Chapter 0370 Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian
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Guoguo ate quite hilariously, and when she saw Xu Yun staring at her, she smiled at Xu Yunwan'er: "Dad, why do you look at people so much, everyone who looks at them is embarrassed to eat." โ
"Okay, good, dad doesn't look at it, you eat slowly, eat more to grow your body." Xu Yun's nervous mood was instantly relieved, how could such a cute child have the ability to help others surge in strength? Impossible, absolutely impossible...... Even if he couldn't find any way to explain it, Xu Yun still firmly rejected the idea. It's a crazy idea.
Seeing that Xu Yun was so fond of Guoguo, Lao Dian was also quite envious, he had spent his whole life obsessed with cultivating his state of mind and studying medicine, and by the time he understood that he needed a woman to accompany him, he was already fifty or sixty years old, and he realized that it was late, and it was really late.
"Brother, there are so many women around you, don't let them down." The old man took a sip alone: "Oh, I'm late, I can't find my true love anywhere, it's late, one step late, it's a lifetime late." Brother, while you are young, hurry up, there are many women and don't be afraid, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, four, five, six, seven, one day in turn, if you can't do it, turn over the card, see which of them is lucky. โ
Xu Yun scolded with a smile: "Old man, you are really getting older and more improper." Don't tell me that you can't find a woman, as long as you want to find it, how many young and beautiful girls will stick it directly on you? Hahaha! Don't tell me that you don't lift it, even if you really don't lift it, at your level, just get a pair of medicine to eat, and you won't have to last three or five nights! โ
The old man couldn't help laughing, and scolded: "Get out of the calf, you don't lift it!" Lao Tzu should be strong when he is old, and the sword is not old! โ
"Then what are you afraid of, find someone to accompany you." Xu Yun continued: "Although you are not young anymore, it is all superficial, and your inner things are no worse than our young and strong youth. I'm sure I'll be looking for a pretty girl. โ
The old man cut his head: "Do you really think that a beautiful girl will really like a bad old man like me?" No matter how good Lao Tzu's kung fu is in bed, no one will know if he doesn't try, but who would want to try it with an old man? It must be for money or material things. I also know that if I pay for a Maserati, countless little girls will pounce on me, and I am afraid that I will not even have a chance to get up. But that's not called love, it's not called feelings, do you know what it's called? It's no different from going to piรกo, but you can only pay a high price for piรกo! Am I stupid? โ
Lao Toutou has always spoken very directly, and Xu Yun did not refute his words: "Hahaha, brother, you have been abroad for so long, and you still talk about love?" Won't the mind be so open-minded? โ
"Tut-tut, what are you talking about, of course I'm very conservative, let me tell you, do you think it's very open abroad? Come on, now the whole world knows that the girls in Huaxia are the most open! The old man snorted: "Do you know what is harmful?" It's because of ignorance, because of materialism, because of those turtles who broke out by relying on policy loopholes, and because of the corrupt officials who don't know how to play with a little power. โ
"So old, still so angry?" Xu Yun is also unaccustomed to many social phenomena in his heart, but he has learned to accept it, when he has the ability to change, he will take action, but he has no ability to change, he can only go with the flow.
The old man patted his chest disgustingly: "Don't talk about these uninteresting things." Or talk about your problem. Now these girls around you are different, I can see that they are the kind of people who can never leave you! Think about it with a pig brain, a few days ago you were a skin that was about to die, but they served you without regrets, every day when I gave you a silver needle to force out the blood accumulated in the body, they all wiped your body without complaint, bathed you, and changed your underwear, you know, everyone is a virgin, willing to serve you like this, but also to see your whole body naked, you say that if you die, what can you do? Then you kid is really a blessing for eight lifetimes! Don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing, if Lao Tzu is you, then it will definitely be all received! โ
Although these words were said in a high tone, his voice was very low, after all, eating at a table, Ruan Qingshuang and the four of them must be a little embarrassed to hear it. But in the end, he still didn't control it.
Ruan Qingshuang and Qin Wan'er looked up at the two of them, and Qiu Yan and Tang Jiu also put down the chopsticks in their hands and turned their gazes over.
Xu Yun was instantly killed by these four glances, but fortunately, the old man reacted quickly: "I'm talking about stocks, hehehe, a little stock I have abroad...... You eat, you continue to talk, our brothers still have to catch up on the old days! โ
The vignette passed quickly, and no one paid attention to the true meaning of Lao Toutou's sentence "all received", which was weird.
