224 teasing

"Yes, the rings around the necks of all the Longnecks are made of gold!" Daddy Lei Luo said.

"Damn, the gold around these people's necks weighs a few pounds, right? They're all rich women! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

A moment later, Katyusa, the patriarch of the Long-necked clan, arrived, her neck was longer, more than a foot long, surrounded by yellow rings, thick lips, and small eyes. **The upper body, the lower body is surrounded by animal skins, and there are a few yellow circles on the bare feet.

Seeing the appearance of the patriarch of the long-necked clan, Katyusa, Jiang Fan and Huang Fu almost vomited, damn it! It looks like an ostrich. With such a long neck, the body is emaciated, it should not be big, it shouldn't be big, faint!

Katyusa's eyes immediately lit up when he saw Jiang Fan and Huang Fu, and he looked at them in a daze, "Oh, beautiful man, I like you, you guys go to sleep in my room tonight!" ”

Jiang Fan and Huang Fu almost didn't vomit, and hurriedly shook their heads and said, "Oh, we won't go, let's invite a few of them if we want to go!" ”

Jiang Fan and Huang Fu pointed at Sun Haijian and Zhang Zhongjie at the same time, Sun Haijian and Zhang Zhongjie almost died of anger, isn't this fatal! We don't want this kind of goods for nothing!

"Hehe, Katyusa, you really have an eye, these two guys are the most handsome we have here!" Sun Haijian said with a smile.

No way! Old man Sun is yin enough! Jiang Fan and Huang Fu immediately panicked, Huang Fu smiled and said: "Jiang is old and spicy, don't look at a few of them old, but they are experienced and have a lot of tricks, you are satisfied!" ”

Sun Haijian's nose was almost crooked, this kid is really good at nonsense, isn't this letting a few old guys suffer!

"Oh, I don't like them old guys, I like you two who are strong and strong, that is the only way to taste, you can sleep with me tonight!" Katyusa said in stiff Chinese Chinese, slowly walked to Jiang Fan and Huang Fu, and stretched out his palm.

Jiang Fan and Huang Fu stepped back in fright, "What is this for?" Jiang Fan was surprised, he didn't know what this ostrich was going to do!

"It's for you to kiss his hand and give him consent!" Relo explained.

Damn, my hands are uglier than chicken feet, disgusting to death! Jiang Fan and Huang Fu's heads shook like rattles, "Ouch, my stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet!" Jiang Fan hurriedly made an excuse.

Katyusa pointed to the tree and said, "The toilet is on the tree, you go!" ”

Hearing this, Jiang Fan almost didn't faint, damn it! The toilet of the long-necked is in the tree! When I looked up at the tree, I saw that there were two wooden planks on the tree, could this be the toilet? When Jiang Fan was puzzled, Daddy Lei Luo spoke: "Don't look at it, those two planks are toilets, and the long-necked people urinate on the trees!" ”

Climb up the tree and stay in the tree better than face the ostrich! Later, Huang Fu also found an excuse to go to the toilet and went up the tree.

"Xiaofu, why did you come up too?" Jiang Fan looked at the people under the tree, and Katyusa was looking at them!

"Hey, Brother Fan, I'm hiding from this long-necked woman like you!" Huang Fu sighed.

"It's not a way to hide in the tree, and she still wants us to sleep with her when we get off the tree." Jiang Fan said.

"Brother Fan, I have a way, when I get to her house, you can use Maoshan to point her acupoint, just point her acupoint, and we can sleep in peace!" Huang Fudao.

"Yes, that's a way too, let's go down!" Jiang Fan nodded.

The two of them came down from the tree and said, "Let's go, let's go to sleep!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Giggles, what are you anxious about, it's not dark yet! First go to the house to eat roasted whole sheep, and when you are full, you will sleep with me. Katyusa said with a smile.

Jiang Fan and Huang Fu immediately put their minds at ease, and everyone climbed into the wooden house on the tree with Katyusa, who asked for a whole sheep and fruit wine.

Along the way, everyone felt hungry, and the seven of them ate a roasted whole sheep and drank a large jar of fruit wine. At this time, it was getting dark, and Katyusa pointed to Sun Haijian, Professor Zhang Wen, Li Shiben and others: "Sisters, these guests will sleep with you!" ”

Then he turned around and took Jiang Fan and Huang Fu's hands into the room, and as soon as he stepped into the room, Jiang Fan immediately stretched out his white index finger and quickly tapped Katyusa's ribs. Katyusa felt a tingling in his ribs and immediately collapsed on the floor.

"Holy! This woman is sick to death, and she still wants us to sleep with her! Huang Fu kicked Katyusa on the ground.

"Let her sleep on the floor tonight, and we'll sleep in the bed, hehe!" Jiang Fan smiled evilly.

The two fell asleep on the bed, and it was not until the next morning that the long-necked people knocked on the door, and Jiang Fan and Huang Fu got up.

"Patriarch Katyusa! How did you sleep on the ground? The clansman asked.

"Oh, your patriarch was tired of playing last night, she wants to rest, don't disturb her!" Jiang Fan said.

After getting off the tree, I met Sun Haijian, Zhang Zhongjie, Li Shiben and others, "Did you sleep well last night?" Jiang Fan smiled.

"Hey, don't mention it, I haven't slept all night after being harassed!" Sun Haijian rubbed his eyes and said tiredly.

"Why didn't you see that Katyusa patriarch come out?" Lei Luo asked.

"She's still sleeping!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Wow, you two are too powerful, you just can't afford her!" Lei Luo was surprised.

"Hehe, how can we sleep with her, just let her rest for a night." Jiang Fan said.

"Since she is still resting, let's go, we will go to the Kree Desert as we go, we must hurry up and try to enter the Kree Desert before dark." Lei Luo Dao.

The long-necked people sent everyone out of the clan, and everyone continued to move forward, talking and laughing along the way, but it was also lively.

After walking for more than three hours, they suddenly heard the sound of horses' hooves behind them, and everyone looked back to see that it was a long-necked clansman.

"Oh no, the long-necked people are chasing after you!" Huang Fudao.

"Don't be afraid, it's not just dozens of people, we can't send it away!" Jiang Fan said disdainfully.

"Stop! Stop you all! The voice of the patriarch Katyusa was heard.

In a moment the horses caught up and surrounded the crowd, and Katyuza looked very ugly, "You guys are so bad! It was an insult to me to let me sleep on the floor all night last night! You two must kneel down for me to make amends! ”

"Hmph, you is too boring, didn't we treat you badly, didn't we just let you sleep all night? How can I insult you! Jiang Fan said unhappily.

"It's a great insult to me that you didn't sleep with me!" Katyusa huffed.

"Hehe, we slept with you!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Hmph, I don't know what you did to make me sleep on the floor, and we didn't sleep together at all. Hurry up and kneel down for me, go back with me, serve me well tonight, and let you go tomorrow!" Katyusa shouted.