Chapter 1084: The Gift of Trouble (I)

When Shi Aogen and the four of them walked into the hall, they each held a foam box. Hearing Zhen Cheng's instructions, Shi Aogen and the others lifted the lid one after another, and distributed gifts table by table.

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Before Shi Aogen and the other four had finished their gifts, there was already a sound of retching in the entire hall. The young people in the cold mang, curious, all stood up, and when they saw the things that Shi Aogen and the others had placed on the table of the VIPs, they were all ashamed to find a crack in the ground to get into.

A glass bottle of glucose for saline, with the label not even peeled off, containing a black syrup-like substance. The difference is that Shi Aogen and Gou Wazi are only responsible for issuing to men, while Chen Xiaohan and Jiang Shiheng are only responsible for issuing to women.

The same thing is that there are no gifts for all the people of Hanmang! There is no such special souvenir! The cold people, who were still a little regretful, couldn't help but blush their faces when they saw the souvenirs, and they gloated and looked at the excitement.

The hall, which was originally filled with the smell of wine and meat, was suddenly replaced by a pungent smell of medicine. Everyone who was looking forward to seeing Hanmang's unique souvenirs covered their noses one after another, and looked at Zhen Cheng who was eating a large piece of food with an angry face.

"Zhen Cheng, what do you mean by that?" Tu Guoqiang made a rare face, pointed to the medicine bottle on the table, his face was ugly, and he asked in a cold tone, "We are kind enough to congratulate Han Mang on his establishment, how can you curse people like this?" ”

"That's it! How can you do this kind of thing? Ouyang Xuan'er sarcastically said, "Are you a self-made elixir, it's embarrassing to take it out without even packaging it, do you want us to take poison and kill ourselves after eating!" Seeing that many people were furious, Ouyang Xuan'er fanned the flames just right.

"Excessive! I'm going to drop it right now! A middle-aged man who looked very burly and had a somewhat reckless personality grabbed the glucose bottle on the table and wanted to fall to the ground.

"If you dare to fall, I will abolish you!" Zhen Cheng, who was originally sitting and eating food, suddenly stopped his chopsticks, chewed with his mouth, pulled his neckline, turned his head, and warned loudly, "If you don't want it, please raise your hand, it's just a gift!" If anyone dares to drop me, then what the bottle is, you will do! We can say okay, if you don't want it, wait until you kneel down and beg me, and I won't give it to you! Zhen Cheng's voice was full of sternness and warning, and he stared closely at the big man holding the glucose bottle in his hand and said, "You put it down for me!" ”

"Depressed!" Seeing that Zhen Cheng didn't seem to be joking, Dahan was pulled by his companion with a red face, and took the lead in raising his hand and said, "I don't want it!" This thing, who's *** rare! ”

"I don't want it either!"

"Don't!"

"Don't drink it!"

For a while, the guests in the hall raised their hands to ask for a return as if they had bought counterfeit goods. ()

Shi Aogen and Chen Xiaohan and the other four people were too busy, each called a few helpers, and carefully took back each bottle, Shi Aogen's face was flushed like never before, and every time he took back a bottle, he looked excited as if he had picked up a gold ingot.

"Minister Tu, Sister Ouyang, aren't you going to ask for it?" Zhen Cheng saw that Chen Xiaohan and Shi Aogen were busy and organized, and looked at Tu Guoqiang and Ouyang Xuan'er with great satisfaction and said with a smile, "I suggest, you two don't rush to return the goods first!" ”

"I don't want it!" Gu Zijian angrily put the bottle directly on the table, spun it in front of Zhen Cheng, and said mockingly, "You just say the flowers, and I won't drink your inexplicable things!" ”

Zhen Cheng looked at Gu Zijian, the expression on his face didn't even change, he reached out and took the bottle and said very regretfully, "It's a pity, this kind of treasure doesn't even know the goods!" ”

"Humph!" Tu Guoqiang snorted coldly, he didn't return it in person, but he didn't bother to look at the bottle in front of him.

"Just finished drinking, I guess this thing is used to sober up! I'll give you face, I'll keep it first! Hou Ye, who had dealt with Zhen Cheng many times, rolled his eyes, reached out and pulled the bottle in front of him. I don't know weishenme, I was originally sleepy, but I suddenly had energy when I tasted this medicine. What other people feel, Hou Ye doesn't know, but this black thing in front of him is definitely much better than the pills he often takes!

"Good brother! Then good things come in pairs, I'll give you this bottle too! Zhen Cheng was like a salesman, buy one get one free, put Gu Zijian's bottle in front of Hou Ye, and said very solemnly, "Take good care of it, don't be robbed by others!" ”

"Haha, Xiexie! Don't worry, no one will rob it! Hou Ye winked at Zhen Cheng very face-saving.

"Pretending to be a ghost!" Ouyang Xuan'er shouted happily, but when she really decided, she was very calm. Looking at the bottle in front of her, Ouyang Xuan'er didn't rush to make a statement, but grimaced at Zhen Cheng with a smile on her face.

Hong Xuan came instead of Sen Ye, he didn't care about looking at the medicine bottle in front of him, sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger fight, silently, without returning, and not in a hurry to put it away!

"Director, it's all up!" Chen Xiaohan was so busy that his forehead was full of sweat, and he walked quickly to Zhen Cheng's side and whispered.

