369 Spoof Confessions
"Hugo Lancaster, I love you, I love you, please marry me"
It was an authentic man's voice, with some hoarseness in it, and the voice was trembling violently because it was too 'excited'. This made Hugo stunned, a little surprised, but more than that, he found it interesting.
In fact, for Hugo, the entire cultural atmosphere he was exposed to was mainly in the 21st century, and the acceptance of homosexuality was becoming more and more tolerant, including the legalization of homosexual marriage in many countries, and Hollywood was also recognized for "brokeback." Mouiik)" and other films entered the mainstream eye, and the director's concept of homosexuality gradually began to change slightly, and a British version of "Sherlock" became popular all over the world because of the relationship between Sherlock Holmes and Watson.
Therefore, Hugo is not panicked about this kind of man's confession, but more interesting, especially when the defendant confesses to himself, Hugo still feels a little incredible, after all, this kind of thing is not something that anyone can encounter. Prior to this, Hugo met Gary Scott, Earl Nate and other behind-the-scenes staff who came out publicly in the course of his work, and he did not make a fuss.
But when Hugo saw Michael's panicked face and the anger of the outside director, Hugo immediately realized: this was the early nineties, and this kind of accident happened on a radio program broadcast live in the United States, which was a very bad situation. Obviously, the man was able to get through the phone and bypass the operator and the director, and successfully entered the live broadcast, which was beyond the expectations of the entire program team.
Now it is useless to cut off the phone temporarily, and the words that come out are like spilled water, which is difficult to collect, so Hugo became the calmest person in the whole scene, and replied with a smile, "Although I can't fulfill your wish, because I have only one after all, if I promise you, I think the same wish will swarm me, and it will make me break the law." Hugo blurred the focus, he did not focus on the "man confession", but shifted the focus to "marriage", subtly lightened the atmosphere, "But I still have to thank you for your support for me, after all, it is not easy to propose, I can deeply feel your support." ”
Hugo's ridicule calmed down the panic inside and outside the recording room a little, and the director originally wanted to cut off the phone forcefully, but now Hugo's handling method is now more sensible, which also makes the director quiet for the time being, but still asked the operator to screen out the next listener on the call, and waited for the situation to be slightly wrong, and he switched the phone.
"But you've already accepted my confession to your face, so why don't you admit it now?" originally thought that the situation had entered Hugo's control, but the man suddenly said something that made everyone at the scene stunned: What is going on? Could it be that Hugo also likes men?
At this time, the director didn't care about switching the phone at all, and looked at Hugo stupidly, if shocking news broke out during the live broadcast on the radio today, then their program would be completely popular. At this time, the instantaneous listening rate of the program showed a straight rise, and the speed of the climb was almost visible to the naked eye, and in less than 30 seconds, the listening rate soared to 18 percent, which is really terrible
Hugo frowned slightly, not because of the other party's words, but because the voice was very familiar, and he always felt as if he should know this person, "So you mean, we have met, and besides, I know you?" Right? ”
"Yes, have you forgotten all about jì? It's really sad, but even if you don't remember, I still love you, I really love you. The man's voice began to 'agitate' again, and he couldn't contain his excitement, and shouted incoherently, "You're there. Seattle has never slept at night, and the table in it is really 'fine' and colorful, and it is completely the perfect companion in my heart."
Hugo really felt that this voice was familiar, but he couldn't remember it, his memory of 'sex' in this regard was really helpless, and he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Joseph who was standing outside. Obviously, Joseph's reaction was much faster, he had already identified who the person was calling, and while shouting "no problem, no problem" to the director, he looked for a pen and paper, and then wrote a few letters on the paper, picked it up and showed it to Hugo through the glass.
Hugo saw the words on the paper, frowned and thought about it, and matched the name with the face, which took a little time, and soon, Hugo suddenly remembered, "Earle, you are Earle, right?" When he finally remembered, Hugo burst out laughing and chuckled.
