Chapter 836: Iron Relationship

Lin Haoxuan nodded solemnly, and said lightly: "That's right, delay, even if you finish it early, but when the leader asks, just say that the information and data are being supplemented, so it seems that the report is difficult, and it can't be completed in an instant, and the leader will feel that you are working hard, so you won't be pressed."

It has been delayed until the report is in a hurry to use, the leader considers the time problem, and will not be too serious about reading the materials, and you can take out the use of the report if you revise it slightly, of course, you also have to make a few obvious sentences and typos.

This is convenient for the leader to give instructions after the last, and it is also convenient for you to modify. ”

Lin Haoxuan's words fell, and Han Chuyu was dumbfounded.

Although she is smart enough, she still has no experience in these things that can't be put on the table, so Lin Haoxuan still feels the Arabian Nights, and Old Man Han showed a kind smile and sighed softly: "Lin Haoxuan, my class is taught by you." ”

The people who can participate in the Chaodu Party School are all high-ranking officials and dignitaries from various provinces and cities, and all of them are masters with eyes above the top, so Lin Haoxuan hurriedly laughed bitterly, waved his hand and said: "The old man laughed at me, these messy things can only fool the officials, how can I deal with the people in the Chaodu Party School?" ”

Old Man Han laughed heartily, and said with a little regret: "Lin Haoxuan, if you are in politics, you will be an upstart in officialdom in less than five years." ”

Lin Haoxuan's face was calm, and he said calmly: "The officialdom is too tired, just dealing with various relationships is enough to be dizzy, or it is better to be happy." ”

Old Man Han also felt the same way, and after nodding, he fell silent.

Thirty minutes later, the Hongqi sedan drove into the Chaodu Party School.

Mr. Han was invited to give a speech for 45 minutes on the situation, which is nothing more than to focus on fighting corruption and advocating clean government, asking all high-ranking officials to clean themselves and love themselves, and never embark on the road of no return to taking bribes.

I get bored after listening to it too much, but today because it is Mr. Han who is speaking, such a large number of people are enough to make the participants panic, so when Mr. Han stepped into the discussion room, dozens of provincial and municipal dignitaries clapped their hands, in addition to the suspicion of flattering Mr. Han, there was also a sense of respect.

Old Man Han nodded, sat down generously and decently in the main seat, and raised his hand to invest in the aristocratic temperament of a famous family that naturally flowed out, this temperament, if he was not born in an extremely prominent hereditary noble family, after countless years of accumulation, how could it be precipitated?

Han Chuyu went upstairs to attend the basic class, and Lin Haoxuan originally wanted to wait in the car, but was pulled in by Old Man Han, the host didn't understand Lin Haoxuan's identity, but when he saw that he was led by Old Han, he didn't say anything, Lin Haoxuan found a stool to sit on the side of Old Man Han, like a secretary of record.

Old man Han quoted the classics to speak, and Lin Haoxuan took the opportunity to secretly glance at the names on the table, and sure enough, they were all high-ranking officials and dignitaries from various provinces and cities, either the secretary of the provincial party committee or the governor, not even a deputy, turning to half a circle, his gaze stopped, and fell on the name of the acting secretary of the Henan Provincial Party Committee, Hua Qinglin.

It was a middle-aged man of nearly fifty years old, wide and fat, but with his own majesty, his eyes were also flashing with heat, and although his hand hair had been carefully shaved, it could not hide his hormones and energy, and he knew that he was an ambitious man.

Lin Haoxuan especially likes ambitious officials, which means that he has the opportunity to get close.

What's more, it is the acting secretary of the Henan Provincial Party Committee, the acting secretary and the secretary seem to be not far apart, but the essence is very different, Hua Qinglin came to the party school this time to study and reform, presumably after going back, there will be a chance to remove the word "generation", of course, if you add some political achievements, the opportunity will become greater, and the speed will be faster.

Master Han was talking about it, when suddenly a secretary walked straight in, his face was extremely solemn and completely ignored everyone's eyes, leaned over and whispered a few words in Old Man Han's ear, Old Man Han's face changed greatly, and then he stood up and said: "Everyone, Han Mou has to leave in advance, I'm really sorry!" ”

Everyone is a person who has been rolling in officialdom for many years, and naturally knows that a major change in the road will make Han Lao pause, and the people who can let him leave in the middle of the game, except for the old men of the Political Bureau of the Chaodu, I am afraid that there is no one who is enough, so they all got up and responded: "Han Lao is busy first, Han Lao is busy first." ”

Old Man Han nodded, and when he was about to leave, he stretched out his hand and pulled Lin Haoxuan to introduce to everyone: "Everyone, this is the old man's grandson-in-law, named Lin Haoxuan, who is still a little smart, let him finish the class for me in the remaining dozens of minutes, and by the way, let everyone carve for me, please." ”

Dozens of provincial and municipal high-ranking officials swept Lin Haoxuan and chuckled noncommittally in their hearts, but they still shouted in their mouths: "Don't worry, Han Lao, we know what to do!" ”

Old Man Han smiled at Lin Haoxuan and left, Lin Haoxuan was dumbfounded, did he really push himself up? The host glanced at Lin Haoxuan a few times, and shouted to everyone meaningfully: "Bosses, please take a seat, Han Lao actually left a message for how to call it?" ”

Lin Haoxuan exhaled a few sulky breaths, and replied with a wry smile: "You can call me Lin Haoxuan or a kid, don't call out Han Yuma!" ”

When these words were said, everyone laughed, they really thought like this in their hearts just now, what qualifications does Lin Haoxuan have to give them a lecture? Let's not say that Lin Haoxuan has no official position or position, but he is lacking in heat at his age, what experience does he have to teach them? It's not the words Han Laosun's son-in-law that work.

