Chapter 1015: The Boy Has a Problem with His Urine (Asking for Flowers)
"Master, it's been more than a month, what do you think of my kung fu practice?" He Qiankun asked, he hadn't used this kung fu to do anything with others until now, and he didn't know how his kung fu was.
"Is the kung fu good, try it to know, Ah Kun, when you practiced for fifteen days, you could already make me take a few steps back with one palm, and now, I'm afraid that the teacher won't dare to palm you down." Old man Zhao said.
Actually, even Old Man Zhao didn't expect this Juyang Gong to be so powerful.
This kung fu was obtained by him by chance, but in fact, no one has practiced it yet.
Because the limitations of this kung fu are very large, it can only be practiced by those who have no martial arts foundation at all, and they have to drink urine when practicing.
The last time he had a pair of palms, Old Man Zhao knew that this kung fu was really a bull fork, and his fifteen-day skill could be compared to his own skills for decades, and until now, he didn't dare to palm him anymore.
After all, although He Qiankun has skills, he has no actual combat experience, and he can't use them freely in terms of retracting and releasing skills, he is afraid that if he and He Qiankun face each other again, He Qiankun will accidentally hurt himself.
"Hehe, Master, isn't that exaggerated?" He Qiankun crossed Erlang's legs, and his mouth was closed one by one, which looked like a cow fork.
"If you can't, try another stone." Old man Zhao said.
"Alright then, I'm just going to see how good I am." He Qiankun stood up and walked to a town house stone, which was much larger than last time, about one square meter.
He used his strength, and with a high sound, he slapped it over.
I only heard a few clicks, and the big stone was cracked into two pieces.
"Master, what's going on? Am I backing down? He Qiankun said in disbelief, last time he could break the basin into several pieces at once, but this time, he just broke the stone in half.
"No, your skills have actually improved a lot." Old Man Zhao walked up to him and said.
"But?" He Qiankun still doesn't understand, it's obviously a regression, why does the master still say that it's a big advance?
"Look at this stone, look at that stone, can the hardness of this stone be comparable to that stone?" Old Man Zhao pointed to the original broken stone and said.
"Yes, Master, that stone seems to be much less hard." He Qiankun said happily.
"Also, how big is that stone, this stone is bigger than the three, and the strength used is more than three times more than last time, do you say you have regressed or your skills have improved?" Old man Zhao said.
"Haha, it seems that my skills have improved a lot, Master, thanks to your teaching." He Qiankun said pretendly.
"Ah Kun, your current skills are already considered a master, go out and do it with others, this ordinary person is not your opponent at all, but, do you know what you lack?" Old Man Zhao asked.
"Is it the experience of the battle?" He Qiankun asked.
"Ah Kun, you are really smart enough, no wonder you can progress so fast, it seems that you are born to practice martial arts, yes, you just lack combat experience, in this way, from today onwards, if you encounter something outside, you can do it, however, you must pay attention to the severity, when you do it, try not to use too much internal force, so as not to kill the other party at once, in that case, it will be very troublesome." Old man Zhao said.
"I see, Master, haha, it's time for me to stand up." He Qiankun shouted happily.
Old Man Zhao suddenly frowned: "However, in the past two days, I always feel that your progress is not very fast, compared to the progress rate of the previous days, it seems that the efficiency is less than half of those days." ”
"Master, I also seem to feel that something is wrong with what you said, because I don't feel as fast as before." He Qiankun is not a fool, the internal force in his body has indeed not increased much in the past two days.
"What's going on? Ah Kun, you have your own feelings, which means that there is really something wrong. Old man Zhao said.
He Qiankun also frowned and thought, chewing gum, his mouth closed one by one, suddenly, he looked at Old Man Zhao and said, "Master, do you think there is something wrong with those boys' urine?" ”
"Boy pee? What happened to the boy's pee? Old Man Zhao asked after being stunned for a moment.
"Master, these days, I always feel that the smell of those children's urine is too big, full of fishy smell, and it doesn't look like children's urine at all." He Qiankun said.
"Huh? Is it? Didn't you personally watch those children pee? Old Man Zhao asked.
"How so? Where do I have that time, I asked Meng Chao to buy it for me, and we made an appointment with the old ladies in that community who were watching the children, and they all asked Meng Chao to go in the morning, give them money, and after collecting the urine of their little boys, they would come here for me to drink. He Qiankun said.
"Then maybe there is really something wrong with those boys' urine, or you can call Meng Chao over and ask." Old man Zhao said.
He Qiankun said while holding his mobile phone: "Damn, maybe those children are sick, and the urine that spills out is so disgusting." ”
"That's fine, just don't pee on an adult or a woman." After all, Old Man Zhao has been wandering the rivers and lakes for so many years, and as soon as he heard that it was not He Qiankun who personally watched the boy's urine, he felt that there might be a problem here, and it was possible that the urine was not a child at all.
No wonder looking at those urines these days, why are they so yellow, yellow and clear like inferior beer.
"Huh? What the? Adult's urine? A woman's urine? Damn, if it's true, I'm going to slaughter those guys. He Qiankun angrily called Meng Chao's phone.
Meng Chao is so cool that he is dying now, he doesn't go to that community to pick up the boy's urine now, he goes out every day to take a walk, drink a few bottles of soda, find a place to urinate in the car, and directly fill two bottles of urine, and send it here.
Anyway, it's also used by the old man Zhao to water the flowers, what is the difference between the boy's urine and his own urine, if you want to say what nutrients those boys' urine can have, if you water the flowers, you still have the strength of your old urine.
In this way, he saved a lot of oil, and even the little money left to collect the boy's urine was left, and now he earns even more.
But he said to He Qiankun that the price of those old ladies had increased again, and now the two bottles of boy's urine have added up to 1,000 yuan.
Fortunately, He Qiankun didn't care about money at all, and as soon as he heard him say this, he directly changed the original 600 yuan to 1,000 yuan every day.
Now, Meng Chao has become a bull fork character who can earn a thousand yuan for nothing every day, and he is very comfortable.
Moreover, every time after sending urine, He Qiankun let himself and Ah Fen go out, and Meng Chao was even more excited to death.
After Meng Chao and Ah Fen went out, they found a field with beautiful mountains and rivers and started a field battle, every time, Meng Chao made Ah Fen want to die, and Ah Fen made Meng Chao cool to death.
When He Qiankun called, Meng Chao was on the rise.