Michael, who had been sitting next to him for a while without speaking, finally found his voice, "So, Hugo, do you really know him?" ”
"Yes, I'm Earl Hugo, and it's so sad that you only remember me now." Earl Nate on the other end of the phone also deliberately made an aggrieved little 'girl' gesture, but unfortunately it was said by a rough man's voice that it was so inconsistent that people wanted to punch him in the face when they heard it
Hugo was even more relaxed now, and his smile bloomed widely, "Yes, I know him." Earl, Sleepless in Seattle, a colleague on the set who worked with me. Earl Nett, a camera assistant for "Sleepless in Seattle," said, "Earl, you shouldn't call in, reporters will say we're deliberately hyping it up." ”
Hugo's ridicule made Michael couldn't help it, so he laughed, if the crew really deliberately hyped it, then Earl would not use such a shocking way, after all, accepting the confession of homogeneity 'sex' is not the right way to promote a love movie, Hugo's ironic words are really unbearable.
"So, Earl, tell us what kind of person Hugo is." Michael took over the conversation, since he was an acquaintance, then what had just happened should be exposed as a prank, and he could have focused the interview on "Hugo under the screen", which is also in line with the topic of "Hugo's inconsistency" hyped by Uma not long ago. Just a split-second decision shows Michael's profound skills as a talk show host.
Earl laughed, he did deliberately want to scare Hugo just now, and now that it has been exposed, there is no need to continue the prank, he knows where the balance is, "Hugo is a very attractive man, to be precise, more attractive than the image seen on the big screen." ”
"Wow, there are a lot of listeners in front of the radio who are going to be 'excited' now." Michael's tone finally relaxed, Earl was willing to cooperate, which was really good news, which also meant that the show was back on track, "Can you talk to me about some details?" ”
"How long is your show?" Earl's astute reply made all the staff in and out of the radio studio laugh easily. "Actually, it's all very small details, and I prefer to keep it my personal secret, because everyone will have different feelings during contact with Hugo, but believe me, he is a guy who deserves everyone's love, although he hasn't called me for three months since he worked with Steven, I would never say that he played a big name."
Earl's wit made the atmosphere of the show go through the initial 'waves', and finally restored the original tone, and the "confession of 'sameness'" that originally made the entire program team feel like a great enemy, but it became the best magic weapon to attract listeners, causing all the listeners sitting in front of the radio to laugh.
"I still have a chance to ask questions, right?" Earl pulled the show back on track, "That's what I'm calling for, isn't it?" ”
"Of course, you have a problem, other than a marriage proposal." Michael also teased lightly.
"Actually, I'm asking, Hugo, are you really not planning to make an album? You are really a very 'good' singer. Earl put away his joke and asked seriously.
"Good ball" Michael's compliment blurted out.
The smile on Hugo's face couldn't help but bloom, "If I can release an album, it will be a stressful thing, but at the same time, I will also look forward to this happening." You know, even though I'm an actor by profession, singing is also my passion. "Hugo still didn't mention glory to death, which is the same reason that the band didn't attend the premiere, they don't want to rely on Hugo's fame to promote it now, but Hugo is the first time that he has spoken out about his musical dreams in public, which is also a huge improvement." It's not up to me to decide this kind of thing, though, so let's see how it plays out in the future. ”
"Thank you Earl from San Francisco, let's move on to the next call." Michael continued to fulfill his role as host.
Originally, he was scheduled to answer only five calls, but because of the popularity of the hotline, Michael had to answer ten calls, which extended Hugo's interview by half an hour. At the end of the show, Michael turns the question back to the album, "Hugo, what are your plans for work in the next period of time?" Is it looking for a new script, or is it looking for some breakthrough in music. ”
"I'll choose to rest first." Hugo smiled and said, "I just finished a few months of filming, and I'm very tired from the recent publicity work, so I'll give myself a vacation, and as for work, I'll talk about it later, I'm not in a hurry for the time being." ”
"I'm afraid a lot of people are going to be disappointed." Replacing the tens of thousands of listeners on the radio, Michael said, "Everyone has been expecting you to show off your musical talent, but there is always a lack of an opportunity to make direct contact, do you think that opportunity will come soon?" ”
"I think I should be ready before the opportunity comes, I don't want to release an album for the sake of it, it's an irresponsible act. If one day I can stand on the stage of music, I hope that it will be professional, not an actor, but only a musical Hugo. ”