Chapter 309: Black Shop
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There are rules in one line, robbing the rich and helping the poor at night is dark and windy, and during the day it is robbery.
As a chivalrous man who has just come out of the robbery business, Scarface strictly follows the rules of the industry, which is called doing a line of love and a line.
So he endured the distress, Scarface lit a jar of the cheapest cannon lamp, and ordered soup dumplings and mapo tofu.
I wanted to order porridge and meat, but Scarface looked at the price above, and his hands trembled and he couldn't give up.
Let's not talk about monkey spirits. When Skinny Monkey Face turned back for the rest of his life, he whispered in Scarface's ear, "The money is back in our pockets at night." β
Scarface suddenly realized, and pointed to the vegetable brand, "Give me one portion of all the dishes on the brand, and three portions of braised rabbit meat and pig's trotters." β
"And the most expensive ......" Scarface paused, "Stir-fried greens?"
His grandma, it's too blatant to rob money in this black shop, it's so expensive to fry a green vegetable.
It seems that opening a black shop is much more brainless than their business of cutting paths.
When they robbed, they also knew to shout "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree", to the effect that they tactfully reminded the other party to leave the road maintenance fee.
This strengthened his determination to change careers.
"Let's have a serving. Scarface said that he didn't expect him to be unable to eat vegetables one day.
"Wait a minute. Yu Sheng took a note and glared at Feng'er and Donnie Yen, who were making trouble behind them, and turned back to the back kitchen.
Donnie Yen pulled Feng'er, who was still playing, and followed Yu Sheng in.
Ye Zigao was cleaning up the plates, and saw the snake spirit face leading people lazily down.
"Brother Ye, just come here for breakfast. Niu Er led Long Ze.
"Broken Sword, they're gone early. Ye Zigao said.
"We're here to help, wouldn't it be too diligent to take the lead?" they sat in the seats of the yellow-shirted man.
Ye Zigao brought the plate back and brought out the breakfast.
Scarface and the men had been on the road all night, and after tasting it, they realized that the food was more delicious than they could have imagined, and immediately devoured and coaxed it.
I didn't notice that there was spiritual power in this fried green vegetable for a while, so the snake spirit on the side secretly scolded "cow chewing peony".
After a meal, Scarface led people upstairs to rest, but from time to time someone wandered in front of and behind the inn, checking the terrain.
In the morning, many guests rushed to the road, and after sending them all away, they stretched their waists to the attic for the rest of their lives.
The necessary work before practicing calligraphy is to wet a corner of a page of the book, and there is still no shadow of a fish, which is a big disappointment for the rest of your life.
Aunt Qing next to her couldn't help but roll her eyes, "Okay, get wet again, a page of the book will leave you in the future." β
"Wouldn't it?" Yu Sheng stopped, this page of the book is still very good.
"At least they will be disobedient. Aunt Qing felt it, and she deeply understood this.
Her sword spirit is now chopping people to pick and choose, the handsome ones are not cut, the beautiful ones are not cut, and the shemales will be cut.
The rest of his life hurriedly dried a corner, and respectfully spread a page of the book on the table to prepare to practice calligraphy.
"Do you remember that picture of swimming fish?" Aunt Qing asked him.
"I remembered, I remembered it at a glance, but I don't know why I can't make it. β
Yu Sheng shook his arm as he spoke, and then quickly slapped his palm, and the vase did not move at all.
Aunt Qing felt that this was already the limit of the rest of her life, and before he skillfully used this trick, I was afraid that there would be no "fish and dragon" diagram.
After playing a few tricks for the rest of his life, he picked up the pen and began to practice calligraphy, and Aunt Qing had already helped him polish the ink.
"Today I'm going to copy "Stomach Pain Post". "For the rest of his life, he took away the posts he had copied before, and regarded death as if he were home.
"Are you really decided?" Aunt Qing looked at him and was very sympathetic.
Yu Sheng nodded, and picked up the pen to trace the "Belly Pain Post", Aunt Qing saw him gritting his teeth, and the hands holding the pen were trembling.
