The so-called country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change, and I once again feel the correctness of this sentence.

Xiaoqin's father, Huo Zhenbang, the owner of the Hong Kong Triad Juying Hall, actually teased Aunt Lin, the mother of the squad leader in Shanghai!

Didn't you go to Shanghai to treat AIDS? As a result, when I saw a researcher who was as beautiful as a fairy, I immediately had a crooked thought...... It seems that in terms of messing with flowers, you are unrepentant! No wonder Aunt Ren has always refused to forgive you!

"Sasha, isn't your future ambition to be a police officer?" Aunt Lin asked the squad leader.

The squad leader nodded blankly, I don't know if it's a relationship that has focused on being coquettish in front of her mother these days, and her righteous demon fighting spirit has completely disappeared, as if she has become a junior high school student who has simply done something wrong and is being criticized by her mother.

"Some people are born to want to maintain order, and some people are born to want to disrupt it." Aunt Lin moved her gaze back to me, "Ye Lin is known as the campus boss of the twenty-eighth middle school, right?" Looking at this rhythm, I can't figure out how to become a gangster thug in the future......"

Aunt Lin has such a big opinion of me! Since she was entangled by Huo Zhenbang, she must have also seen Huo Zhenbang's bodyguard "Dragon Tiger" Leopard trio, right? Among them, Uncle Long is burly, with a murderous face, and he really has a lot of similarities with me, and the so-called "becoming a thug in the underworld" is derived from this, right?

Ye Linhe...... I won't join the underworld in the future," the squad leader hesitated for a moment before replying, "He promised me that he would never become a criminal......"

Huh? Is it the agreement that I was told by the stream in Cuisong Mountain to "don't be a criminal and cause her trouble"?

Aunt Lin's face changed, "What?" You've reached the point where you've agreed on the future? Ye Lin promised you not to be a criminal, so what did you promise him? ”

"I—I didn't promise him anything......"

The squad leader hung his head very confidently, and a lock of long hair on his shoulders slid to his chest.

Liar, you obviously said in the text message on your mobile phone that as long as I come back alive, you will marry me...... However, it was a promise of lack of consideration under the emotional control, and if I mentioned this now, not only would the squad leader be shocked by where I learned the content of the text message, but it would also make Aunt Lin even more angry.

"The agreement is a matter of two people, you didn't promise him anything, he weishenme wants to promise you, you won't be a criminal in the future?"

Listening to Aunt Lin's tone, it seems to be a mixed underworld, which is a very promising job for me.

The day before yesterday, I was standing in front of a vegetable stall playing with my mobile phone, and the vegetable vendor said to me in embarrassment: "I have already paid the protection fee in the morning!" ”

This kind of ability to remind others to pay protection money without speaking is not something that everyone has.

And during the time when Huo Zhenbang was in contact with me, he intentionally or unintentionally wanted me to "gain knowledge", and also gave me tickets for underground boxing matches, which was quite a sign of wanting to accept me as his subordinate!

Because my eldest son fought with American gangsters and unfortunately died, did I also become a candidate for his successor? Because of my relationship with Xiaoqin, does he treat me as a "quasi-son-in-law"?

Thinking about it this way, if I make up my mind to mix in the underworld, maybe I can really get along smoothly and rise to the top of a criminal syndicate!

"Aunt Lin, I did promise the squad leader that I would not embark on the road of crime in the future."

Aunt Lin waited for me to continue.

"Although I look a bit like the underworld, the people I know are ...... Also looks like the underworld! But I know that once I become a criminal in the future, the squad leader who volunteers to be a police officer will become my opponent, and I heard that the squad leader has good marksmanship, and I am just afraid of death......"

This sentence is half-true, but it is explained after all, I Weishenme promised the squad leader not to become a criminal, and did not ask the squad leader to give any quid pro quo.

Aunt Lin squinted her eyes, and a look of doubt appeared on her face.

"Even if Sasha really becomes a criminal policeman, or even a special police officer, there is no need to keep an eye on you as a criminal, right?"

"That ......," I short-circuited my brain, "I have a very special way of committing crimes, so I'm sure the squad leader will notice me!" ”

Obviously, what I said was very 2B, which made Aunt Lin blacken her face.

"What are you guys? Playing a game of cop catching criminals? Aunt Lin touched the outside of the beef stew casserole with her fingers to make sure the dish was still at a certain temperature.

"It seems that he is righteous and awe-inspiring, and he contributes to society...... You're actually making a private decision for life! What is the essential difference between agreeing with young people to go to a university in the future and stay in the same city! ”

The squad leader's face suddenly turned redder than the sugar tomatoes on the table.

"Mom, how can you say that......"

"Yes," I chimed in, "Mom, how can you ......?"

"What do you call me!?" Aunt Lin's eyes almost burst into flames, and I was so scared that I almost bit my tongue.

Because the food was in danger of cooling down completely, Aunt Lin asked us to fill our stomachs first, and we would talk about other things later.

The squad leader lost his appetite and only ate a little bit of food, but the rice in the bowl was cleaned to the point that there was not a single grain left.

I turned my grief and anger into appetite, and seized the opportunity to eat enough beef stew, and I felt that even if I was going to be shot, I would have to be a full ghost.

