I think my dad specially called me and told me that he was deliberately showing off by sleeping with a drunken Aunt Ren in his arms.

Because there are not many people who know his relationship with Aunt Ren, except for me, there are probably only Aunt Ren's father and brother, and Director Cao.

It's not a husband and wife relationship, you sleep with someone's daughter and sister for one night, you can't show off to others, unless you want to be beaten.

As for Director Cao, although he is a bad friend who talks to his father without saying anything, it is because he is too "nothing to say", so the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and maybe he will laugh at his father for being pedantic, thinking that a woman is drunk and just starts, but he just hugged the hotel money for a night.

So after thinking about it, the only person who can be found to show off is his own son! And I don't just say it to show off, I have to look like I don't want to say it, let me take the initiative to ask - Dad, you're too much! If you have the kung fu to do this, it's better to propose to Aunt Ren earlier!

I asked my dad how he reacted to Aunt Ren sleeping with him holding him after he woke up, but my dad refused to say, probably because he was beaten by Aunt Ren, but the beating was not serious.

"Dad, you're enough! I'm going to class! Hurry up and get down to business! Don't forget to take care of the business of the online store, and have time to practice your cooking skills again! Didn't Aunt Ren say that if you cook too badly, I won't marry you! ”

My dad reluctantly agreed, and I put away my phone and went into the classroom to prepare for the second lesson.

This is a history class, and Xiaoqin has a history textbook in her desk, so she doesn't have to show me one, which she regrets.

The history teacher, who once had a nosebleed because Gong Caicai exceeded the standard of junior high school students, walked around the podium and shook his head about the Italian Renaissance.

"Students, have any of you heard of the Italian poet Dante's Divine Comedy?"

"Yes!" Several boys rushed to answer, "Dante is the hero of "Devil May Cry"!" Twin guns and swords are cool! ”

"It's that Dante of the 5th generation is too frustrated, and the whole thing is a left-handed dick silk young man......"

"Hey! Don't look down on the 5th generation of Dante, as long as you cover your face, you still look very handsome! ”

The history teacher was almost so angry that he vomited blood, and he slapped it on the podium table in agony.

"You students are the worst class I've ever taught! I know all day long that playing games is not good at studying! I don't know who Dante was in history, right? I'll give you another chance! Who was Leonardo da Vinci? Whoever mentions the game again, give me a penalty stand in the corridor! ”

"Leonardo da Vinci is a painter......" someone replied feebly.

The history teacher was just about to praise him, but someone next said: "The Da Vinci Code says that Leonardo da Vinci is the chief of the Shanshan Hermitage and is responsible for protecting the descendants of Jesus. ”

"Leonardo da Vinci is the boss of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Make a double knife! ”

"In fact, there is an adult version of "The Da Vinci Code", and I don't tell him about ordinary people...... "This is the cheap Father-in-law Cao."

The history teacher took a breath of turbid air in his chest and staggered, as if he had been hit by the twin guns of Devil May Cry Dante and the twin knives of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and his face was extremely ugly.

"Please be quiet!" The squad leader restrained in the back row, "I have written down all the people who disturb the order of the class, if you commit it again, just wait for the writing check!" ”

The class was quiet, and the history teacher nodded gratefully to Shu Sha - a history teacher in her 40s was a limited strength than the head teacher, Teacher Yu, and often couldn't suppress her students.

"Well, now let's turn to page 5 of the textbook, let's take a look at Leonardo da Vinci's portrait......"

During class time, the corridor is quieter than the classroom, but at this moment, there is the sound of "stepping" leather shoes in the quiet corridor.

Unhurried, unhurried, and unhurried, there are quite similarities with the pace of Devil May Cry Dante wandering among demons and monsters.

Everyone's attention, including the history teacher, was drawn to the sound of footsteps, and the owner of the footsteps quickly stopped at the door of the classroom of the third (3rd) class of junior high school, and then pushed the door open without knocking.

Walking in with the eerie aura of hell was Zhuang Ni, who was completely black.

Instead of wearing a school uniform like most of her classmates, she wore a black half-sleeved dress with translucent black stockings and pointed-toe spikes (also black) with a slight heel.

The long black hair is scattered over the shoulders, and although it is not as long as the length of the long hair at work, it has also grown a little longer during the summer vacation. As before, Zhuang Ni used oblique bangs to cover half of her face, the other half of her face was sickly pale, and the only thing that showed under her left eye was the heavy dark circles that had accumulated due to lack of sleep, like smoky makeup.

After Zhuang Ni walked into the classroom through the front door, the classroom suddenly became quieter than when the class leader was maintaining order just now, and if the Western fantasy background is used as a metaphor, it is the different reactions of a group of ignorant villagers when they meet a respected paladin or a ruthless necromancer.

It is said that black is thin, and Zhuang Ni came in in black, standing against the background of the snow-white wall, making her look thinner than usual, even to the ethereal realm, even if it floated up immediately, it was not surprising.

Zhuang Ni carried a black ** bag with an inverted pentagram in one hand, which obviously did not contain a few books, and walked to her seat in the middle of the classroom without greeting the history teacher.

