"I was peeing and after peeing I found out I wanted to!"

"Holy! Can you still be serious? Not long after eating, you for a while, pee for a while, nauseous or not! The red wolf looked at Niu Wazi and scolded angrily, "If you don't talk about it well, return the money to us, at your level, you are embarrassed to tell jokes!" ”

"That's it, one hundred yuan per person, we want to hear the original, you can be good, it's actually a big meal of and pee, refund the money, don't listen!" The Tibetan wolf echoed loudly.

"Damn! Am I not trying to make the mood better? That's the story! If you don't listen, get out, I'll just sleep! You don't have to think about the refund of the money! Don't say it's a hundred dollars, it's a dollar, and you don't want to take it from me!" Niu Wazi was barefoot, sitting cross-legged on a table, and said with a smile on her face, "You perverts, don't you just want to listen to yellow jokes?" ”

"Stop talking nonsense, let's talk about it! Brothers, I'm excited to hear this, and I'll give you a reward! The hungry wolf roared loudly, "If you don't speak well, we'll strip you naked and take nude photos, and then send them to Ouyang Xuan'er!" ”

"Don't spoil my image in the eyes of the goddess! It's my brother's, remember it for me in the future, Ouyang Xuan'er is my cow baby's woman, none of you can touch it, you have to ask for instructions at a glance, you know? ”

"It's not that I'm stripped naked, don't JB ink, hurry up!" The red wolf urged anxiously, "Skip the part where you eat and drink urine!" ”

"After I finished my own business, before I could tie the trouser belt, I saw Chen Xiaohan and Zhou Yubing coming over with a big stone peeing on me. It's too late, it's too late, buddy, I quickly found a good place to hide, took out my mobile phone, and wanted to take a picture of them fighting in the field. ”

"Do you have a video?" The Tibetan wolf interrupted Niu Wazi and scolded excitedly, "There is a video and you still talk about a bird, can't you just show us the video and it's over?" ”

"Didn't you say you wanted to hear stories? I didn't say I wanted to watch a live video! Do you think you can watch videos for 100 yuan? That's top secret, you know? If I gave Zhou Yubing a copy of the undressing clip and sent it over, she would definitely buy it for hundreds of thousands! Niu Wazi glanced at the three Tibetan wolves with disdain, moved his calves and said, "See, in order to shoot the video well, even this white skin was scratched!" ”

"Don't be scared, aren't you going to increase the price? Make a price and give my brother a few to see the live video! The red wolf said like an uncle, "Brothers, they are not bad for money!" ”

"Ten thousand yuan!" Niu Wazi said unceremoniously.

"Damn! You're ruthless! Why brother, you are also slaughtered to death! The hungry wolf howled and scolded, "A thousand dollars! If you don't show it, we'll knock you down now, take off your pants, and blow your with a mop! ”

"One thousand per person, a discounted price! No more bargaining! Niu Wazi dug his nostrils, then stretched out his little hand and said, "Pay a deposit of 10,000 yuan first!" ”

"How to watch a video and pay a deposit, do you still have a conscience! It's good that you're not a movie theater manager, otherwise you'd have closed down and gone bankrupt! ”

"My phone is an Apple 8, you know? There are more than 6,000 machines in one machine. In case a few of you get excited and break my phone, then I won't lose money? Don't worry, as long as the phone is not broken, I will definitely return the deposit to you! I can't just put my new phone on my new phone just to make your little money! ”

"The cash on the three of us combined is not enough for 5,000! Who came out with so much cash on them! The red wolf scolded angrily.

"If you don't have any cash, you can mortgage the three of you to me! Otherwise, don't talk about it! Niu Wazi got down from the table, guarding against the three voyeurs in anger and grabbing them.

"Give it to him! He is that virtuous! Don't take advantage of a little bit, it's itchy all over! The hungry wolf took out the change on his body, handed it to the red wolf with the mobile phone in his pocket, looked at the cow baby viciously and said, "If you are not strong enough, you know the consequences!" ”

"Damn! My cow baby's character guarantees, this thing must be exciting! Niu Wazi's eyes rolled, patted her chest and said.

"Here you go! Give me your phone! The red wolf angrily put the change and mobile phone on the three of them into Niu Wazi's hand, and then turned his head to the Tibetan wolf and said, "You go and close the door, this thing can do anything, to prevent him from escaping!" ”

"Hmm!" The Tibetan wolf hurriedly got out of bed, quickly locked the door of the room, and then ran back again in a hurry, waiting like a deer to see Zhou Yubing undress.

"Give you your phone, be careful, don't break it!" Niu Wazi took out a large-screen copycat machine from his trouser pocket and threw it into the arms of the hungry wolf and said, "Look, it's so exciting!" ”

"Damn! Are you an iPhone? The red wolf glanced at Niu Wazi's mobile phone and almost fainted. Are you TMD this is the eighth generation of Apple? ”

"What's wrong? You are counting down, I am the eighth generation ancestor of the current Apple mobile phone. Don't you see so many subtitles P on that screen? Niu Wazi hummed a little song as a matter of course, and taught him a reasoned and well-founded lesson, "To be patriotic, do you understand?" What bullshit apples to buy, just shoot a video! ”

"Why is there a video of me taking a shower? Bastard, are you spying on me? The red wolf saw the hungry wolf fiddling for a long time, and he didn't find the video of Zhou Yubing and Chen Xiaohan, but saw that he appeared in the video folder naked. While scolding, he urged, "Hurry up and delete it!" Niu Baby, this beast, is not a thing! ”

"Niu baby, I'm too grandma! Why did you steal my underwear change too! The hungry wolf was squeezed by the red wolf and the Tibetan wolf left and right to rummage under him for the video, and when he saw his own part, he struggled and scolded loudly.

