Chapter 1: You Are Sick
"Stinky old man, I hate you." Gu Feng roared, looking at the numbers displayed in the ATM without tears.
originally thought that after being admitted to college, he would live a happy life away from his unscrupulous father, but Gu Feng never thought that there was at least a five-figure deposit in his bank card, and now there was a pitiful piece left.
"What should I do?" Even if he thinks about it with his toes, Gu Feng knows that it must be a good thing done by his unscrupulous father, and the most important thing now is not to care about these, but how to make money.
He didn't have much cash with him, and the money in his wallet was less than two hundred yuan now.
Not to mention paying tuition, even if it is a meal, you can't eat a few meals.
"Make money, you have to make money right away." Gu Feng thought in his heart.
A sturdy man walked over with a bewitching girl in his arms. Gu Feng's eyes lit up, and finally made him think of a way to make money.
He hurried over and stopped the two.
"What's the matter?" The sturdy man said impatiently.
"Brother, you're sick." Gu Feng said very seriously.
"You're sick, get out of here." The sturdy man sneered and said disdainfully. At the same time, he straightened his chest muscles and looked strong.
"You are really sick, you lack kidney qi, impotence and premature ejaculation, I can cure it, as long as you give me 10,000 yuan." Gu Feng said very seriously, hoping that the other party could heal him.
His face was dark, and the sturdy man glanced at the little woman he was hugging, and he roared in a low voice: "I see that you are only impotent, your whole family is impotent, get rid of neuropathy." ”
After saying that, he hugged the woman in his arms, and the two went away.
Gu Feng was depressed, and he only collected 10,000 yuan for treatment, which is already a small amount, if he had made a move before, it would have been impossible without a hundred thousand.
"Depressed."
With a long sigh, Gu Feng continued to work hard.
"Beauty, you have irregular menstruation...... Gu Feng stopped a woman with heavy makeup and said with a smile.
"You're still having endocarditis, fuck off." The woman's expression turned cold and she scolded loudly.
"I'm a man, pure masters!" Gu Feng argued, saying that he would never get that kind of gynecological disease.
The woman looked Gu Feng up and down for a while, and then said contemptuously: "You believe in Brother Chun." ”
The archaic style is defeated.
failed again, Gu Feng's eyes were blank, and he never realized that it was so difficult to make money. In the past, people came to the door to beg for their own treatment, but now they beg others, and no one allows them to cure, why is the gap so big?
"There have been so many patients in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it until I lost it, if God gave me another chance, I must say to those patients, I will treat you, if you have to add a limit to the treatment fee, I hope it is 10,000 yuan." With this classic line changed in his mind, a sweet voice brought the ancient style back to reality.
"Hello, do you want to heal someone?"
Before Gu Feng could react, a burst of fresh body fragrance reached his nostrils, and he raised his eyebrows, and Gu Feng saw that this was a very beautiful girl, wearing a white dress, her skin was as smooth as snow, her facial features were exquisite, and there was no flaw at all.
Judging from her face, the girl was very healthy, and Gu Feng didn't know what she was doing when she asked herself to cure the disease or not?
However, since the other party asked him if he could cure the disease, Gu Feng naturally understood that the business was coming, and immediately nodded: "Of course, all kinds of incurable diseases can be cured." ”
Gu Feng packed a ticket, but he also knew in his heart that he would definitely not be able to cure all diseases at his current level, unless the old man at home.
However, for ordinary diseases, Gu Feng is fully confident that they can be cured.
"Okay, please help me treat him." Hearing the affirmative answer, the girl's eyes smiled like a crescent, and she pointed to the flattering young man beside her.
Gu Feng naturally saw a young man beside the girl, and when he heard the girl say this, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "What disease does he have?" ”
"I'm not sick, boy, don't talk nonsense, otherwise don't blame me for beating you."
"Needless to say, I can already see what's wrong with him." Gu Feng said lazily.
"What disease?"
A hint of curiosity flashed in the girl's eyes, she had just seen Gu Feng pulling people on the street and saying that she wanted to treat people. Originally, the girl wanted to use the ancient style to humiliate the young man who was always pestering her, so as to get rid of the other party's entanglement.
Now I'm really a little curious, this guy in front of me who is a little chattering can really see a doctor?
"Neuropathy." Gu Feng said casually.
The girl suddenly burst into laughter, and in an instant it was like a hundred flowers blooming.
And the young man's face was originally a little worried, but it turned into a pig's liver color, and at this time he didn't know that the other party was sarcastic about himself, so it was too stupid.
"How dare you say that about me."