There is a kind of "I don't care about anything" temperament contained in her movements, her whole person looks weird and decadent, and there is a little bit of nobility and freedom.

Like a crow flying into battle, after enjoying the flesh and blood of the prince and noble, a piece of black feather was left behind with a sense of mockery.

It was only after Zhuang Ni took two steps that the history teacher remembered that she was in class.

"Hey! What's the matter with you, classmate? At the very least, I should say, 'Teacher, I'm late'! ”

Juanny stopped, carrying her schoolbag as if she were carrying someone's head, and she looked at her male history teacher with a trashy look, but did not speak.

The history teacher shuddered, and he probably remembered that this was Zhuang Nizhuang's big devil who gave the whole school a headache, but for the sake of his teacher's face, he couldn't help but criticize Zhuang Ni.

So he stiffened his head and raised his voice sharply.

"Do you know what day it is? Today is September 3rd, the first day of school! And today is also the anniversary of the victory of China's War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression! **The party 'Jiusan Society' was named to commemorate this day! ”

The history teacher reprimanded the students, and did not forget to popularize historical knowledge to everyone, which is really an example of a good teacher in China.

"On this memorable day, you are late for school and class—are you worthy of the millions of revolutionary martyrs who sacrificed their lives to defeat the Japanese invaders? Write me a review before school and hand it in! ”

After the history teacher said this, the classroom fell silent, and everyone wondered how Juanny would react.

The squad leader didn't speak for the time being, Zhuang Ni is the only difficult character in the third (3) class of junior high school that the squad leader doesn't know how to deal with, not to mention that Zhuang Ni has never forgotten to talk to the squad leader Lily, and she will hug her when she says she is close, so that the squad leader can avoid it.

Just as the Hell Monarch was disturbed by a pathetic mortal, Zhuang Ni frowned slightly and said lightly, "Please don't talk to me casually, otherwise I will sue you for sexual harassment." ”

The history teacher slapped the table angrily, "The whole class is watching, where did I sexually harass you!?" ”

Juanny's voice still seemed like it came from the deep space of the universe: "Your very existence is sexual harassment, and all men are such filthy things. ”

"Enough!" The class leader couldn't help but stand up and shouted to Zhuang Ni, "I texted you to come back to class, not to ask you to come back and confront the teacher!" Get me back to my seat! ”

Originally, the matter ended like this, which could be regarded as saving a little face for the history teacher, but anyway, it was not the history teacher who couldn't fight Zhuang Ni, and even the teaching director and vice principal couldn't provoke Zhuang Ni, who was looking for death at every turn.

But for some reason, the history teacher is a little obsessed with today, so I have to give Zhuang Ni a little color to see.

"Your attitude is disrespectful to all educators! Give me a penalty station in the hallway! You are not allowed to come in for a lecture! ”

"Strong outside, strong in middle...... Zhuang Ni commented in a low voice, then threw her schoolbag on the ground, lifted the hair that blocked the right half of her face, and exposed her right eye.

The history teacher stepped back from the podium, as if he was afraid that Juanny would shoot a laser from her right eye, or something unscientific.

However, Zhuangni only bent her vampire-like pale fingers into a hook and aimed them at her right eye socket, making a motion as if she was going to gouge out the eyeball.

The fingertips had already touched the cornea, and the force of the hand was not at all pretentious, and the twisted smile that caused pleasure from self-harm seemed to make everyone shudder.

"You—What are you going to do?" The history teacher was terrified.

"Heh, anyway, this eye is often blocked by hair, and I basically don't need ......"

"Stop, stop! Don't do that in my class! Go back to your seat! You don't need to be penalized! ”

"Nope." Zhuang Ni continued to make efforts to gouge out her right eye, "I don't pay a price, I'm sorry for the revolutionary martyrs who shed their blood." ”

The eyes are extremely fragile organs, and the history teacher had the heart to step forward to stop Zhuang Ni, but he was afraid that he would help him, so he was at a loss, trembling all over, and was about to kneel without holding on to the podium table.

As soon as it was too late, the squad leader moved from the back of the classroom to Zhuang Ni's side in an instant, as if he was catching a prisoner, twisted Zhuang Ni's hands behind his back, and escorted her back to his seat.

"Squad leader, you hurt me." Although she said this verbally, Zhuang Ni did not make any resistance, and her expression seemed to be quite enjoyable.

"I'm sorry, Zhuang Ni's review book, I'll let her write it before school." The class leader represented Zhuang Ni to the history teacher Daoqian.

The history teacher wiped the sweat from his forehead, waved his hand and said, "No need, she didn't die in my class, she did me a great favor......

Before she sat down in her seat after a long absence, she glanced in my direction, her eyes filled with a strong hatred that did not belong to the world.

Sure enough, you won't let me go? Because I kissed the class leader in front of her and slapped her, the most important goal of her coming back to class this time was actually to kill me?

As if reading the worry in my expression, Xiaoqin swore beside her: "Ye Lin, you don't have to be afraid, I will protect you from Zhuang Ni!" ”