The words of the people in the royal family are the most untrustworthy, and they would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than believe in the broken mouth of the people in the royal family!

This is a wise saying.

I only heard the emperor smile and said: "That's it, with me here, everyone is afraid that it will be unhappy, okay, I'll drink two glasses and leave, don't be this unwelcome uninvited guest." ”

As he spoke, he sighed and said, "Back then, a brother in the trenches was so strange to me...... Hey, that's embarrassing......"

He pointed to someone in the crowd and scolded with a smile: "Meng Lao Wu, you ****** hide behind, back then, it was you kid who had a tent with me, and you couldn't run in the middle of the night, and when you came to Lao Tzu's bed, you did a thing about the crotch of your pants......, did you forget? Now that I see that Lao Tzu doesn't take the initiative to speak, I see that your bald head is even more wilted than below......"

Meng Lao Wu was a burly bald general, with scars on his face, touching his head and muttering, "Your Majesty, why do you still have the face to say...... If you hadn't given me laxatives, I would have pulled it in my pants and made you see everything......"

As soon as the word came out, the hall burst into laughter!

His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help but laugh and said, "And you...... And you, Han Laosan, Song Laoqi, Bai Xiaojiu, you ...... You bastards bastards, you said that everyone would go fishing together to improve your life, but I stripped naked and jumped into the water, but you held my clothes and fled in the blink of an eye, and I dared to go back to the camp in the dead of night with my bare buttocks and crotch in the dust, but as soon as I arrived at the camp gate, you immoral ones lit all the torches and made a big noise, exposing me naked to the lights, lest others not know that there was a good show...... It's so ugly! You're all pretending not to know each other at the moment?"

He glared at him and pretended to be angry: "You people who forget their feelings and don't remember the good old things!"

His Majesty the Emperor told a series of past events, and the atmosphere in the field became lively again in an instant.

A few people gossiped: "Your Majesty, you can't blame us that time...... Why do you just talk about your ugliness, in such a desolate place in Mobei, it is very rare to usually want to beat a female rabbit, but you gave our brother a few aphrodisiacs...... It caused each of us to soak in the cold water all night, and our return was very polite......"

The emperor laughed: "A bunch of shameless lazy people, ******, I even dared to pick up my pants back then, and now I'm afraid of having a glass of wine with Lao Tzu, one by one, I really don't have a fucking seed?"

His Majesty the Emperor scolded and scolded like this, but instead made this group of generals recall the hidden memories of the past one by one, and a warm feeling arose spontaneously, and they shouted one by one: "Who is afraid of you, come!

If this sentence had been said before, how could it have been said: You have a seed and you will dry this glass of wine! Whoever doesn't do it doesn't have a seed!

However, now the words "you have a seed" and "who hasn't planted" are also really afraid to say it.

"Just do a jar! Where is one cup enough!" The emperor was arrogant and held up an altar: "I can't drink you to death, I have to drink and vomit you!"

"Slowly, slowly...... 陛xià. Meng Guangtou Lao Wu drilled over: "For safety, I have to check first, you can't do it here, it's actually water, who doesn't know who, you are always playing tricks when you drink, we are coarse, but we are not fools, there are two things that are deceived, but you have to have a memory, not ......"

Everyone laughed when they heard this, and shouted in unison: "Well said, it makes sense, hurry up, check, check!"

Meng Lao Wuyi checked and found that it was really water, and he was shocked: "I said Your Majesty, how many years have you not changed this habit, I really convinced you......",

His Majesty the Emperor touched his nose and was speechless: "You bastard, dare to be ugly in public, you remember Lao Tzu ......"

"Punish the wine! Punish the wine! It's really too much, hahaha......" The generals finally began to coax together without any scruples.

Behind His Majesty the Emperor, followed by an old eunuch with a white face and beard, who was already holding his stomach and laughing breathlessly, trembling and intermittently saying: "Ouch, Hey Your Majesty, it's really fun here, listening to you, the slaves can't laugh anymore...... Immediately climaxed......"

The emperors and generals who were gathering in a crowd suddenly heard such an earth-shattering sentence, and immediately turned their faces silently to stare at the old eunuch, with strange eyes. After a long time, His Majesty the Emperor said in shock: "You...... Climaxed?"

The eunuch was still wiping tears from laughter, and he was overjoyed: "Yes, yes...... Isn't the minion going to orgasm......"

"Poof!"

The emperor's majesty just squirted out a mouthful of wine in his mouth, laughing, and all the generals were stunned, but they all rubbed their stomachs, patted their thighs, and laughed earth-shatteringly.

A eunuch...... I actually said that I had an orgasm......

What a talent!

Do you have anything else down there?

