Listening to the loudspeaker talk about Shu Zhe's almost scrapped little JJ, I was reminded: It's time to run an online store for a while today.

Although the biology teacher is a single fat aunt in her 50s, and it is said that she has a hobby of collecting viruses and bacteria, the class is not bad, and it is often linked to the reality of life to deepen everyone's impression of the lecture content.

The same is true today, she asked her classmates to try if their tongues can be curled, and said that this ability is related to genetics, and later asked them to see if their nostrils can contract, and said that only 10% of people on shijie can do this.

I was using my mobile phone browser to enter the Taobao backstage, but Xiaoqin was next to me and said in a volume that only I could hear:

"Ye Lin's nostrils can be expanded! Such lascivious nostrils are only found by Ye Lin! ”

I gave it a try, huh? My nostrils can really enlarge! After Xiaoqin saw it, she covered her mouth and laughed next to her, what is ridiculous! There is no scientific evidence that the ability to scale the nostrils has anything to do with lust!

But for me, who just kneaded Xiaoqin last night and took off her skirt, I really don't have the right to say that I am not lustful.

I was a little embarrassed and started to concentrate on running an online store.

Just like I feared, it was a bit reluctant for China's violent courier industry to send inflated balloons. Even though I put a lot of cushioning in the cardboard box, 2 balloons broke during transportation.

Fortunately, these customers who bought perverted supplies were more patient, and they didn't give a bad review directly, but left a message asking me how to solve it.

I strictly adhered to my father's rules of honest management, and immediately refunded them according to the loss. Uncle Fireball, who also bought balloons, was on the line at this time, and he was lucky, none of the several balloons he bought broke.

"Oops, it's worthy of the gas blown out of the jade throat of the red bean sister, after the stirring of her fragrant tongue, it is so fragrant and fragrant, this orchid-like elegant taste, I smell it and even my heart is drunk......"

It's a perverted description, as for the fragrant taste or something, the truth is just that Shu Zhe loves chewing gum, if you buy a box of chewing gum and chew it for an afternoon, you will still have this taste in your mouth.

"I'm sure! I'm satisfied! The new advice I said last time for online stores, now I can tell you to the boss! ”

I typed four words in a scribbling: "I would like to hear it in detail." ”

"Well, because the balloons are basically disposable, so when the manufacturer produces, the quality inspection is not too careful, anyway, if a few balloons are broken, customers will not come to complain - but the high-priced balloons sold in our perverted supply store will be complained about once they are broken during transportation, right?"

"That's true, two of the balloons in this batch are broken."

In order to reduce the chance of breaking, I clearly told Shu Zhe not to blow too full, but there was still a problem.

"How? I'm not wrong, right? So blowing up balloons isn't too much of a haode idea......"

"Huh? Didn't you tell me to blow up the balloons? If you don't blow up balloons, then blow what? ”

Uncle Fireball deliberately didn't type for two minutes, which whetted my appetite, and then he sent a very short message with satisfaction: "Blow tt." ”

What the? Do you blow up a condom as a balloon! When I was in elementary school, a boy did this kind of stupid thing, brought the condom that his parents hid under the mattress to the school to blow, and distributed it to the girls at the same table, so that the girls who didn't know the truth would blow with him, of course, he was later found by his parents. Uncle Fireball, is this the good idea you gave me?

"Don't be in a hurry to say no, it's the best idea! You listen to me slowly. ”

"First, condom manufacturers are not as good as balloon manufacturers, if the condom is broken, it will kill people, so laser detection will be used before leaving the factory. As long as the air blowing into it is not too much, the chance of bursting during transportation is much lower than that of a normal balloon. ”

"Second, the photo of Sister Red Bean blowing up balloons has made everyone feel very fragrant and ready to move, when I think that Sister Red Bean's lips will be in contact with condoms, even if the photo is not suitable for uploading, just imagination, it is enough for everyone to masturbate!"

"Third, an ordinary balloon, after releasing the gas exhaled by the red bean sister inside, it is useless, but the condom is different, after releasing the gas in the condom, you can also put the condom on the thing it should be on......"

"This is not an ordinary condom, it's a condom that Sister Hongdou's lips have touched! What is indirect kissing! We're × the interface! Doubled the price, at least 100 yuan apiece! ”

Nima, I'm convinced! Uncle Fireball, your perverted abilities are unsurpassed! I should have hired you to be the business consultant of the online store! If I didn't blow up the balloon, I wouldn't even have to go to the supermarket to buy a balloon!

It's just that I don't know very well, Shu Zhe will have any psychological resistance to blowing TT, should I tell him in advance, or lie to him first to let him continue to blow the balloon, and let him blow TT when he arrives at my house?

In addition, the original 50 yuan "Love Red Lip Balloon" will donate 10 yuan of the profit to the special education school, if it is changed to 100 yuan "Love Red Lip TT", should it continue to donate 10 yuan, or should it donate 20 yuan? If I want to donate 20 yuan, do I still have to talk to Shu Zhefei?

