"Please pay attention to the fact that there was a * homicide case in the community last night, and a woman was killed. Suit, short skirt, black stockings, age around 30 years old. Around midnight at the time of the killing, the police preliminarily determined that this was a perverted homicide case, and hoped that the majority of residents would pay attention to safety, especially the young woman who did not go out alone late at night! If you know the news and clues, contact the police in time! "The radio in the community kept broadcasting the same content, and every resident received a text message alerting them.

"Suits, short skirts, black stockings!" Zhou Yubing was woken up by the text message in a daze, and broke out in a cold sweat when he saw the content clearly.

"Except for the age, how can it be exactly the same as last night? Perverted killing? Looking at the outfit on his body, Zhou Yubing was chilled! Because he was angry, Zhou Yubing came back last night and drank a bottle of red wine by himself, and Zuihou fell asleep without even taking off his clothes.

"It's good that Yujian is a hooligan, otherwise it would be dangerous!" I hated it all night, and I fell asleep in a daze, but my forehead still ached faintly, although it was not broken, but the bones hurt enough to hit the iron sheet for a few days.

"aiqing is not something you can buy if you want to buy ......it," Zhou Yubing just wanted to go and take a break for a day off, when her sister's phone called.

"Sister, is there anything wrong with calling so early?" Zhou Yubing yawned and said.

"Scared the hell out of me, but I'm glad you're okay. I woke up in the morning to watch the news and found out that there was a perverted murder case in your community, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to call. That person's outfit is the same as the one we bought last time we went shopping. It's good you didn't go out last night, otherwise it would be trouble! Zhou Yuru said like a cannonball.

"Originally, my colleague invited me to the bar, and I wore that outfit to go, and it was that time. But I got to the first floor and came back, don't you say lucky? Zhou Yubing suddenly felt that the air was exceptionally good today.

"Ah, so dangerous and lucky! Ancestors bless. Hurry up and pack up and start living in my house today! Zhou Yuru was so frightened that she slapped her chest and hurriedly ordered.

"Okay, I'll go when I'm ready!" Zhou Yubing really doesn't want to stay here, and he has a headache every day when he goes upstairs and downstairs.

……

Zhen Cheng got up once in the middle of the night, went to the toilet, and then resolutely fell asleep. When the light in the room came on, Zhen Cheng resolutely lay on the bed and fell asleep.

"Click, click, click!" In the haze, Zhen Cheng vaguely heard the sound of scissors.

"Sister Xinxin, are you really going to castrate Zhen Cheng?" Lin Mengwei asked in a low voice.

"Well, it has to be castrated! Who made him so*! It's all over again! Wu Xin's laughter reached Zhen Cheng's ears, and Zhen Cheng seemed to have fallen into an ice cellar.

"Oh, don't!" Zhen Cheng went directly to cover his crotch with a pair of big hands, but his hair was in sharp pain.

"Oops!"

"Ahh

Zhen Cheng covered his crotch, but his scalp felt very painful. Wu Xin was holding a large pair of scissors, and there were black hairs on them.

"It's so dangerous, it's estimated that it will be clicked later!" Zhen Cheng likes to sleep naked recently, and his hand "Wu Xin, you're crazy!" Zhen Cheng yelled angrily.

"I'm not crazy, you're crazy! How do you promise me? One after another, and now even Sister Lin has ruined you! It's time to castrate you! Wu Xin retorted-for-tat.

"Even this can't castrate me!" was asked by Wu Xin, Zhen Cheng couldn't get angry, it was indeed his fault.

"Ah, you already know what we are?" Zhen Cheng wrapped himself in a blanket and looked at Lin Mengwei and Wu Xin in amazement.

"Sister Lin said it, she said that it was you * her, so she promised to castrate you! Isn't it, Vivi! Wu Xin made a click of shiny scissors, stared at Zhen Cheng and said proudly.

"Hmm!" Lin Mengwei didn't refute and nodded.

"You're bringing bad underage you!" Zhen Cheng saw that Lin Mengwei would agree to anything in order to make up for her guilt towards Wu Xin.

"Hurry up and cooperate, and the castration will be finished in a while!" Wu Xin said with a smile on his face.

"You give me a dead distance, which man do you see will cooperate with others to castrate himself!" Zhen Cheng ran away wrapped in a blanket.

"Hey, why do you have so much hair?" Zhen Cheng saw a lot of hair on the ground, and it looked a little familiar.

"If you don't get it, you won't get it, I'll see how you go out to meet people! Let's go! Wu Xin stomped her foot angrily, and Lin Mengwei followed out like a little girl.

"Wu Xin, you are shameless, my hair!" Wu Xin went out to open the door, and a cold wind came in, and Zhen Cheng felt the difference in himself. The hair is gone!

Zhen Cheng doesn't like short hair, and he has been raising long hair since he came back from military training. Rukawa Kaede is Zhen Cheng's favorite character, especially the long Liuhai who covers one eye.

When Zhen Cheng took out the mirror to look at it, he almost fainted. Her hair was pulled by Wu Xin's girl, like a terraced field. The long one is left untouched, and the short one has already seen the scalp. It seems that if you don't pay attention to the bald head, you can't do anything.

