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Who is Xu Yun? His identity is the previous instructor of the Yanlong Special Combat Team of the dignified Shenlong Brigade, and even the Oolong with the worst language talent is fluent in Chinese, English, Chinese and French, and he knows a little about the other five languages. Not to mention Xu Yun, in addition to his native language, he is fluent in English, Russian, French, Ri, German, Spanish, Korean, Thai, Portuguese...... and more than a dozen languages, even Dr. Zamenhof created Esperanto on the basis of the Indo-European language family, you know, there are only 1,000 native speakers of Esperanto in the world, and the people who can use this language fluently are only 100,000!

Why is English a little important?

Even "Medicine, Che Ke is noisy, Kang Ang Bei nose is enough to eat dogs, Gaita Ao black feed hook, Ai Bao Rui Bati is too set~" Such a difficult English song, Xu Yunna can come with his mouth open! Can you still understand the crappy American English of a third-rate foreigner director? Joke!

"Sister Chiling, don't be so difficult. I understand English. Xu Yun knew that Ling Chiling had good intentions, and he also hoped that the cooperation would end the shooting of this advertisement happily, so that he could explain to Zuo Meiyan well when he went back, but he hated this feeling, this feeling of foreigners looking down on Chinese people.

Perhaps it is a question of origin, Xu Yun is particularly sensitive to this point, there are painful memories of being bullied by those powers in the long history of China, which is something that no Chinese person is willing to mention, and it is also something that any Chinese person with a conscience will not forget. Although there is peace in the world now, that is also the premise that the other side is friendly and polite to us.

To use an inappropriate analogy, a person who once violated your hospital exploded your chrysanthemum, because you were strong and looked down on you, but his children and grandchildren did not know that he had burst your chrysanthemum, and condescended to your children and grandchildren, then what should your children and grandchildren do? If you have a hot temper, you will definitely come back directly, even if you have a good temper, it depends on who is right, right?

Just when Ling Zhiling was dumbfounded by Xu Yun's sentence "I can understand English", Xu Yun had already said to Director Pierce in fluent English: "Put away your arrogant attitude, you came to shoot advertisements to work for Mr. Isolda, and we came to shoot advertisements to give Mr. Isolda face, our identities are really different, but it's not that you are high or low." It's that I'm high and you're low. Got it? ”

Pierce's expression was instantly amazed, he didn't expect that this low-grade little actor in his eyes would actually speak such fluent English.

"If you don't know English, you are low? Hehe, what are you kidding? I don't think the one who knows Chinese is called Su zhì low! The largest number of Chinese speakers in the world! The largest number of native Chinese speakers! Whether we learn English, French, or Russian, it's all because we learn the most difficult language in the world, not because we can afford you. Xu Yun's English is indeed enough to kill the super translator of the eighth level of the professional in seconds: "Compared with the French language of 76 instead of 76, but 60 plus 16, and the Russian language of flicking your tongue until you cramp, your English is too simple." Your country is a country of immigrants, do you know why English is used as the Chinese language? Because your average IQ can only learn the simplest language. Dear, don't look down on the Chinese people, the Chinese people who don't know English are not unable to learn, but they are not rare to learn. If they want to learn, they only need to be fifteen to eighteen years old in three years of high school to reach the level of four that many of you Americans can't pass, their vocabulary is several times higher than that of you Americans, and they can use 'fark squid' to make up a dozen kinds of swear language to spray your ancestors in the cemetery for eighteen generations. Understand? ”

Pierce's eyes widened like cowbells, Ling Chiling's jaw almost fell to the ground, her English was good, her brain couldn't even keep up with the rhythm of Xu Yun's speech, if it weren't for Xu Yun's pronunciation was very standard, she might not even understand.

The translator sitting at the next table fell to the ground with the spoon in his hand, and he had to say that this was the most English-speaking person he had ever seen in the world in his eight years as a translator! He really doubted that he had created this language!

"Don't take your ignorance for a moment." After Xu Yun finished the last sentence, he calmly picked up the nǎi tea on the table and took a sip, and continued to say in English: "If you want to talk about advertising, we can continue to communicate, if you are here to find your superiority, then I'm sorry, I won't accompany you." ”

There is a category of people in the world who are the most terrifying, that is, people who can still find a sense of superiority in a domestic Brilliance BMW 316. Obviously, Pierce is this kind of person, and after shooting some commercials for luxury brands, he feels like he is in the sky. As everyone knows, even if he shoots a luxury advertisement, it is only a commercial, and it can never be compared with Spielberg, who filmed Raiders of the Lost Ark. It's like the 316i with 280,000 domestic products is far from being compared with the 760li xing version imported by 2.7 million, which is a truth.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I take back what I said earlier. You are a high-quality person, and you let me know how smart the Chinese people are. Pierce was really shocked by Xu Yun, he really didn't expect that the young man in front of him would refute himself in such fluent English, if he had a debate with him, he would definitely be the one who lost.

