Volume II: 1340 Laxatives and Rotten Eggs

"I'll try." After about a minute, the brother number said, "The password has been changed, and the pupil password has been replaced with your pupil." ”

Speaking of this, the elder brother changed to a very arrogant tone, "Blood Blade, you can handle this kind of pediatrics by yourself in the future." ”

"......" Chen Haoran looked at his mobile phone, and went crazy for a while, "What the hell, are you really pseudo-intelligent?" Not a person hiding behind? Or maybe you're just a crazy old man's man. ”

"I'm sorry to disappoint you." The sound of the brother's horn sounded again.

Chen Haoran frowned, he had long suspected this question in his heart, but now was not the time to investigate, there were less than fifteen minutes left before the explosion of the bloody hand stink bomb, he didn't want to make a stink.

Chen Haoran looked at Long Zaitian and Liu in a coma, originally left their lives to ask for the password, but now they don't need it.

What's special, who would have thought that the last protective gate of the dignified Long family would have such a low level of protection?

But it's understandable to think about it, the more this ancient family, the less trusting this high-tech is.

It is not easy for them to adopt a smart combination lock.

Glancing at Long Zaitian and Liu, Chen Haoran pulled out a blood-colored dagger and pierced Liu's Tianling Gai, "It's cheap for you." ”

As for Long Zaitian, Chen Haoran still wanted to keep him for interrogation.

The cobwebs reappeared, and he couldn't pretend he didn't see them.

At that moment, Chen Haoran carried the dragon in the sky and left the courtyard.

But when he left, he closed all the doors and lights.

When Chen Haoran returned to his brother's number, more than ten minutes had passed, "Hurry up, get out of here, at least leave for a mile, and then find an upwind."

"Okay." The brother replied and flew silently into the night sky.

It wasn't until after flying away that Chen Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, then took a backpack from the back seat, took out a set of training uniforms that were completely enclosed except for the head, and then took out a hood and goggles, and finally a gas mask.

What's more, mainly according to the description of the bloody hand, the stink bomb is too scary.

Even if you can bear it yourself and not be stunned, I'm afraid you'll have to vomit on the ground, right?

Compared with Chen Haoran's side, Ah Jiu and the three major mercenary groups who had already arrived at the designated place were all fully armed, and the whole person was wrapped up, without a single gap.

Originally, Longshan and they were a little reluctant, but when they saw the reaction of the three major mercenary groups, they had to be a lot more cautious, and they were wrapped up one by one.

"What's the situation? Why hasn't Brother Chen come back yet? Ah Jiu looked at the time and asked the lone wolf and the bloody hand through the walkie-talkie.

"When we retreated, there was a little accident, don't worry, the head is absolutely fine." Bloody Hand replied.

"But when are we going to act?" Ah Jiudao.

"Rush directly to the designated place, and after taking your seat, fifteen minutes later, the operation begins." Bloody Karate.

"Fifteen minutes?" Ah Jiu was very puzzled why he chose this time.

"Hehe, fifteen minutes, just miss the time period when the stink bomb is the most powerful, that time, hehe, we're just waiting for the harvest." The words of the bloody hand resounded in everyone's ears, and the entire bloody mercenary group laughed, even the earth king and the war king mercenary group.

But their laughter revealed all kinds of weirdness.

There is embarrassment, there is sympathy, there is pity, there is schadenfreude, and there is more excitement.

"The action has changed, the Diwang mercenary group will return directly to the fog capital, encircle and suppress the East Sichuan Club, Old Man Long, Cannon Shield, Lone Wolf, the three of you will follow me to the valley behind the Long family."

At this moment, Chen Haoran's voice suddenly sounded.

"What?" There was an exclamation on the intercom.

Chen Haoran had no choice but to repeat his words.

"Brother Chen, what's going on?" As the person who restarted the hidden vein, Ah Jiu has the most right to speak.

Others were also puzzled as to why the plan had changed so much.

"Because Long Duchang and Long Dunan have been killed by me." Chen Haoran.

"What?" Inside the walkie-talkie, there was an exclamation again.

Who are Long Duchang and Long Dunan?

There is no one who participates in this mission who does not know.

The only two SS-level masters left in the Long family, and they are also the masters of the two SS-level peaks, and they have been inherited by the Long family.

Such a character, placed in the outside world, can be called invincible.

But now, two such characters have been stupid.

Damn, how is this possible?

According to Bloody Hand and Gu Lang, it was less than an hour.

Of course, if a master makes a move, he will either be evenly matched and difficult to distinguish between the superior and inferior, or he will kill the enemy with one move and divide life and death.

But, by the way, it's too fast.

What's more, until now, the Long family has not moved at all.

What's special, is it possible that Long Duchang and Long Dunan stretched their necks and asked him to cut them?

"Is it because of laxatives?"

The insider thought of this possibility in an instant.

But then, they shook their heads.

That kind of laxative, at best, can only make A-level people lose their combat effectiveness, but compared to the S-class that has begun to surpass the limits of the human body, it has little effect.

As for the SS level, not to mention, at most the stomach is uncomfortable, just hold it up and pull a bubble.

If you want to make it incapacitated, you can't do it unless you let those two guys eat laxatives.

But if this is not the case, what is the reason?

They just couldn't think of it.

