Xiaoqin was developed by me with a "sister tune" jihua, and once she found an opportunity to do good, she rushed to it, in fact, I was quite happy to see it.

If you think about it carefully, although I agreed with Professor Bai to meet him after school in a multimedia conference room rented by the Science and Happiness Church, we did not agree on a precise time, even if I accompanied Gong Caicai to buy Teacher's Day gifts first, and then went to Professor Bai, it would be too late.

Not to mention, Gong Caicai herself is also a believer bewitched by the Science Happiness Sect, and when she tried to preach to me again a few days ago, she mentioned that she had listened to Professor Bai's many classes for free, and planned to give Professor Bai a gift on Teacher's Day this time -- maybe Gong Caicai would go to Professor Bai today and tomorrow, and if she went today, she would be on the same road as me and Xiaoqin.

So I cleared my throat, followed Xiaoqin's self-recommendation, and said to the squad leader standing on the podium:

"I can go with them, Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai are responsible for buying gifts, and I am responsible for bringing them back."

"I'll go too, I'll go!" Before I finished speaking, Xiong Yaoyue raised her hand impatiently and shouted, "I'm very good at carrying things!" It's also cheap! Just buy me an ice cream to eat on the way with your shift fee! ”

The squad leader put his face on the board, "The class fee can't be used to buy you ice cream, and you are careless, the last time I went shopping with me, you broke a bag of eggs, right?" How can you be responsible for hand cream that is easy to break? ”

"The squad leader is so stingy," Xiong Yaoyue shrugged her shoulders and looked at the sky, "It doesn't take any effort to carry things?" Donkeys and horses are fed with forage! And the last time you broke the eggs, you criticized me for a long time, as if those eggs were laid by you......"

After rejecting Xiong Yaoyue, the class leader's gaze looked past the classmates in the front row who were talking, and looked at me sitting in Zuihou.

"Ye Lin, do you think it doesn't matter if you take those things, your back hurts?"

There was a somewhat worried tone.

At the class committee meeting before the official start of school, the class president suspended me from the sports committee and allowed me to skip physical education classes as appropriate, which was that I injured my lumbar spine in a fight with someone during the summer vacation and needed to recuperate, which is what my classmates, including Xiaoqin, thought.

At this moment, the squad leader took this opportunity to ask me if my heart disease would be adversely affected by carrying heavy objects.

How can it be so exaggerated! Even if I bought 10 bottles of hand cream, 10 pens, and 10 hardcover diaries, it wouldn't make me have a heart attack!

I handed the squad leader a "don't worry" look, and said at the same time: "Xiaoqin and I will go with Gong Caicai, you don't have to go to the squad leader, aren't you still in a hurry to go home after school to cook for your younger brother?" After I finish shopping, I will take my things back to my house for the time being, and I will hand them all over to Gong Caicai tomorrow morning. ”

"Since you say so...... I'll leave it to you and Celery. The squad leader decided after a little consideration.

In the third (3rd) class of junior high school, except for Father-in-law Cao, my family is the closest to the school, and if I deliver the Teacher's Day gifts to the school, it will naturally be the fastest and safest.

As for Xiaoqin, although there were some misdeeds against Gong Caicai in the past, they have recently been reined in, and with me present to supervise, there must be no major problems.

Speaking of which, although the squad leader did not tell his mother Lin Yumeng that my father and Aunt Ren had a child and an unfortunate miscarriage, Lin Yumeng was keenly aware of the "adultery" between my parents and Xiaoqin on the day of the parent-teacher conference, and went home to tell her daughter.

The two of them left together after the parent-teacher conference, and it seemed that they were going to drink together. The child is already in the third year of junior high school, and he is still so unorthodox......"

After listening to my mother's description, I strengthened the class leader's preconceived view that Xiaoqin's parents and I would get married, and Xiaoqin would become my sister-in-law.

The squad leader slapped the board, and Gong Caicai naturally didn't dare to have any objections, and in addition to Xiaoqin, I would also follow, which gave her a reassurance.

On the night when the red scarf LOL god broke the street lamp before, I wrote a guarantee letter of "never play Gong Caicai" at the request of Gong Caicai, so that she could be used as a talisman, and I was confident that with this paper guarantee, I would treat her gently as always, and would not let Xiaoqin bully her.

After school at half past five, Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai and I finished getting ready, and each announced to our parents that we would go home later in the evening, and then we embarked on the journey to the mall to buy Teacher's Day gifts.

Needless to say, the most convenient option is the Henderson Shopping Center, where I bought Xiaoqin a girl-type bra and took Amy and Xiong Yaoyue to play with the game console several times.

Buying gifts was very smooth, and we also happened to meet Captain Guo Songtao, who had entered high school and also came to Henderson Commercial Building to buy Teacher's Day gifts, and had a chat with him.

After buying hand cream, pens and diaries, Gong Caicai weakly begged us to wait for her for a while, and then saw that she had bought a small globe at the stationery counter, of course, out of her own pocket and did not use the class fee.

"What did you buy this globe for?" I asked this verbally, but I guessed a few points in my heart.

