"It's the same for everyone, everyone is brothers. "The horse's head greeted the horse's belly familiarly.

"Whoever is a brother to you, we are not the same breed. Ma belly said unceremoniously.

Ma Tou poured himself a glass of wine, "Yes, we are not of the same breed, but I am not for your good..."

He patted his belly, "Fill the horse's belly." ”

"Your uncle, don't think that I can't beat you and don't dare to touch you, tell you, I'll help Shopkeeper Yu now!"

The horse's belly pointed to the inn and said proudly at the horse's head.

"Yo, have you learned how to be a fox and a tiger?" the horse's head put down his glass and looked at the horse's belly.

This is a little familiar, and after thinking about it in my heart for a while, I feel that this is praising myself for being smart, so I smiled happily.

"I'll invite you for this meal. Ma Tou said haughtily, "But there is a favor, Brother Ma has to help." ”

"What's the matter, cleaning up the Lord of Thunder? I can't do that. The horse's belly hurriedly waved his hand.

The king of thunder and lightning is very powerful with lightning in one hand, and the horse's belly can't be provoked.

"No, the Lord of Thunder and Lightning is angry and has no place to spread his anger, how dare I find someone to provoke him. ”

"You didn't look at me, now you don't dare to go back, and hide in your Great Compassion Mountain. Ma said in the belly.

"That's right," said the horse's head, leaning closer to the horse's belly, "I heard you caught a horse-headed man today?"

"That's right, that grandson stole our food today, and we caught him. ”

The horse's belly looked at the horse's head, "What, he's your brother?"

"What you said, let me take it, and I won't answer it. He's my brother, but not your grandson. Ma Tou emphasized.

"I heard that you guys are actually growing vegetables with spiritual power here, so I sent him to take a look, and he really didn't mean to steal. Ma said in the belly.

"Don't worry, we know you didn't mean to steal. The pig god comforted him.

"Hey, the pig god understands me. The horse's head nodded.

"You just grab it. The pig god said again.

"your grandma. The mane on the back of the horse's head stood on end.

"No kidding, I'm just asking him to find out, nothing else. If it is true, we should put down the butcher's knife, change the evil and return to the right, release the horse to Nanshan, disarm and return to the field, and do some serious business. Ma Tou said.

"Yo, Ma Tou is still a cultural person. Seeing that the horse head said so many idioms, the horse belly and the pig god were in awe.

The skeleton also praised a few words, and said to the pig god: "Look at people, and then look at your pig head, you don't know a few big characters, and you are as stupid as a pig." ”

"I'm a pig!" said the pig god angrily, attracting sideways glances from the monsters next to him.

"If you're stupid later, don't fucking say you're like a pig. The pig god said to the skeleton.

"yes, you're a pig!" said the skeleton unceremoniously.

"You have to say it again!" the pig god pointed at him.

"You're stupid and you're a pig!" the skeleton didn't flinch, "Come on, who's afraid of whom!"

The pig god thought about it, it was rare to have a leisure, so forget it.

"I'm a pig. He withdrew his finger in a daze.

Ma Tou was surprised and asked Ma Belly: "This, this can't be the shopkeeper Yu, right?"

In addition, Ma Tou can't find anyone in the Great Compassion Mountain who makes the pig god jealous.

Without waiting for the horse's belly to answer, the horse's head arched his hand: "The shopkeeper Yu is really a jade tree in the wind, the instrument is lofty, heroic, and dignified." ”

Although not boasting about oneself, when this adjective is said to oneself.

The skeleton was flattered, and he couldn't imagine that he could get such high praise for a skeleton, "You're welcome, Ma Tou is really a cultural person." ”

"Let's go to the library to talk about it when we have time. Skeleton said.

got the evaluation of the cultural people, Ma Tou was also very satisfied, "Definitely, I didn't expect that there was a library in Dabei Mountain." ”

"Of course, the library building is behind the restaurant, and the horse head can go up with a few pennies. Skeleton said.

This group of cultural people is really endlessly touted.

The pig god interjected: "Didn't Shopkeeper Yu say that you don't need money to read books?"

He looked at the skeleton in confusion, and then at the horse's belly.

"Yes, you don't need money to read books. Ma belly nodded, "But you need to pay for the ticket to enter the building." ”

"Hey, this isn't taking off your pants and putting it down...", Pig Myth said halfway, turning his head to look at the skeleton, "Why did you go up to the library?"

"In addition to torturing you, Uncle Ben took some personal work, what, can't you?" the skeleton's eyes glowed green.

"Yes, yes. The pig god nodded hurriedly, "I wish you had more personal work." ”

"What do you put when you take off your pants?" asked Ma Belly, who wanted to know the answer behind the pig god, and then went to make a small report

The pig god ignored him.