"Since the VIPs don't want it, then give one to each of Hanmang's brothers and sisters, and you and Shi Aogen keep the excess!" Zhen Cheng said aloud indifferently, "This should be our Hanmang's first benefit!" ”

"Hmm!" Chen Xiaohan agreed, turned around and went with Shi Aogen to distribute the medicine bottles.

"Holy! Hanmang is really better than the dragon group Niu X, this medicine was issued just after its establishment, and it really doesn't even want an auspicious color head! ”

"That's it! This is really unprecedented, and I am not afraid of being punished by God! ”

"Look at it, it is estimated that Hanmang will go to the empty building tomorrow!"

Watching Chen Xiaohan and the others distribute the medicine bottles, a group of idle guests began to sneer at the hot wind. The guests, who were still a little hesitant, sent the medicine bottles back to Jiang Shiheng and the others one after another. The average number of pill bottles left on each table is not "!" It's over, it's definitely poison, and the Commissioner is ready to kill us! The Tibetan wolf looked at the black medicine bottle and whispered to the red wolf.

"Fuck off! This stuff must be a big supplement! Have you seen the cow baby? That little bunny is the ghostliest, you see he took two bottles, and he is begging for them everywhere! The red wolf whispered, hurriedly took the medicine bottle in his hand, looked at the Tibetan wolf and said, "If you don't want it, will you give it to me?" ”

"Not good! I'll go back and wash your ass and I won't give it to you! The Tibetan wolf was reminded by the red wolf like this, and hurriedly grabbed his medicine bottle and looked at the red wolf vigilantly.

"It smells terrible!" Zhou Yubing felt that everything he had just eaten was in his throat, but thinking that it was from Chen Xiaohan, he complained on his lips, but he didn't dare not to.

"I don't know what to do!" Huo Qingluan saw that Chen Xiaohan still had a bottle in his hand, muttered, and hurriedly shouted, "Xiaohan, give me the remaining bottle, don't let outsiders see the joke!" ”

"Hmm!" Chen Xiaohan hurriedly put it down, ran away with a sense of relief, and quickly took two bottles of men's special ones from Shi Aogen's hand.

"It's greasy!" The hungry wolf saw that Shi Aogen, Dog Wazi, Jiang Shiheng, and Chen Xiaohan each had two bottles in their hands, and their pockets were still bulging, so he secretly screamed in his heart, looked left and right, and saw a bottle at the foot of a VIP behind him, quietly stretched out his long legs, and transferred the medicine bottle to his feet casually.

"Ahem! Cough! Zhen Cheng seemed to have eaten and drunk enough, stood up with his hands behind his back, looked around, and then slapped his palms twice.

"Smack!" The two young men quickly turned off all the lights in the hall!

"Hula!" The waitress in charge of serving the food each had a window, and the curtains were pulled shut, and the whole hall was darkened at once.

The originally bright hall suddenly seemed to be late at night, and it was pitch black that I couldn't see my fingers clearly. Some timid ladies couldn't help but exclaim.

Before everyone had time to ask Weishenme, a video arc signal suddenly appeared on the big screen behind Zhen Cheng. In less than a few tenths of a second, two figures, one tall and one short, appeared on the big screen.

The two people on the screen are wearing cotton clothes and are climbing snow-capped mountains in Tibet.

"Aliens?" Niu Wazi held a bottle of glucose in one hand, looked at the two weirdos on the big screen and talked to himself with wide eyes.

"These two are a perfect match! A little dwarf with a long beard, a tall bamboo pole with a short beard! This won't be the second gift! A loud-mouthed guest couldn't help but point at the screen and suddenly speak.

"The wine has hollowed out the kidneys, and it will live for another twelve years at most, but it's a pity!" The little dwarf suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the guest, and said with certainty.

"If I drank your medicine, I would be seventy years old, but it's a pity!" There was not the slightest pity in Gao Zhuzhu's voice, but it was full of schadenfreude.

"It's a pity for a grandma! Zhen Cheng, you rabbit cub, give me death! The little dwarf's white beard fluttered, and he jumped to his feet and scolded.

"What roar? I say you "Fart!" You fart! Do you tell them who made the pottion? Did you tell them that the medicinal decoction could make a man twenty years younger in bed? Did you tell them that the potion could make a woman five years younger? That's priceless! Don't be a fool! The little dwarf jumped to his feet and scolded as if he had been stepped on by someone, and the image on the screen was not very stable and swaying.

"It's useless for me to tell me, no one remembers your name!" Zhen Cheng said with a smile on his face and gloating.

"Fart! Will no one remember my Miao Siren's name? The whole Huaxia people are dead, and it is impossible not to know that Miao Siren, the king of Huaxia medicine! ”

"Click!" The video signal suddenly cut off, and the entire screen was full of snowflakes!

The whole hall was suddenly eerily quiet, the fallen leaves could be heard, and even the sound of some people farting quietly could be heard clearly.

After watching the video, there was no applause, no doubts, only the heavy panting of a group of men panting and the sound of swallowing saliva and squirming in the Adam's apple, one after another, in harmony with each other.

The darkness of the fingers that could not be seen, and the silence of the heart beating wildly. Zhen Cheng stood motionless, at this time, whoever made a little noise could detonate the greedy bomb of human nature!

Zhen Cheng is looking forward to it, thirsting for it, hoping that there will be a messenger of light who can dispel the darkness and bring light!