After finishing a word with difficulty, I retreated for the rest of my life, and my perseverance was still there, but my stomach couldn't hold on.
I was afraid that my little aunt would make fun of me, so I rolled my eyes for the rest of my life, covered my ears and said, "Oh, my ears are so itchy." β
He put down the pen, let his stomach slowly, and put his ears in front of Aunt Qing, "Little aunt, my ears haven't been cleaned for a long time, help me." β
"Look for the leaves high. Aunt Qing pushed him away.
"What are you talking about? Yu Sheng squinted his ears, "Oh, you said help me, then I would be disrespectful." β
Yu Sheng found an ear chop and handed it to Aunt Qing, and then lay down on the beauty's back, with his head resting on Aunt Qing's legs.
The breeze caresses, the sun is warm, the lake waves bloom a lot, with a slight touch in the ears, and the rest of my life feels that the fairy days are just like this.
No wonder Lao Yu often complained that the rest of his life disturbed his interest in appreciating flowers, the moon and the rain.
However, time was in a hurry, and Aunt Qing quickly pushed the rest of her life up and let him practice calligraphy.
This "Belly Pain Post" is really powerful, and as soon as you fall into a state of mind for the rest of your life, your stomach will be overwhelming.
In the end, it would be better to find grass and ask for antidiarrheal medicine, and Rao was like this, and he couldn't go to the thatched house for the rest of his life.
Even made the bald head who stepped on the spot suspicious, he went back to Scarface and said, "Boss, I suspect that kid is hiding a treasure in the hut." β
"How?"
"I've been going to the thatched house, and it's inconvenient to go, so I must be tired. "The bald head is conclusive.
Scarface and Skinny Monkey thought it was reasonable, so when they went to the hut for the rest of their lives, they saw a bald head looking inside.
Hearing that the rest of his life was coming, the bald head hurriedly came out, "Shopkeeper, you come first, I'm constipated." β
"No, I don't. Yu Sheng turned back to the inn, "I'm all right." β
This made the bald head more and more convinced.
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That night, everything was quiet, and all the guests went to sleep.
After three rounds of drinking, the god of agriculture got up to say goodbye, leaving the three sisters of the water ghost to quarrel with Donnie Yen.
It's not right, although many people ignore her, Feng'er gestures are very eager, and beckons everyone to look at her from time to time.
I wasted a few words for this, and I estimated the words I had saved these days for the rest of my life, and I am afraid that I will finish it all this time.
During the day, the fourth of the three sisters of the water ghost successfully threw a witch who was looking for a mirror into the water.
When they were about to succeed, Xiao Si gave up, and now they are arguing about this matter, and they are arguing for an hour.
Yu Sheng sent the god of agriculture out, and when he was leaving, the god of agriculture glanced at the three sisters, shook his head and said, "It's really enviable." β
Indeed, the reason why Xiao Si stopped was very simple, he was reluctant to let other sisters go, and he was reincarnated alone not far away.
The other two sisters were angry because Xiao Si gave up reincarnation.
Yu Sheng and the god of agriculture don't know how to persuade them, and only the parties concerned can make the most suitable choice in this matter.
Yu Sheng put away the plate and served a plate of pig's trotters to a few people.
Just as he was about to open the door panel, there was a sound of messy footsteps on the road outside.
Before he could look around, a group of people ran down the wooden ladder, one of whom was the most conspicuous, his bald head shining in the candlelight.
"Stop. Scarface rushed forward, the knife in his hand, flashing in front of the rest of his eyes.
Yu Sheng took a few steps back, and many people rushed in from outside the inn.
However, instead of swords, they were holding branches that had just been left behind.
The rest of my life was surprised, where is this singing?
Scarface also wondered, "Where's your knife?"
One of them cried with a sad face, "Boss, we were surrounded by Huang Xian'er in the woods, and all the money and knives on our bodies were robbed. β
"Waste. Scarface scolded, it's important to get down to business now.
He turned around and pointed at the rest of his life with a knife, "Boy, if you dare to open a black shop, today you will do the right thing for heaven, eliminate violence and peace, rob the rich and help the poor." β