Chapter 659: Pen Stick Kills

Wuyun doesn't know how to tie up the stubble.

She looked at the rest of her life, saw him take a sip of wine seriously, and handed over the wine jar: "After this cup, I will still be good friends in the next life." ”

"Afterlife, good friend?" Wuyun was confused, and his hand subconsciously went to pick it up, but it was staggered by the rest of his life, "It's not for you, what hand are you reaching for?"

Wuyun was surprised, and when he looked back, it was empty, and his back was a little chilly.

She saw Yu Sheng take back the wine jar and looked up at her, "Who are you and what are you doing here?"

Now Wuyun understands that the leader of the Yu Alliance is drunk.

Wuyun didn't feel lost, but his interest increased greatly, and he saw that the eyeballs of the rest of his life were shining with a strange light.

She laughed at this arch: "There is no rhyme in the residence of the people in the Lower Taishi City, and they came to let the name of the Lord of the Yu League go down in history." After that, she took out the pen, ink, paper and inkstone from her arms, put it on the table opposite Yu Sheng, and asked with great interest: "Shopkeeper Yu, do you know what kind of person your father is?"

The rest of his life put down the wine jar and looked at Wuyun seriously, and he couldn't see the drunkenness at all, which made Wuyun feel a little drumming in his heart.

"You said Lao Yu. Yu Sheng spoke, making Wuyun breathe a sigh of relief, she thought that Yu Sheng was not drunk.

"Lao Yu is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, and a person who is free from low-level tastes. "The rest of my life was impassioned.

Wu Yun struggled to write, looked up and asked, "Then who is he?"

"Lao Yu. "For the rest of my life, I watched it like an idiot.

Wuyun laughed with him, "I'm asking your father, Lao Yu, what's his name?"

"Spare time. Yu Sheng took a sip of wine, "You don't say what his name is, it's actually called Yu Xuan." ”

Wu Yun was puzzled, "Is there anything wrong with this name?" she thought it was still a good name.

"The fish is blind, the fish is blind to see him. Yu Sheng said.

"Makes sense. Wu Yun echoed a sentence, and quickly wrote a line on the paper: In the eyes of the Lord Yu League, although Lao Yu is a noble person, he is still not worthy of his mother. Lord Yu thought that his mother was blind before he fell in love with him. ”

"Then what is his identity?" Wuyun didn't let go of this insider, with this insider, she could become Taishiling.

"Lao Yu. "The rest of your life looks like an idiot.

Wuyun let himself breathe a sigh of relief, "What does Lao Yu do, a cook, an immortal, or a son of a shemale?"

The rest of your life is happy, "Son of a shemale! Hehe, don't let Lao Yu know, be careful to spank your ass." ”

Wuyun continued to write hard on the paper, "Shocked! The person who captured the heart of the King of the Eastern Wilderness was actually a shemale!"

Not only that, Wuyun continued to write: "Although he is the son of a shemale, Lao Yu is ashamed to mention it, and even spanks him when he mentions it for the rest of his life. ”

She glanced at Yu Sheng's buttocks, and silently ticked off the words "Yu Sheng's butt is very warped because of this".

As a person who records the modern history around him, he must tell the truth in everything, which is the professional ethics of the resident as a historical historian.

"Then how did Lao Yu capture your mother's heart? Wuyun continued to ask.

She came here to record the rest of her life, but now that she has more exciting historical materials, the rest can be put behind for the time being.

"Then you're asking the right person, how they hook up, I've seen it with my own ears. The rest of his life said to Wuyun seriously.

If it weren't for the brain, Wuyun would almost believe it, "What did you see with your own ears?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm wrong, I heard it with my own eyes. Yu Sheng nodded as he spoke, his eyes blinking, as if to say you believe me.