The host also laughed, the atmosphere was not so awkward, and shouted: "Then please ask Brother Lin to give you a lecture, everyone is welcome." ”

The applause is still warm, but the meaning is slightly different, in fact, Lin Haoxuan can also use what words to find the steps to leave at this time, but he wants to get close to Hua Qinglin, so he stays hard, if he can get Hua Qinglin on this occasion, Henan will be completely his own world in the future.

After the applause stopped, before Lin Haoxuan could speak, Hua Qinglin, who had drunk half a glass of water, came out: "Brother Lin, do you know what money is?" ”

This question is very deep, if Lin Haoxuan says that money is banknotes and other vulgar words, it is estimated that he will be despised even more by the bosses of these places, and there will also be rumors that the grandson-in-law of the Han family is a soft eater, but if it is said to be currency according to Marxism-Leninism, it is an equivalent, it will also look dull and mediocre.

Lin Haoxuan quoted a few famous sayings, and then the words were deflected, and he said with full anger: "Regarding the issue of money, it is not too meaningful to simply explain, I will explain it in combination with today's anti-corruption theme, do you know how to write 'money' in ancient times?" That's a 'gold' next to two 'ge' characters! ”

The high-ranking officials all turned their heads to look at Lin Haoxuan, wanting him to blow some tricks.

Lin Haoxuan took a few steps forward, wrote the word 'money' on the blackboard, and then turned back to look back at everyone: "Do you know what Lu Dao means?" The word 'Ge' is a weapon in the hands of a soldier, think about it, two soldiers are holding weapons, guarding the golden word, can this money be taken casually? ”

When the words fell, the high-ranking officials were stunned, there were really two moments here.

A middle-aged man with slightly pale hair laughed and said meaningfully: "There are only two soldiers guarding the gold, then I will collude with them to get it, think about it, what kind of money can they have as soldiers, it is better for everyone to cooperate happily, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, ”

When the people on high are gathered in a pile, they will take off their masks, unless they are facing people who are not as successful as them in their positions, they will give birth to a majestic and unchallenged appearance, of course, if they face people who are far more powerful than them, they will also be respectful and obedient, but when they meet colleagues in the same position, they will become vulgar.

So Lin Haoxuan was not surprised that these high-ranking officials, who were strict and honest on TV, became laughing and laughing at this time, so he swept the middle-aged man with pale hair, and saw that his name was Ruan Jingyun, the governor of Guang X Province, so he chuckled slightly: "Governor Ruan, I don't know if Lu Dao has ever heard the legend of iron relations?" ”

Ruan Jingyun was a little surprised, raised his head and asked, "What legend?" ”

Lin Haoxuan frightened them when he knew it, and his tone became relaxed: "According to folk legends, there are four kinds of people who have the most iron relationship today, that is, they have carried guns together, they have passed through the window together, they have prostituted together, they have shared the stolen goods together, and if you take money indiscriminately without any relationship, people will sell you sooner or later!" ”

Speaking of this, Lin Haoxuan was a little embarrassed, how could he feel that he had taught others to choose corrupt partners, but his words obviously had a ridiculous effect, and the senior officials all laughed meaningfully, and they all clapped their hands heavily, this applause was a little approving, and even the host nodded secretly.

Hua Qinglin's mouth also raised a smile, and then he took out his mobile phone and shouted: "Brother Lin, when you talked about sharing the spoils, I just have a text message here, and there are also stolen words, I am only a shallow learner, please help me explain." ”

Hua Qinglin's rough face said lightly: "Secretary Hua, please speak!" ”

Hua Qinglin opened his throat, "The leaders are afraid: stolen money, viagra is invalid, the age of the backer is up, and the sirens are screaming on the street." ”

After listening to this, Lin Haoxuan said with interest: "Secretary Hua, this text message is very good, not only does the rhythm and rhyme have the legacy of the Yuan and Song dynasties, but its meaning is also worth pondering, let's take a look, the first sentence of stolen money is stolen, which represents money; The second sentence Viagra is invalid, representing color; The third sentence of the backer is old, and the right to express it.

Isn't this the right to money, sex, and power all in place? From ancient times to the present, we are inseparable from money and sex, and anyone can pass these three levels. ”

Everyone laughed again, and Hua Qinglin said in a timely manner: "What about the fourth sentence?" ”

"Secretary Hua is really ashamed to ask." Lin Haoxuan coughed lightly twice, and said unhurriedly: "Actually, the fourth sentence is the finishing touch, without this sentence, no matter how good this text message is, it still seems plain and ordinary, and the grade has become too vulgar, everyone says, what does the siren represent?" Representation law, law. ”

Everyone listened quietly and admired Lin Haoxuan a little more.