【026】 The misunderstanding is serious

In order to avoid long nights and dreams, I went to Cao Jingshen to exchange books after the first class.

"Dead fatty, did you get the book?"

I walked up to him and asked.

"Ah——!!h

Cao Jingshen opened his mouth wide, like a frog who hadn't drunk water for three days, and suddenly pounced and knelt down to me.

"Your Excellency! Disciple, disciple forgot to bring it! Capital crime! What a capital offense!! ”

It made the students in the classroom stare at the two of us.

"Waste, what's the use of you?"

Unconsciously, I was also infected by Cao Jingshen's tone, and he really spoke like a head.

"Color Classroom" has no plastic film and outer packaging, so it can't be held directly in your hand.

I hid it inside my tracksuit jacket like I did last time.

I was wondering if I would secretly take it out and give it to Cao Jingshen, and let him take it home for Director Cao first.

Cao Jingshen saw my hand touching my belly, and probably knew that I had brought the book.

"Master Ye, if you think that martial arts secret book is inconvenient, you can also give it to your disciple for safekeeping."

Martial arts cheats are a fart! If you practice according to this, in addition to what you can practice the "Edo Forty-Eight Hands" and let your lower personality continue to lower, you can only practice to go to the Public Security Bureau to pick up soap!

"Moreover, the disciple is sitting here and has nothing to do, and with this secret book, he can study it during class...... Boom"

I really want to pull out this H man fan him.

Isn't it enough trouble for me? If the teacher finds out in class, there will be a lot of trouble in the future, and when I think about it, it will become two big.

You can't give him the book.

With that in mind, I strolled out of the classroom and into the hallway.

Should I take advantage of the recess to go to Director Cao's house to deliver books? Although this seems that our online store is very sincere, but the break is only 10 minutes, and it took some Lang just now, I'm afraid it's too late, right?

I smacked my lips, turned around and started walking back again, only to bump into the squad leader Shusha head-on.

Shusha had a look on her face that she had seen something dirty.

I didn't want to mess with him, so I hid the comic book in my waist and planned to walk back to the classroom quietly.

"Ye Lin - you give me zhanzhu!"

"W-what?"

I tried to take two quick steps to get in, but the class leader's hair swayed and took advantage of the terrain and prevented me from going back to the classroom.

"It's hard to talk, what did you do?"

The squad leader crossed his waist with one hand, a jiashi of a papal inquisitor.

"No kidding! Lao Tzu, I am doing right, standing straight! ”

Actually, I didn't stand very straight, because there was an H comic book hidden in the tracksuit, and I was slightly bent at the waist.

"What's in your waist?"

The squad leader's keen gaze cut back and forth over me.

"No, nothing! My stomach hurts, that's why I'm holding it! ”

"It's a stick, isn't it? Who are you going to fight with today, aren't you? ”

A tone that hates iron but not steel, and is generally used only by teachers.

"Murder weapons are not allowed in schools! Whether it's polyester or stainless steel, hand it over to me! I'm going to confiscate! ”

The righteousness is awe-inspiring, as if it is safeguarding national sovereignty.

Anyway, squad leader, you're very professional! Not only do you know the slinger, but you also know the two main models, and you have never confiscated others before, right? The confiscated sticks have been piled up, so we just have to find a channel to wholesale them to the underworld, right?

But although the thugs love to use this kind of thing, I don't like it very much.

I remember that when the campus boss of the upper generation of No. 28 Middle School graduated, he once gave me some of his weapon collection (including the throwing stick), and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Yezi, the order after No. 28 Middle School will be maintained by you!" ”。 In addition to expressing embarrassment, I hid all the kindness of my predecessors under the bed in the bedroom and never took it out and used it.

"You're such an annoying woman!"

As I stiffened, I secretly pushed the comic book and let it slowly slide down from the six-pack position.

In fact, Shusha watched me move the comic book below my navel little by little.

Well, I managed to hide it in the crotch!

I burst into tears in my heart for my lewd behavior.

Damn, is it easy to do some business these days! It's all touching my boxers!

In addition, Director Cao, a dead pervert, wouldn't think that the comic book I gave him was an "original" limited edition, right?

You have to clamp your legs slightly to prevent the comic book from falling into your legs, but even if you dare to open my shirt, you won't dare to put your hand in my pants, right?

I straightened my waist and spread my hands out.

"How? Nothing, right? I'll just say you're wrong! ”

Shusha clearly felt that she had been fooled.

So what? Squad leader, you can only suffer a dumb loss, this is a corridor where people come and go, you have the ability to take off my pants in public?

I don't know weishenme, the more the squad leader puts on the face of that righteous demon, the more I want to play the hooligan.

I put my hands back in my jacket pockets and secretly grabbed the elastic band of my tracksuit pants in case the squad leader jumped over the wall and actually came up to take off my pants.

Shusha stared hard at my pants.

Damn, do you really want to make a sacrificial attack and take off your pants to check my big man?

If Shu Sha really does this kind of thing, I will fall to the bottom of the class food chain, and I will have no face to mix in the twenty-eighth middle school in the future. At that time, he can only hand over the position of the honorary boss of the campus to Ren Xiaoqin, and then announce his retirement and sell adult products with his father, and he will live for the rest of his life.

Of course, Cao Jingshen may suggest that I retaliate with the class leader, lift her skirt in the summer, or just reach out and pull the class leader's sweatpants to the end without waiting for the summer, which will also make her embarrassed in front of the whole school.

The so-called hooligan's rule of survival is that the other party must be even more faceless.

But I don't want to do this, first of all, I'm not interested in what kind of underwear the squad leader wears, and secondly, if I do, Xiaoqin's reaction will be unpredictable.

