Chapter 4: I'll Lend You No Money......
Zuo Wuji's eyes lit up suddenly, and then he said gloomily: "Where is it so easy...... I didn't know until now that that thing was very precious, a small piece of Xuanyu Ruyi could actually be worth 10,000 taels of gold...... Poor Lao Tzu was instigated by you to steal it out and sell it, and he sold it for 1,000 taels of silver, which is a loss of money......"
As he spoke, he gritted his teeth again, and he was in pain: "You two have a weak soul and made me the number one loser in the world...... I can't say anything about it, I can only knock out my teeth and swallow blood...... Now I have, but what am I going to buy it back?"
Ye Xiao lowered his voice and said, "Hehehe...... Isn't it just money...... I'm just asking you, do you want to buy Xuanyu Ruyi back?"
"I want to, the rabbit cub doesn't want to! Then I can take off my hat as the 'No. 1 loser in the Chen Imperial Kingdom'...... God knows how much I want to take off my ......" Zuo Wuji nodded again and again, gritting his teeth: "It's just that since the last incident, my pocket money has been deducted, and the original three hundred taels of silver per month has become five taels per month...... Five taels of silver, that's enough to do a fart!"
"You want to take off the hat of the first loser in this empire...... It's actually quite easy, it's just ...... You're about to become 'the first loser in the universe throughout the ages'......"
Ye Xiao muttered in his heart, laughed, patted his chest, and said boldly: "As long as you want to buy it back, I can lend you the money first......
"Really?" Zuo Wuji was taken aback. Not only him, but even Lan Langlang was also surprised!
Did the sun come out of the north today?!When did Ye Xiao become so generous.
"Really!" Ye Xiao nodded affirmatively, his face was serious and solemn.
"What are your intentions?" Zuo Wuji looked at him suspiciously, thinking in his heart: This guy won't be beating me again, right?
"Bastard!" Ye Xiao was awe-inspiring, his kindness was regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, and he said bitterly: "Zuo Wuji! What did you kid say? Lao Tzu helped you with this favor when you were a good brother, and I also took a big risk, who knows when you, a loser, will be able to repay my money? You still doubt me, okay, okay, I'll take care of you to die!"
"Don't pull it down, can't Lao Tzu keep that money to pick up girls...... Lan Langlang!Let's go!" Ye Xiao stood up angrily and left: "Let's ignore this guy who doesn't know the hearts of good people from now on!"
Lan Langlang is the best at coaxing, how can he let it go, "brush" stood up, and roared happily: "Let's go! Ignore this bastard who doesn't treat us as friends!"
"Don't ...... Don't don't...... Brother Ye and Brother Lan stay and stay!Ouch, my brother......" said that it was too late, Zuo Wuji stepped forward, firmly hugged Ye Xiao's waist, and apologized again and again with a flattering face: "Oh, didn't I just say the wrong thing...... Oh, we're good brothers, good brothers for life, you're really angry...... Oh, hurry up and stay!Butler, serve tea!Shanghao tea!Shangzhuo good tea!Shangma's excellent imperial tea!Shangma's excellent imperial tea!Hurry up and ......"
After a series of commands, he respectfully let Ye Xiao sit down on the Taishi chair in the middle, and bent over to laugh like a dog: "Hehe...... Brother Ye, hehe, Ye Shao, wow, brother, my good brother...... Are you really lending me that money?"
Ye Xiao crossed Erlang's legs and dangled around: "Originally, I really wanted to borrow ......"
"That can't be changed...... Zuo Wuji almost knelt down.
Finally, I have an opportunity to make meritorious service and atone for my sins, how can I let it go, God knows what kind of life I have lived in the past few months...... This is my own home, and I can't escape.
"Hmph, okay. Ye Xiao blew the tea leaves in his hand for a long time, a little helpless: "Blame me for my fast mouth...... In that case, then you can write a note, and then take a random thing and pledge it to me, and I will lend you fifteen thousand taels of gold...... Let's make it clear first, you still have to pay me back this money in the future, this is not negotiable!"
"Of course!" Zuo Wuji's face was full of joy, and then he frowned again, with a sad expression: "But what am I going to mortgage to you?"
"Do you understand people's words, just find something, our brothers, can you really ask you for anything valuable?" Ye Xiao rolled his eyes and said with a heartfelt heart: "You look at the ornaments at home, just get me a ...... Isn't that it?"
Zuo Wuji suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "This is a solution...... I thought, what might I want to steal this time?"
His eyes rolled around, and he had clearly made up his mind to be a thief again.
"Oops......" Ye Xiao hated the inducement of iron and steel: "Can you be more sharp, just take one of them for me in this hall, you don't need anything of great value, anything......"
