This morning, when he entered the inn to capture the prisoner, the official slashed at the counter, and his clothes were shattered by the sword of the ink shadow.

The money was naturally picked into the cash cabinet by Moying.

"You must have plotted against my inn, don't give it. Yu Sheng said.

With the money in his hands for the rest of his life, there is no reason to go back.

"You, you wait!" The official was afraid that he would come out naked again, so he didn't dare to go in, so he stomped his feet and left.

"Wow", there was the sound of a bitter mandarin duck gobbling up next to him.

"Eat slowly," Yu Sheng said.

"Uh-huh", the two nodded, but they didn't slow down at all.

They were already hungry, but now they can't slow down when they encounter such delicious dishes.

The male monster took a sip of wine and smoothed the meal, "Shopkeeper, what kind of dishes are these two dishes, they are so delicious!"

"Hmm," the female youkai nodded.

"Spicy chicken, back to the pot meat. Yu Sheng said.

The aroma of these two dishes quickly reached the door, and the youkai standing outside looked at it.

These two dishes are Sichuan dishes, both in appearance and aroma, and a few people can't help but swallow their saliva.

Especially the fat monster who caught the adulterer, his stomach began to "growl".

He stepped in, and the frightened thin monster raised the chopstick cage, "Don't come here, I'll fall if you come here again." ”

"Bring me two dishes and a jug of wine. The fat monster ignored him, pointed to the dish of the bitter mandarin duck and said to Yu Sheng, and handed Yu Sheng money at the same time.

"Okay", Yu Sheng took it and went to the back to pick up the food.

The fat demon sat down with difficulty and said to the thin monster hiding in the distance: "Don't worry, I can't kill you." ”

He took the wine handed by Yu Sheng, took an upside-down wine glass on the counter, poured it for himself, and swallowed it in one gulp.

The food next to him seduced, and there was wine here, and the thin demon swallowed his saliva, "What, brother, it's really not me who seduced your daughter-in-law." ”

"You're the one who seduces!" the fat demon glared at him.

"It's not. ”

"Yes. ”

It wasn't until Yu Sheng brought out the dishes that he interrupted the conversation between the two, and the fat demon grabbed his chopsticks and feasted on them.

The thin demon looked at the left and right eating, and he was a little greedy, especially the fat demon, who tasted with relish, and his lips were smooth and shiny, which made him even more hungry.

However, there was no money in my pocket.

"Want to eat?" the fat demon picked up a piece of meat and shook it in front of the thin demon.

The Skinny Demon nodded.

"You seduced my daughter-in-law. The fat demon said.

"No, big brother, don't wronged the good demon. With my body, your daughter-in-law killed enough for our village to eat for a month, and it was obvious that she raped me. "The skinny demon wants to cry without tears.

"I have lost my virginity, and if you insult my innocence like this, I can only commit suicide by jumping into the river. The skinny demon said again.

The fat demon persevered, "It's her you seduced." ”

"I'll jump into the river and clear my grievances. The thin demon stomped his foot, "Will you let me eat a full meal before I die?"

It's tempting.

"You admit you seduced her?" said the Fat Demon.

The thin demon swallowed another mouthful of saliva, "Even if it's me who seduced her, you..."

"Great", the fat demon slapped the table, "since you seduced her, it means that you like her, then she will be handed over to you." ”

"What?" the thin demon was stunned, "You're not trying to kill me?"

Why did he have to hand over his daughter-in-law to himself again, the thin demon plucked out his ears, thinking that he was hallucinating.

"Nonsense, what I'm saying is that I can't kill you. The fat demon said.

Dare to be so invincible, the thin demon slapped his thigh, "Big brother, can you not be excited when you say this?"

Excitement can easily cause misunderstanding, and when he saw that this behemoth was going to kill him, his heart almost jumped out of his chest.

"This girl, you don't know, you're too fat, and you eat a lot. Now that she's seduced you... No, you seduced her, just right, my adult beauty, the two of you can get it together. The fat demon was in a very happy mood when he said this.

He raised his glass, took a sip, and poured a glass for the thin demon, "Come, celebrate, have a drink." ”

The thin demon hesitated, and after this cup, he felt that he had sold himself.

"It's useless if you don't drink, anyway, if you sleep with her, you have to marry him, or I'll pinch you to death. The fat demon clasped his hands together and motioned to pinch him to death.

"It's better to die than to live. The thin demon hardened his head, drank the wine in one gulp, and escaped a catastrophe first.

The fat demon smiled and added a pair of chopsticks.

The four of them were eating, and the youkai outside smelled greedy, not to mention the youkai inside.

"Sniff", there was a sniffing voice next to him, "What is so fragrant?"

When I turned around for the rest of my life, I only heard his voice, but I didn't see him, "What, there are still people?"

He was surprised to see a head popping out of the corner outside the counter, with loose hair and deep eye sockets, as if he had just woken up

He had a long beard, and with his dirty clothes, he was as sloppy as he was.

"How can there be someone here?" said Yu Sheng.

"Who are you scolding, I'm a demon. The sloppy demon didn't raise his head to say a word, sniffing like a dog, and approached the fat demon.

"Go aside. The fat demon hurriedly covered the food.

Although the food in this inn is so fragrant that he can eat it when he looks at it, but let the sloppy demon touch it and eat it again, and the fat demon will not have the courage.

"Stingy", the sloppy demon muttered, and looked back at the rest of his life: "Are you the shopkeeper?"

"Yes. ”

"You slept well here, no one was making trouble. The sloppy demon stretched, "Bring me two of these dishes too." ”

The rest of his life measured him up and down, this dress was worse than the old beggar outside the inn, "Are you rich?"

The sloppy demon body was stunned, and then smiled: "Don't bully Lao Tzu to be poor, although I don't have money, I have this." ”

The sloppy demon took out a book from his arms, ""Descending Dragon Palm, the dragon slaying technique of the Dragon Slayer Sage in the Central Plains, is the lost mastery of the Central Plains, boy, how is it, is it enough for you to have a meal?"

"Change your uncle. "Yu Sheng said politely, he is a little dragon man, do you slaughter yourself?

"Hey, you're right, I'll use this book to change my uncle's life. The sloppy demon said proudly.

"What?"

"My uncle is a dragon. ”

"And so are you..."

"I'm not, my mother is a snake demon, and my uncle's original attempt to seize the property left by my father was killed by the dragon slaying technique I learned. The sloppy demon looked at Yu Sheng, his eyes were like swords, and he was very attentive, "What kind of boy, do you want to know yourself and your opponent in order to win all battles." ”

Yu Sheng's eyes froze, and there was something in this guy's words, "What about the money you took back?" he asked.

The sloppy monster smiled embarrassedly, "I bought all this book, I chose it on credit." ”

"Your uncle, are you teasing me?" Yu Sheng waved his hand, "Go aside, you used this trick when I was a kid to trick Baozi's candy." ”

"Don't mind, I really didn't lie to you. Even if I lied to you, you have to read the book to find out? If you throw a cat in a poison box and die or not, you have to take it out and look at it to find out. The sloppy monster insisted on stuffing the book for the rest of his life, "The little shopkeeper, just one meal, one meal." ”

"You youkai. The fat demon spoke, after all, the sloppy monster tasted great, which affected him to eat.

"You can buy a copy of this book at any bookstore. You're still broken, and you want to change your meal?"

"Yes. ”

The mouth of the cannibal is short, not to mention the sleeping wife, the thin demon echoed, "Shopkeeper, if you like it, I have three copies at home." ”

"What are you buying so much for?" the fat demon looked back at the thin demon in surprise.