Chirping! Hu Luan's good leg was sawed off, "You guys take Director Hu's leg and wash it!" Jiang Fan commanded.

The doctor was suddenly surprised and said, "Dean Jiang, where can Director Hu's two legs be cleaned?" "The hospital doesn't have a place for this kind of cleaning? Because no one has ever done that.

Jiang Fan pointed to the tap and said, "Just take it there and rinse it!" ”

The doctor suddenly sweated and said, "Dean Jiang, I'm afraid this won't work, this doesn't meet the requirements of disinfection, this is raw water, and it will be infected!" "This is washing the thighs, I thought it was washing radish and cabbage! Strict disinfection measures are required.

Jiang Fan said disapprerovingly: "It's okay, it won't be infected, just do it according to my requirements, and I will be responsible for all the responsibilities!" ”

The doctor heard Jiang Fan say this, and immediately took Hu Luanlai's thigh to the pool to rinse. Jiang Fan said to the two nurses next to him, "Bring a pair of scissors!" ”

The nurse immediately took a pair of scissors and handed them to Jiang Fan, Jiang Fan took the scissors, "Hey, Director Hu, I didn't expect your bird to be infected too, in order to save your life, I had to help you cut it off!" Jiang Fan smiled evilly.

Jiang Fan picked up the scissors and cut them at Hu Luan's bird, click! The bird from Hu Luan was cut off! "Damn, you quack, it's a scourge to flow this thing!" Jiang Fan casually threw the bird into the trash, and the two nurses on the side immediately turned red with shame.

At this time, Hu Luanlai came to his senses, the anesthesia had taken effect, he didn't feel pain, and when he saw the doctor holding the two thighs and rinsing them again, he was shocked: "Whose thighs are you washing, so you can clean them like this!" ”

He suddenly noticed that his thighs were familiar, and hurriedly reached out to touch his thighs, "Ah! My thighs! Who sawed off both of my thighs! Hu Luanlai exclaimed, his heart was cold, as if he had fallen into an ice cave, how could one of his good legs be sawed off.

"Oh, I sawed it off." Jiang Fan smiled.

"What, how did you cut off one of my good legs?" Hu Luanlai said angrily.

"There's no way, that leg of yours is also infected, it will be fatal if you don't saw it down for cleaning and disinfection, for the safety of your life, I can only saw it down and disinfect it!" Jiang Fan pretended to be helpless and said.

Hu Luanlai exhaled angrily: "You are cleaning and disinfection, how to use tap water, isn't it more and more poisonous!" "It's just washing pig's feet!

Jiang Fan smiled and said: "This is my secret disinfection method, it will be fine, I promise to return you a complete pair of good legs!" ”

Hu Luanlai was puzzled: "Really? He couldn't believe it, but he knew Jiang Fan's magical medical skills.

"Of course it's true, am I going to lie to you?" Jiang Fan said with a glare, but he smiled secretly in his heart: "It's a lie to you!" Lao Tzu washes your legs as pork legs! ”

Hu Luanlai suddenly felt a little pain in the crotch of his pants, and hurriedly reached out and touched it, "Ah! Where's my bird! Who cut my bird off! Hu Luanlai exclaimed, when he woke up, the bird flew away, so shocked!

"I cut it off!" Jiang Fan smiled.

"You, how did you cut off my bird?" Hu Luanlai exclaimed, he was completely angry, this Jiang Fan not only sawed off his legs, but also cut off his birds, making himself a waste.

"Hey, Director Hu, I'm here to save your life!" Jiang Fan said helplessly.

"To save my life?" Hu Luanlai wondered.

"Yes, because your bird is infected, it will kill if you don't cut it, so in order to save your life, you have to cut off your bird!" Jiang Fan nodded.

"You, you are talking nonsense, even if your feet are infected, how can you infect birds!" Hu Luanlai said angrily, as the director of the Department of Orthopedics, of course he knew that this kind of infection was impossible to happen.

Jiang Fan said solemnly: "Everything is possible!" Don't forget, this is your third leg, those two legs are infected, and of course the third leg is infected!"

Hu Luanlai was speechless for a moment, he didn't know how to answer, he was stunned for a moment, his heart suddenly sank to the bottom, this time it's over, there is no bird matter!

At this time, the doctor said to Jiang Fan: "Dean Jiang, Director Hu's feet are washed!" What do you think you can do? The doctor took Hu Luanlai's feet and looked at Jiang Fan.

Jiang Fan beckoned: "Oh, take it after washing!" ”

The doctor took Hu Luanlai's legs, Jiang Fan took the two legs, and said to Hu Luan: "Hold your legs!" Jiang Fan put two on Hu Luanlai.

Hu Luanlai hurriedly hugged his legs, feeling strange in his heart, "Dean Jiang, quickly pick up my legs, after a long time, my legs will be necrotic, and it will be troublesome!" Hu Luanlai panicked, the birds have flown away, and they can't do without feet.

"Don't worry, I'll pick you up right away, you take your legs, don't fall to the ground!" Jiang Fan said impatiently.

Jiang Fan looked at Hu Luanlai's legs, nodded and said, "Take the legs!" Jiang Fan stretched out his hand to Hu Luan.

Hu Luanlai immediately took a leg and handed it to Jiang Fan, Jiang Fan glanced at the leg, and immediately recited a spell at the place where Hu Luanlai cut off, and a white light flew into Hu Luanlai's leg, and the leg was immediately connected.

After Jiang Fan picked up one leg, he immediately connected the other leg, Jiang Fan clapped his hands and said, "Director Hu, all the legs are connected, my task is complete!" ”

Hu Luanlai said worriedly: "Dean Jiang, my legs won't be as long and short as Director Dai, right?" "He's most afraid of that kind of situation, what if there is a long and a short?

Jiang Fan said with a smile: "There will definitely be no situation like Director Dai this time, don't worry, I still have a little bit to go beforehand!" Jiang Fan immediately walked out of the operating room.

"Hey, Dean Jiang, you'll leave later!" Hu Luanlai hurriedly shouted, but Jiang Fan ignored it and walked out of the operating room.

Hu Luanlai immediately got off the operating table and stood on the ground, his legs were not long or short, just right, he immediately said excitedly: "Oh, it's just right, hehe!" ”

Hu Luanlai immediately walked up excitedly, and after walking a few steps, he felt that something was wrong, why didn't he go along with his feet? He looked down, "Ah! The foot is reversed! ”

It turned out that Hu Luanlai's left foot was connected to his right foot, and his right foot was connected to his left foot, no wonder he was walking very unsmoothly, Hu Luanlai immediately rushed out of the operating room, "Dean Jiang, my foot is reversed!" Looking at the operating room, there was no longer Jiang Fan's figure outside.

Jiang Fan returned to the incurable disease department, and he was very happy, and finally cleaned up the two bad guys, Director Dai and Hu Luanlai. Jiang Fan hummed a small tune, picked up the newspaper and just wanted to read it, when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

A word to readers:

The third is here!