[493] Spread positive energy
"Knock the kids out?" Old Man Ren snorted twice, "Having a tire hurts your vitality, okay!" I'm still hoping that she will give birth to a grandson with even higher martial arts talent! ”
Because Xiaoqin is a martial arts genius, it seems that Old Man Ren has great expectations for Aunt Ren's descendants in this regard, and Xiaoqin, who is aware of her female identity and no longer practices martial arts, must have disappointed Old Man Ren, right?
"In short, abortion is not something she wants to play, and she can fight if she wants to! I have to let her know that her father and I are not a dry eater! ”
After making such an oath, Mr. Ren asked me to pay close attention to the development of the situation, report to him in time, and then hung up the phone.
When I was in elementary school, there was a girl in the class, who liked to make a small report to the teacher, and I didn't understand what kind of mentality she was having.
I don't know how Aunt Ren is going to have a big head for her father, and if she makes a small report with good intentions, she shouldn't be punished by the gods, right?
I don't know which god is in charge of this area, but even if he wants to be punished, it will be the long-tongued female classmate in elementary school who will be punished first, right?
I suddenly became acutely aware that I was being followed.
Sweeping from the corner of his eye, the other party was not Xiaoqin, but a rather short and weak figure.
After dinner at Xiaoqin's house, the sky was getting darker, I stopped, turned back to greet the other party, and by the light of the street lamp, I saw clearly that the person who had been following me for half the street was a little girl of 8 or 9 years old with a single ponytail.
As soon as she saw my face, she burst into tears, "Not Daddy! It's not Dad~~~~!! ”
Nonsense! Who's your dad! Followed the wrong person at the crossroads, right? Your dad is a fool too! Can't you look for your daughter if she loses it?
In the era when Lolita was so rampant, I couldn't leave a little girl alone on the street, but when I accompanied her to wait for her father, she was so frightened by my face that she couldn't stop crying, which inevitably attracted passers-by.
Helplessly, I saw a small police box on the other side of the road, so I took the little girl's hand, took her across the road, knocked on the door of the police box, and planned to let the police inside take over.
Strange to say, as soon as the little girl was held by my little hand, she immediately stopped crying, but it seemed that it was not because she felt relieved, but because she was afraid that she would be killed by me if she cried again.
After knocking on the door of the police box, I saw two policemen sitting inside, an old policeman and a young policeman, the old policeman was drinking tea, the little policeman looked at me vigilantly, and then saw the little girl I was holding but didn't dare to cry, and immediately asked:
"What do you want to do? What are your requirements? ”
Nima is taking me hostage!? I want to ask China to take back the Diaoyu Islands by force, I want to ask China to take back the Philippines (and Scarborough Shoal) by force, but this is not something that can be achieved by hijacking a little girl! Is it so difficult to understand me as learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds!
In the end, the old policeman behind him is well-informed, and knows that the face is not necessarily good, and the face is not necessarily evil, the old policeman took a sip of warm tea, and said slowly:
"This little girl is lost, isn't she? Do you know her? ”
I said I didn't know, but I met her by chance on the street, her father may be nearby, as for the body shape, I guess there is some resemblance to me, otherwise the little girl would not admit it.
The old policeman nodded, wrote it down, and then took the little girl's hand from me, and comforted her:
"Don't be afraid~~~ Uncle police will help you find your father. Come, talk to this kind brother zaijian! ”
The word "Uncle Policeman" was very dignified to the little girl, who timidly waved at me and said, "Brother Zaijian!" ”
I turned around coolly and waved goodbye to the two policemen and the little girl, leaving them with a hidden back.
After walking for a while, I was proud that I had done another good deed, but under the street lamp at the corner, three underworld elements led by Uncle Long stopped me.
I frowned and said, "What? Xiaoqin's dad is going to talk to me again? Couldn't he finish talking about it all at once? ”
Uncle Long pushed his blindfold and said solemnly, "I'm just here to remind you, don't forget the hall master's warning to you." ”
The fat man on his right said, "Yes, since you are the future son-in-law of the hall master, you can only be good to the second young lady!" If you have an ambiguous relationship with other women, be careful that we make you suffer from flesh and skin! ”
The thin man on the left said, "That little girl is lost, why do you want to help her?" It must be that she is not well-intentioned, I hope that she will come to you in ten years to repay her kindness! Don't do this kind of thing in the future! ”
I was so angry that I almost died on the spot.
"Anyway, you're too lenient! That kind of 8 or 9-year-old girl, you say I'm Lolita and I admit it, do you actually say that I look forward to her repaying her kindness in ten years! If I'm looking forward to this kind of thing, it's more reliable for me to help the crane or the snail! ”
Uncle Long may also think that the thin man's words are a bit excessive, and for the sake of the round, he introduced to me:
"This fat brother is nicknamed 'Fat Tiger', you can call him Uncle Tiger; this thin brother is nicknamed 'Thin Leopard', you can call him Uncle Leopard; as for me, the second lady usually calls me Uncle Long......"
So the three of them are connected to "Dragon, Tiger, Leopard"? What a combination with Hong Kong characteristics! It's completely the name of the erotic magazine!
I put my hands in my pockets and said angrily, "You don't protect Xiaoqin, why are you here to follow me?" ”
"Second Miss has an order, don't let us get too close, and it will be bad if Mrs. finds out."
Uncle Tiger said that the "madam" in his mouth was of course Aunt Ren.
