【051】 An unexpected crisis
I continued to listen to Xiaoqin's reasons why she wouldn't hurt the squad leader.
"Hey, Ye Lin, have you read the girl's comics?"
"Don't get off the hook! Besides, how can a man go out of his way to look at that kind of thing! ”
It's not nothing.,Cao Jingshen is particularly fond of magical girl anime.,The reason for this,It seems that every time a girl transforms, she will be naked for a few seconds.。
"If Ye Lin has read the girl's comics, he will know the reason why I am not bad to the class leader!"
I gestured for her to continue.
Talking about the shoujo manga she has been immersed in for many years, Xiaoqin is like some veteran otaku talking about the history of computer games.
His eyebrows fluttered, and he raised a finger and dangled it in front of his eyes, because two red tides appeared on his cheeks with excitement.
It's really "the trouble of people is to be a good teacher", because the girl knows more about comics than me, and Xiaoqin cocked her tail.
"You know what? Ye Lin, classmate, in the girl's comics, those girls who will make others bad, zuihou will fail in love! ”
"Huh? Is there such a thing? ”
Xiaoqin pursed her lips with a "you really don't know" expression.
"In short, in the girl's comics, no matter how beautiful you look and how smart you are, as long as you frame someone else, just wait for the male protagonist to see through your evil face, and then abandon you fiercely!"
seems to have a bit of an impression that this kind of vulgar scene always appears in romance TV series.
Speaking of this, Xiaoqin raised her head slightly in triumph, looking into the distance where only she could see.
"Hmph, on the contrary, those heroines who look stupid and are always framed by others will win the final victory!"
Compared to the class president, who has excellent grades in all subjects and is supported by the whole class, I am definitely more stupid! So I think I'm going to be the one who wins in the end! ”
After saying her conclusion, she was overjoyed, and she hugged her pillow tightly, as if she had won the 5 million lottery.
Is there anything to be happy about? And what a shameful reason to win!
"Hmph, that's why I won't go to the squad leader! And not only will she not be bad, but she will also be regarded as a bosom friend, I believe everything she says, even if she asks me to jump from the roof, I will not hesitate to jump! ”
"You don't have to do that, do you?"
"No, I must be more stupid in front of the squad leader! I must make the squad leader who wants to be smart think that I am a good bully! If the squad leader can't bear it and bullies me and frames me like the villain in the girl's comics, then Ye Lin will see through the evil face of the squad leader, and she will defeat herself without a fight! ”
While comparing herself to the natural and bullying heroine in the girl's comics, Xiaoqin hugged the pillow and laughed like the belly black demon in the shonen manga.
I've already seen through your evil face! And how could that righteous demon of the squad leader bully you and frame you! From the first day you transferred to the school, the class leader has been helping you well!
Although Xiaoqin's motives are not pure, if she gets along with the squad leader in a way that she trusts each other completely, wouldn't the two of them become quite good friends?
I have to admit that although Xiaoqin has no resemblance to the kind and scheming heroine in the shoujo manga, she is indeed a bit dull in some aspects.
I've read too many shoujo manga, and it's hard to get back to normal people's thinking.
Just like Cao Jingshen Cao's father-in-law, who has read H comics, he told me that for a while, when he saw billboards on the street, he always regarded "Wuliangye" as "Wuniangye", "EBOL" as "Bobo Table", and even the word "textbook" could be regarded as "naked" by him.
As for Xiaoqin, who takes girl's comics as a life textbook, she has long been distorted by the Lang comic elements in the comics, and she always thinks about substituting herself as the heroine of the girl's comics, and she also independently substitutes me for the male protagonist, so she has to perform a vigorous romance drama.
My mind suddenly moved.
Due to the scale of shoujo comics, the scenes of male and female love can't be as vivid as H comics, so even if the heroine in the shoujo comics tempts the male protagonist, it's all superficial, and it's impossible to go further.
The further plots are all in charge of H Man.
Could it be that Xiaoqin has been unscrupulously seducing me because she thinks I am the male protagonist of a girl's comic and thinks that I will never take a step beyond Lei Chi?