For a while, they all felt like they were troubled, and they wanted to ask, but they didn't open their mouths.

Because the timing is not right.

"You don't have to think about it, they eat dogs themselves, and I just picked them up. Others are ready to act. The lone wolf brought the old man dragon and the cannon shield over. Chen Haoran guessed what they were thinking, and explained casually.

But this sentence made everyone a little flashy.

"What the hell, really fake?"

In everyone's minds, such a thought instantly popped up.

You take a random spin and you come across two SS-class scrambles, and then you clean them up.

Damn, this is too shitty luck, right?

For a while, they thought of Chen Haoran's nickname and the outside world's evaluation of him.

Chan scourge!

A broom star with a leg of luck to Lady Luck.

Damn, this is more than just a leg!

It's all, a lot of legs.

Even they wondered in their hearts, Chen Haoran went to the back valley and faced off against Long Fangqi, what the hell, would that thing be a heel and fall to his death!

Damn, it's not impossible!

Compared with ordinary mercenaries, Ah Jiu's face was a little ugly.

Shame on you!

Although they have regarded the descendants of the Long family as enemies of life and death, they would rather fight bloodily and pay a heavy price to win.

I don't want to, it's the current situation.

Damn, it's so humiliating.

Lost to grandma's house.

Although they think a little biased, whether they lie or not, their final feelings are still similar.

No, Long Shan and Cannon Shield grinned and said to the lone wolf: "Let's go!" Let's go and put that scourge on the ground. ”

"Let's go."

The three SS levels are together in themselves, they were originally planned to block Long Duchang and Long Dunan, so they were in a single wave, but now it is also easy to do, just go directly to the back valley.

Just when the three of Longshan, Cannon Shield, and Lone Wolf rushed to the valley behind, the laxatives and ecstasy that had been under the Long family for more than an hour finally began to work.

First of all, some people with weak physique, after drinking water or taking a bath, squatted in the bathroom and poured out thousands of miles.

At first, they thought they had eaten something bad.

But then, people who are physically strong also start to drill into the toilet.

Originally, there was nothing either.

But it's special, if you release it together, it hurts.

There are two or three in the better family, and on average, there is barely one per person.

But some families have a lot of people!

On average, there are two or three people before there is a bathroom.

Well, it's hilarious.

As soon as the person in front entered, there was a knock on the door in the back.

But it's special, if it's just that, forget it, it's a big deal, everyone takes turns.

This time, however, it was a powerful laxative.

The people who squat in it are like a waterfall when they pull it up, and they can't stop it at all, so what should I do?

If you are smart, you will rush directly to the yard, find a corner, and start to make a fuss.

But if you react slowly, you will stand directly outside the toilet and start to make a noise.

Hey, that smell, you can imagine.

However, this is just the beginning.

Chen Haoran, the one, also closed the sewer valve.

At this point, it's all when I wash and sleep, but the Long family also likes to take a bath.

The water consumption is extremely high.

Coupled with the sharp flushing of the toilet, the sewer will be full.

Imagine it.

Well, don't think about it, it's disgusting.

At this time, the mercenaries who were lying outside, using binoculars, to observe the Long Family Manor, couldn't hold back one by one.

"Hehe, the star lord is really fucked up as always!"

"Haha, who says it's not! This dragon family, who is not good to provoke, has to provoke the star lord. ”

"Silence for them."

"But hehe, did you see it just now, big white skin."

"Phew, where's the festival? This is Lao Jiu's family. ”

"It's like you don't seem to be what you seem."

"I took one look and turned away."

"Phew! I don't know you yet? Damn, when I see a man, I have a dog's eye! “

These are all from the War King Mercenary Group, and they call Chen Haoran Star Lord.

……

"Brother Chen, did you lose so much before?" Ah Kun and Xiao Cui, who were following the bloody hand, asked incredulously.

"Ahem, I don't know about this, I haven't been with me for long." Bloody Hand laughed twice, "However, I feel inexplicable, the head is very kind, and he is the same kind of person as me." ”

"......" The corners of Ah Kun's mouth twitched.

Xiao Cui rolled her eyes directly, "I know." ”

……

Compared with them, Long Cheng, who was with Ah Jiu, was also full of eccentricity.

And Long Xiaoling's little face was slightly red, and she kept babbling.

They can be regarded as having gained knowledge today.

Although Chen Haoran has already said the action plan, he can imagine it, but now this scene is really shocking!

……

At this moment, the voice of the bloody hand suddenly sounded, "Everyone check the gas masks, there is still a minute." ”

Hearing this, the people of the Bloody Hand Mercenary Group and the War King Mercenary Group did not dare to slack off in the slightest.

Seeing this, Long Cheng and the others hurriedly followed to check it.

“10.”

“9.”

……

“3.”

“2。”

“1.”

Rumble......

With the countdown of the bloody hand, and the roar in the Long Family Manor not far in front of him, inside the realization of everyone, the brightly lit Long Family Manor suddenly bloomed with green smoke, and then quickly spread around.

After comprehending this Green Smoke War King Mercenary Group, his scalp was numb and he instinctively covered his nose, while the Bloody Hand Mercenary Group was full of excitement.

As for Ah Jiu and Long Cheng, they were full of expectations.

But they were excited about it, but the people in the Long Family Manor were crazy.

That's right, it's crazy.