"The hall master told us, he looked at your face, he knew that you were guilty of peach blossoms in your life, if no one cares, you will definitely do something sorry for the second lady, so send us to pay more attention to you, you have to be careful......"
Uncle Leopard reminded me sharply.
Nima just now I sent a little Lori to the police booth, and I was going to be interrogated for a long time, if I went to the squad leader's house to eat in the future, I must not be tied to the tiger bench and poured chili water! Huo Zhenbang, you are too domineering! The prospective father-in-law is an underworld, which is really unbearable!
Just as a taxi came from the side, I waved for the driver to stop, and then scurried into the car like lightning.
"Where are you going?" The driver looked at me from the rearview mirror and asked.
"Get out of this street first!" I shouted, "I'll tell you when you get out of this street!" ”
The driver glanced at the dragon, tiger and leopard trio who saw us leave, and immediately kicked the accelerator and drove a long way, and then said in shock:
"Oh my god, these guys look like the underworld! Teenager, you ......"
At this point, he had seen my face clearly, and the second half of his sentence was swallowed, and I seriously suspected that what he wanted to say was "Young man, you are going to be killed by the organization, right?" ”
When I got home, I went out before going to bed and took out the garbage again, and found that although Uncle Long didn't follow, Uncle Tiger and Uncle Leopard, who were fat and thin, seemed to be lying in ambush near my house to listen to the wind.
I was very uncomfortable and planned to report this to Xiaoqin, but unexpectedly, the private detective hired by Ai Shuqiao, because he was also spying on me, was beaten up by Uncle Tiger and Uncle Leopard Yujian.
It's kind of a good thing for me.
Another thing I didn't expect was that in order to prevent Aunt Ren from having a baby, Mr. Ren actually found the phone number of Aunt Ren's classmate who was an obstetrician and gynecologist, pinched his nose and threatened her: If she gave Aunt Ren a miscarriage, she would be kidnapped on her way from work, so that her life would be worse than death.
It doesn't have the demeanor of its predecessors at all, it's a little hooligan's means! But it works unexpectedly! Because Aunt Ren's ex-husband is a mafia, the obstetrics and gynecology classmates who have heard about it are very afraid of being retaliated against by the underworld, so they don't dare to help!
Next,The old man Ren plucked his son again.,The chairman of the famous Qingzi School Park,Specially called his sister to his home for a long talk.,It's nothing more than saying that since you have bumped into chance,So tying the knot is also a thing worth celebrating,While you're not too old or something......
Aunt Ren doesn't understand where the news leaked from, in the face of her father's and brother's criticism, there are still a hundred disobedient, quite a child is mine, whether to have a child or not is my freedom, you have no right to ask.
Old man Ren knew that his daughter's temper had always been very stubborn, and he couldn't be persuaded positively, so he rolled his eyes and started the idea of an American again.
The news that Aunt Ren was pregnant and wanted to have a baby was privately passed on to the director of "The Legend of Moding" and some American staff, and the unexpected effect was obtained.
The American director grew up in a Catholic family, and in his opinion, abortion is against God's will, so he secretly talked to Aunt Ren several times about this matter, to the effect that it doesn't matter if you delay work, you must give birth to this child, otherwise I will regard you as a guilty person, and my conscience will not allow me to continue to cooperate with you.
Somehow, the grapevine also spread to the actor of "The Legend of the Magic Ding", Kyle, who has always admired Aunt Ren, and said to Aunt Ren bitterly: Abortion is against the ** behavior, if Aunt Ren is unwilling to raise the child born, you can give it to him to raise - many of his actor friends have adopted Asian orphans, and he feels that if he doesn't follow the adoption of one, he will not be able to keep up with the trend.
All in all, Aunt Ren never expected that if the Chinese crew miscarred the fetus in order to catch up with the crew's progress, it would be widely praised as "sacrificing the small self to achieve the big self", but the American crew violated humanity because of this move, resulting in the possibility that they would be treated as an outlier and couldn't stay.
For Aunt Ren, who values her work very much and is extremely dedicated, it is not allowed to give up halfway for this reason.
So the matter of the abortion was temporarily shelved, and Aunt Ren did everything possible not to let her daughter know about it, while Jihua had a foolproof plan that did not exist.
During this time, my life went on, and it didn't change much except that Uncle Tiger and Uncle Leopard followed me from time to time.
On Monday, the women's volleyball final, which had been repeatedly postponed, finally took place.
The thunderous combination of the squad leader and Xiong Yaoyue was unstoppable, and they won the opponent very easily and defended the championship of the grade group.
I also saw the squad leader's volleyball shorts as I wished, and her sassy heroic posture when she flew to smash the ball.
But "ru shake" or something, I really didn't see it.
No, it's not a matter of size, but the squad leader and Xiong Yaoyue seem to have made an appointment, and they probably both wear sports bras with spring support, right?
Damn it! The inventor of the sports bra curses that you will never have a seasoning bag when you eat instant noodles, and there will never be paper when you go to the toilet!
But seeing the white thighs shining in the sun, the Sprinkle family is worth it in this life.
After the class leader posted the certificate of first place in the women's volleyball grade group on the back wall of the classroom, the loudspeaker proposed that all the students in the class go to the cafeteria in the evening to celebrate the double happiness of the second (3) class (men's basketball and women's volleyball), which was unanimously welcomed by the majority of foodies.