"Old man, you're here to teach me bad learning?" Xu Yun shook his head helplessly, take it all? It's not that he doesn't want to, it's just that he doesn't have that ability: "I think you're ready to make me a big official of Simon?" โ
Lao Dian disagreed: "Ximen official? You're far worse than others, okay! Wait for me to count the women around him, there are that Chen, Wu Yueniang, Li Jiao'er, Zhuo Di'er, Meng Yulou, Sun Xue'e, Pan Jinlian, Li Bei'er, these eight are all wives and concubines? And what Chunmei, Yingchun, Xiuchun, Lanxiang, Ruyier, and Huilian, Wang Liu'er, Ben Fourth Sister-in-law, Huiyuan, Mrs. Lin, Zhang Xichun, Li Guijie, Zheng Aiyue, Wu Yin'er......"
"Okay, okay, you said, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, and I really didn't want to be like a big official and leave a name for eternity." Xu Yun hurriedly waved his hand: "I have nothing to compare with him, he Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian has everything, we can't compare." โ
The old man smiled and said: "I said brother, what are you modest in front of me, you are the same as the Ximen officials, you are Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian everything, hahahaha!" โ
Xu Yunzhen was speechless: "I'm not a romantic person, don't splash dirty water on me!" โ
Lao Dian patted Xu Yun on the shoulder: "Of course I know that brother, you are not that kind of person, but you can't be sorry for a few girls?" โ
Xu Yun didn't talk about the topic of Lao Yi anymore, this old guy who was not ashamed became more and more energetic, if he was heard by Sister Shuang and them for a while, then he would not be a man here in the future, just forget about the dead.
"You don't need your old heart to do emotional things, you can give your heart to my heart for my physical problems." Xu Yun pulled the topic back: "Don't digress anymore, I can definitely deal with my emotional problems, but I really don't have the ability to deal with my physical problems, brother, I am a little pharmacist who knows a little bit in your eyes, if you don't help me, no one can help me." โ
The old man's head was bigger: "You said that you can't be considered a problem with this...... It's still a good thing...... But I can't say it for any reason. Let me think about it...... By the way, when did you start to feel your mental strength growing rapidly? โ
Xu Yun really has to think about this problem, when he left the Dragon Fury Special Combat Team, because there was no systematic training and meditation place, Xu Yun spent most of his time on breathing and calming his demons, and his strength could be said to have not changed at all.
If you want to talk about changes, that is, some time before he dealt with the red scorpion, he vaguely felt the loosening of the bottleneck of his state of mind, and it was also during that time that he broke through to the realm of super masters.
"If you think about it, when your strength grows, what changes have happened to your life, or what changes have occurred to the things you eat, or the environment, or who you have met." Little by little, the old man guided Xu Yun to reminisce.
Xu Yun's brain suddenly buzzed, and it went blank! At that time, his life did change, he met Ruan Qingshuang and Guoguo, what he ate was normal, but there were two people in his life, Ruan Qingshuang and Guoguo.
Could it be that his change is really due to the change in his living environment, or is it really possible that Xu Yun's terrible thoughts are real? Is there really a terrible secret hidden in Guoguo? Has the ability to make the mental strength of the people who are with her grow by leaps and bounds? But how can Qiu Yan explain why Qiu Yan has nothing to do with it?
Xu Yun didn't dare to say his bold conjecture, but he felt that it was necessary to check if there were any other differences between him and Qiu Yan: "Old man, don't drink, be sober, check what is the difference between my body and Qiu Yan's body at night." โ
"Do you still need me to check this?" Lao Yi was stunned for a moment: "Even if I get drunk, then I know that you are the leader, Qiu Yan is a girl, do you still need to check this?" โ
"I'm not talking about the physiological structure, but the difference in my state of mind in cultivation." Xu Yun said seriously: "I want to know if I have something different than her." โ
Lao shook his head: "If you want, I've been checking you for the past few days, you're normal...... Hey, did you say that Qiu Yan has any abnormal movements in his body that can make you quickly improve your strength? Wait, I've heard of this kind of thing between men and women who harmonize their strength and improve their strength together, but it takes two people to cross and circle each other, does it mean that the two of you have already rolled over the sheets? โ
The old man muttered to himself, "Bah...... Impossible, if my observation is correct, Qiu Yan must also be a virgin. "Lao Dian is still very confident in his ability to see people, and he can tell whether a woman is a virgin or not by her physical behavior without any discrimination.
"Don't guess with this, I'll let you check it, isn't it just a matter of numbers, is it so difficult? Why is it so hard for you to get here? Xu Yun said and snatched all the wine glasses for the old man, this old naughty boy was really unkind to drink, Xu Yun was afraid that he would be drunk.
Lao Yi was also childish, and snorted: "If Lao Tzu was troublesome, he would have long since ignored your life or death, you might be playing chess with Lord Yama now, and you are still pretending to be a big-tailed wolf in front of me, rubbing!" โ