Wuyun held back his anger and put down the pen, "Master Yu, it's not a matter of what you have heard with your own eyes or what you have seen with your own ears, but we have to talk about evidence." ”

"History is not a little girl who dresses up for people. She said solemnly, "Our Taishi City has a lot of influence, and it can even overturn a city." ”

Yu Sheng raised the wine jar, "Brother, don't get excited, take a sip of wine and dissipate your anger." ”

Wuyun pushed the wine jar, "No, how dare you be angry with the leader of the Yu Alliance." But history is very serious, and it should be learned by future generations. ”

"The city lord of a big city in the Central Plains, because the son of a small city lord offended his daughter-in-law, he relied on his city to be powerful, and killed the whole family of the son of the small city lord. ”

"The lord of the small city was angry, and mobilized the whole city to crusade against the big city, but he couldn't beat it, and ended up with a broken city. ”

"Later, they fled to Taishi City and told me this history, and I recorded it in the history books. ”

"Many martial artists, celestial masters, and even immortals were furious after seeing this history, and they attacked it in groups, causing that big city to fall into a deep end. ”

"The lord of the city of Ayutthaya has also become a white bone as an immortal. "Wuyun is a little proud," this historical fact will tell future generations not to bully others. ”

"So powerful?" Yu Sheng hurriedly straightened up, "You guys are really good at playing with pens, even better than playing with keyboards." ”

"Keyboard?"

"Don't worry, I'm absolutely realistic, it was one night, the moon was bright and the stars were scarce..."

"Wait a minute, is it a summer or winter evening?"

"It's either summer or winter, or spring and autumn. Yu Sheng gave four answers in a row.

"You..."Wuyun couldn't help it, but before she could gently scold Yu Sheng, Yu Sheng slapped the table first, "You still don't let people talk!"

"I'm the leader of the Eastern Wilderness Alliance, do you dare to write me to death?" Yu Sheng raised his eyebrows.

"Don't dare, don't dare. Yu Yun smiled.

"It was a summer evening. Yu Sheng continued, making Yu Yun grit her teeth. "Lao Yu went out to herd cattle..."

"Go out to herd cattle at night?" stopped writing without rhyme.

"We're popular here to herd cattle at night, can't you? Haven't you heard of cows without night grass and no fat?" Yu Sheng said.

"Okay, okay. Wuyun was helpless, and listened to the rest of his life tell the story of Lao Yu's version of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl.

Roughly Lao Yu's family was poor, he couldn't marry a daughter-in-law, and he herded cattle at night, and Lao Yu listened to the cow's words and stole the clothes of the king of the Eastern Wilderness who was bathing in the lake, and then married her.

Wuyun wanted to interrupt the rest of his life countless times, but finally held back.

It wasn't until Yu Sheng finished drinking a sip of wine that she cautiously asked, "Why do cows talk?"

"It's not important, can't the bull demon?"

"Then why did the king of the Eastern Wilderness marry him instead of killing him after stealing the clothes of the king of the Eastern Wilderness?"

Yu Sheng was stunned, in this era, there is no concept of discipline that makes people responsible if the body is seen down, not to mention that it is still the king of the Eastern Wilderness.

But this will not be difficult for the rest of his life, "Let's talk about why cows can talk first." ”

Next, in the story of the rest of his life, the king of the Eastern Wilderness and the cow who spoke were masters and servants, and all of this was set up by the king of the Eastern Wilderness to repay his kindness ten thousand years ago.

"A long, long time ago, Lao Yu didn't know how many generations of his previous life, he once saved a golden carp by the water. "The rest of my life is nonsense.

In a blink of an eye, one day the king of the Eastern Wilderness wanted to repay his kindness, and when he landed in the Great Wilderness, he met a bull demon and took it as a servant.

She let the bull demon lurk in Yu's house as a buffalo, and then when Yu grew up, he appeared in the lake to bathe.

"Oh, I see. Wuyun nodded, the love of the King of the Eastern Wilderness is really tortuous.

"However, why was the King of the Eastern Wilderness rescued, and there were still people in the world who could hurt her?" asked Wuyun again.

Yu Sheng was angry, "Why, why, why do you keep asking why, you blue cat is naughty." ”