Guo Daliang couldn't help but show a hint of a playful smile: "Xiao Du, you are openly digging the corner of socialism." ”

Du Yufeng started the engine and retorted: "Township Chief Guo, I'm not happy with what you say, I'm supporting the national family planning policy, or I will plant a grain of millet in the spring and harvest 10,000 seeds in the autumn, and I won't be able to pay off the fine for the rest of my life!" One sentence amused the whole car.

Zhu Chuan smiled and said: "Exaggerated, Du Suo can really exaggerate, if you can harvest 10,000 seeds in autumn, I will eat these two boxes of condoms." ”

Zhang Yang lost no time in taunting this guy and said: "Prepare for braised or stewed?" ”

A carload of people laughed, and Zhu Chuan made a big red face, saying that Director Xiao Zhang really has no morality.

Dong Kaizheng said with a smile: "Du Suo, now I don't want to be exaggerated, although your body is strong, I don't think you may be strong in some aspects." ”

Du Yufeng was not happy when he heard it: "I said Lao Dong, you can despise my personality, but you can't despise my character, I am sexual...... It's still very strong. This guy does have a great sense of humor, and the key point is to deliberately prolong his pronunciation, so that all the sip of water that Guo Daliang just drank in his mouth sprayed onto the front window.

Men are passionate about sexual topics is a common phenomenon, and once it comes to this aspect, the distance between them quickly closes a lot, but Zhang Yang is still a child in the eyes of others, and he obviously doesn't have much say in these matters.

The little bread slowly drove onto the winding mountain road, and Du Yufeng opened the conversation box again: "Township Chief Guo, I said, this road in our township should also be repaired, there are potholes everywhere, and there will be car accidents every year." ”

Guo Daliang sighed: "The township's finances are tight, and after the Qingtaishan Tunnel is completed, this old provincial road has become a child that no one cares about." ”

Du Yufeng also sighed: "Don't talk about our Black Mountain Township, even the entire Chunyang County is not loved by my father, Pinghai doesn't care about us, Beiyuan doesn't care about us, it is said that it is the junction of the two provinces, and the geographical location is important, but in fact, it doesn't matter what." ”

Since going up the mountain road, the road is winding and steep, the little bread is traveling in the mountains, one side is a cliff, the other side is a steep mountain rock, Dong Kaizheng did not dare to look out of the window, closed his eyes tightly, and his face changed slightly.

Zhu Chuan was also aroused to talk about sex, he smiled and said: "Speaking of this, I remembered an allusion, saying that when the Japanese devils invaded China, they attacked Chunyang County, and when they wanted to fight forward, they asked that the front was Black Mountain Township, and they hurriedly chose to take a detour, do you know why?" It's because there are many bandits in Montenegro, and even the Japanese devils are afraid, haha......" Zhu Chuan laughed, but he immediately found that none of the others laughed, and closed his mouth a little embarrassed.

Guo Daliang leaned back: "That's because Montenegro is poor and has nothing to rob." ”

Du Yufeng gritted his teeth and scolded: "The Japanese next door to Mary, I will not be angry when I hear the word Japan, if I catch up with the War of Resistance against Japan, Lao Tzu will kill all the devils and rape the Japanese women!" ”

Guo Daliang pointed out with a smile: "Extreme! Xiao Du is too extreme! ”

They are quite familiar with each other on weekdays, plus when they come out of the township government, they don't have so many scruples outside, Du Yufeng still feels a little uncomfortable when he says this: "I have to wear a condom to rape them, Lao Tzu's things are expensive, don't give them a drop!" ”

Guo Daliang sprayed again, and said breathlessly: "Look, look, where do you still look like a policeman......"

Zhang Yang, who was sitting in the back seat, also laughed, this Director Du is a lover.

Du Yufeng had to stop the car first to wipe off the mist sprayed on the windshield by Deputy Township Chief Guo, jokes are jokes, but you must be cautious when driving on mountain roads, the front is tight eighteen plates and slow eighteen plates, looking at China, there are few such dangerous places, although Du Yufeng is an old driver, this road has run nearly 100 times, and he does not dare to be careless.

When they stopped to rest, there were a few happiness 250 cars passing by their car, and the traffic on the mountain was mainly through these motorcycles, Du Yufeng took his red camellia and played around, and when it came to Zhang Yang, Zhang Yang did not smoke, of course he did not take it.

Du Yufeng lit a cigarette and looked at Zhang Yang with a smile: "I said Director Zhang, I heard that you beat more than 40 people in Xiaqinghe Village alone in the morning, this is the most awesome thing I heard when I came to Black Mountain Township." ”

Zhang Yang has always been very low-key today, and smiled faintly: "It's really that they are too pressing." ”

Du Yufeng gave Zhang Yang a thumbs up, he didn't see the wonderful scene of Zhang Yang's fight and forty-three with his own eyes, and he was somewhat suspicious of this matter, but Zhou Liangshun took all those villagers back to the police station It is a fact, Du Yufeng has checked the injuries of several people, the injuries are just right, no one can get a light injury, Du Yufeng and Zhou Liangshun are not compatible with each other on weekdays, Zhou Liangshun can do superficial work, Du Yufeng is a person who does practical things, one introvert and one extrovert in terms of personality, which is also completely different. So a lot of drudgery in the institute was assigned to Du Yufeng, although Du Yufeng knew that Zhou Liangshun deliberately manipulated him, but he didn't want to stay in the institute, and he was out of sight and out of mind with Zhou Liangshun on weekdays.

"Why didn't you see Du when the police station went out on a mission today?"

Du Yufeng took a hard puff of his cigarette and looked at the mountain road hovering in the distance: "Usually I am rarely in the township, but recently there are often bikers near the tight eighteen plates. ”

"Bikers?" Guo Daliang also came over.

Du Yufeng threw the leftover cigarette butts on the ground and crushed them with his feet: "They are all gangsters from Beiyuan, who have nowhere to vent their energy, and they have taken a fancy to the terrain of Eighteen Pans. I spent almost the whole month squatting around here last month, who would have thought that these grandsons had actually changed their temperament, and they didn't see a single figure for a whole month. ”

Everyone laughed at the same time, and Du Yufeng waved his hand: "Don't talk about it, on the road, everyone should release the water, and our car will drive to Shangqinghe Village." ”