The skeleton said, "I really took on other personal jobs, and I patrolled the fields in my spare time at night." ”

He looked at the horse's belly, "You kid is good enough, you actually brought a tigress to keep vigil, and you really didn't delay anything." ”

"Uh", he scratched the back of his head with a moment of embarrassment, "It's not for the sake of reproduction. ”

"What?" he asked the pig god again.

As a pig from the heart, the pig god ignored him.

He said to the horse's head, "Aren't you blinded by the king of thunder and lightning? The real shopkeeper, that is the wind jade tree, the instrument is lofty, heroic, and the appearance is ......"

He got stuck and asked the horse's head: "What's the matter, the meter is turning?"

"It's terrible to be dignified and uneducated. The skeleton said politely.

"Who invented this word, and what does his father's appearance have to do with dignification?" the pig god tried to hide his ignorance.

"Most of the words can be traced back to the sage who made the word, that is, the grandfather of the shopkeeper Yu. The horse's belly said, "By the way, what are you going to put it in?"

The pig god refused to take care of the horse's belly, and this guy always wanted to take him into the ditch.

"He's not the shopkeeper Yu, so I'll take back those words just now. Ma Tou hurriedly said.

"I've used these few, you can think of something else. The pig god said.

He finally learned a few words to compliment the rest of his life, and he was still waiting to praise the shopkeeper Yu for being comfortable and getting some benefits.

"Fuck you, uncle, I came up with it when I was worried. Ma Tou said.

"I believe you, you can come up with other words, you can use them when you think it's concerning. The pig god said.

"You don't have any culture if you dare to love a horse", the skeleton sighed, "I won't talk to you, don't lower my grade." ”

The despised horse head and the pig god were silent for a moment, and the pig god changed the topic: "It's good to rob, why do you have to be good?"

"I said this as if I had sold myself before. ”

Ma Tou drank a glass of wine, "If you do too many bad things, you can easily be struck by lightning, you see, we are not an example." ”

He pointed to himself, his mane curled, as if he were on an ion.

"So I thought about abandoning evil and turning to good, and I happened to hear that you have a kind of vegetable with spiritual energy here, so I sent someone to take a look, and if there is, we can help ship it out and sell it." Ma Tou said.

"You're afraid you won't be able to do this business. "Ma belly said, the rest of his life is not enough for his own inn.

Even if it is shipped out, it is much more convenient to go to the back door of the inn than to sell it to the horse team.

"Ah, do we have to go back to robbery?" the horse's head touched the horse's mane, and he was scared by the thunderbolt.

The pig god felt that this matter was not too absolute. He said, "When I see Shopkeeper Yu, I'll help you ask." ”

"But when did the King of Thunder and Lightning take charge of your robbery, although he is the lord of the city, he is not a family. The pig god said.

Yes, the King of Thunder and Lightning is the lord of Hanshan City.

But as the Minotaur said, he is just a puppet, and the four demon clans are still in power behind him. Therefore, the king of thunder and lightning does not pay attention to the affairs of the city on weekdays. He also likes to play with electric people, so he stays in the house all day long, and he doesn't go out of the city easily, let alone find a horse head and they are unlucky.

"Hey, don't mention it, the King of Thunder and Lightning, like you, has been removed from the position of city lord, and is looking for a place to vent his anger. Ma Tou said.

"Fuck off, what do you mean to be the same as me, I am still the pig god, the number one of the Great Compassion Mountain. The pig god said angrily.

"Really?" the skeleton and the horse's belly looked at him at the same time.

"Of course, I am still happy to take Mr. Yu's suggestion. The pig god said.

"What do you put when you take off your pants?" asked the horse, and the pig god said if he could still speak properly.

He turned his head and asked the horse's head, "How did the Lord of Thunder and Lightning get removed?"

"I heard that he engaged in evil and crooked ways, preaching all day long, saying that electricity is one electricity, and his body is as light as a swallow; electricity is two electricity, and the dragon is alive and vigorous; electricity is two electricity, and the meridians are activated; electricity is four electricity, which cures all diseases; and one electricity a day, he becomes a demon in a hundred years, and he becomes a god in a thousand years!" Ma Tou said.

He continued with a glass of wine: "Many people in Hanshan City now believe in him and have become his faithful believers, and they have sent their children to be electrified. The demon clans of Hanshan City felt that this guy had two hearts, and they were afraid that the tail would not be too big, so they withdrew him. ”

"Hey, the king of thunder and lightning used to only have a special fetish for electricity, but now this electric demon has been upgraded and has begun to generalize all beings. The pig god sighed.

"So, is it true that electricity is a piece of electricity?" asked Ma Belly, who cared more about this than anything else.

"Don't say it, my skin was charred and tender at first, but now I feel much lighter. Ma Tou said.

"You're drinking. The skeleton pointed out politely.