After the big recess is the physical education class, although the third year of junior high school learning tasks are tight, some parents are still clamoring that physical education classes should be canceled, but because physical education under the regulations of the State Education Commission, it has become a compulsory item in the high school entrance examination, accounting for more and more scores, so the third year of junior high school not only did not reduce physical education classes, but to ensure that there are three physical education classes a week, and even leave physical education homework.

The physical education high school entrance examination in Dongshan City is generally held in March ~ April in the second semester of the third year of junior high school, and it is now September, which is the time to train physical fitness.

I, the suspended boys' sports commissioner, didn't go to physical education class.

If I can cure my viral heart disease, then I don't need to participate in the training for the sports high school entrance examination.

If the heart disease can't be cured, then it is useless for me to participate in training, but I may go directly to the playground and hit the street.

Xiaoqin also claimed to be anemic and took a leave of absence from physical education class, so for the first time, we both avoided physical education class at the same time, staying in the classroom and staring at each other.

But we weren't the only ones in the classroom, Gong Caicai and Zhuang Ni were also there.

On the first day of school today, Gong Caicai was absent from physical education class because her schoolbag was too heavy and she twisted her foot while walking.

Zhuang Ni simply hates physical education class, especially Li Dayong, a physical education teacher who shaves his flat head and often shows off his bronzed muscles.

In addition, Zhuang Ni was very excited to be able to accompany her favorite Gong Caicai in the classroom, and sat in the front row, adjacent to Gong Caicai, and accompanied Gong Caicai to preview her homework.

However, she still picked the right side of Gong Caicai, a girl's seat, and she couldn't stand the boy's seat.

Gong Caicai injured her ankle and couldn't go to physical education class, and she thought that her physique was too weak, even if she exercised, her sports results in the high school entrance examination would be held back, so she studied hard, hoping that she could make up for the lack of sports results through cultural classes.

"You're going to get tired of studying like this." Zhuang Nixu held a pencil and said beside her, "What's the point of the high school entrance examination?" What is the significance of the college entrance examination? With your family background, do you still need to work so hard? ”

Gong Caicai's pen to make the roll stopped temporarily, "I, I'm not studying well, Mom and Dad should think I'm a bad boy......"

Zhuang Ni was dismissive, "How many good children are there on this shijie?" Why should you study for the sake of your parents' hopes? Otherwise, you will marry me in the future, and I will raise you......"

Gong Caicai's slightly naturally curly hair trembled slightly.

"I—I don't want to be raised as a strange person...... And Zhuang Ni, you're lying again, aren't you? We are all junior high school students, what do you rely on to support yourself, or even me? ”

Zhuang Ni smiled, "Didn't you hear the word 'future' when I said?" And even now, I can figure out how to raise you. There are many people who are interested in witchcraft and the like, and if I agree to the request of some women to help them preside over a dark Mass, I will still get a good reward. ”

No way! Zhuang Ni looks like she has an affair with a real cult! It is from abroad, deeply rooted in Satanism! That kind of sect is a hundred times more vicious than the Science Happiness Sect! I heard that in foreign Satanism, it is not a problem to hold human sacrifices, and there are many female members, each of whom is called "witch" and "high-ranking witch"!

Hearing the ominous word "Dark Mass", Gong Caicai really shuddered.

"I said Zhuang Ni, it's not haode to participate in cult activities, why don't you listen to the lecture of the Science Happiness Seminar with me......"

Cults are digging into the wall! Gong Caicai, do you still have the face to say, "Participating in cult activities is not haode"? What do you think the Science Happiness Church is for? In the name of seminars, they practice the reality of a cult, that is, they only cheat money and not sex, and they do not have idolatry or human sacrifices, and they are more concealed and less harmful!

From the open classroom front window, there was a sudden sound of insects, this is the third floor, the sound of insects still sounds loud, which shows that although the grasshoppers in autumn have not jumped for two days, they do not perish in silence, they erupt in silence, and their screams before death are really resounding in the sky.

Gong Caicai was attracted by the sound of insects, and since she couldn't see ugly insects, she only heard sounds, so she looked less scared.

"It's like a chorus...... "I seem to hear the scent of grass and earth from the sound of insects, and it's so harmonious with nature......"

Zhuang Ni, who is dedicated to destroying the little freshness, really lived up to expectations:

"Bugs make sounds by rubbing their wings, not singing at all, and the reason why they make sounds at the risk of being preyed upon by predators is to find mates to reproduce."

"So these insect chirpings, translated into human language, are basically: 'I want to mate!' 'I want women! ''Anyone, come and have a baby with me!'' ''Woman! Woman! ’……”

"Say no more!" Gong Caicai was hit hard, covering her ears with her hands, "It's all your fault!" I won't be able to hear insects again! ”

Zhuang Ni looked at the pale Gong Caicai with a look of "this is growth" and patted her shoulder.

