Chapter 458: You Are the God of Cars
"I'm just a poor brother-in-law with a weak mind, I have no other identity, it's you who think too much."
Xue Dongnan said with a calm expression.
"I don't believe it!" Zhou Hao gritted his teeth, and couldn't help retching a few times in his mouth, and almost vomited out the overnight meal, and the baby was very disgusted and hugged the dog to play.
After spitting up, Zhou Hao's face was as pale as white flour, he covered his stomach, his brows were tightly locked, and after thinking about it for a long time, a flash of inspiration appeared in his mind, and he suddenly remembered a person!
"You, you're ......!"
Zhou Hao looked at Xue Dongnan with extremely shocked eyes, and his face was shocked, Xue Dongnan raised his eyebrows and said; "You know who I am."
"Hey, of course I know who you are."
After Zhou Hao was shocked, there was a hint of admiration on his face, and there was an eager light in his eyes, and he was surprised; "You are the legendary Akina mountain bike god, isn't it you!"
"It's not." The corners of Xue Dongnan's mouth twitched.
"It's you, don't admit it."
"Haha, I actually found the Akina Float God!"
Zhou Hao laughed, and began to laugh excitedly holding his stomach, and he was ecstatic on the street like a nervous disorder.
"Oh my God, I actually found the Akina Mountain Bike God, I'm so lucky......"
Zhou Hao grabbed Xue Dongnan's shoulders excitedly, and said excitedly: "Do you know the car god, my friends and I are all your fans, you ...... I ......"
Seeing Zhou Hao's speechless appearance with excitement, Xue Dongnan didn't want to hit the other party to tell the truth, but he had to say it, otherwise the misunderstanding would only be greater.
"Haozi, I'll tell you again, I'm not the god of the autumn mountain car, and I don't know what the autumn name mountain is, don't use the terms on the Internet to talk to me, this will make me think that you have a low IQ, do you understand?"
Xue Dongnan said with a straight face.
Zhou Hao nodded hurriedly, and said brightly: "I will never use a low IQ to talk to you again, I am your loyal fan, you must sign with me......"
"Hey, what are you two doing, come here." The mentally handicapped shouted.
Zhou Hao dragged Xue Dongnan to sign a group photo, but Xue Dongnan was also in a hurry, and after he couldn't get away, he kicked Zhou Hao away.
"You're not bothered, I said no." Xue Dongnan said angrily.
"Low-key, car god, you are too low-key......"
Zhou Hao said with a smile on his face: "You don't have to admit it to the car god, I also know it in my heart, don't worry, I won't tell anyone else." ”
"Take it all you want." Xue Dongnan sighed, then turned around and walked towards the mentally handicapped.
"Retarded, what are you doing?" Xue Dongnan asked.
The mentally handicapped said angrily: "The baby is hungry, the baby wants to eat, the blue thin ......"
"If you dare to say the last two words to me, I'll beat you!" Xue Dongnan gritted his teeth and said.
"I want to cry...... "The baby pouted aggrievedly.
"The car god, the car god, I'm here." Zhou Hao came over with a cone, and the mentally handicapped took it in his hand with a smile, Xue Dongnan glanced at it and asked, "Eat a cone in winter, nothing to look for excitement?" ”
"Yes, poor brother-in-law, babies like to find excitement in winter, otherwise people will feel bored in life."
Xue Dongnan really wanted to fight this mentally handicapped, but it was not easy to do it in front of Zhou Hao, the mentally handicapped grinned, and jumped into the KFC next to him.
"Car god, let's go in too, it's cold outside." Zhou Hao said with a slight stammer.
Xue Dongnan nodded, and followed in at the moment, after he came in, he saw the mentally handicapped holding the dog and ordering food, Zhou Hao walked a few steps forward, and found that there was no seat here, so he walked up to a young man and said arrogantly: "You kid dodge, give us a seat for the car god." ”
"Get out." The little young man said in a cold voice.
Zhou Hao grabbed the other party's collar and said angrily: "You dare to let me go, you know who I am, you offended me, I will immediately make you disappear from Beihai City Believe it or not!" ”
"Brother, someone bullied me." The little young man shouted.
Bang la blah.
The boys who ate in the entire KFC stood up, a tall man with a flat head, there were about twenty or thirty, a man with a fat head and big ears walked up to Zhou Hao, looked him up and down, and asked coldly; "You were the one who bullied my brother!"
Zhou Hao saw that there were many people on the other side, and he didn't dare to be arrogant, so he said with a smile: "Big brother, misunderstanding, do you think that an honest person like me can bully others, it's almost ...... others to bully me."
"Haha."
The men in the room laughed, and Zhou Hao's aggrieved face turned red, but there were many people on the other side, and he didn't dare to say a word of arrogance, otherwise he would definitely be beaten to death here.
"Count your kid acquaintance, so let's do it, big brother, I went out in a hurry today and didn't bring any money, how about you settle the bill?" The strong man grinned.
"Okay, it's all mine today, and my brothers can eat as much as you like." Zhou Hao laughed.
"Poor brother-in-law, he's so bad." The mentally handicapped muttered.
