"Kidnapping? Kidnapping for ransom? Xing Xing on the other end of the phone suddenly lost interest, "Brother Ye, if you are short of money to spend, just open your mouth to the brothers, the brothers have it here!" How boring is kidnapping, it's still cool to cut people! ”

I scolded him in my heart, but I continued to create an eerie atmosphere in my tone:

"Listen to me, this kidnapping is not for money, it's for ...... To teach the members of the organization a lesson! ”

"Members of the organization? Brother Ye's organization is there anyone else besides our Five Tigers of the Criminal Department? ”

I casually reckoned that he really thought I was the underworld.

Speaking of which, with Edison Chen as the godfather and me as the current leader, the current members have a total of one fat man (Cao Gonggong), five scrap wood gangsters (five tigers of the Criminal Department), and one sister-in-law (Xiaoqin?). Since Shu Zhe has worked as a rope model for my online store and enjoys the treatment of employees, it stands to reason that he is also a member of this organization.

"Who dares to make Big Brother angry?" Xingxing asked, "Can he still fight more than the five tigers of our criminal department?" ”

"He can't beat you," I put a high hat on them, "Your Five Tigers of the Criminal Department are my right-hand men, gold medal fighters, how can anyone be better than you!" ”

This is true, excluding Xiaoqin, the current combat power in the organization is worrying, although Gonggong Cao is cowardly, but he is full of fat and will fall with one punch, and Shu Zhe is weaker than him. Compared with the two, the five tigers of the criminal department have really become my five tiger generals.

Listening to me praise him, Xingxing spewed hot air from his nose.

"Brother Ye, since this person can't fight, is he the military advisor of our organization?"

Huh? This idea is very creative, Shu Zhe plays conspiracy and tricks every day, but he really looks like a dog-headed military strategist.

So I cleared my throat:

"Yes, he is our military advisor, and he is the wise general of this sect! Don't look at his young age, he is only in the first year of junior high school, and on the surface he is a good student, but in fact, his conscience is greatly broken! There are a lot of ghost ideas, and it's right to want to harm people to find him! ”

Xing Xing was very strange, "Brother Ye, since he has the ability to help us in abuse, what if we want to teach him a lesson?" ”

I rely on you to use this idiom a little sharply! Now there are not many self-conscious bad people like us!

"Xingxing, you don't know, smart people have the disadvantages of smart people, because there is a police officer who has been staring at me closely, he can't stand it, and wants to betray me to the police!"

Xingxing was furious, slapping the table on his side crackling.

"Bastard! Dare to be two or five boys! The cases under Brother Ye's hands are too numerous to read, if he reports it, won't he be imprisoned and never get out! ”

Your sister! What did I do with the case? Did you see it with your own eyes or what? Don't sentence me to life imprisonment!

After venting, Xingxing lowered his voice:

"Brother Ye, say it! As long as you say a word, we will tie up this military advisor and make him alive! The first knife cuts the little jj first! ”

"Not necessarily," I broke out in a cold sweat, "he is actually the younger brother of one of my female friends, and I don't want his life, but I just want to scare him so that he will never betray me again." ”

"Oh, it turns out that there is still this relationship...... Xing Xing laughed evilly, "Brother Ye has a lot of women's popularity, and the younger brother's admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, and out of control......"

"Enough is enough," I interrupted Xingxing's sycophants, "Anyway, after 5 p.m., you go to Pizza Hut at the back of the 28th Middle School to wait for the rabbit." The target is called Shu Zhe, Shu Ke's Shu, the philosopher's Zhe, a boy in the first year of our school, he wears a shirt and shorts in a school uniform, has a very stinky and beautiful hairstyle, is of medium height, white and tender like a girl, has big eyes, and is easy to recognize. Don't you have a car? Don't wait for him to get into Pizza Hut, stop him halfway through, and throw him in the car first! ”

"Okay, Brother Ye, what are we going to do to him next? Can you beat him? The more Xing Xing spoke, the more excited he became.

"No," I stopped, "this man cries when he hits, and the cry can be heard for miles. You blindfolded him and sent him to my house in its entirety! Repeat, you can't hit him, but you can scare him, don't say that I made you do it, make up your origins as evil as possible, and say that what you have to do is as terrible as possible! Anyway, when I received him, I wanted to see him trembling and scared to lose half his life! ”

Hearing this, Xingxing Evil laughed, proud to be able to perform a mission for me for the first time.

"No problem! Brother Ye, look at it! The five tigers of the criminal department, the mission will be achieved! ”

Damn, you think you're FedEx! People's advertising words are used! Even FedEx doesn't deliver big people!

I put down my phone and got through the three classes in the afternoon, and there was nothing new except for Xiaoqin continuing to draw her potatoes and radishes in the exercise book.

Oh, I guess there's one too.

After eye exercises, led by Big Horn and PHS, six or seven girls got together to talk about the topic of cooking, and it seemed that everyone recognized that the squad leader had the best cooking skills, and it was no problem to go directly to the main stove of the restaurant.

"Ah~~~~ I really envy my husband after the squad leader~~~~" A girl said like a, "I can eat so many delicious things for free!" ”

"Come on!" The loudspeaker said, "The squad leader's volunteer is to be a criminal policeman, I don't know how busy I will be when the time comes!" Maybe my husband will have to cook for her in reverse! ”

"Huh? That's not very good, right? Isn't the squad leader's cooking skill Lang Fei? ”

"Lang fee is Lang fee!" The loudspeaker insisted, "Chinese couples also go out to work, who stipulates that the woman must cook for the man!" Good men in the new era must also learn to cook! ”

"Hehehehe, it's because you're too lazy to do it, so you think so!" The girl sarcastically said.

"Humph! I just love to eat, how's that! The loudspeaker was right, "The man who wants to chase me must be able to cook, and he must be very tasty!" ”

PHS said patiently: "Now many girls don't know how to cook, how many boys can cook?" ”

The loudspeaker saw me.

"Ye Lin, I heard that your father cooks at your house? Do you know how to cook yourself? ”

I nodded proudly, "We both know how to cook, although not much...... But my dad is very good down there! ”

The girls gave me strange expressions, and I didn't react to them, and continued:

"Hehe, in fact, I'm not bad below~~~~"

Originally, the class leader was super cold to me, and after listening to the second half of the discussion between me and the loudspeaker, she slammed the English-Chinese dictionary on the table and walked out of the classroom without knowing what to do.

Wronged! I'm really tasty below! I don't believe you'll try it next time! Freshly boiled somen noodles!