"Now you can see how dirty men are, right? Even if they become insects, their desires have not changed, so remember to stay away from them! ”

"Those bugs aren't going to fly up, are they?" Xiaoqin asked worriedly on my right.

I knocked on the window pane on the left-hand side, and there was a bang-bang sound.

"You don't have to be afraid, our back window is not open, even if we fly up, we will fly in through the front window and attack Gong Caicai first."

"Ah, then I'm relieved!" Xiao Qin let out a long breath and patted her chest.

"Don't look like you're gloating, okay? If a bug flies in, do you just sit here and watch the joke and sit back and watch Gong Caicai being chased by the bugs? It is said that there is sympathy for the same disease, do you have compassion! ”

"It doesn't matter, right? Zhuang Ni should be able to help Gong Caicai drive away the insects, just like Ye Lin will help me drive away the insects, right? ”

"Hmm...... If the bugs flew over, I would probably help you get rid of them, but you never thought about helping Gong Caicai repel the bugs in some cases and then get a gold star? Challenge yourself in the field of timidity, and I will award you a gold star! ”

I threw out the temptation of the stars.

"And you have four gold stars now, and there is still one left, so I will keep my promise and buy a mobile phone for you, aren't you looking forward to getting my gift?"

Xiaoqin frowned and struggled for a while, but finally shook her head.

"No, I'm still afraid of bugs, especially black beetles, if it's a big beetle that flies up, I can't deal with it anyway, and I hope that Ye Lin can protect his childhood sweetheart, otherwise I will die tragically under the pincers of the big beetle......"

"You're talking about beetles or aliens! I don't know how many beetles you killed when you pretended to be a boy! ”

"Once upon a time, now is now," Xiaoqin said in frustration, "I didn't find beetles so scary before, but after I decided to learn to be a girl, I suddenly felt that beetles were hideous, hideous and terrifying, and I couldn't look at them directly......"

You're running here, idiom solitaire is coming! And there is not a single idiom!

"Now I can't help but shudder when I hear the name 'beetle', or ......" Qin gave me a pleading look, "or let's stop calling them 'beetles' in the future, and replace them with a less scary nickname, okay?" ”

"What's so scary about the name 'beetle'? What alternative name do you want to use? ”

"Just, just use 'Wim'!"

"What's that? It sounds familiar, but I can't remember where I've heard it......."

Xiaoqin lowered her voice and said with resentment: "When my cousin used to play games, he played a copy full of bugs, and deliberately called me who was a guest at his house, so that I could listen to my screams - I remember that one of the bosses he was fighting was called Wim, and it was a big round beetle......"

Yes! I remember! Xiao Ding of the Love Pet Hospital,Before playing Dota,I often play "Warcraft shijie", there was a copy of Warcraft shijie called Angela Temple, there were three bosses that needed to be 'fought together', respectively called Lord Kerry, Princess Yalki and Wim, are three big bugs, nicknamed "Auspicious Three Treasures", according to the order of killing, the drop equipment is also different.

Pooh is the youngest of the three big bugs, and it doesn't have a title behind its name, so it must be the child of Lord Kerry and Princess Yarki! They're a happy bug family! Players kill them just to grab equipment, it's really insect extermination, I think humans are much more terrible than bugs!

"Then, Ye Lin found out about Wim in the future, but if you want to protect me, at least remind me in advance!" The celery monster said to me seriously.

"How do you remind you? Shouting: 'Wim is coming'? ”

"Yes! This way I'm a little less frightened, and it's better than 'the beetle is coming' or 'the bug is coming'. ”

"Don't you think it's a little naïve? And players who have played the Dungeon of Angela's Temple will think I'm an otaku, right? ”

"If Ye and Ye Lin feel embarrassed, I will compensate you!" Xiaoqin said excitedly, "If Ye Lin's classmate shouts Wim and is despised by other boys, I can throw yourself into Ye Lin's arms and let them know that you have a girlfriend, not an otaku who plays games all day long!" ”

"Hey! Who told you that otaku must not have a girlfriend! Give me the otaku daoqian of the whole shijie! ”

"My cousin doesn't have a girlfriend anyway......" Xiaoqin said as she looked at the ceiling.

Since I have seen Xiaoqin chased by beetles many times before, she said that she was afraid of beetles, which was not a lie, and maybe the name "beetle" was turned into "Wim" to reduce the degree of fright, which was really important to her.

"Okay, then I'll call them 'Wim' for now, anyway, autumn is here, and Wim won't be able to run rampant for a few days......"

Soon the physical education class was over.

When school was over, Zhuang Ni stopped Gong Caicai and asked her to stay with her, drawing the blackboard newspaper for the beginning of the third year of junior high school, although they had done this before, it was not a very abnormal move, but it still reassured the class leader, and she was not sure what Zhuang Ni would do to Gong Caicai.