Xue Dongnan pursed his lips and said: "This Zhou Hao is quite sensible, he knows what to say on what occasions, if it is someone else, it is estimated that he has already said who his father is, and he will definitely be killed by these people when the time comes." ”
Zhou Hao's approach was very right, these people didn't beat him, they all continued to sit back and eat, Zhou Hao was also instantly relieved, thinking that it was good that Lao Tzu was witty, otherwise he would have died on the street.
"Car god, let's change the position, I can't afford to sit here." Zhou Hao said embarrassedly.
Xue Dongnan shrugged indifferently.
"Nini is back......"
The mentally handicapped saw the teddy dog running over, so he quickly barked, but what he didn't expect was that the teddy dog was actually snatching food, after it jumped on the table, it bit on the burger in the hand of the strong man, and ran away after eating!
"I'll rub!"
The strong man was immediately enraged, he looked back, and said viciously: "Okay, you son of a bitch, you dare to grab something to eat from Lao Tzu, I am going to stew dog meat today!" ”
"Nini come back soon......" The mentally handicapped quickly summoned Nini back, hugged her tightly in her arms, and blamed: "How can you go and grab the pig's things to eat, you are not satisfied with the dog food that people feed you every day." ”
When Xue Dongnan on the side heard this, he knew that something bad was going to happen, and sure enough, the strong man came over with an angry face, pointed at his mentally handicapped nose with his hand, and scolded: "What did you slut just say, pig food?" ”
The mentally handicapped smiled and hid behind Xue Dongnan, and said with a wicked smile: "I didn't say that you eat pig food, but I call everything Nini eats dog food, and what it can eat must also be dog food, poor brother-in-law, are you right?" ”
"Look for death!"
The strong man's face immediately appeared cross-meat, he stretched out an arm thicker than a human leg and grabbed the head of the mentally handicapped, the mentally handicapped exclaimed, and shouted: "Poor brother-in-law, help......"
Syllable.
Xue Dongnan grabbed the strong man's wrist with his hand, and the strong man struggled hard, trying to break free, but Xue Dongnan's hand was as strong as pliers, and no matter how he struggled, he couldn't move at all.
"Little brother, why do you have to worry so much about a mentally retarded person, bear with me and continue to eat your hamburger."
Xue Dongnan said with a smile.
"Let go......" The strong man's forehead broke out with sweat, and he felt that his wrist was about to be broken, but there were so many people here, and he couldn't convince the soft words, otherwise where would the eldest brother's face go.
Xue Dongnan smiled and said, "It's okay for me to let go of my hand, but you have to promise that you can't beat the mentally handicapped, okay?" ”
"Okay." The strong man nodded immediately.
Xue Dongnan believed the other party's words, his fingers let go of his wrist, the strong man took a step back, rubbed his wrist, and asked, "Little brother, you have been moving bricks for a few years, why is your finger strength so great." ”
"I've been moving bricks since I was a child, not only with great strength, but also with the ability to hit, and it's no problem to hit ten at a time."
Xue Dongnan said with a smile.
"Wow, it's not a car god, it's really amazing!" Zhou Hao said with envy.
The strong man looked at Xue Dongnan with a smile, and a cold voice came out of his mouth: "You can fight ten, then can you fight twenty!" ”
After speaking, the strong man whistled, and more than 20 men surrounded him in an instant, Zhou Hao was so frightened that he hurriedly took four or five steps back, and the mentally handicapped also ran to the door with a teddy dog, and said in surprise; "Poor brother-in-law, be careful, there are more than 20 of them!"
The corners of Xue Dongnan's mouth twitched, thinking that you are a cheat and a poor brother-in-law, and you are deliberately provoking this strong man.
The strong man sneered, and Sen Ran said: "Didn't you say that you can fight ten by yourself, and now I have twenty brothers here, what do you say?" ”
Xue Dongnan sighed and asked very calmly; "Will a thousand bucks solve the problem?"
"Do you think it's possible?" The strong man sneered.
"If a thousand can't be solved, then ten thousand." Xue Dongnan said.
The strong man's sneer suddenly froze on his face, and a trace of ruthlessness flashed in his eyes, and he said, "Are you kidding, you can still take out 10,000 yuan for your turtle appearance?" ”
Xue Dongnan pursed his lips and shouted, "Zhou Hao, you lost 10,000 yuan to me, take the money." ”
Zhou Hao's body trembled, he reached out and touched his pocket, it was empty, and he smiled bitterly at the moment: "I'm sorry, I don't have any money on me......"
"No money!" Xue Dongnan's eyes widened.
The strong man said cruelly: "You are playing with me, brothers beat me!" ”
"Wait a minute, if you don't have any money, I can find you a ......"
Xue Dongnan shook his hand and shook the Ferrari car key over, and said, "Look at what this is." ”
"France, Ferrari!" The strong man was shocked.
"Yes." Xue Dongnan exhaled lightly and said, "This car is worth more than three million, and the procedures are complete, you can sell it however you want." ”
"It's done!" The strong man agreed without thinking about it, and his eyes were almost drooling.
"Let's go ......"
Xue Dongnan turned around and pulled the mentally handicapped to leave, and after the three of them came out, the mentally handicapped said very dissatisfied; "Poor brother-in-law, we just ran away with our tails between our legs?"
"I'm the good-natured person?"
Xue Dongnan smiled disdainfully, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and said, "I'll call my brother now, at least a dozen vans will come over to settle those guys." ”