While eating the juicy peaches, I realized the meaning of Xiaoqin's words.

Do you completely project the value of your life onto your boyfriend? This is very irrational and dangerous! If I had betrayed her, wouldn't she have a good chance of dying with me!

It's really troublesome, Xiaoqin is so paranoid, and on the other hand, I don't know if my father and Aunt Ren will have any follow-up developments, in short, I have to get by, let's finish this peach first!

Such delicious peaches, Xiaoqin actually doesn't like to eat them, it's really Lang Fei.

I suddenly woke up.

That's not right! Celery should like to eat peaches! I remember when I was 7 years old, you snatched my peaches! It was for me when I was young, a big peach, it was given by relatives when I came to the door, I was holding the peach and smiling on the side of the road, thinking about where to put my mouth from, when you suddenly rushed from behind and snatched the peach away at once! They also trampled me under their feet and ate it in a big gulp! You devil! Before leaving, he threw the peach pit on my nose, and it hurt me so much!

Xiaobawang not only loves peaches, but is also very good at climbing trees, but I can't climb even the shortest trees because of my short legs and fear of heights.

So sometimes, when the little overlord climbed the tree to enjoy the shade, catch insects, and pick fruits, I ran under the tree and sang loudly to the little overlord on the tree:

"Monkey monkey monkey?~~~ Love to eat peaches?~~~~"

Then before the little overlord became angry and planned to come down from the tree to beat me, he ran away desperately.

Of course, Xiaobawang gradually sped up the speed of going down the tree, and even sometimes jumped down directly, grabbed me and beat me fat, whenever I was beaten by her strange power and couldn't fight back, I felt that she was indeed not a monkey, but Zhao Zhongxiang's teacher explained "Animal Shijie", those fierce gorillas.

Xiaoqin, who loves peaches so much, but lies that she doesn't like peaches, is it in order to let me eat them? This...... Let the grace of the peach really move me very much! It's even more touching than you just said that you want to die with me! At least it's much easier to eat peaches than to die!

"Xiaoqin, you ...... When you were a child, you obviously loved peaches the most, did you deliberately keep this peach for me to eat this time? ”

Xiaoqin tilted her head slightly, and the bangs on her forehead swayed.

"Ye Lin, have you forgotten? Since that incident, I haven't been a fan of peaches. ”

"Huh? What the hell is it? ”

Xiaoqin seemed to be shy, "That's it, it's the one where we worked together to steal peaches!" ”

Ah, remembered! But that's not a collaboration at all! I was forced by you! You scared me into saying that if I didn't help you keep watch under the tree, I would snatch my big brother Optimus Prime away (and then he was robbed).

At that time, there was a bungalow on the opposite side of the courtyard, and many people had yards, and there was a very fierce old woman who planted a peach tree in the yard and borrowed a lot of red peaches in autumn, which looked very delicious.

Xiao Bawang, who could obviously let Aunt Ren buy peaches for herself, moved the crooked idea of these peaches, and she seemed to think that the peaches she had just picked were more delicious.

So, on a dark and windy night, she forced me and climbed into the wall with her (I'm sorry, I'm not as tall as her, and my legs are short, and I was pulled and dragged by her, which really lost the face of my male compatriots).

Little Overlord climbed the tall peach tree with ease, leaving me behind, staring at the window panes of the old woman's house in fear, for fear that something strange and chaotic would suddenly float out.

In the moonlight, Xiaobawang picked many ripe peaches in one go, but found that they came out in a hurry and did not bring a bag that could hold a large number of peaches.

It was only early autumn, the weather was still very hot, and Xiaobawang was dressed as a boy in a tank top and shorts, and I was the same, I didn't have a big dress, even if I wanted to take off my clothes and use them as a baggage, I couldn't do it.

But this was not difficult for the little overlord, she rolled her eyes, tied the lower edge of her vest in a dead knot, tied it tightly around her waist, and then threw the peaches she picked into her vest.

The peaches that have just been picked from the tree, the peach hair is quite prickly, and the little overlord doesn't feel it when he holds it with his hands (his hands are rough when he just climbed the tree), but once he touches his white and tender chest meat, she immediately itches and can't do it, and she immediately screams loudly!

In an era when everyone is not used to nightlife, the silent night is empty, and the screams are loud!

The peaches also scattered from her vest and fell under the tree, and one of them hit me on the head.

I secretly picked up this peach and stuffed it into my trouser pocket, thinking that Xiaobawang really deserved it, I didn't eat the peach, and I was covered in peach hair, and when I took this peach home, washed it, and ate it beautifully......

As a result, I thought like this, and my escape was slow! The owner of the peach tree was awakened and came out with a broom! The old woman is fierce and vicious, like Mama Rong! The little overlord couldn't hold back the itch and jumped directly onto the fence and jumped off! Leaving me with short legs, I looked at the wall and sighed, was grabbed and beaten by the old woman, and the peaches in my trouser pocket were confiscated!