"Yes...... It's to thank Professor Bai for the Science Happiness Symposium," Gong replied timidly and honestly, "because I saw that the globe on Professor Bai's desk was broken, so I thought I should buy a new one for him on Teacher's Day." Thanks to Professor Bai, I feel a little braver than before......"

Have it? I didn't see it too much, but Gong Caicai's next itinerary should be to go to the conference room of the office building rented by the Science and Happiness Sect and give Professor Bai a globe, right? That's just the same way we go.

I carried a bag of hand cream in my left hand and other gifts in my right hand, and after thinking for a while, I gave Xiaoqin a little change and asked her to buy three ice creams back.

The following conversation with Gong Caicai is not that she has to take Xiaoqin, but I think that when Xiaoqin is present, Gong Caicai is too nervous, and buying ice cream can also relieve her tense nerves. (Xiong Yaoyue, I'm sorry for you, so haode ice cream doesn't have your share) "Actually, I'm going to see Professor Bai today." ”

I told Gong Caicai straight to the point.

"Huh? weishenme Ye Lin also ......" Gong Caicai's eyes widened in surprise, "Ye Lin doesn't understand the Science Happiness Seminar, saying that they are a cult and won't let me participate?" Why are you ...... now?"

As if suddenly thinking of the reason, Gong Caicai reached out and grabbed my cuffs in a panic, and said to me with a sad face:

"Ye Lin, you're not going to beat Professor Bai, are you? Please don't be so good, okay? Violence is wrong...... And Professor Bai is 62 years old, no matter how much you hate him, it's really ...... to do this kind of thing the day before Teacher's Day."

At this time, Xiaoqin had already returned with three egg rolls of ice cream, and Gong Caicai was worried that Xiaoqin would be misunderstood, so she quickly let go of the hand that was holding my sleeve.

"Don't be afraid, I'm not going to hit someone."

Gong Caicai's pitiful look, if I didn't carry something in both hands, I really couldn't help but want to touch her head to show comfort, and the soft curls on her head also made people want to caress it.

"Not only will I not beat Professor Bai, but I will also say Happy Teacher's Day to him in advance! After the near-death of Cuisong Mountain, I came to my senses, put aside my preconceptions, and carefully studied the subtle theory of the Scientific Happiness Seminar, which I felt was very reasonable! Not only me, but even Xiaoqin decided to join the seminar with me and become a loyal member of theirs! ”

I read the manuscript to Gong Caicai, who had already been playing haode on the road.

"Really, really?" Gong Caicai was overjoyed, and her eyes were so happy that the flowers were about to bloom. She didn't know the inside story, maybe she thought that it was because she vigorously preached to me that she made science and happiness teach me and Xiaoqin, two "parishioners".

Once it was included in the category of writing "parishioners" and reading "members", Gong Caicai felt that her relationship with us was one step closer, and she talked more.

"How? What do you think? The Law of Attraction really works, right? Gong Caicai communicated with us with a glint of eyes, "Ye Lin can use the law of attraction to treat back injuries, and Xiaoqin can use the law of attraction to treat menstrual cramps!" The Science Happiness Symposium explained the truth of the universe to everyone, and they are so selfless and great! ”

What's so great? Isn't the so-called law of attraction, which can make people's dreams come true, modified from Buddhism, that "things turn with the heart, and the environment is created by the heart"? The Scientific Happiness Sect even used a special class to scientifically explain the concept of "reincarnation without phase" in Buddhism, and it has such a close connection with Buddhism that Gong Caicai didn't even see it.

(I would like to thank my father for his religious popularization of me at the dinner table, and special thanks to the Chinese teacher Zhang Laotou, who corrected the mistranslation of "Dawning Goddess's Forgiveness" in "Saint Seiya" as "Aurora Execution", and told me in one of my essay corrections that the ultimate meaning of "no desire to be reincarnated" in "Fist of the Big Dipper" is actually a Japanese misuse of Chinese characters, which should be the "unphased reincarnation" in Buddhism, which refers to people who have experienced pain and sorrow and have not been defeated, You can engrave the figure of the deceased in your heart, so as to achieve the realm of selflessness and form a strong spiritual liliang. Gong Caicai, who has no religious foundation, is really easy to be fooled by cults! But then again, the Scientific Happiness Sect is not an ordinary cult, it belongs to a super cult that has comprehended the seventh sense and sorrow.

"Hey, if you don't eat the ice cream, you'll be gone!"

Seeing Gong Caicai talking about the teaching of scientific happiness, there is a tendency to go crazy and talk endlessly, Xiaoqin reminded her beside her.

"Thanks, xiexie!" Gong Caicai came to her senses at this time, and was embarrassed to hold the egg roll ice cream in her hand, trying not to show her teeth and slightly open her mouth, stretching out her little tongue to make the ice cream ball, and then a happy expression appeared on her face.

I think all the women of Shijie, regardless of race, age, skin color, and boobs size, are all natural members of the "Sweet Tooth Sect", and anyway, I haven't seen a woman who doesn't like sweets so far.