"Deleted! It's all deleted! The Tibetan wolf had already seen himself, and urged loudly with a red face.

"You * stick! I'm not afraid of sperm and death! Smash two inflatable dolls in one night! The red wolf looked at the Tibetan wolf and laughed and mocked.

"Knowing you're not a good thing! Further down there is it! Niu Wazi was not ashamed, but proudly admonished, "Dude, I just practice my hands, and your body is suitable for modeling, so I recorded it!" Don't mind, you are the greatest naked male model in China who has made sacrifices for art! ”

"Xiaohan, I really like you so much, it's good for you to be my boyfriend!" Zhou Yubing's coquettish and gentle voice came from the mobile phone.

"Damn, that's so sassy!" The hungry wolf looked at the phone with green eyes, saliva near his lips, swallowed, and said comfortably.

"If I were Xiaohan, I would just press the ground and get on it! The royal sister who sent it to the door, why don't you want it! Seeing that there was no sound in the video, the Tibetan wolf narrated.

"I'm sorry, Sister Zhou! I really didn't think about it, I don't know where I came from now, how can I accept you! Chen Xiaohan refused very coldly and bluntly.

"Xiaohan, I'm so hot!" Zhou Yubing's voice revealed a seductive seduction, and the hungry wolves looked at Zhou Yubing's huge chest with straight eyes.

"Take it off! Take it off! ”

"Cool! Such a big one! ”

"I can't stand the birds! I'm going to pee! The red wolf covered his crotch very unproductively and said exaggeratedly.

"Then take off your clothes!" Chen Xiaohan's voice was solemn, and he said seriously, "It doesn't seem to be hot this day!" ”

"Chen Xiaohan, this brute, is too hypocritical!" The hungry wolf said with emotion, "In this case, Chen Xiaohan must be moved!" ”

"Nonsense, don't be impressed, can Xiaohan let Zhou Yubing take off his clothes!" The Tibetan wolf expressed his feelings.

"Xiaohan, I really like you! Can you just be my boyfriend? My sister will love you in the future, and she will be good to you for the rest of her life, can you succeed? Zhou Yubing in the video boldly took two steps forward and said softly as water.

"What a haode woman! Come on! The Tibetan wolf smashed the bed and roared very disturbingly, "Why didn't any woman come to me to confess!" ”

"Sister Zhou, I really didn't think about personal issues! You're good, but I don't think so! I can't even remember what happened to me in the past, how do you ask me to start a new relationship? I don't want to lie to you, really! ”

"This Chen Xiaohan must have something wrong with his body! Sister Zhou can resist a stunner, it's not a man! ”

"That's it! I can't stand the birds! The red wolf nodded with a flushed face and agreed, "In this case, the most normal reaction is to pounce and strip naked, XXOO!" ”

"Xiaohan, I really like you as a person, not just your appearance! If I tell a lie, the gods will come down and chop me to death."

"Poof! Poof! A noisy sound came, and the mobile phone video shook wildly, and when I watched it again, the video was gone.

"What's going on? Why is it gone? The hungry wolf looked at Niu Wazi and roared, "Is there a sequel, how much, you can say it yourself!" ”

"A sequel to a grandma! I took a picture of my phone in the crack of the stone where they were dating! I'm depressed too, but what's the solution! It was originally a field drama, but my master who suffered a thousand knives fell from the sky and scared Zhou Yubing out! What can I do! Niu Wazi put the banknotes in his pocket, snatched back his mobile phone, and said helplessly.

"What a disappointment! Depressed! The Tibetan wolf hunched over and stood up and walked towards the door like a shrimp.

"Damn! That's it! Listen to it and you'll have a reaction! Niu Wazi pursed the corners of her mouth and sneered, "Are you going back to find an inflatable doll to vent!" ”

"Squeak!" The Tibetan wolf opened the door, but the man stood motionless at the door with a red face.

"Let's go! What a hair! It wouldn't be that he saw Zhou Yubing's sassy "red wolf rushed to the door in a few arrow steps, and before the word "goods" could be spoken, his face was flushed and he didn't move!

"It's over! It's time for a sequel! The hungry wolf gloated and glanced at Niu Wazi and said sympathetically.

Zhou Yubing slowly pushed open the door, with a smile on his face, but his eyes burst with anger like hatred for the devils of the Japanese country! Walking towards the house step by step, the three of them retreated step by step.

"Give it to me!" Zhou Yubing stretched out his slender trembling jade hand, and his voice was as cold as a penguin in Antarctica.

"Give!" Niu Wazi hurriedly handed over her mobile phone, didn't dare to say a word, and waited to be scolded with a red face.

"You four like voyeurism, don't you? Now I'm going to record a video, and you guys will cooperate! If you don't cooperate, I'll let Zhen Cheng open you four scum! Zhou Yubing shouted angrily.

"Cooperate, definitely cooperate!" The red wolves turned pale with fright and hurriedly agreed.

"You three, help me take off the cow baby's pants!"

"Okay!" As soon as Zhou Yubing's words fell, the red wolf and the others dragged the sluggish cow baby to the bed, the enthusiasm and enthusiasm were really unprecedented.

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PS: No flowers, no motivation. Brothers, a little bit of flowers!