The young man said angrily, and slapped Gu Feng directly in the face. In Baihai City, there are really few people who dare to say that he is a psychopath.
The girl was taken aback, she knew the details of the young man very well, and the black belt in karate was extremely strong. If this slap is really drawn, it may kill a person.
At this time, it was too late to stop it, the girl could only close her eyes, she couldn't bear to see the tragedy happening, but she regretted it in her heart, she shouldn't have involved this boy who was eating on the street.
"Bump."
A muffled snort came, and Gu Feng lightly withdrew his kicked legs, looking light and breezy.
"It seems that you are not only mentally ill, but also idiot, and you want to do something with me." Gu Feng glanced at the young man who was kicked unconscious by himself, and said casually.
The girl was stunned, she didn't expect such an outcome. This chattering young man was so strong, and he directly solved the other party with one kick. You know, it's a black belt in karate, but it's not an ordinary person.
"To have such a strong shield, you still need to be afraid of what those flies do, and fight one by one." Thinking of this, the girl's eyes lit up.
At this time, Gu Feng also looked at the girl.
"Beauty, it's over, it's time to pay." Gu Feng said lightly, there is a fat sheep in front of him, looking at the girl dressed in pure master handmade clothes, I know that this is definitely a rich and oily master, and he Gu Feng does not help people do things in vain.
"What's the pay?" The girl was thinking about her thoughts, and when she heard Gu Feng's words, she was stunned, why did she want to pay him.
Rolling his eyes, Gu Feng said impatiently: "I'm not stupid, you obviously want to get rid of that idiot, and now that I have done it for you, of course you have to pay me." ”
Gu Feng looked like he took it for granted, he felt that this was a deal, and as for the girl who disagreed, it was not within the scope of Gu Feng's consideration.
Hearing Gu Feng's words, the girl was stunned for a moment, what kind of logic is this, and she didn't ask him to do it.
But thinking of the plan in her heart, the girl didn't show any unusual looks, her smart eyes rolled, and the girl said with a smile: "What do you call it?" ”
"What do you want to do? I warn you, I don't sell my body. Hearing the girl's question, Gu Feng showed a vigilant look and said loudly.
Suddenly, all the passers-by looked over in surprise, looking at the girl full of disbelief, such a beautiful girl needs to find a man like this.
"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient." A man sighed with an awe-inspiring face, and then in the appreciative eyes of some people, he looked up to the sky again and sighed: "Why is that person not me, I can sell my body but not my art." ”
The crowd is overwhelmed!
The girl was stunned for a moment, then reacted, her face was flushed to the base of her neck, she glared at Gu Feng fiercely, and roared, "What are you talking nonsense? ”
"Don't you want my body? So what do you ask me for my name? Gu Feng's eyes widened, and he looked surprised.
The passers-by all rolled their eyes speechlessly, asking for a name just to get his body, this guy's logic is too awesome.
"Fart, I just want to ask you to be my bodyguard, I will be harassed by this kind of ** in the future, who wants you to sell yourself." The girl blushed and yelled, and at the same time pointed to the young man who was kicked to the ground by Gu Feng, and directly defined the other party as **.
"Bodyguard" Gu Feng's eyes flashed, and it seemed that this profession was not bad. The main thing is to make money, the girl in front of her is definitely a little rich woman, and she is still very sure of her own vision.
"My price is very high, and I still have to go to school, and I don't have time every day, so I can't protect you closely." Gu Feng said with a grin. To be a bodyguard for a beautiful woman, he naturally did not resist, but the temptation to go to college was even greater for Gu Feng.
He believed that he would eventually get the money, and naturally he didn't want to waste his college years in vain because of a small loss, which was the life he was looking forward to for twenty years.
"You go to college? In which school? ”
Hearing Gu Feng's words, the girl's expression was a little strange, and the god in front of her was like a liar, and it turned out to be a student, which made her feel ridiculous.
"Baihai University, I just got in, and I came out to earn tuition." There is nothing to hide, Gu Feng said truthfully.
The girl's expression became even more eccentric, and she asked again with certainty, "Are you sure you are a student at White Sea University?" ”
"Of course, is there anything wrong?" Gu Feng frowned, a student of Baihai University, there is nothing remarkable, and he still needs to pretend.
"Okay, I hired you as a bodyguard, and my duty is to take away a qiē** for me, 10,000 yuan a month, I can advance your salary for a month, and I don't need you to be by my side every day, as long as I call you to come over." The girl said quickly.
Seeing that Gu Feng still wanted to speak, the girl hurriedly added: "I am also a student of Baihai University. ”