"Wu Xin, I'm going to kill you! You beautiful snake! Zhen Cheng hurriedly got dressed, didn't take a shower, and hurriedly went to Wu Xin to settle the account.

"Sister Xinxin, will Zhen Cheng be angry!" Lin Mengwei asked worriedly while taking a sip of porridge.

"Don't worry, get him a little stone, easy! Wait and see! Wu Xin ate the custard bun in one bite and said confidently.

"Wu Xin, give me an explanation! You weishenme want to do it! Zhen Cheng rushed into the restaurant with an angry face and asked.

"Are you too embarrassed to ask me? Did you talk too much? Do you want hair, or do you want me, and you've decided to tell me again? Wu Xin stood up directly and looked at Zhen Cheng, with his hands on his waist.

"Does that need to be said?" Zhen Cheng yelled.

"And you're going to get hair? Then we'll break up! Wu Xin was so angry that he was about to leave with his leg raised, and he didn't even look back.

"You give me zhanzhu! I mean you! Zhen Cheng pleaded.

"Is it true?" Wu Xin asked deliberately angrily.

"Head", then you're wrong! You can only take care of this head shape in the future, so as not to always go out to attract bees and butterflies to the house to get women! Wu Xin turned around and stood in front of the dining table and said.

"Oh, don't do that! Then how will I go out to meet people in the future! "Zhen Cheng looks ordinary, his skin is not white, and now he doesn't even have his hair, no different from a suffering monk.

"It has to be this way! Let you feel inferior when you see a woman, and make a woman disgusting when she sees you! Otherwise, I don't know how far you're going to go! Sister Lin has been harmed by you, what else can't you do! Wu Xin looked at Lin Mengwei and said with a wink.

"Well, then I'll go to Liguang later! Anyway, I'm not looking for a girlfriend, you're not afraid of being embarrassed, what am I afraid of! Zhen Cheng simply thought about it, sat down to eat breakfast, and said with a broken jar.

"Hair bareness is only part of castration! Wait and hand in all your bank cards, passbooks, real estate deeds, and car keys. In the future, I must get my permission to go out of the campus every day in my spare time, and I am not allowed to go out at home on weekends! Wu Xin said with a serious face.

"Ah, then how are you going to let me live?" Zhen Cheng ate half of the fritters and almost stuck his throat.

"What did you have when you registered last year? If you've achieved something, can't you live? Say, can you live or not? Wu Xin asked with a glaring eye.

"I can live! But it's uncomfortable to stay at home for two days on the weekend! I'm going to check it out! Zhen Cheng hurriedly looked for a countermeasure.

"I'll go to the store! A small bar, do you wash the dishes, or do you wash the dishes? Every time I go to talk to Xiong Ge's perverts. People say but don't do it, you listen to it and keep doing it. This year, you have accepted four women, and at this rate, you can ascend the throne as a eunuch after graduating from your senior year! ”

"Xinxin, that's ascending the throne as an emperor, common sense!" Zhen Cheng said with a grin.

"I castrated before I ascended the throne, no! Cut! Wu Xin picked up the scissors at the dining table and stood up and left. You washed the dishes! After dinner, you will be responsible for buying vegetables, cooking rice, washing dishes, and mopping the floor! ”

"Holy! You're going to labor to reform me! Zhen Cheng said with a painful face.

"It's to castrate you! mental castration, image castration, economic castration, spare time castration, physical castration; The top five castration therapies are the best medicine for the disease. It's really not good, Zuihou has to use a nirvana, the sixth major castration method! Wu Xin sat on the sofa and said proudly.

"Then what you just said is only the four major castrations, where is your spiritual castration!" Zhen Cheng thought that he had a strong ability to resist pressure, so he provoked.

"What would happen if Sister Lin and I were in the department and said that you had a sexual impair, or that you liked to use handcuffs when you got laid? Cluck! Wu Xin giggled happily.

"You devil! It can't be like this! I'm going to get in the way! The soy milk that Zhen Cheng drank turned into sweat and flowed out.

"You're trying to kill me!" Zhen: "I'm going to call Nangong Wan'er and Yu Youran, and let's study it in detail together." See if there's anything missing. When we have studied it, we will implement it one by one. Wu Xin was very satisfied with Zhen Cheng's behavior of taking the initiative to clean up the table, and said loudly with a smile.

"It's already complete! Don't look into it! If I study it again, I can't even attract a female mosquito! Zhen Cheng wailed as he brushed the dishes.

"To be kind to a man is to be cruel to oneself. That's a perfect way to describe you. If you hook me up again, I'll tear my face and smoke that woman! Wu Xin scolded coldly, and his tone was very solemn.

"Self-inflicted! I admit it! Zhen Cheng was originally angry, but now it is not too much to think about Wu Xin. Since it's for their own good, let them toss. There are no other women around, and four big beauties are not bad.

"Damn, wait until Lao Tzu straightens his hair, I won't even wear a hat. Waiting for you to beg me! Zhen Cheng said with a kitchen knife slashing on the cutting board.

(Congratulations to the "Zhang Zhaojun" brother on being promoted to helmsman!) At the end of the month, you should vote for it, and it will be invalid if it expires! Also four fan positions, like the country to hold on! ）