Xu Yun raised his eyebrows: "Then can we start talking about advertising?" ”

"Of course, of course." Pierce nodded, "Let's talk while we eat." ”

Xu Yun smiled slightly: "Do you want to drink?" You learned from us Huaxia people, right? What has to be done at the wine table to make a decision? ”

Pierce didn't understand what Xu Yun meant, and looked at Ling Zhiling blankly.

Ling Zhiling finally breathed a sigh of relief, and explained to Pierce with a smile: "Mr. Pierce, what Xu Yun means is a kind of 'wine table culture' in our Huaxia, that is, many things need to be drunk to be determined, and if you don't eat and drink, you can't talk about it." ”

Pierce nodded suddenly, and then said to Xu Yun: "It's okay to drink, but I'm not used to drinking your Chinese liquor, I prefer whiskey." ”

"I also like whiskey." Xu Yun nodded, "But the drinks here have to be paid for by yourself, and I originally thought that the meal rolls of nearly two hundred yuan were expensive enough." For the same price, the buffet of the Golden Leopard is more varied than this! ”

Pierce immediately snapped his fingers at his translator, "You can help me get to my room and take down the whiskey I brought." ”

The translator didn't say a word, wiped his mouth and left.

Pierce shook his head helplessly: "I hope you don't mind, I brought my own drink because I bought whiskey ten times in Huaxia, and eight times it didn't taste right." ”

Xu Yun nodded: "You are right about this, there is no way, we Huaxia people are smart, the whiskey you drink, we Huaxia people only need to order industrial wine jing and sè su to get it." ”

"Oh buy karma!" Pierce was momentarily dumbfounded, industrial liquor jing? That's going to drink the dead.

"It's okay, don't worry about your body, we have a lot of young people and little sisters who soak in bars and drink fake wine every day, and they are all alive and well. You won't have a problem drinking it ten or eight times. Xu Yun said with a smile.

This really made Pierce stunned.

Ling Zhiling had no choice but to break the siege: "Mr. Pierce, he likes to joke, don't mind." Hehe, let's talk about our advertising shoot. ”

"Okay, then I'll express my point of view now." Pierce also moved out of Xu Yun's Kan Dashan and began to talk about his advertising philosophy.

Kan Kanqi talked for a long time, and Xu Yun summed it up in two words, xing!

Because one of the words Pierce uses the most is sexy, and every time he says sexy, he dances excitedly and covers his chest and face. After his interpreter took down the whiskey he had brought from afar in the United States and had a drink with Xu Yun, the conversation became even more energetic.

Because most of the actions that Pierce said were particularly provocative, Ling Chiling was a little unacceptable for a while, and Xu Yun also felt that this foreigner had some ill intentions, and when he said that he needed Ling Chiling to show here and there, a pair of eyes flashed blue, and he was quite excited.

After the three of them had eaten, Pierce directly invited Ling Chiling to his room to chat, saying that he wanted to show Ling Chiling her posture during the shooting, and to help her point out first.

Ling Zhiling wanted to refuse, but she didn't know how to refuse, and her expression couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

Of course, Xu Yun couldn't sit idly by at this time: "Director Pierce, if that's the case, I think I should also go with you, after all, I will be the one who will cooperate with Miss Chi Ling at that time, not you." If only her movements were elegant and sultry, and I looked like a piece of wood, I'm afraid it wouldn't be suitable, right? ”

Pierce frowned and glanced at Xu Yun, he was speechless because of Xu Yun's ignorance, so he was a little impatient: "Mr. Xu, as a man, I want to say that as long as Miss Ling's appearance is in place, you only need to play this sè, because I believe that no man can stand Miss Ling." So you don't need pointers. I just want to remind you not to get too involved in the shooting, after all, it is an underwear advertisement, and if you have a man's reaction, I'm afraid it's not okay. So, before shooting, you figure out how to fix it, I don't mind if you spend money to find a woman. ”

These words really confused Xu Yun and Ling Zhiling.

Xu Yun was surprised: "Mr. Pierce, I don't quite understand what you mean by spending money to find a woman......

"Oh, Mr. Xu, there are many women in your Huaxia who come out to sell, at least there are a lot of them in this hotel. As long as you are willing to pay, they will naturally be able to help you solve the problem. Pierce smug and said, "Hehe, and I think their skills are very good, enough to make your feet soft." ”

Xu Yun really underestimated this foreigner, because his words were too harsh, so Xu Yun's tone was also a little disdainful: "I don't have such low taste." ”

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