eyes, and smiled, "Why are you looking at me like this?" Yu Zixiao sighed, shook her head, and said, "You just said what you have in your bag...... There is a *medicine, what kind of * medicine? What do you carry it with you? ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "A very strong ** water, imported goods, take it with you in case of emergency." ”

Yu Zixiao frowned and said, "What do you mean by untimed needs?" When is it timely? You're not kidding? Lin Xiaohu said curiously: "Why are you asking so clearly?" I didn't do it to you, you can rest assured. Yu Zixiao stretched out her plain white jade hand and said, "Show me." Lin Xiaohu was very strange and said, "You...... What exactly do you mean? I'm kidding, I'm promising...... How could a law-abiding young man carry that thing with him? ”

Yu Zixiao smiled coquettishly, with a hint of ridicule in her eyes, and said, "I took the initiative to give you a chance, but you don't dare to play?" ”

Lin Xiaohu said curiously: "What gave me a chance?" ”

Yu Zixiao said lightly: "I want to try if your * medicine has any effect, if there is, won't it be cheaper for you?" Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "You're not kidding? Yu Zixiao's eyes flashed, she squeezed her eyes at him, and stretched her little hand in front of him again. Lin Xiaohu smiled bitterly: "I'm really joking, how can I have that thing on me?" Yu Zixiao snatched his bag from his lap and said, "If you don't give it, I have to search it myself, and I will find out to see if you still have the face to see me." Lin Xiaohu was startled, hurriedly snatched the bag back, and said, "Okay, I'll find it for you." ”

After a while, Yu Zixiao had a small pocket bottle in his hand, which was a crystal liquid that flickered strangely under the reflection of the makeup lights on the roof of the car. She stared at the small bottle and suddenly asked, "Tell me, who are you going to use this thing with in your handbag?" ”

Lin Xiaohu laughed and said: "You must think that I am using it for traitors, in fact, I haven't used it to harm anyone, that is...... It's for the whole person. "I don't know when Shi Lei got this thing into his bag, he didn't throw it away when he saw it, thinking about giving that kid a taste in the future......

Yu Zixiao carefully pulled off the bottle cap with her slender nails, leaned under her nose and sniffed it, and said, "There is no smell." Lin Xiaohu looked at her nervously and said, "Don't take it, the medicine is too strong......"

Before the words fell, Yu Zixiao had already brought the small bottle to his mouth and took a sip, and drank half a small bottle at once.

Lin Xiaohu was shocked and exclaimed, "You are crazy! You...... You've drunk too much! ”