Although I started my morning workout again today, I didn't feel that my skills had improved significantly. Facing Ren Xiaoqin, who turned black into a little overlord, I am not sure of victory.

I don't want to be killed just yet.

So I was stared at by the squad leader, and I was really a little hairy in my heart.

I couldn't help but lower my head to see what flaws there were in my pants.

The comic book was stuffed below my navel, and it was very filthy, and it looked like the crotch was bulging.

In addition, in my left trouser pocket, there seems to be a white object exposed.

Only a small corner is exposed, and it seems to be a relatively hard paper.

Hey? What is it? It looks familiar.

Ah——!!h

It's a topless photo of a girl from Cao Jingshen's PS yesterday!!

Damn, it's a big crisis! Because there were so many things last night, I forgot to burn it!!

My gaze must have been too panicked, and Shu Sha spotted the flaw.

She lunged up, my hands still in my jacket pockets, and I subconsciously clutched the elastic band of my tracksuit pants.

Anyway, pants are more important!

In the flash of light, the squad leader and I passed by, and my eyes were dark, knowing that it was the squad leader's long hair that blocked my vision, and the hair on my face also distracted me.

When I turned to look, the squad leader had already taken the picture from my trouser pocket, clamped it between two fingers, and was about to take a look at it.

This time it's a big mess.

The photos PS by Cao Jingshen are all unsightly, and the one taken away by the squad leader, I don't even know which girl is on it!

And Cao Jingshen's PS level is extremely unheavenly, and the squad leader may not be able to see at a glance that the photo is PS.

How would Shusha feel when she found out that I was carrying a nude photo of a girl in my class?

You'll take a shotgun out of the dark compartment under your bed and shoot me in the head from a distance!

Shu Sha took the photo and looked at it, and suddenly her face turned red.

If you don't blush, you're out of the way.,A'V girl' who is used as body material.,Scratching your head and posing are all blushing poses!

Even if I try to get the photos back now, it's too late.

Besides, I still have to keep the comic books in my crotch, in case I lose another city, I will lose my wife and lose my army.

I think we should start first.

"I picked this picture up on the playground! It was going to be burned! ”

Shusha's two black mercury-like eyes swept lightly over the photo, and her gaze fell on my eager face.

"Weishenme is going to be burned?"

She asked a strange question.

No matter which girl's nude photos of the same class (or maybe the class leader himself), it should be the wisest judgment to burn them directly to reduce transmission, right?

"This ...... If this kind of photo falls into the hands of a boy, it may be used for undesirable purposes......"

Since I don't know which girl's photograph this is, I had to carefully answer the class leader's question.

"Used as a ...... What is not haode used? ”

The squad leader chased after him, and his face seemed to be even redder than before.

Damn, Shusha, are you pretending to be pure with me? It's not like you! Aren't you aware of boys' affairs because you have a younger brother? What else can a nude photo of a female classmate be used for?

Of course, it's used to masturbate!

I impatiently reminded her:

"That's what you do, don't you know?"

Two red clouds flew over the squad leader's cheeks.

It was a rare occurrence that gave me a sense of foreboding.

"Isn't it、Is this picture enough to make them、?"

The squad leader's voice trembled slightly.

These two words actually let you say them first! But since you're not the kind of girl who pretends to be pure, why would you knowingly ask?

Isn't it normal to react because I was carrying a nude photo of a girl in my class, so I kicked directly into my little stomach?

If it's unfortunate that it's a nude photo of myself, I'll immediately realize that it's from the photoshop, and I'll be even more angry, and then kick me in the crotch and let me physically sterilize, right?

Weishenme did not have an immediate seizure? Is it a bit weird?

I decided to try to get more information about this photo.

I switched myself to rogue mode.

"Hmph, such a tempting photo, no matter which one a normal man looks at, he will want to to it!"

The squad leader showed an expression of disbelief and horror.

I continue to probe:

"Hmph, it's not too much to say that this photo just exists for jerking off!"

I'm out of it.,Anyway, I've said the word jerking off in front of you a few times.。

The squad leader's hand holding the photo trembled.

The mouth is slightly open, showing that he is going through a great psychological struggle.

Here it comes! It's about to kick it over! Be sure to get out of the way! There are thousands of ways to die, but I don't want to go through it anyway!

Unexpectedly, the only action of the squad leader was to reverse the photo so that I could see the positive content.

"Ye Lin, look at this photo and repeat what you just said."

Coldly ordered me.

I saw that the picture was a picture of the squad leader himself.

However, wear clothes.

It's not a 'nude' photo from a PS.

It's a single photo standing on the top of the mountain, smiling heartily, neatly dressed, very sunny and healthy.

Nima Cao's father-in-law, you stupid print wrong! The original material is printed as if it were a finished product! Isn't this just an ordinary solo photo of the squad leader?

I just said that this photo is very seductive, as long as it is a man, he will want to to it, and seducing a man to is the only value of this photo...... Nima, isn't this equivalent to saying that the squad leader himself standing here has the only value of tempting others to jerk her off?

What a misunderstanding!!

Nima might as well be topless!!

Shusha would think I had a picture of her with me and say she was very seductive!

Maybe I thought I'd been masturbating to this solo photo of her many times!

Father-in-law Cao, you! You rebel! I'm going to strangle you to death sooner or later!!

Shu Sha saw that my face was red, and she couldn't say a word of defense for a long time, so she rarely didn't chase and beat me hard.

"I confiscated this photo."

Shusha said lukewarmly, tucking her picture into her pocket.

She turned and walked back to the classroom, and the moment she turned around, her long silky hair rose high and shimmered in the sunlight.

I think her steps are a little fluttering, it must be my delusion.

There are also comic books in the crotch to deal with.

Just let me die.