Chapter 0112 - One Move to Defeat the Enemy
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Wow! Everyone in the audience was amazed by Lin Suyin's cleverness, but they didn't dare to say anything, everyone knew that if the spearhead of these two robbers was pointed at others, it would be more safety and security for themselves. Although they are not gloating, they are all secretly glad to have such a bird.
"Little girl! Playing with me, right? The thin scale rod scolded angrily: "Lao Tzu will let you know today who you have offended!" Fatty, come here, strip me of this chick! Lao Tzu personally gave a free physiology lesson to the dignitaries here! Teach you thirty-six postures and one hundred and eight patterns! ”
The fat scales were overjoyed, and directly pushed the tall stewardess behind him, and said overjoyed: "Big ...... Big...... Eldest brother! I...... I'm ...... Hold...... It's suffocating! Isn't it...... First...... Let's start with a ...... Double, Twin Hole...... Even...... Fly together! ”
Faced with the robber's foul language, Lin Suyin frowned and scolded fiercely: "Perverted! ”
Seeing that the stewardess had broken away from the control of the fat scale, Xu Yun could be regarded as being able to stretch comfortably: "Whew...... You've had enough of the two of you, right? Isn't it time to stop? Hey, hey, I've been sitting for so long, my bones are stiff, and it's time to move my muscles and bones. ”
Seeing that someone suddenly stood up to save the beauty of the hero, the thin scale pole was shocked, and hurriedly greeted the fat scale: "Fatty!" Give me this kid a waste first! Let's see if they dare to argue with me! Kill him! ”
"Ahh Suddenly there was a scream!
The thin scale rod was taken aback, and when he looked back, one of the fat man's arms had been deformed, and appeared in front of him in an incredible bend.
Lin Ge shot really hard enough, not to mention breaking the fat scale's arm, his knee suddenly hit the fat man's waist, only to hear the fat man scream again, kneeling directly on the ground, Lin Ge's swift hand knife hit the fat scale's neck, and the dead fat man didn't even have a chance to scream, so he passed out directly on the floor. And the fruit knife in his hand had been snatched by Lin Ge and handed over to the flight attendant.
"Sister flight attendant, this is the evidence of the crimes of these two people, you have to keep it." Lin Ge's smile is still very charming, at least this flight attendant's face turned red all of a sudden, and that feeling of falling in love at first sight is not something that anyone has the opportunity to feel.
The sudden change made the thin scale pole a little overwhelmed, and his panicked gaze wandered back and forth on Xu Yun and Lin Ge, and his isolation made him fall into deep fear.
"Well, do you want to count your hair, or do you want to move your muscles with me." Xu Yun raised his eyebrows and said provocatively.
Seeing this, the thin scale pole could only fight, and scolded angrily like Xu Yun pounced: There is a way in heaven that you don't go, and you have to enter hell without a door! Lao Tzu killed you today! ”
In Xu Yun's eyes, the full force of the thin scale rod was like a soft marshmallow, he didn't even dodge, he directly raised his hand and grabbed the fist of the thin scale rod, and with five fingers, he heard a click of the finger bone breaking in the fist of the thin scale rod!
"Ahh Whew!! Eldest brother! Eldest brother! I was wrong! I was wrong! Please let me go!! The thin scale rod couldn't hold the pain of the bones being crushed, and pleaded in pain: "Please, I beg you!" Spare me, you have a lot of them, just let me go as a fart! ”
Xu Yun had never had any interest in waste and soft eggs, so he directly threw away the fist of the thin scale rod and gave Lin Ge a look.
Lin Ge nodded, directly buckled the arms of the thin scale rod, stepped on his back with his feet, and exerted force with both hands in vain, and with a click, the thin monkey's arms were dislocated, and his face was planted on the ground. Although he wanted to move his muscles and bones like Xu Yun, his opponent was too vegetable, and he was not an opponent at all.
"Huh, what these two people grabbed just now, don't have to return it to everyone first." Lin Ge said to the stewardess: "Leave it to the police as evidence, and the police will return it to the original owner." ”
The stewardess nodded to Lin Ge seriously, and the crimson on her face hadn't fallen yet.
"People have been caught, why don't you give it back to us?" The man with gold wire glasses stood up and said, "What about our money?!" ”
When he took the lead, the young woman and the rich woman also became excited, after all, everyone, just the four of them suffered losses, and the only thing that didn't say anything was the big explosion with fat heads and big ears.
"You took the initiative to swipe out the money, and when you got off the plane, you went to the police to help you recover it! I'm not your babysitter, so I care about you so much? Lin Ge didn't have a good breath, this person is really a bastard, one is a soft egg in front of the two idiot robbers, and now that the robbers are hanging, they are still shouting at them with confidence.
Seeing Lin Ge's glare, the man with gold-wire glasses didn't dare to attack, so he could only set his eyes on what he thought was a more imposing explosion.
The big explosion of the fat head and big ears felt the gaze, looked up at him, and said silently: "When you paid the money, you grabbed it faster than anyone else, and now you are also the most anxious, if you have the ability, you can find those two criminals by yourself, and if you don't have the ability, sit down and wait to get off the plane!" ”
Hearing the big explosion say so, the man with golden wire glasses can only give up his two million! Of course, he didn't dare to chase it back...... The money isn't clean, it's not laundered.
