The rest of his life was dumbfounded, and this still poisoned himself.

Yu Sheng thought like this, but his hand was not ambiguous, and after snapping his fingers, the ink shadow came out of the painting and cut off the poisoned snake head with a sword.

The snake breathed a sigh of relief and thanked for the rest of his life.

Yu Sheng waved his hand and said, "It's not easy for you to have nine heads left until now." ”

"What" The eight snake heads looked at Yu Sheng suspiciously, and without waiting for Yu Sheng to repeat it, another head appeared at the severed snake head in the blink of an eye.

"Young master, mighty, cutting off a head is so neat, good-looking. The snake head that came out did not forget to compliment the rest of his life.

"This" Yu Sheng was stunned again.

"Nine heads, maybe they will bite themselves in the fight that day. , Xiang Snake shook his head, "So our Xiangliu clan is born with the ability to grow up." ”

As for those who can't learn this ability, they have already been eliminated in the long years.

Well, knocked out by their own fangs.

"That", the rest of his life turned back and asked the yellow dog demon to add another dish to the snake, anyway, Tang He paid for it.

He asked Xiang Snake with great interest, "Do you have a partner now?"

Xiang Snake, who was feasting again, was stunned, and shook his head in front of him awkwardly, "No, no." ”

"Why are you too picky" As soon as Yu Sheng's voice fell, he immediately knew that he had asked the wrong thing.

"I like high. ”

"I like short stature. ”

The nine snake heads said what they liked about their other half, and three or four snake heads also emphasized, "I like women"

"But I like handsome, dashing, suave noblemen. The head with a seductive voice said.

The head of the snake said to Yu Sheng, "You now know why I don't have a other half."

Yu Sheng nodded, he knew that what Xiang Snake was looking for was a shemale and female.

"If you are so stubborn, I am afraid you will be alone for the rest of your life. Yu Sheng suggested, "Have you ever thought that if you like it differently, you will get rid of the low-level human tastes, but according to your own aesthetic requirements, according to feasibility, practicality, to find your other half"

Yu Sheng's suggestion was too tactful, and Xiang Snake didn't understand, "Childe, what do you mean by this?"

"I mean, that," Yu Sheng thought for a moment, "do you want to think about pigs or something?"

"What" The nine heads of the snake stood up in horror in an instant.

"There's a pig in my inn, beautiful as a flower, and plump, I think you might really think about it. Yu Sheng said.

In this way, a pig has nine heads, and it can grow again after cutting, which is the same as cutting leeks, which is simply profitable.

The thought of cutting a pig's head every day to eat will make me drool for the rest of my life.

"Shopkeeper Yu" Xiangsnake said very seriously, and his title has changed, "You can insult me, but you are not allowed to insult our Xiangliu family." ”

"Our Xiangliu clan has always been, you listen well, you will never like a pig," he said.

"Of course," he said, sitting down again, and said to the rest of his life, "if you know a good-looking little dragon, remember to introduce it to me." ”

"Yes, yes. The remaining eight heads spoke, "Whether it's a male or a female, it's fine." ”

The rest of his life should be accepted on the surface, but he made up his mind in his heart to go to Dabei Mountain later, and let the pig god introduce a beautiful female pig to serve the snake.

There is a good saying, the sow is racing, no, everything can't escape the law of true fragrance.

Xiang Snake was soon full of wine and food, and said contentedly, "It's really fragrant, I have to say, Shopkeeper Yu, the dishes in your inn are really fragrant." ”

"The young master's shot, of course, is extraordinary. ”

"And thou shalt not see whose son is standing before thee. ”

Eight heads began the routine touting.

"What are these dishes, you try the roast duck of the shopkeeper, that is called a taste. Tang He looked fascinated.

"Then I'll try the roast duck again," the snake moved, but his stomach was protesting that it was about to burst.

"Don't, don't, stay and taste it again. Tang He hurriedly said that he felt sorry for his money.

"Yes, you still have a treat. Said the snake.

"Hey, I" Tang He saw the snake and showed him his snake teeth, "Cheng, I'll invite you next time, but it's okay, only next time." ”

"Of course, a word counts. Said the snake.

"But"

Tang He was anxious, "What else do you want?"

"Don't worry, I'll let you go. "Xiang Snake let Tang He sit down, don't be surprised," the key is to take the yellow. ”

"Chenghuang" Tang He almost sat on the ground, "He also knows that the book of life and death is not on me"

He didn't know. Xiang Snake said, "Cheng Huang is busy running, I haven't seen him for a few days." ”

"That's fine, that's fine. Tang River let himself relax.

If the snake is gone, and then he comes to Chenghuang, his heart will support it, and his money bag will not be able to support it.

"However, you have the book of life and death in your hand, which Chenghuang told the impermanence, so it is very likely that it will take time to take revenge after being busy. ”

As soon as the snake's voice fell, Tang He fell to the ground with a "poof".

"Yes, let you do your own sin, now you can't live" The rest of his life gloated.

When Chenghuang came, he mediated, and his inn could be opened again.

This small broken inn is counting on the Tang River, which is called not open for a year, open for a year.

"No, when did Chenghuang come together with impermanence" Tang He rubbed his ass and sat up.

"You have been wronged, he didn't get together with impermanence at all, it was impermanence that came together with him. Said the snake.

"What do you mean" Yu Sheng and Tang He looked at each other, "Impermanence looks like a good yellow"

"It's not this", Xiang Snake waved his hand, telling them that impermanence was catching up with Chenghuang and wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible.

"It's all the fault of Cheng Huang's back. Said the snake.

Riding on the yellow back, the life span of any life will increase by two thousand years.

"This is the law, there is no reason to do it, no one can change it, and neither can the king of the Northern Wilderness. Xiang Liu said.

It just so happens that impermanence has recently built a netherworld to control the reincarnation of the world, so as to ensure the normal progress of reincarnation.

"The imperative of these impermanences is, of course, to get rid of the multiplication. Otherwise, so many people, monsters ride on the back of Chenghuang, and they will live for an extra 2,000 years, then their impermanence will not become unemployed wandering ghosts," Chenghuang said.

Yu Sheng nodded, this is the truth.

"Then, they caught Chenghuang" Tang He looked at the snake expectantly.

"Of course I did. Said the snake.

Tang He breathed a sigh of relief.

"But let it go again. The snake continued.

Tang He didn't mention it in one breath, and almost choked to death when he breathed air.

"If you say something quickly, you'll die" Tang He said angrily, "Those impermanences are too, why do you catch them and release them again?"

Xiang Snake looked at him, "Because he told them the whereabouts of the Book of Life and Death, the impermanence let Cheng Huang go once." ”

"I" Tang He didn't know what to say.

"Now although Cheng Huang doesn't know that the Book of Life and Death is no longer in your hands, he knows that the Book of Life and Death will not stay in your hands for long. Xiang Snake shook his head and said proudly, "So, you are ready to take Huang to settle accounts with you." ”

Tang He looked at the rest of his life again.

The rest of his life reassured him, "It's just right, I also want to meet Chenghuang." ”

When the time comes, persuade Chenghuang to collect two thousand yuan from Ye Gao, and let Ye Gao Gao and Huang ride on his back.

It's not too much to ask for an extra year to live consistently.

There are also Zhou Jiuzhang and Chu Sheng, Sister Feng just forget it, for the sake of sustainable development, she has to be excluded.

The more I thought about it for the rest of my life, the more I felt that this business could be done, and I couldn't wait to come to Chenghuang now.

"Old Don, why didn't you bully him a few more times in the first place, so that he could risk his life to come to you. Yu Sheng said with great regret.

There is a demon inn

There is a demon inn