"Eldest sister, I have already said this question to Guoan, I grew up in a small mountain village, and I am a black household, do you know about it? By the way, I can prove that I'm not a spy, you just need to make a phone call, when I came from the mountains, I came with a volunteer teacher, you can ask him to know if I'm a spy. Ye Fan suddenly remembered He Qing, He Qing accompanied her all the way from the place where birds don't, she was naturally able to prove whether she was a spy or not.

"You sue me for my number." Shen Ruoxi said suspiciously.

Ye Fan stood up and jumped forward, Shen Ruoxi stood up all of a sudden, and stepped back: "What are you doing?" ”

"I've been tied up like this by you, and I've sent you to make me a eunuch, what else can I do? My phone is in my pants pocket, you take it out and look at it yourself, I don't remember the number. Ye Fan said angrily.

"Don't come nonsense." Shen Ruoxi stepped forward tentatively, his hand slowly reached into Ye Fan's trouser pocket, grabbed a ** thing and went outside.

"Ah...... Caught the wrong one. Ye Fan shouted, this eldest sister, the trouser pocket that people are obviously talking about, do you have a thinking disorder? You have to find this trouser pocket, it doesn't matter if you look for this trouser pocket, big sister, can you figure out what it is before pulling it out?

You don't need a knife and want people to be eunuchs.

Ye Fan was almost caught crying by this woman, what kind of person? How can anyone be so bullied? If you want to touch it, just say it, don't bring this, this is not pulling a radish.

Shen Ruoxi's face was flushed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, this hooligan, why is that thing still hard, and it's so big, people still think it's a mobile phone.

Shame on the dead, although Shen Ruoxi seemed very open when he rode on Ye Fan just now, but it was just acting, and now he suddenly grabbed the man's thing, and he was suddenly ashamed and didn't know what to do.

"Who told you not to make it clear." Shen Ruoxi said angrily, and grabbed a potholed broken mobile phone from Ye Fan's other trouser pocket, which was heavy.

"Please, let me make it clear, did you do it on purpose?" Ye Fan felt that he was so wronged, he really wanted to throw himself into this woman's arms and cry, this woman was too unreasonable.

"What kind of broken phone is this? Why doesn't the screen light up? "Shen Ruoxi pressed here, pressed there, and didn't know how to do it.

Ye Fan was speechless: "The keypad is locked, and the lock can be used only when the lock is opened." ”

"How do you pick the lock?" Shen Ruoxi asked.

This woman didn't even know Nokia's most common way to unlock the lock, and Ye Fan almost collapsed: "Just press the top and bottom buttons on the left." ”

Shen Ruoxi pressed it and said, "Still no, Ye Fan, are you a mobile phone?" ”

"Of course it is, I can't use such a good mobile phone, and I'm still a university teacher, let go of me, I'll open it for you." Ye Fan jumped forward again, so frightened that Shen Ruoxi took another step back.

"What are you returning? Can I eat you like this? Ye Fan said angrily.

Shen Ruoxi looked at Ye Fan and felt that Ye Fan's lethality at this time was really not very good, so he stretched out his mobile phone to Ye Fan's eyes: "Take a look for yourself." ”

Damn, there was no power to shut down.

"There's no power, big sister." Ye Fan said helplessly.

"Then how can I be sure if you're talking nonsense?"

Shen Ruoxi's words almost made Ye Fan fall on his heels: "Sister, is it possible that you will tie me up like this?" ”

"yes, what should I do?" Shen Ruoxi muttered.

As soon as he finished speaking, bang, bang, bang, Shen Ruoxi's door rang, and someone was knocking.

Shen Ruoxi didn't expect someone to come at this time, so he hurriedly walked to the door and looked out from the cat's eye.

Seeing that it didn't matter, Shen Ruoxi ran back with his head in his hands: "Oh no, my mother is here, what should I do?" ”

Yes? Shen Ruoxi's mother? This old lady is really at the right time, and I am worried that this woman will not untie herself, and the savior will come.

"Untie it for me." Ye Fan whispered.

"But......" Shen Ruoxi hesitated.

"But what? Let your mother see it, I see how you explain it? Ye Fan said with a smile, the queen also has people who are afraid.

"Oh, what is my mother doing at this time?" Shen Ruoxi took a step forward and wanted to untie the rope for Ye Fan.

"Creek, creek, open the door quickly, what are you doing?" A woman's voice came from outside, and she knocked on the door again as she spoke.

"Here, Mom, wait a minute, I'll open it right away." Shen Ruoxi shouted, hurriedly untying Ye Fan's rope.

It's a pity that Shen Ruoxi was afraid that Ye Fan would break away just now, and he tied it too tightly, and it was all a dead button, and he couldn't untie it at all for a while.

"What should I do? I can't solve it, oops, I'm in a hurry. Shen Ruoxi was anxious to untie the rope, and even used his teeth, and the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't untie it.

"What to do? What to do? It's over. Shen Ruoxi muttered anxiously.

"Xiaoxi, what are you doing kid? Still not open? Shen Ruoxi's mother was waiting outside in a hurry.

"Open it now, open it now." Shen Ruoxi shouted, looked around anxiously, and then pushed Ye Fan: "Hurry up, go to that house, hide in the closet first." ”

"Eldest sister, how am I leaving?" Ye Fan asked.

"Jump, hurry, jump and go, please, big brother, help." Shen Ruoxi clasped his hands together and said pleadingly.

"Don't jump." Ye Fan's neck stalked, and he said again with righteousness.

"Okay Ye Fan, good Ye Fan, it's me who blames you, you spare me, let my mother see you like this, I don't know what to think, I'm dead, please, jump quickly, please." Shen Ruoxi was about to cry in a hurry.

"Kiss me." Ye Fan looked at Shen Ruoxi's sexy red lips and said.

Shen Ruoxi's face was furious: "What? ”

"If you don't kiss me, you won't go." Ye Fan said shamelessly, sample, now I have the final say.

Bang bang, and a few more knocks on the door: "Little Creek, what are you doing?" I'm angry if I don't open the door again. ”

Shen Ruoxi cried and looked at Ye Fan helplessly, took a deep breath, and touched Ye Fan's face like a fast chick pecking rice: "Okay?" If you don't jump again, I'll castrate you now. ”

Shen Ruoxi took the knife with anger on his face.

Ye Fan squatted down, like a toad, jumping up and down, jumping towards the room where Shen Ruoxi was holding the rope just now, and soon jumped into that room.

The room was very simple, a bed, plus a wardrobe, Shen Ruoxi followed, opened the wardrobe, and said to Ye Fan: "Come in quickly." ”

What's going on? Ye Fan looked depressedly at the inside of the wardrobe, and when he saw that there were several bras hanging inside.

With a whoosh, Ye Fan jumped in.

The cabinet door closed suddenly, and Shen Ruoxi then ran out of the room.

(Comrades work hard, a lot of recommendations, a lot of publicity, thank you)