Of course, the three bowls of broccoli soup that Aunt Lin poured for me, zuihou all entered my stomach, and I couldn't fool it through.

It's so bad...... But if it's a person with great cooking skills, and he deliberately makes it so unpalatable, and instead of Amy and Pooh, he accidentally made a dark dish, then I'd have been dead for a long time now.

After eating, the squad leader took the initiative to go to the kitchen to wash the dishes, I wanted to help, but Aunt Lin stopped me.

"Don't try to escape, sit down!"

I had no choice but to honestly put down the butt that I had just lifted again.

"If you don't want to be an underworld in the future, have you ever thought about what kind of work you want to do?"

Aunt Lin asked me this pointed question.

The squad leader had asked a similar question before, and at that time I said irresponsibly, "Lao Tzu can go to the construction site to move bricks!" "But you can't say that right now.

As for inheriting my father's adult products online store, I can't talk about it, Aunt Li doesn't know what our family does now, and if she knew, she would definitely have more prejudice against me.

Come to think of it, the job I can earn the most money from my own strength at the moment is being an actor! Although he plays a negative role like a deaf and dumb evil monk and a bad young man in Jinling, it is much better than really being a villain in reality, right?

"That...... I'm going to be an actor in martial arts films, even if it's a stuntman......"

Aunt Lin seemed a little surprised by my answer, she looked up and down, my hard-trained body muscles and muscles that were obviously stronger than those of my peers.

I puffed up my chest a little and shouted in my heart, "This is Sparta!" "I want to try Aunt Bodlin's favor.

As a result, Aunt Lin's face quickly turned cold, and she hummed: "I hate actors the most!" ”

Huh? Where does this begin? I can understand that you don't like the underworld, but where did the actor offend you?

"When I was in college, there were also directors who said that I was suitable for acting and came to me for an audition, I was curious, and went to join in the fun with more than a dozen selected people, but after the audition, I went back to the recording studio to get what I had forgotten, but I saw a well-known mainland actor, hugging my alumni, naked and entangled together!"

The squad leader must have heard his mother say this before, so he didn't express any special surprise at this time.

"Then only that alumnus of mine passed the audition! The showbiz is dirty to death! There is no difference between you and the underworld! By the way, the Hong Kong man surnamed Huo also used to make movies and launder money, you are all all good all the way! ”

Huo Zhenbang was scolded by himself, but Aunt Lin beat the people in the entertainment industry to death with a hammer, and I can't agree.

"Aunt Lin, there are indeed unspoken rules in the entertainment industry, but you can't feel that everyone in the circle is not clean just because you have encountered it once!"

"In fact, even if there are unspoken rules, it is not the turn of middle- and lower-class actors, stuntmen are the same as dragon sets, they all honestly earn their hard-earned money!"

Aunt Lin didn't buy my account, "Hmph, didn't Jackie Chan also start as a stuntman and was kicked out by Bruce Lee for dozens of meters?" As a result, it became popular later, and he didn't show mercy everywhere? Now I even dare to kiss ***! ”

I choked so much that I had to give another example of what I thought was safe:

"Leslie Cheung always has a good reputation as an artist, right? There are few people who have worked with him who do not praise him for his kindness, let alone the unspoken rules......"

Aunt Lin smiled "hehe", "That's because he's gay!" And didn't Leslie Cheung jump off the building! Good people in the entertainment industry can't live, you still don't understand this truth!? ”

"That'...... Jet Li is enthusiastic about charity, opened One Foundation, and the use of funds is transparent......"

"What kind of good person is the guy who abandoned the little junior sister!"

Aunt Lin refers to Huang Qiuyan, the little sister who has practiced martial arts with Jet Li in a martial arts academy since she was a child, Huang Qiuyan played the heroine in the sequel movie "Shaolin Kid" of "Shaolin Temple" and made a movie with Jet Li, and then the two people who fell in love for the first time finally came together.

However, the good times did not last long, Jet Li signed a contract with Golden Harvest, and after coming to Hong Kong to develop, he and Huang Qiuyan were separated by oceans, gathering less and leaving more, plus Jet Li met the Asian sister champion Li Zhi during the filming of "Dragon in the World", and the two had a good impression of each other, and the seeds of marriage change were planted.

"That...... Although childhood sweethearts didn't get to zuihou together.,It's a pity that's right.。 ”

I really didn't expect that I, who thought I wouldn't argue with others for the star I liked, actually argued with the class leader's mother about the rights and wrongs of the star.

"But Jet Li is not a merciless person! When he divorced Huang Qiuyan, in order to apologize, he almost left the house, and later confessed to Li Zhi, saying, 'I am penniless', I really didn't mean to exaggerate, Jet Li hadn't filmed the Wong Fei Hung series at that time......"

"Even when Huang Qiuyan later came back to shoot "Jade Girl Sword", she talked about Jet Li with the media, and she didn't speak ill of her, she said that Jet Li is very cute, very smart, has many advantages, loves their daughter very much, is a good father, but there are too many women who like him......"

Halfway through the words, I felt that I had done something stupid, and sure enough, the smile on the corner of Aunt Lin's mouth became even more terrifying.

"Listen to what you mean, you still envy Jet Li? Do you also think that abandoning your wife is okay with the phrase 'too many women who like me' as an excuse! ”