Under Ye Xiao's obvious hint, Zuo Wuji finally 'opened his mouth': "This ...... Can you mortgage it?"
"What mortgage or not, it just means, we are brothers!" Ye Xiaoyang said generously.
Zuo Wuji smiled from ear to ear, and finally put down the big stone in his heart, and smiled: "Although there are all things placed by my grandfather, I like them very much...... However, it doesn't matter if you have one and a half pieces less...... Brother, you say, I will give you directly which one you like! What is the mortgage? I will pay back the money, and I will give you this ornament!"
Zuo Wuji is really heroic.
Ye Xiao frowned, and said awe-inspiringly: "What are you talking about, what do you think of me, I'm just helping you, do you still covet such a little thing...... Give me me when you're done, that's your heart, courtesy is light and affectionate, but now if I accept it, it's a bribe!"
Bribe?!
The corners of Zuo Wuji's mouth twitched fiercely.
You look like a big official.
"Look at your ink, this is it, I like the feeling of spreading my wings. Ye Xiao's fingers were careless, and what he clicked on was the Heavenly Crystal Spiritual Essence.
"This one...... This is too much, right?" Zuo Wuji was suddenly moved. It seems that Ye Xiao really helped me this time. The hall is full of treasures, he actually chose the most inferior, good people, why didn't he find it before......
"Okay, okay, you just know my mind. Ye smiled and said meaningfully: "Which of us is with whom...... Good brothers should help each other...... By the way, you have to keep this a secret, in case anyone knows that I have lent you so much money...... They all come to me to borrow money, and if you borrow this or not that, I'm in trouble. ”
"You can rest assured of this, I will be tight-lipped!" Zuo Wuji patted his chest and thumped: "Am I that kind of person......
"Or ...... You take it now. Zuo Wuji is afraid that the night will be long and dreamy, and he will strive to sit on this matter.
"Stupid!" Ye Xiao scolded in a low voice: "You said you can grow your brains? Now so many people are watching me move things from your house?
"Yes, yes. Zuo Wuji leaned next to Ye Xiao's ear: "Then when I'm at dusk, it's dark, and I'll take you out?"
"This plan is very good!" Ye Xiao was full of praise: "At that time, I was waiting for you in the alley around the corner, and by the way, I also brought you the golden ticket." ”
Zuo Wuji wanted this sentence, and immediately smiled: "Thank you brother this time...... As long as I can restore my original position in the family, I will immediately start to collect money from the shop to pay you the debt, rest assured, I will do what I say!"
"Okay, okay, if I don't believe you, can I lend you so much money?" Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji hooked their shoulders, extremely affectionate, and the two brothers were good.
Lan Langlang on the side saw this scene, and his eyeballs were about to fall out.
After everything was negotiated, Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang left Zuo Xiang's Mansion in the midst of Zuo Wuji's thousands of thanks, and under the respectful farewell of Zuo Gongzi.
"At night, don't forget. Both of them had already walked a long way, and they could hear Zuo Wuji's emotional shouts in the middle of their eyes.
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"I said, do you really want to lend him money?" Lan Langlang looked at Ye Xiao suspiciously: "What's that...... You don't look like such a kind person, don't you plan to regret it, put that kid along......"
"What are you talking about, you really live my belly as a gentleman with the heart of a villain! Do you think that I am the same as you, the kind of untrustworthy person who retorts!?" Ye Xiao looked at Lan Langlang with disdain, and said: "Go back and prepare 10,000 taels of golden tickets for me, I will be useful!"
If you want to lend it to Zuo Wuji, it seems that your own family background is not enough......
"You're useful, okay, wait...... What, what do you say? You asked me to prepare 10,000 taels of golden tickets, and then you lent it to Zuo boy? Why? Give me a reason first!" Lan Langlang, who had thought about the taste, exploded in an instant.
Are you a good person and let me pay for it?
Why!?
"Reason? You can't even figure this out! If you don't prepare enough golden tickets, what will I lend to Zuo Wuji? Isn't this an obvious thing!
Ye Xiao rolled his eyes, and seemed to be careless and slowly threatened: "Lan Langlang, if you don't bring the golden ticket and let me lose my trust, it doesn't matter, at most, I will tell your grandfather, your father, your mother, and your aunt about the last time you and Zuo Wuji fought in the Qinglou...... If it's not exciting enough, I'll just send you a big-character poster posted all over the street! Guarantee that you are a household name, so that the whole capital and the whole world will know your Lan Langlang's name! Let you and Zuo boy be famous in the capital together, and the world will be powerful!"
"Ahh......h
"Phew, what kind of life do you have at a young age, less nonsense! In the end, your three melons and two dates are indispensable, so I will ask you, take or take?!"
"I'll take it, do I still have a choice?" Lan Langlang almost cried: "I can't take it......"
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