Chapter 839: Bibi Look, See Whose Bird Is Bigger! (3 more)

In the midst of a laughing and scolding voice. Xiang Dongliu and Zhang Xiao and other members of the fifth team embarked on the journey again, walking all the way, all the way to the destination this time.

At about six o'clock in the afternoon, Xiang Dongliu and the others had already crossed an unknown number of mountains and reached the top of a mountain.

By this time, it was already dark.

On the one hand, it's because it's close to dark. On the other hand, it is due to the rain.

The sky was covered with dark clouds, and the rain seemed to fall directly from the sky, drenching the eastward flow and others laughing heartily.

After all, after a long day of running and marching and climbing mountains, they could barely lift much strength, and their clothes were sticky and stinking from sweat, and they were uncomfortable to wrap around their bodies.

Therefore, now after the heavy rain, Xiang Dongliu and the others can naturally take a natural cool bath, and drink enough water and replenish the kettle.

"I'll you! Qi Lao and the Black Immortal Instructor, they shouldn't have calculated that it will rain today, right? ”

Zhang Xiao laughed and unloaded the equipment, and seemed to enjoy it very much: "We can take a natural cold bath on the top of this mountain without being afraid of being seen!" ”

"Don't get complacent too soon!"

Xiang Dongliu couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "Have you forgotten that in this world, there is actually a thing called weather forecasting?" ”

"If you didn't guess wrong, Qi Lao and the Black Immortal Instructor should have calculated the rainy day tonight!"

"So I guess the next journey will be even more difficult, and we will need to consume more food and water!"

“……”

Just when Zhang Xiao was speechless, Xiang Dongliu greeted with a smile: "While it's raining now, everyone washes their bodies and clothes, right?" By the way, refill the kettle! ”

"Hehe, we fortunately grabbed a squad, and now everyone has two kettles for water!"

"Damn, what are you waiting for? Just drink a kettle and then talk! ”

Shangguan Yan laughed loudly, letting the cool and refreshing rain pour down from his head, and at the same time unscrewed the kettle and raised his head to drink.

"Goo!"

"Goo!"

In just seven or eight seconds, he drank half of the jug of water, and then placed the empty kettle at a distance to catch it.

Seeing this, Xiang Dongliu and Zhang Xiao and other members of the fifth team naturally did not lag behind, and one by one they opened the lid and drank wildly, as if they had been thirsty for ten thousand years.

Although it is said that rainwater and real drinking water are actually somewhat different.

However, under the circumstance that they didn't know where the water source was, or whether there was one, Xiang Dongliu and the others naturally didn't care so much, and drank all the water bottles in big gulps, and then arranged the empty kettle and the kettle with half a pot of water directly in a stable place not far away to receive water.

If nothing else, when the rain stops, each of them can leave with two full water bottles, which is equivalent to robbing at least three squads of drinking water.

After all, the per capita water consumption of each squad is actually only half a pot, and two full kettles are equivalent to four and a half pots!

"It's so full!"

Xiang Dongliu burped, quickly unbuttoned and took off the jungle combat uniform on his body, revealing his skin that tended to be bronzed: "While it's raining, we can take a shower!" ”

"Haha, don't be secretly photographed by anyone!"

Although Chen Xiaoyao was also unbuttoning, he joked with a smile: "Otherwise, when the time comes, the fruit photos will be hung on the Internet, and everyone will be famous." ”

"It's good to be famous!"

Zhang Xiao leaned around him, looked down at his crotch and said, "But if you want me to see, you can't get out of the name!" I didn't take off my underwear, but it didn't look very big! ”

"You...... Paralyzed, Lao Tzu hasn't got an erection yet, okay? ”

Chen Xiaoyao immediately glared, almost didn't jerk himself off for a while, and then asked Zhang Xiao to take a good look at his majesty.

"Hehe, it's better not to take off your underwear."

Xiang Dongliu saw their posture and thought to himself, between men and men, why do people always like to compare each other's lifeblood, who is bigger and who is smaller?

Originally, he wanted to strip naked and take a shower, but now, he feels that it is more appropriate to wear underwear, so as not to let ten people watch and compare with each other......

"Right! I'm really not used to showing my birds in front of so many people! ”

Shangguan Yan smiled slightly, and suddenly reminded: "I heard that in this primeval forest, there is an electronic reconnaissance eye left by the predecessors of the Reaper Special Forces every relatively long distance. ”

"Maybe, Qi Lao and they are spying on us right now!"

“……”

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Xiao's underwear, which was just halfway off, was lifted up almost as if he had been shocked, and at the same time he covered his crotch with both hands and said, "Where are the electronic eyes?" Don't shoot me yet! ”

"Cut, so small, it's not a good bird at first glance!"

Chen Xiaoyao took the opportunity to retaliate at this time: "It's not even good, there is still a problem with your eggs!" ”

"Your sister, your eggs are the problem, your whole family's eggs are problematic!"

The corner of Zhang Xiao's mouth twitched: "If you dare to boldly expose the bird, Lao Tzu will compare with you, let Brother Dong and Shangguan judge and judge, and see whose bird is bigger!" ”

"Afraid of you?" Chen Xiaoyao was not afraid at all and said: "At your size, I don't see that the hair has grown, right?" ”

"Ahem, hurry up and take a shower, what's there to argue about?"

Xiang Dongliu suddenly coughed dryly and said: "Actually, if you want me to see it, big birds and small birds are not capital!" What is really powerful is whether you can make a woman enjoy the feeling of ascending to heaven. ”

"Wow, people with wives speak, it's really different."

Zhang Xiao, Shangguan Yan and the others looked at him almost in unison, like a pack of wolves staring at a little sheep, and it seemed that their eyes were still a little green.

After a slight pause, Shangguan Yan agreed: "Brother Dong is right! If you can't make a woman happy, no matter how big the bird is, it's useless! But seriously, I'm curious about one thing. ”

"What?"

"Yes, of course...... What does it taste like to love love! ”

Shangguan Yan looked at Xiang Dongliu rather coquettishly: "Can you reveal it to Captain Xiang?" Describe and describe it to everyone? ”

“…… What is there to describe this? Find a chance to experience it yourself. ”

Xiang Dongliu wanted to tell them directly, but in fact, he is still a virgin until now.

However, looking back and thinking about it carefully, he thinks that if he talks about it like this, I'm afraid that Zhang Xiao and they will all say that he is Liu Xia Hui, right? actually didn't knock Mu Lingqian down for so long.

Therefore, after a slight measurement, Xiang Dongliu still chose to be perfunctory, and changed the topic: "Don't make any noise, everyone hurry up and take a bath, and put on clothes after washing, so as not to be robbed by their blood shadow team again!" ”

"When the time comes, everyone will be wearing underwear, and I'll see how you fight against others!"

“……”