Neither of the two men spoke, and the young woman could only swallow her anger, she was the one who lost the most, and she had the hardest breath. I really don't know how she explained to the big leader who raised her where the money went, in case people suspected that she was raising a man behind her back and no longer being her backer, she would directly become a phoenix and become a chicken.
The rich woman with the least loss is still in a good mood, one million is really nothing to her, she has begun to wholeheartedly comfort the little white face beside her: "Hani, I was really reluctant to give you the one million just now, but I already knew that these two would definitely be subdued, and we reduced the loss by another million in this way, and when I get back to Shenjiang, I will buy you a Highlander to compensate you immediately!" ”
"Dead fat woman, are you pretending to be a good person now?" The little white face was unwilling: "How much money does Highlander have?" Don't you just think that the car has a lot of space, so it's convenient for your body to play with me in the car! Hmph, I don't want it! Unless you give me an Audi Q7! Otherwise, you don't have to talk about it! I'm gone! ”
"Good, good, good! Audi Q7 is Audi Q7! "Fat Futai agreed, anyway, the cheapest Audi Q7 discount has dropped to about 600,000 after the discount, and the landing is more than 70,000, and you can give yourself a comfortable car shock space, which is better than spending an extra million to drift.
Hearing that the fat woman agreed to her request, the expression on the little white face immediately changed, and she was no longer called the fat woman: "My dear, what you said is true?" As long as you buy me an Audi Q7, I promise to make you high every night...... Tide......! ”
People are really realistic enough now, not only women, but also men?
"Hani, when do I stop talking." The fat lady looked intoxicated, but soon, her face turned blue again: "But I warn you, if I hear you dare to call me a fat woman again, I will castrate you!" Don't think I'm bluffing you, you know? ”
"My dear, people are angry in their hearts just now, you know, what I love most is your plumpness." The first thing to do is that the mouth must not only live well, but also be sweet, as if eating honey all day long, otherwise the technique of only taking half of the body is not enough to make the rich woman happy.
The greasy and crooked whispered conversation between the two really made others feel sick to their stomachs.
Beside the big explosion of fat head and big ears, a petite woman sobbed: "Godfather, if it were you, would you spend money to save my life?" ”
"Silly girl, of course I will." The rough palm of the big explosion slashed up and down the petite woman's waist: "Don't say one million, even if it's ten million, I'm willing to give it for you, if it wasn't for the little young woman's mouth just now, I'll grab it and pay to save your life." ”
The petite woman rubbed coquettishly on the big outburst: "I hate it, godfather, that person can save you four million, can you go back and change my car?" People want to be the same as Meimei, drive a Maserati, and the broken mini will attract the attention of the sling at most, and rich people are rare. ”
"Maserati is good, but the space is too small, otherwise I'll give you a BMW X5." The big outbreak seems to be in a good mood, so he is also generous with his shots.
The petite woman groaned, and her pretty face was slightly red: "Godfather, I hate it!" Why do you want such a large space, you just want it for your own convenience and when I shake, no, no, no, people want Maserati, they want, they want! ”
"Okay, let's talk about it when we get off the plane!" Big Burst enjoyed the petite woman's scream.
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Lin Ge let out a long sigh and said to Xu Yun, "I'll ...... Brother, you see what kind of people we all saved in the cabin, there is really no good thing, I just didn't help them if I knew it, let them have some blood and accept a little lesson, I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I feel sick to my stomach. ”
Xu Yun smiled and shook his head, looking at the two robbers lying at their feet, which everyone and the flight attendants agreed on, because only they could deter the two robbers.
"Good people have done it, and if you say these things that make them unhappy, wouldn't it be thankless." Lin Suyin said: "Little pigeon, you better learn from your brother." Calm. ”
Lin Gecai was not afraid of others hearing it: "What's the matter, if it weren't for me, they would have been scared to pee, and they wouldn't have allowed me to complain." Cut. ”
Don't say it, no one dares to say Lin Ge, they are not grateful, but they have seen Lin Ge's domineering, they all know that this kid is not simple, he is not an ordinary person, and no one wants to cause trouble for himself.
Lin Suyin smiled faintly and looked at the clouds outside the window: "I encountered such an interesting thing before I got off the plane, it seems that my trip is really worthwhile." ”
"When you get off the plane, you will definitely like the mainland more." Xu Yun closed his eyes again: "You will definitely fall in love with the great mountains and rivers of your motherland." Hehe, but before that, I'm afraid that the beautiful stewardess will fall in love with our little pigeon first. ”
Lin Ge's face turned red: "Brother, don't talk nonsense!" Let the family hear the joke! Sleep, sleep! Don't talk to anyone! ”
Seeing that the three robbers in uniform were all taking a nap with their eyes closed, the others were not so calm, and they all stared at the two robbers, for fear that they would suddenly stand up and start a new round of looting against them.
This picture is quite comic. (To be continued)