Ximen Jin originally wanted to hide in the house quickly, today is too unlucky, it can be said that it is the most unlucky day since he was born to the present, Ye Fan may not know what feng shui has committed today, it is not suitable to go out, and he will be unlucky when he comes out.

But what he didn't expect was that on the way back, he would meet such three old acquaintances.

I poured a day's bad luck today, it can be said that most of it is related to these three guys, at noon because of these two Japanese countries, they were blackmailed by 2.5 million, and at night they wanted to seduce and seduce beautiful women, and they were beaten by the guy with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and they were about to become pigs' heads.

And now, all three of them fell to the ground, apparently fainting.

God opened his eyes, these three guys are good, if they meet them on the road, they can only hide and walk, but now, God actually let himself meet them who fainted to death, isn't God wanting to take revenge?

"Haha, Brother Steel Egg, the sky has eyes, the sky has eyes." Simon Kim was so excited that he even cried with excitement.

"Ah, Kim, what's wrong with you?" Gangdan was startled by Simon King, why is he still crying? Could it be that something is wrong with the beaten brain?

"Brother Steel Egg, I'm happy, God is trying to let me take revenge, Brother Steel Egg, what are you still doing in a daze? Let's fight. Ximen Kim touched a handful of tears, stepped forward and kicked at the three of them.

"Don't fight, little gold, don't fight." Steel Egg quickly screamed.

Ximen Jin was stunned: "What's wrong?" ”

"Shall I see if these three guys are dead first? You see they're all lying here motionless, they can't be killed, right? If they die, what if we beat them again and blame us? "Steel Egg didn't get beaten a lot today, his mind is quite clear, this scene is a bit weird, why is it that whoever is against his side, who is lying here? Something is wrong.

Ximen Jin was frightened by the dead man that the steel egg said, Mom, these three, can't they really be dead people?

"Brother Gangdan, hurry up and take a look, damn, aren't you so unlucky? Just wanted to go home, but met a dead person again? Simon Kim said scaredly.

"Let me see."

Steel Dan stepped forward, squatted down, stretched out his hand, tried it on the nose of the three of them, and touched it on his chest, with a solemn look.

Ximenjin's breathing became short, and he saw that the steel egg stopped: "Dead, dead? ”

"No, Xiaojin, these three are alive and well, it seems that they have fainted." Steel Egg stood up before he said.

"I'm cǎo, Brother Gangdan, then why are you so strict, since you are not a dead person, then it's easy to say, let's just fight to the death, we must get out of today's evil breath." Simon Kim stepped forward and kicked again.

"Don't fight, Kim, stop." The steel egg screamed again.

Ximen Jin was a little unhappy: "Brother Steel Egg, what's wrong?" Aren't you usually ruthless? How did you become more girly than a girl today, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, not like a man. ”

"No, Xiao Jin, don't you think this thing is a little weird?" Steel Egg analyzed, Steel Egg is usually rough, and likes to fight and kill, but today, in front of Xiao Jin, he feels that he has a lot of brains, so he wants to analyze it now, let Xiao Jin know why he didn't let him fight, Steel Egg feels that he has the temperament of a superior person.

"Weird?" Ximen Jin groaned: "It's a little abnormal, these three guys are all people who provoked us, why did they faint together?" ”

"yes, that's how weird it is, I think there's some conspiracy in it." Steel Egg analyzed.

"Conspiracy? What kind of conspiracy? Simon King asked.

"At present, with my IQ, I haven't thought it through, but there must be something wrong here, so I won't let you fight, you think, if we really fight, after we leave, that person will come and kill them for you, there are traces left by us, and he will give us a hand again, and tell the police what we have done, then we are not murderers?" Gangdan analyzed, a little complacent in his heart, damn, I'm too good at writing, I should write a web novel, I can think of such a complicated thing.

"What you said is not unreasonable, but now this opportunity is too rare, if I don't beat these bastards a few times, I can't get out of those two bad breaths in my heart." Ximen Kim looked at the three guys on the ground who couldn't fight, just like watching three bare-ass beauties on the bed couldn't get on, and he was really irritable.

"Hehe, Xiao Jin, whoever said that if you don't fight, you can't get angry." The steel egg monster said with a smile, he already had an idea in his heart, and this idea was too relieving.

"Huh? Brother Steel Egg, what do you have in mind, hurry up. Ximen Jin hurriedly asked, he couldn't help it now.

Gangdan smiled dirtyly: "Xiao Jin, do you have urine now?" ”

"Pee? Why do you ask this? "Simon Kim still doesn't understand.

"Hehe, you said that if we let all three of them drink our urine, wouldn't it be very relieving?" The Egg Monster laughed.

"Huh? Haha, Brother Gangdan, you can really do it, you can think of this kind of idea, high, high, really high, I have urine, and there is also enough for these three people to drink. When Simon King heard that it was such an idea, he was very happy, which was more relieving than beating these three.

"Of course, this is true, you steel egg brother and I have followed the boss since I was a child, what bad things haven't you done? The whole person is naturally the most powerful, Xiaojin, I also have a lot of urine here, in this way, let them drink yours first, let me drink mine later, after urinating, we will leave immediately, let them drink urine and don't know who is drinking, angry with them. Steel Egg laughed.

"Well, I'm going to pee on them." As he spoke, Simon Kim began to untie his pants.

"Wait." As he spoke, he had broken a branch, divided it into several pieces, and then pinched the mouths of the three people on the ground apart, so that they all bit a branch with their teeth, so that the mouths of the three of them could not be closed, and the urine could enter their mouths later.

"Wow, Brother Steel Egg, you really have you, in this way, I start with this guy who beat me, you start with that Japanese man, let's make them drink urine together." Ximen Jin said, he had already taken out the second child, and he also squatted on the ground, leaned the second child to Liu Feng's mouth and began to pee, he was afraid that his urine would be wasted, and he wanted to pour urine into the mouths of these three guys.

The steel egg over there also started, and when he saw Ximen Jin's appearance, he also unbuttoned his pants and squatted down: "Haha, Xiaojin, you're not bad, you're afraid of wasting it, by the way, Xiaojin, urinate a third, and then stop, if you accidentally finish urinating, others won't be able to catch it." ”

"I know, Brother Steelball." Ximen Jin peed carefully, watching the urine enter the mouth of the guy in front of him, and he was all over his face, and he was suddenly excited to death......

ps: It's been the last few days.,Ask for flowers.,Ask for flowers.,Ask for flowers.,I hope readers can smash a few more flowers for the star soul in their hands.,Thank you.。