I cooperated with you to steal peaches, and I didn't eat peaches, but my ass was beaten like peaches!

“…… Right? Xiaoqin said, "Because peaches have left us with painful memories, so in order to remember the pain suffered by Ye Lin, I will not eat peaches since that time......

Nonsense! It has nothing to do with remembering my pain! It was you who were baptized by peach hair, and it was too numb and itchy to produce a psychological shadow! But no matter how much time has passed, I have to say, "You deserve it!" What a curse you've been receiving for bullying me! ”

Wait, at that time, I thought that Xiaobawang was a boy, so I didn't care about the peaches that rolled over his chest and fell on my head, and I planned to take them home and eat them myself. As a result, is this a peach rolling over a girl's chest? Looking back now, weishenme feels so obscene!

Xiaoqin turned the page of the picture book and said with a smile:

"Ye Lin, if you eat my peaches, replace peaches as my model!"

Isn't it the class leader's peach! You just kept saying that this is the class leader's peach! People like you are nothing more than gong cakes!

"Draw me?" I laughed and said, "Whatever you paint, don't zuihou have to be turned into potatoes and eggplants?" ”

"Not really! Because I have a lot of love for Ye Lin, I will definitely paint with love! Even if zuihou turns into potatoes and eggplants, they are potatoes and eggplants that thrive under the liquid watering of love! ”

What is the liquid of love in Nima! Don't use words that are easy to misunderstand!

"By the way, Ye Lin, that ......" Xiaoqin twisted with a pencil, "When my model doesn't need to stay still all the time, but I have a small request......"

"What kind of request, in short, it must be super unreasonable, right?"

"That's it...... Can you take off your clothes and be a nude model for me? ”

"What!?"

"Because peaches don't have any clothes on, I just drew a naked peach! So ......"

"So your sister! The skin of a peach is the clothes of a peach! Before I ate it, I was peeling it and taking off its clothes! Peaches not only have clothes, but they are also sweaters until they are cleaned! Haven't you experienced it with your own flesh! ”

Hearing me mention that incident, Xiaoqin shuddered and stopped asking me to be her nude model.

But after a while, I went to the squad leader again and asked very politely:

"Squad leader, can I draw you?"

"Huh? Xiaoqin, are you really learning to draw these days? Let me see how you draw! ”

The squad leader took the picture book handed to her by Xiaoqin, flipped through a few pages, and a puzzled expression appeared on his face.

"Have you been doing vegetable sketching lately? I didn't see it, Xiaoqin, you pay a lot of attention to the basics......"

Nimana is not the basics! Xiaoqin's painting object is obviously something else! Maybe there are also Beijing***, Hangzhou Lingyin Temple, Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes, Tianshui Thousand Buddha Caves, and NASA's spacecraft, China's Shenzhou 10...... But when it comes to Zuihou in Zuihou, all sentient beings are equally transformed into eggplants and potatoes! As long as you add green peppers, you can have a plate of three fresh!

"Don't worry!" Xiaoqin said seriously, "I will draw the class leader well!" will draw the squad leader a hundred times better than reality! Will give you this picture so that you never want to look in the mirror again! ”

This sounds so strange, how can it be vaguely said that the squad leader is ugly.

Although the squad leader was a little embarrassed, he still said gently:

"There's still a little time left in the lunch break, so if you want to draw now, I can help, but the class bell will be over as soon as the bell rings."

Seeing that the squad leader agreed, Xiaoqin showed a smile that the conspiracy had succeeded.

"I still have a little request, though......"

"What request? Let me try to biedong? ”

"No, it's because I'm a beginner and I don't know how to draw folds on clothes......"

Hearing that there were wrinkles in his clothes, the squad leader, who suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder, hurriedly looked at his body and subconsciously reached out to wipe his sleeves.

"Well, it's not just the folds, I don't know how to draw clothes at all......"

Xiaoqin made a rare admission of her incompetence.

The squad leader replied embarrassedly: "It doesn't matter if you can't draw clothes, I won't care." ”

"Nope! I care! Xiaoqin raised her voice, "Teacher Shui Qin, who will use this brush to make hundreds of billions of people suffer in the future, how can he leave imperfect paintings!" Since you can't draw clothes well, you should be brave enough to avoid them! ”

The class leader blinked, not understanding who "Teacher Shui Qin" was, nor understanding the meaning of Xiao Qin's words.

"That's it...... Squad leader, can you not wear clothes when you are my model? ”

Yes! The squad leader's face is full of black lines! I finally realized that Xiaoqin was teasing herself! She stood up and scratched Xiaoqin's itchy flesh, making Xiaoqin laugh and fall on the chair, she was in pain first!