I've done similar analyses before, and now that I have more corroboration, I'm slowly understanding Xiaoqin's inner thoughts.
No matter what kind of battle you are in, you can only fail if you blindly defend.
I had to fight back.
Since Xiaoqin has been using the behavior patterns of the male protagonist in the girl's comics to predict my reaction, I am going to be the male protagonist of the H comic this time.
I laughed wickedly, and made the face of a traitor.
"Hmph, Xiaoqin, do you really like me?"
Xiaoqin was stunned for a second or two with joy, and then nodded busily.
"Willing to do anything for me?"
Celery nodded harder.
I sneered.
"Okay, then you take off your shirt for me now!"
Xiaoqin froze.
She didn't wear a bra under her T-shirt at all, and when she took it off, she was completely naked.
The male protagonist of the shoujo manga will never make such a request, but the male protagonist of the H manga has more excessive requirements.
I gloated at how she reacted.
Even though Qin tried to control herself, I could see the bangs on her forehead trembling slightly.
His face was red and white, and his breathing became rapid.
I hugged the pillow in my arms even tighter, as if I was going to pounce on her and tear her clothes at any moment.
After waiting for a long time, Xiaoqin muttered:
"Ye, Ye Lin, I didn't hear what you just said, can you say it again?"
"I'll let you take off your clothes! Whether it's a T-shirt or a denim skirt, I'll take it off! ”
Without giving her any respite, she launched a stormy attack with the language of a cannon.
Xiaoqin's face was red to the root of her ears, and only a pair of eyes appeared from behind the pillow, like two pools of lake water on a rainy day, looking at me who was both familiar and strange.
Because her mouth was covered by a pillow, her words were low and indistinct.
"But if I take those off, I'll only be wearing panties!"
Why, do you admit that you don't wear a bra? You morally corrupt bad girl! In the future, when I take ideological and moral classes, I am not allowed to look around, give me a good listen!
Comrades, the enemy is afraid, but we cannot stop the offensive.
I snorted.
"Take off your panties too!!"
Xiaoqin's body trembled, and she hid behind the pillow hard, her eyes seemed to ask, "How can this be?" ”
Hum hum, haha, huhuhu, scared! Thou art afraid! It turns out that you are a strong outsider! Don't look at the various edge balls on the side of the yellow jokes every day, in fact, there are thieves who don't have the courage to be thieves!
As soon as I took the initiative, it instantly softened! Looking at you now, if I pounce, I might even call for help!
Forced me so hard a few days ago, I won't let you go so easily.
You have to be taught a lesson.
I raised one eyebrow and glared at her, which meant "Why don't you take it off?" ”
Xiaoqin hid behind the pillow and let out a soft whimper, and asked cautiously:
"What did Ye Lin want to do to me when he told me to strip naked?"
"What do you care about me? Didn't you say you liked me? Is it all a lie? ”
I'm very happy with the expression on my face, it's a shame that such a scumbag expression wasn't captured with a camera.
To further intimidate Xiaoqin, I suddenly stood up from my chair!
"Don't!"
Xiaoqin closed her eyes in fear, clutching the pillow and not letting go, as if it was her lifeline.
I sat back in my chair contentedly.
She was so frightened by me that she cowered behind her pillow and didn't dare to look up.
It turns out that you are also a shy and nervous girl.
The days of blind defense have finally come to an end.
I was in the middle of my complacency when I suddenly heard the sound of a key inserting into the lock hole of the security door outside.
There was a "Kala" sound, the security door was pushed open, and someone walked in.
Judging by the sound of footsteps, it seems to be a very healthy adult woman.
She wandered around the living room twice when Zuihou came over and knocked on the door of Xiaoqin's bedroom.
"Xiaoqin, aren't you at home? Didn't you say that you would eat hot pot together at night? ”
This, isn't this Aunt Ren's voice! Xiaoqin, didn't you say that Aunt Ren would only come back on Sunday? It's only Saturday!
And since I told you to eat together, you definitely already knew about it! You deliberately didn't tell me, and you blindly delayed the time, causing me to be blocked in your bedroom by your mother!
How can I explain it to Aunt Ren!
Two minutes ago, I forced someone's daughter to strip naked!