Thinking about this, before I knew it, it was time to get out of school.

Carrying my schoolbag cross-body, I walked lazily home, and found Xiaoqin following me inch by inch.

I go to the left, she goes to the left, I go to the right, she goes to the right.

Stopped, turned back to her and asked:

"Where are you going? That's not where you're heading home, is it? ”

The thumbs of Xiaoqin's two hands are inserted into the inside of the shoulder straps of the Hello Kitty school bag.

"Wherever Ye Lin goes, I will go...... I'm already Ye Lin's person now......"

When she spoke, she hooked her toes inward, looking like a little daughter-in-law who had just passed the door.

The crowded streets, even though there are no acquaintances, also make me very embarrassed.

"What a stupid thing to say! Yesterday...... Yesterday the two of us didn't do a single step to zuihou, right? ”

Xiaoqin raised her head slightly, her cheeks were crimson, and she glanced at me with a shy look, and quickly pinned herself to the side.

"Today...... I can do it today with a step of zuihou...... Whether Ye Lin takes me home or goes somewhere else, Ye Lin is happy......"

My heart was pounding.

The thought that yesterday's events could be "continued" made my blood boil like a pot, and the beast hidden in my heart wanted to jump out immediately, tear Xiaoqin's clothes to the ground, and then crush her under her to enjoy her pure flesh.

The little overlord has bullied me for many years, and by the way, I can also settle it in bed, although it is a little different from the final holy war I imagined, but it is you who are pressed under me, and it can be regarded as my victory, right?

"Ye Lin, be careful!"

Caught in a delusion, I was almost hit by a motorcycle driving onto the sidewalk, but Celery pulled me away in time.

I pointed a middle finger at the driver's back, if it wasn't far away, I would have to catch up and beat him, if I had the squad leader's ability to walk through the yang in a hundred steps, there was no shortage of pebbles around here.

Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone and took a picture of the speeding motorcycle.

"So you have the license plate number." Xiao Qin said with a smile, "Anyone who dares to hurt Ye Lin's classmate, God will definitely punish him!" ”

It's not God, it's your punishment! Do you want to do it yourself, or do you want to let the Roses do it for you? I'm angry with the driver who shaved his head and dyed the rest of his hair purple, but don't do anything too much for me! It's even worse to break the law!

After the disturbance of the motorcycle, I calmed down a little.

At the critical moment when Aunt Ren is likely to be pregnant with her father's child, I can't listen to Xiaoqin's words and do "zuihou step" with her, so Aunt Ren may not only be angry, but also irresponsible to Xiaoqin - I'm not sure how to deal with the relationship with Xiaoqin.

Is it a stepsister or a girlfriend? Or a stepsister and girlfriend? I really don't want to wear a title like Sister Maniac, I really don't want to wear it on my head!

I made a decision in an instant, although I don't know if I will have such a determination tomorrow, but I must not take Xiaoqin home today! My home where no one disturbs, once I close the security door, it will definitely be a worm, and maybe I will push Xiaoqin in the living room.

"I, my house is not convenient to receive guests today!" I said, "Don't follow me, I'm ...... I can take you to the subway station and take you home! ”

Xiaoqin's face turned even redder, "Ye and Ye Lin, do you still prefer to be in my bedroom?" Although my mother may come back early today, as long as we are careful and try not to make a sound, even if Ye Lin stops my mouth......"

Don't let me fantasize about that kind of super H scene! Aunt Ren was resting in the bedroom less than 10 meters away, and even walking around the living room, I was only through a door, violating her daughter with something stuffed in her mouth! Ah, just thinking about it makes you stand on the street and pitch your tent!

After reciting the Paramita Sutra a hundred times, I saw that there was no one left and right, so I took Xiaoqin's hand and led her to the entrance of the subway station.

Xiaoqin, who was holding my hand, seemed to tremble all over her body with joy, and in order to stay calm, I tried my best to treat Xiaoqin with the mentality of my sister. Not to mention, it worked, at least the tent wasn't erected again.

Xiaoqin continued to say to me on the subway: "My bed is very strong and won't squeak, but Ye Lin must not make any strange noises to be heard by my mother......"

It occurred to me that I was going to have a bug in my bedroom by the end of this week to listen to Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao's conversations.

I didn't encounter it when I went to Peng Thos yesterday, but when it comes to bugging, hasn't Xiaoqin also used it? She used the insulated rice cooker to eavesdrop on me for half a month, just like yesterday, I heard that the hidden eavesdropping device was from the hand of a shoemaker in the vegetable market downstairs of her house (I have also seen the shoemaker, and once used the squad leader's shoes for him to repair).

Regarding the identity of this shoemaker, Xiaoqin also said mysteriously, as if he was a former intelligence agent of the country, and later did something that the country was unhappy about, so he "hid in the city" and went to the vegetable market to work as a shoemaker.

Finally, I have this opportunity today, should I go and visit him by the way, and buy a bugging device from him? I want to support domestic products!