However, it was because of this little episode that the previous awkward atmosphere of restraint finally disappeared completely, and His Majesty the Emperor really blended into this group of generals wholeheartedly, shouting five and six, and even began to rub his hands, roll up his sleeves, and drink and tease the bored ones with his old acquaintances one by one.

Only Ye Xiao keenly observed one thing, and when His Majesty the Emperor rolled up his sleeves, he gently patted the old eunuch's shoulder, as if intentionally or unintentionally.

Seems to be apologies? Seems to be ...... What the?

There was appreciation in Ye Xiao's eyes.

This emperor was really beyond his expectations.

But no matter what the purpose was, the shoulder of the eunuch that His Majesty the Emperor patted made Ye Xiao impressed. In short, seeing it today, Ye Xiao still had a lot of good feelings about what this emperor did to him.

Originally, this emperor's majesty, trapped his cheap father for twenty years with a promise back then, and there was such a prince son, and it was almost certain that the relationship between the two sides would be difficult to get along, but after today, ......

As an emperor who dominates the world, he can still remember the robe of the year, and he can still put down his body so much, laughing and scolding with his fellow generals at the beginning, although this is at the send-off banquet, it is not without the suspicion of buying people's hearts, but it is also quite not easy, which is commendable!

In addition, Ye Xiao could also feel that when His Majesty the Emperor spoke like that, he was still very sincere, at least for the time being, he didn't put himself in the position of an emperor!

Also, the eunuch said that unexpected "joke", which was clearly to open the atmosphere for the last step - who can accompany the emperor by his side, who is really a fool?

Judging from the age of that old eunuch, when he is a close person of the emperor, he has great authority in his hands, even if he considers himself a slave, but in addition to the emperor himself, even if he is a queen or a prince, he may not dare to treat him as a slave!

But such a person would rather sacrifice his dignity to open up this situation for the emperor.

And the last time the emperor patted him on the shoulder, it also made Ye Xiao feel that this emperor was still a good person.

That shot, at the very least, is also comforting, and at the same time, it is not stingy with praise!

Seeing that the emperor was like a fish in water in a group of generals, and instantly made a mess, Ye Xiao finally understood, why a generation of war gods like King Huayang would be willing to serve him!

Why is his cheap daddy Ye Nantian so shocking and powerful, and he is willing to make a promise to him for twenty years!

An emperor can do what he is now.

Even if it's contrived, acting, it's enough!

The personal charm of the emperor is enough to conquer a qiē.

There are definitely merits!

Thinking of the prince and several princes, intriguing and fighting, I can't help but feel a feeling in my heart: Tiger father and dog, but that's it.

"Ye Xiao! Ye Xiao!" The emperor was shouting: "Little rabbit cub, you kid get over here! Your father is not here, now your kid has dried this jar of wine for him, Lao Tzu wants to appreciate and appreciate the wine-brewed meatballs today......"

Meng Lao Wu on the side stroked his bald head and asked in surprise: "Your Majesty, that Ye boy drinks when he drinks, at most he is drunk to the point of vomiting, what does it have to do with that wine-brewed ball?"

His Majesty the Emperor laughed: "Don't you know that Ye Xiao has a nickname called 'Night Supper', a night snack soaked in wine, what ......is it if it is not wine-brewed balls?"

Meng Lao Wu seemed to ponder for a moment, "Even if that's the case, it's not right, supper is not a Lantern Festival, and no matter how you soak it, it's not wine-brewed meatballs!"

His Majesty the Emperor was also stunned when he heard this, and then said: "I said that the supper that night was the Lantern Festival, what's the matter, it's okay! It's not a ball, it has to be a ball!"

Meng Lao Wu chicks nodded like pecking rice, with a contrived flattery: "You are the emperor, Chrysostom Yuyan, what you say is naturally what you say......"

There was a boos all around, and there was a commotion, and suddenly there was a big fight, one after another, and there was an endless stream!

The five generals of the Zhenbei Army all have a kind of 'honor' on their faces!

Even though our general is not here at this time, His Majesty still hasn't forgotten him! No matter when, he will never forget him!

Ye Xiao agreed with a wry smile on his face, damn it, Lao Tzu's nickname for supper is not only famous, but today there is one more "ball" to say, it's really damn unlucky! But at this moment, it seems that it can't be done, so I have to pinch my nose and drink the jar of wine that represents my father's favor.

The many civil and military officials in the side halls on both sides watched the emperor messing around here, and a complicated look appeared in everyone's eyes.

When the emperor was still a prince, he once hid his identity and secretly entered the army, which everyone knows.

But he never imagined that His Majesty the Emperor would attach so much importance to these generals......